₦airaland Forum

Aareonakakanfo:
I'll be posting a lot of things culled from DAWN Commission on ways to develop the southwest region

gamaliel121:
Girls again?

Jakumo:
Welcome to the Twilight Zone of Nigeria, where the most famous "sex symbol" is a forty-five-year-old mother of five.

Yes sir indeed, this one of those head-scratching mysteries of the Nigerian psychology. In a land literally awash with YOUNG, busty and fit single women with luscious, toned bodies undamaged by time, childbirth and gravity, it is an old married matronly woman in a push-up bra that attracts all the press coverage.

Anyways, no forovlen, the bizzarre standard of social attractiveness works both ways, since in Nigeria, men who work out and stay trim are regarded as "hungry and poor" , while obese fat slobs with their beer guts hanging out in all directions are regarded as prize catches for money grubbing women looking for a free ride from lard-asz embezzlers who haven't seen their own feet since 1972, on account of the size of those monstrous bloated guts.

idris4r83:
Always wash your fruits when u buy them from angbody be it Northerner or any other fruit seller. .

hmohammed:
How does the attached pix depict the event portrayed. .

A kingdom in the Niger Delta which held no military authority over its citizens whatsoever, believed all violence was an abomination, and served as a safe haven for all refugees and slaves for a thousand years, all the way up until 1911.

SirWere:
You mean to tell me africans are not still slaves

kosovo:
I am option (a)

You are right anyway. I can't deny my tribe for anything, even for a million dollars..

How are you pal? It's being ages...

soeasyshare:
What new movies will be coming soon in 2015? Which one will you expect most?

Here are 3 movies would be highly recommended:

1. Avengers: Age of Ultron (Director: Joss Whedon; Release Date: May 01, 2015)
2. Ant-Man (Director: Peyton Reed; Release Date: July 17, 2015)
3. Cinderella (Director: Kenneth Branagh; Release Date: March 13, 2015)

More Upcoming Films in 2015(First Half)

Showtime Name of Movie
Feb, 2015 The Seventh Son; Fifty Shades of Grey; The DUFF; The Lazarus Effect
Mar, 2015 Chappie; The Gunman; Get Hard; Home; A Year in Champagne
Apr, 2015 Furious 7; The Moon and The Sun; The Age Of Adaline; The Water Diviner
May, 2015 Far From The Madding Crowd; Mad Max: Fury Road; Spy; Tomorrowland
Jun,2015 B.O.O.: Bureau of Otherworldly Operations; Jurassic World; The Transporter Legacy

[url=/reviews/2015-new-movie-soon-be-released.html] More 2015 New Films...[/url]

175:
Hahahahah!
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Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal
and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

Tolexander:
While living there, the people in the town would never know they were harboring the future President of a whole nation.