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Donlittle:
fake hairr, fake eyes, fake installed nails, fake bosoms, tighthen kitty, wat else again?? abeg include if yhu knw any, i don tire

fake butt, fake name, etc.

the funny thisng is all those guys asking for marriage just after 2 questions do it mean that yoruba ppl dont know they will date first b4 marriage and they are loking haggard and poverty striken ,

wow, why this kind of double whammy. lol.


anyway, you just touched on a very distinctive feature of nigerian culture- instant marriage.

americans have fast food and instant oatmeal, we have fast marriage when we need visa or just dont like black skin.


ie people like me who dont like blacks, will just jump on the first white i see. Cant stand all this melanin. shikena. Iwonba ni nkan mo.


and what concerns dating with marriage?

how on earth can a babe like that marry them , its not possible

and why isnt it possible.

love knows no color, creed or appearance.

i agree with the previous posters.


in addition, the advice here is great:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=663005.msg8284043#msg8284043

dont give your baby unnecessary sugar. He or she doesnt need tea at this stage.

about the ovaltine- i dont know but will see if i can find anything. However, i dont think the baby needs it yet, @ 8 months.

jerseyboy:
The extensions are imitation of their natural hair.
EVERYONE KNOWS IT IS FAKE ON AFRICAN WOMEN. THIS IS HOW A WHOLE RACE IS IS SELLING THEMSELVES.

hmm, so this is real:

https://www.divinitydreads.com/singlesA.jpg

bretta speaking hausa:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwF_10vCPv0&feature=related

it's not really a new thing sha.

hausa in particular is known by quite a few westerners.



girl speaking carribean:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLmfQSR3EI0&feature=related


meg speaking hausa:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHW99oPTJQ&feature=related

bimbo means abimbola.

the law was in place the first time too, cos i remember reading about it in the news years ago.

since 1999 I have been playing

there's a technique to it, i heard.

for them to spill the beans at this time, shows something might be in the offing.

either that or some people's names werent picked when they were supposed to have been.

or vice versa.

kennedy family have tried sha.

any updates?

as usual, fstranger was on rampage.

i wish someone cared.

i suppose somebody does?

monkey no fine but im mama go still likeam.

^^just wondering how it affects your life that's all.

good to know you feel all is well with yourself.

would you like to know what others find irritating about you?

hmm, osama is gone so time to do some housecleaning i guess.

anyway, they'll probably still choose the same set of names.

weaves, butt pads, bosom enlargement, fake eyelashes, lipstick, eyeliner, eye shadow, etc etc.

i'm yet to see any man [especially these nigerian ones] who doesnt like beyonce, gabrielle union, halle berry, or any of the sexy celebrities we see every day.


they even have a thread where they waank to people who they assume are female.

so, redsun.

tell us something you hate about yourself.

or something others hate about you.

kabukabu50:
Would it kill our black women to just leave their hair the way it is,here is a perfect example of natural for you.


https://www.soundike.com/artists_foto/4000/4955.jpg

i'm willing to bet that colour is synthetically created, though i see your point.






https://cdn.singersroom.com/news/pics/2009/01/chrisette_michele_27_b.JPG

can you spot some things in this beautiful photo that makes you wanna go oomp on the pretty lady.

ie have her as your screensaver and wall poster.

born2frock you are very s.tupid.

actresses play many roles you this i.diot.


deadbeat loser like you.

all these low self esteem cretins who must bring their slavish goat brain into every thread.

who send you message abi whose fault is it that you find yourself stuck in sexuality section typing rubbish.

poster you left out foot odour.

you can cope with that by buying him powder.

he has realized that you guys came from rocks and caves

lmao

You even see it Nollywood movies (the ones with the younger actors). A woman can slap a man in the fact and he won't only not retaliate, but he'll go on his knees and apologise even if the woman is dead wrong.

ah, you saw it on nollywood you dont say.

is there a second country called nigeria somewhere where this commonly happens because i'm sure there must be.

not sure why this is news.

which position did the country drop from, not that it matters.

Is love king not edo.

I guess people dont realise he's making fun of them.

True.

Lord have mercy.

I think the actual enemy has to be within.

That would be me.

I think it would have been courteous of whoever is involved, to have let people know the man was sick all this while, instead of just suddenly dumping the news of his death ten days after people first heard of him.

That's simply not appropriate and smh.

For example, we're just now hearing his son michael was the one standing in for him- why did nobody release this info before.

The way we nigerians do things leaves a lot to be desired i must say.

Because i didnt know he was friends with museveni.

Does this mean gej is president for life.

The only thing yorubas and nigerians in general glory in now, is money and the number and types of women they can boast of having.

That's no way to build progress and i do wonder why other races who dont market themselves as studs, typically tend to do better.

Big mystery.

Anyway, not my problem.

Oooh, looks like someone (stranger) has it in for me

i'm so scared.

Hiss.