₦airaland Forum

kabillion:
Sex doll. I am yet to fathom the theoretical or practical functionality of it acting up to the billing. As in do they really have sex with it or it is just a gimmick? What happened to sperm dumped in it?

I saw this coming, all this are not ordinary, na evil spirit,the evil spirit just entered nija,A d way ashwao take turn normal thing,lesbian , gay ,kids smoking wetin our papa no smoke, name them, this sex doll don de trend for more than 5yrs ,wondering y e just turn news for nija ,then I just remembered the evil spirit have come nija for good , with 2k dollars we don free from anything woman wahala ,

XingXhang:
Are you now envious of a doll

my brother I tire

gmoney12:
if u do listen to his songs u will notice he speak the Truth of what's going on, his music uplifts spirit,relaxes and motivates people ESP those called to take on a leadership role or become a warrior, freedom fighters and be true to oneself...

and when u r yourself you do the right thing and that right things makes a big changes to ones Nation..
tell me how our naija musicians music does all of these aside party jams and critics songs..

my brother our songs is not our problem,we got that problem individually, doing the right thing is an individual thing ,if we like make we get 100 Bob Marley for the country nija will always be nija,besides no one is stopping anyone to listen to his kinda songs and people do listen to them ,no be Bob Marley make Yankee a better place,our musicians are trying they excite our mood cos that's what we need so that's what they give us

Exoticstan:
Any more suggestions?

lalasticlala

get a laptop a good smart phone, that's if you don't have that already,face reality, only 10percent of graduates can boast of a meaningful job, so if u guy, I suugest Ghana or Togo, or u can remain in 9ja ,be serious with the connecting one day your call will be picked up, I bet you in 3months you can get wat your working or skilled graduate will get in 3yrs

gmoney12:
OK..if our musicians can be like Bob Marley naija for no dey like dis.

tell me 3 ways Bob Marley for take affect nija

Pusyiter:
Bros, your answer is in your question. Search yourself, you know what you want.

what about when she had introduction with someone else and almost got married only to come back to you again,?

Constilo4u:
This news isn't fake, but if you are still doubting it..you can check the location on the details given above and go comfirm it as well

listen ,that's a big fat father fucking lie, that school for the pix na okpe grammar school for sapele,

TosinDru:
It's not an advice ma'am.
I understand you had a bad experience last time you tried it but not every girl will have the same experience... Let them live outside their fears

no mind am joor, u wan ask guy out you go ask d one wen pass ur class out, dem go just use u play, hit you and run,me be dating for 3yrs now and she was d one who asked me out, sincerely speaking

jamace:
On paper?

I can see darkness everywhere.

not in sapele though, I hope this is true cos we enjoying constant power for almost over a week now

NaeChris:
Which job? Ikorodu no dey? Bokoharam don finish?

lol, nor be una wan run comot for the country wen e be say na everybody enter same wahala, who una wan leave am for, me sef no go gree talk less of army, we all got to solve d problem together, nobody is going no where, if you think say dem DE oppress una go check d North, how many easterners be beggars, or shoe makers, or bike man or DE escort cows or DE carry sewing machine Waka, dem suffer pass East, easterners just greedy and na dem get big men spread over d world not to talk of nija

That's big lie, belike dem promise dem job oo, a goat will always be a goat if dem like make dem carry go abroad go train come back o na goat e still be, dem tie una eye before una start to craze?

If I hear any noise here,,,, dem ipob members should come out with their tanks o cos I hear say dem say dem ready for war,,,, shame to anyone of dem wen still DE online DE make noise

veekid:
Ingrate! That's how they reason

no answer the goat, na music e DE sing so, wetin be gba gu du gban

If no be dat keeper wen make fool, we for DE dat list now

Evaberry:
I know they will disappoint us.

Sad but true

belike disappointments full your life ooo, even the first leg be like disappointment to you cos you DE disappointed say you were not disappointed, gaut

NwaObinkita:


What's the essence of her congratulations when she will eventually dump Mikel.

Even a fool knows Mikel was just h sperm donor

so wat den are you saying? I think say you wan say na ur daddy donate d sperm before

paiz:
This country is a joke

wish I can roll the country on a piece of paper and smoke it,nija have died

life2017:
They are making sense. When people spend extravagantly without any known source of income, EFCC or police should question such persons to ascertain the source of their income.

you are a burnt corn, what da Bleep has d fucking country or govt provided as source of income for the young ones, after 5 years in school, 7 years no source of income,but just 3 months on your laptop u are a millionaire u are here talking rubbish,if na country wen d govt D make provision I go understand, not nija wen d yahoo boys help d economy by bringing back in their own way d foreign currency d useless govt don go hide for foreign countries , use dem to develop their environment and most of them are cheerful givers,

colossus91:
thought he would change his interlocking everyyear like he changes his cars mtcheeew still houseboi to elumelu tho

akpa na interlocks be that, just one hate for nothing and u nor even kw anything,,,, if you know how much that kinda flooring cost, e go built ur daddy house dats if ur daddy get sef, bad belle

logadims:
it is with anger in my heart that I make this complain to you!
in my village people are not allowed to make/receive calls,
browse, text etc. this problem is as a result of "Lack of Mast"
and has been affecting the villagers of in that community for
over 10years.


I've sent numerous messages to MTN via their
twitter and facebook page/handle. All they tell me is that their support team is on it. No action whatsoever.. ( since 2 years + now. Nothing has been done there. the Name of the community is Lorji in Aboh-Mbaise Local Government of Imo-state(it is comprised of up to 5 villages).

This problem has caused deaths and great problem to them(the villagers, since there is no way to call for help from Police, doctors etc.. when one is in trouble. please we need a Mast. why the isolation?

If getting a land will the issue/problem then, am willing to offer MTN lands to plant the mast..

most communities don't have it even in states like delta state, besides how many people DE your community?

MrBrownJay1:
some people out there have really lost the plot....shouldnt WEARING A CONDOM be the only thing to be aware of?!

I tire ooo

calliope:
What's funny? Where's your sense of humanity?
You're every thing wrong with the system.

RIP. I pray the bereaved family find fortitude to bear their loss.

no mind goat jor

Omofunaab2:
Do you think Evans might know about the killings in Ozubulu and the current Igbo drug war?

imagine question wen you settle down ask? In fact why you ask this question at all?

It's not a bad idea before na, 75k no be beans o, abeg make fedra consider the development

jfleece:
ur comments are always matured and always on point... Ur husband must be the luckiest man in the universe... Ur type of woman is so hard to find... If we are to ve a referendum on nairaland... I would want u to be a mod and an active shareholder.. God bless you.. May God deliver me from karashika....

this your praising for this girl fit make her come DE like you o, abi na your plan shwo?

Benita27:
My dear, if you like brand it however suits you. It's free once you have data.

no be money dem take DE buy data? OK the What's app call feature wen oyibo man do for der na for wetin? To me the What's app call consumes more, cos u have to put on your 4g network to enjoy call so doing it drains your battery and den d data u pay to get it or maybe u nor DE sub with your money na make am cos e DE pain me if my data finish pass say my credit finish

Benita27:
It's free. Aside having data on your phone, do you pay for the calls?. Some will even want to sleep on it.

Very annoying thing.

what are you saying? So if you buy indomine, the spices inside na free?

Habeyy:
thank God, that's what am thinking No be money I take get the data

my brother I tire o

Benita27:
Whether you all like it or not, she has a point. My boyfriend is free to give me a whatsapp call whenever he likes and I'd be glad to take it but if you're getting to know a girl as a guy but chose to give her whatsapp calls instead of burning your credit then I'm sorry to say this, you're not serious!.

You all attack people for speaking the truth.

What's app call na free sister truth?

xendra:
I've never given any thought to WhatsApp calls, but from the comment it's surprising how many guys have been depending on WhatsApp calls though
since free night calls faded.

anything/person wen go open girls eyes, guys no just like am

you wan show your self here now o, na girls like you DE go What's app call DE tell your boyfriend to call you back, even DE flash for what's app call....... Mtchew mama open eye

PenisCaP:
Still better than ritual and skull mining ravagin YORUBA and their ODUDUWA republic.

Baddo group has been killing people in yorubaland like animals..

So im not suprise too.

goat