₦airaland Forum

Makamatic:
If prepared well , it's very sweet . See the big rabbit I bought

Are you trying to be funny or what? This is a rat na

ubunja:
I tell you.... Rumor has it Stallone's wife divorced him because he wanted another dog. And it's clear that flimsy excuse is just exactly that, an excuse,, the hoe already had one foot out the door and just wanted a trigger. Smh.
I guess her options had become hard to ignore for her. She wanna be alone to play the field without guilt. On Stallone's money. The West is something else.

Dude I can bet my balls that you are one of those Zimbabwean immigrants doing odd jobs in South Africa. You don’t sound bright. You think you are the leader of a cult and that’s what keeps you going.

It’s so sad that stupid teenagers and idiots are listening to the recycled trash you feed them. You read from PUA websites and come and brainwash idiots. Get a life you unattractive porn addict and chronic masturbator

ubunja:
a woman will only let her guard down if she sees you as a non judgemental safe space.

Now Does she want to fucc you?

Yes and No.

Years back while still a virgin, there was this girl who used to come to my place to talk about her boyfriend problems. I didn't really have that much of a crush on her but being single it was kinda nice to have a girl around. Big simping move on my part! Cause I ended up sitting through hours of these talks. Just when it I thought it couldn't get any worse one day the girl came with bag of outfits asking me to take a Series of raunchy pics to send to her guy. She would wear an outfit,we take a couple of shots in provocative poses, then right there and then she'd strip down put a different outfit and we start over. I was turned on beyond words and I had the tell her this was becoming too much for me,, to which she had to gall to admit she'd never let me hit,, cause she didn't like me like that or some other bs excuse.
I was pissed. And she saw it. Now because she liked hanging out with me and she saw I was ready to stop her visits she threw me a bone. I don't know how we specifically got to this arrangement but we ended up agreeing for me to regularly suck her pucc and do anything I want except fucc. Speaking as a red piller that was a compromise. But as a virgin who was eager to have a real warm nákéd girl in my arms, it was a win. So in effect I became the succ slave for a while and surprisingly I was so good she ended up offering the puccy. Which, believe it or not, I proceeded to fumble. She came with the intention to burst it open but I became so awkward and so anxious it turned her off and she left, leaving me with my virginity still very much intact. And that was the last time she visited....

Why am I telling you this?
Women will use any open minded man as a listening ear to their shenanigans. But you should always push for play otherwise an ear is all you will be. It's half the battle that she's open around you. The other half is for you to make sure you capitalise on that.

Chronic masturbator that still gets no pucci stop capping and keep watching your Latino porn with soap and Vaseline

tosaino95:
So what the hell are you doing here, Girls are like you are attention seekers Agree or not that the fuckin you're

Guy your grammar is terrible. You must be an illiterate. I advise you again to go and buy this book for your own good

Martinez39s:
People were plagiarising Ubunja's miseducations and selling them as books on amazon and other websites.

Has it occurred to you that the porn addict and chronic masturbator was pulling all the info that he feeds idiots here from those books and websites? Mumu full this place sha. Tueh!!!

LifestyleTonite:
Catch your sub below

ubunja:
maybe so,, but it's the same with married women. Since we've discovered that Nigeria has the highest rate of partenity fraud in Africa. So what now.

By the way I'm guessing you're in Nigeria. If not. pardon me.

Look at this one talking shit about Nigeria. Guy don’t ever come here to say shit about Nigeria. Your country actually has more paternity fraud cases. That’s why you guys have the highest HIV rate and teenage pregnancy rate in the world. All you do is impregnate teenage girls and bitch about Nigerian men taking your women instead of going to look for a job.

How dare you advice Nigerian men to go around impregnating women like you do in your country? You are sick. And I know you are only trying to console yourself with the babymama wahala you are going through. Misery loves company. Again anyone that listens to this chronic masturbator and porn addict is a big idiot!!!

ubunja:
he was indeed spiteful with that comment. I chose to ignore his attitude.

Guy he was talking to you. Use your head..You are too slow. You are trying your best to make Nigerian men to be like you lazy ass men in your country. All you guys do is go around impregnating women. That’s why almost all girls in your country are baby mamas. While the men are jobless and complaining and hating on the Nigerian men that take care of your women and children.

Anyone that takes this porn addict and chronic masturbator seriously is a very big idiot!!!

limcar:
what do you do for a living? I'm curious to know

That one is a healthcare worker in the UK. Most likely a nurse working night shift.

missidy:
Abeg make una dey talk wetin una dey sure of. You can't send your child to a private uni in naija if you don't earn up to 2m, it's not possible. Go and check the fees of private unis, that's why their graduates have bragging rights. A lot of parents earn more than 2 million a month in Nigeria, location matters.

Not a lot of parents earn more than 2 million Naira a month. That’s a lot of money. Many parents borrow and drink garri to send their kids to those private schools. This I am very sure of.

Blaxhex:
but this was you last year analysing pere and whitemoney strategy during working hour - 11:31am

The person wey swear for you with frustration no go make heaven walai

Safarigirl, I never said I don’t watch the show. I watch it and was once addicted like you. Fortunately, old things are passed and I have learnt from my mistakes and realize that moderation is necessary. That is why I am here to save lazy youths like you.

Go and hustle and go to school. Job no dey. Na true. But don’t just waste the most productive part of your day sitting in front of the tv to watch people hustling. Do something with your life. Go and hustle during the day and watch later in the day or on weekends. Time waits for no man o!

missidy:
They are working hard behind the scenes on the politicians beds to keep up appearances. How did Angel buy range Rover one month after leaving the house? Nengi bought range Rover 7 months after the show and house not up to one year after. Bbn doesn't pay them anything, they already signed their contract. They want fame and that is what bbn is giving them.

All those girls were okpos who went in the show for exposure to move from Coded Runs to politicians’ beds. The minute you realize this is when you will understand the senselessness in watching this show when you should be at work, school or hustling for daily bread.

On God, most of the girls that I know that are die hard fans and watching 24 hours are okpos!

missidy:
Oga, rest. Everybody should do as they please.

Madam I don hear. Big brother is not a bad show. Me sef was once addicted but there is time for everything.

Man pikin cannot because of this show forget to hustle or be unserious for work and spend the time to be productive in the day watching away.

Those housemates come hustle, big brother dey hustle and advertisers sef na hustle. Make Nigerian youths sef go hustle for their daily bread because time waits for no man!

MissAnneboleyn:
Do they really keep up appearances by living the fake life? It would be hard for them in this current economy. Some will even resort to s3x work just to keep up. Some (men and women) will become Governors/Senators babies

Many of those young girls you watch and adore and spend all your hard earned money to vote for are actually okpos that use big brother to advertise. Know this and know peace.

missidy:
There is something called remote work. Your tv is on while you earn in dollars. Some offices have their tv on bbn instead of CNN which is the usual.

So if you have remote work that puts food on your table, you will leave it and be watching big brother and expect to do well in the job? Is that seriousness? When they sack you now, you will blame witches from your father’s side.

Please tell me a serious office that will put on tv on big brother to distract its staff? Just name one office please. Thanks.

Geezeem:
You see how some enemies of good things came here and called Midnight crew updating us jobless people... now nobody dey update night happenings again

Madam please why don’t you kukuma stay up for midnight to be updating people? Quit your job or hustle and spend your days and nights watching big brother and see if magician go put food for your table. Why can’t the lazy Nigerian youths accept the truth for once?

MissAnneboleyn:
Shopright,

When I went to renew my passport, the oga had big screen tv. Some use the small data they have to watch here and there.

So this place is full of yahoo boys, okpos and hook up girls, kidnappers, armed robbers, jobless lazy youths, shop attendants and other low wage workers wey get time to dey watch while their mates dey hustle for daily bread? SMH. I weep for my country Nigeria.

Blakpot:
U never see ppl wey dey watch big brother for work? lol
Dey there!

Please which kind serious work be that wey go put tv for big brother to distract staff?

meobizy:
What is the point of BBN The Buzz? If one watches the season majority of the day, they won’t come across anything new but the clothes Toke wears.

As usual nobody dey update here past one thirty a.m. in the morning. Na una way for this place. If person carry the mantle, una go discourage am with pointless arguments based on matter una no see.

How do you feel watching the season majority of the day when your mates are busy working and hustling for their daily bread? Do you feel comfortable? Please I’m just asking for a friend. Thank you.

tosaino95:
mek i go start working out back.
I dey do am every early morning from 5:00 AM to Any Time before, i just stop all of the suddenly

Guy, for the umpteenth time, go and buy this book. You sound like a stark illiterate. No wonder women dey avoid you

Reminderz:
it's obvious you don't even get the point.. smh.. you don't even understand the statement you quoted and I don't need to explain.. please I beg you, don't quote me.. and by the way, you don't get to decide what's in the redpill or not...

This is the attitude. Not to make that ugly sex starved non-entity that can’t get puccy to dictate things to you.

Blaxhex:
You mistake me for you and your ilk dummy?

I exposed your dumbass and now you run out of retorts like a soldier disarmed off his guns and bullets lmao

Most nairalanders use alot of alt monikers to disguise themselves.. but you are not so smart nigga.. the way you type and your trolling tactic gives you away every Single time.

Dolt

This expose you keep talking about shows how childish you are. What do I have to gain by using alts? Use your head you this jobless redpiller wannabe begging for nairaland for money to use to carry okpo and for betting.

I go continue to dey pepper una for that thread until una give una selves brain and leave woman matter and go hustle like una mates. Lazy youths!

carammel:
Lol, i always always thank God this is a faceless forum as in, some of you will literally lick feet if you know some of the people you troll for real.

And you think you won’t lick my feet if you sabi who I be? I hope you are not drunk on cheap liquor. Anybody that can sit down and write a whole book on Big Brother on a Monday morning deserves to be flogged. Twenty strokes of the cane! How do you face your children if you start the week like that?

Eeghe:
I am good with people sha
Cos never have I for a second not known these people were one person
This scenario would be amusing it weren’t nearly pathetic

Like I said before here, I was gisting on this NL with a “feared and deadly” username and one day I saw them
Be safe you all

Look at this old mama of over 50 years following her children’s mate to watch Big brother. Doctor my ass. You should be ashamed of yourself. Because your son is in one fake state university studying medicine, you think you can bobo people here? If you like no go think about how to raise money to pay your son and daughter school fees. Be wasting your time here.

No just let me open your yansh here. You failed writer that couldn’t even pass PHD in English. Make I just hear pim.

Blaxhex:
100% yes.
The patterns are there...
He has alot of monikers/alts but he is easy to fish out cuz he'll always have the urge to troll about you being jobless, or a lazy youth or dig out a post you made in the past to shame you if you come for him or correcting your written English.

In the 2020 bbn thread, his moniker was lazyyouth4u, in the 2021 bbn thread he used tranquility2345, now it's Oshokhai69.
Different monikers, same person. He's more subtle with the oshokhai moniker, but he goes full throttle with his tranquility and labadi69 monikers, trolling all over nairaland.

So much time on his hands, for someone calling people jobless.

All these jobless women-hating teenagers hiding under redpill movement wey I don show pepper for redpill and ashawo thread. Why do I have to use an alt to say what I have to say? I say things with my full chest. You jobless lazy youth begging all over Nairaland.