₦airaland Forum

He has no Igbo gene in his ancestry.

did you do a DNA test and found none there?

is that my photo which i sent to sauron in confidence?

why is he posting it on nl.

yepa.

the guy has exposed my nyansh.

no wonder osisi was firing away on the tribal thread like a monkey on crack.

so sauron showed her the photos.

And they are dreaming of hosting the Olympic Games

so they might want to consider holding their horses?

unless it doesnt matter

why cant namywedding or some other poster handle the wedding threads on nl.

aloy-emeka isnt suitable for this.

are people whining here or sneakily fishing for compliments?

are the childen expected to swim to school as per beaf, redsun and violent's annoyance, or what's wrong with taking the canoe to school if you live on water.

lastly, let's compare this with the slum, gutter, trash heap and other uncomplimentary documentaries on lagos which bbc spits out with uncompromising regularity.

i think by now it's quite clear which tribe holds sway over bbc's nigeria coverage bureau.


does beaf want the magic schoolbus to fly over the water and take the children to school?


https://www-tc.pbs.org/kcet/wiredscience/blogs/Magic-School-Bus.jpg




at redsun

why not berate the kid's forefathers for deciding to settle on water.

Mr Fire:
The man seems to be an Ekpeye who after the BIAFRA war (Ekpeye fought with their Igbo kits against the federal govt) decided to become an Ijaw . either way, God dey. Hahahahah!

ok!

ghetto funky

Ikengawo:
LOL hell yeah i made those posts, goat.

i never once denied them but i literally just said a few posts before you that i have grown up and realize that it's crazy thinking and i wish others that are currently like i once was will make this realization too.

should i apologize for growing up?

^^well, since a lot of you are still in the process of "growing up", you still need lessons then- from the school of hard knocks.

most of you have heads thicker than gorillas however.

nairaland is very much a reflection of what obtains in real life because as i've stated before, i'm meeting people who straight out echo some of the dumb attitudes i'm reading here.

Regardless of tribe o.

that's why i keep querying the visa officials who are throwing out visas like confetti.

Beaf:
For the curious, Goodluck Jonathan is Ijaw from Nembe in Bayelsa. His father was a canoe maker, but the man has risen to become President (there really is God).

yes, this beats obama's story of how his own father herded goats.


is jonathan being primed to replace him?

i'd say jonathan 1 obama 0 in the oneupmanship.

does this site not have an owner you can talk to or what's the reason for this thread.

ask the people starting tribalistic threads, what their reasons are for doing so.

simple.

naijaking1:
@Becomerich0
You maybe an expert on maps, but you're certainly not an expert on accents. I mean who has, what makes, and when accents are heard. You forgot that many of these Ijaw people attended the same high schools, and universities with other tribes of the former eastern Nigeria?

so?

one republic did well with All the right moves

how many years have these people been chasing themselves all over nairaland.

same group, everytime.

@ photos

this was the pre unclothedness days i see.

thank goodness for makeup and special lighting. There was a particular photo she posted when she first joined nl, where she resembled a werewolf.

yoruba guys seem to be the ones "appreciating" this your so-called beauty, it seems.

says a lot about taste.

i hope all this stuff will end well sha.

chances are it wont.

A girlfriend told a guy that she was pregnant for him and he married the girlfriend, but he discovered two decades later that she deceived him when the baby (a girl) was now 21 years old. He was enraged, but he did not let her know that he had found out the truth. He despoiled their "daughter" and told his wife. When she challenged him and wanted to raise hell over his abominable act, he now told her all he found out and she confessed that he was not the real father. The man left town. This happened in Surulere, Lagos.

that man is a beast.

^^i said have ijaw names, regardless if its their first/last name or not.

have, not bear.

i thought mama gee said she had a husband?


why she no even mention the guy again?