₦airaland Forum

ShaqFu:
Chai!!! Isn't this the same luminouz who sees ghosts? 🤣😂😅

Baba just tone down with the lying abeg. I wonder what you stand to gain by lying profusely, if not but to inflate your already deflated ego online and offline. Choi. 😁🤪😁

That guy is trying too hard to be an authority in redpill. You can tell that it’s a Jew man wey siddon dey write Tales by Moonlight to feel good about himself and deceive fools here. He’s most likely a shy boy with very low self esteem in real life. This is what a faceless forum does. Low self esteem man wey depressed, ugly and broke go hide behind computer dey write nonsense to feel good

ahnie:
Brown is gradually aging.

The most stupid comment I have ever read. No he’s not going to be aging. He will be turning to baby. Nonsense

See advice wey man pikin dey see for here. Una no even know where the house dey. Something wey fit dey for Ikorodu or one slum for Bariga. Call lawyer for house wey you no go see pass 1 million if them sell. All of una dey mad

JungleJustice01:
Thanks to everyone for the input. The problem is my brother isn't so well to do financially. His salary is barely enough for him to survive and he's also an SS.

For this reason, we have been taking care of him from time past. When parents passed, I gladly left him all the funds, cars and all just to help. I still send him support time and again so it's kind of out of place to sit him down and start discussing legal terms, it'd look more like I'm trying to kick him out from getting anything anymore.

I also can't sell the house in it's current state. That will be most unwise business wise.

I'm considering dividing the house but is there any reason one half should be good and the other crumbling? How do I share fixing borehole, compound lights, entire roofing, replacing all windows and interlocking the compound?

I could easily leave the house in it's state and build mine but that's not a good legacy either.

You are a slow poke. You said your brother is an SS with a bad job and you cannot fix the house for him? Another Tales by Moonlight story spotted. Lazy youth like you m. You better go and get busy and stop writing imaginary stories..

luminouz:
I have a confession.


Yesterday would have been my first day or time of sleeping with a married woman, if not for the redpill.

So here we go:

I saw her and she looked darn good. We exchanged numbers and talked a bit. She kept talking of her husband and I asked her what dafuq do you want from me if you have that. She said the marriage is one of convenience and not love. I asked her, why not divorce?

She said it wasn't the right time. Ok. Fast forward to yesterday, she was in my area and asked to come over. I agreed and when she entered, she looked real good. Tall, with big ass and all that. She has smoked weed and I could smell it on her breath. We gisted and she kept staring at me, biting her lips. Strangely, my diick woke up and started doing pushups in my boxers. She drew close and hugged me and for a moment, just a moment, a brief flash of her mouth sucking my dick went through my mind and I knew I had to retake control. I drew back and asked her why she was with me. She said she liked my looks and my accent. She said her husband irritated her and she doesn't love him. He needed help and she married him out of pity (for insurance or some shiit). She married him in February and made love with him last two weeks ago.

In my mind, I was like... Thank God for redpill. Any simp.would have 'pitied' her damsel in distress BS story and fuqed her and become entangled in her entanglement. Not me though, not this nigga. I just drew away and told her I had an appointment soon(I was scheduled to go out with my homie, who coincidentally called at that point too) and we would talk or gist later.

She took it in her stride and hugged me before she left. Later that night, she sent me a message that she didn't even wear panties and she was so sure I would fuq her. That I didn't and showed some restraint was fuqin sexy and now, she would do all she can to win me. I sent a smiley. I'm not fuqin with a married woman but she could be useful in other ways.

N.B: For all the single and married men out there, vet your woman biko..e get why. This one puts her ring on all SM platforms. She wore it to my house sef. I would have fuqed her with it, if I wanted to. Yet her darling husband has gone out of state on a trip to hustle for his 'loving family' while his loving wife was frizzing around me hoping to taste my black diick.

You can't love women if you truly know them like I do. Just look at them as adult children and you will be fine.

Joseph the dreamer just siddon compile useless Tales by Moonlight for fools. Keep dreaming….

Dailyhappenings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WC1AFkb9Y8

The executive governor of Lagos State, Governor Sanwo Olu was captured the moment he tasted Hilda Baci food

Nigerians have gone mad. Very mad

EastAlchemist:
Oboy heartbroken men choke ooo
Yeeeeee 😂😂😂😀😀

Na so we see am o

qanda:

XXXXXXXX

You need to think deeper to see the impact of what she has done. There are different ways to look at it. I will attempt to highlight two perspectives.

1. Dare to be different and Stand out.

How many Chefs are there in Nigeria? How many of them are aware of the Guinness cooking record needless to mention breaking the record.

Cooking like you know it is an everyday activity. See how her effort has amplified what you will ordinarily refer to as a 'No', 'Normal' activity.

The message here is clear, dare to dream, think out of the box, work for your dream and be proud of your profession.

2. The Value added Across the Value Chain.

If you noticed the no of following that Hilda had pre the attempt and now, you'd notice a quantum leap in the number of her followers.

Her restaurant business will never be the same. Her clientele will triple. Her current space will need to be expanded. If you visit her Instagram page, you will see her vision - the restaurant she intends to build.

As her business expands, she will need to employ more staff and logistics delivery companies she engages would make more revenue and maybe even need to engage more personnel.

Anybody who attempts to undermine the feat by Hilda is only fooling himself/herself.

You are nothing but a hopeless slow poke. Go and read this jargons to your parents and see if you won’t get a heavy slap on your ugly face. Lazy Nigerian youth like you. Tueh!

SerikiFulani:
Y'all need to stop posting this overrated piece of shitty records.

Some of you don't have what to eat to bed tonight but you've been praising this bitch since yesterday for breaking an irrelevant record.

What so special in cooking for some days? How does it affect mankind?

Gbam!!

Xpol:
Nice one, imagine India with over one billion population yet not many people heard of the former record breaker.

Once Nigerians come together to make you go viral, you'll definitely be surprised with the results.

Because Indians have better things to do with their lives you slow poke. How does cooking for 72 hours add any value to the human race? Useless Nigerians and their stupid misplaced priorities. Tueh!

SMARTMOTORS:
Wetin be all these self!... It's becoming too childish for a country abeg out of all the things our leaders and elder statesmen should tackle and focus on na cooking competition all of them put energy into! Tufiakwa!

Gbam!

slam7000:
I didn’t expect the likes of Osibanjo to get involved in all this nonsense.
This whole thing just shows Nigeria as an unserious and clueless country.

Wtf is this? Someone is trying to break a silly Guinness book of world bonkers record and politicians are all over social media hailing it. What nonsense?

The other time it was Kaffy or Jaffa trying to break some record for the longest time dancing, then some university undergraduate breaking record for the longest hours having continuous sex and now this.

This is a stupid and the fact that politicians are getting involved in this makes it more stupid.

Na only you know what’s up. Very stupid thing. Misplaced priorities

Wetin be this? Nigerians and their stupid misplaced priorities. Where labadi dey make he come nack Yamayama for these lazy youths heads

ahnie:
Mama onome's beans n plantain.

Toilet destroyer 101..no contest

I pity anybody wey dey the same house with human being wey consume this kind food

Obavoh:
Guinea corn porridge.

Just dissolve Guinea corn flour in cold water then boil till it gets thick.

No need for milk or sugar. Very sweet

Hope say toilet dey nearby sha…cos the kind eruption wey go occur go bloody gaan

derommyvent:
Ikokore (Water Yam Pottage).

If you no go destroy toilet at least three times after chopping this, then you must thank your lucky stars. Avoid this kind food if you get important meeting o

Bintdawood:
Gurasa and awara (tofu) in goat meat soup🙌

The presentation of your meals make your food very unappealing..if you must post the pictures, at least make them look appealing na

Jennyclay:
These useless men won’t go and fight their mate.

But they are good at punching women at any slightest provocation.

All women beater shall die this year!! Amen!!

They say somebody na retired boxer and you dey say make he go fight him mate. So in his active boxing days na woman you think say he dey box? You must be a slow poke

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Oseniwaje:
Oga dangote need to have an NGO to give back to the country that has contributed so much to his proceeds like Many big names in Nigeria and around the globe

And you think he doesn’t have? You must be a slow poke to speak before doing your research

lhordspy:
Three factors playing out:

1. The King isnt as popular as the Late queen Elizabeth. The people are not use to the change yet and they dont seem like they want to or going to get use to it anytime soon.

2. The Late Princess Diana death is still playing against everyone in the royal family. The Citizens still looking for scapegoats.
The Queen consort, Camillia is always the victim here.

3. I think the citizens are tired of not being able to elect their leader themselves. They want a president not some fancy kingdom with kings and queens.

They wish to vote their leader themselves. They want to be the decider and for that to happen, they need to scrap the monarchy system entirely.

Not very possible with the way things stand.

You go think say you sound smart not knowing you sound like a slow poke. The protest has got nothing to do with princess Diana and King Charles. The people are saying No to monarchy as a system. The monarchy is just there to collect money from tax payers and fund the lifestyle of an entitled family that does absolutely nothing.

The key question is what role does the monarchy play? We have a prime minister why do we need a king? Mugu

TOPCRUISE:
I hope that It has now dawned on him that he is is not her boyfriend but her ATM. That she no longer wears her engagement ring is enough to say he is just Back up.

Guy no mind that idiot. Cash cow still correct

Seagodess:
the way u guys uses words on nairaland baffles me,,, do you even know the meaning of cash cow? Using words in the wrong context

You are a very dull human being. And you think say you sharp

AllDModsAreMaad:
I don't believe this rub bish, it is a skit for real.

Poorly scripted skit, you guys should try again.
Before I forget, use a pretty lady in the next video, non sense!

Gbam!!! Na only you know what’s up…

Very fake skit

slimjohn2k5:
Chaii mumu nafdac when suppose form say dey still dey investigate so the price go drop.

How can the price drop when there is high demand and little supply? Na your yansh you dey use think? Slow poke like you

Agelastus:

Tales by Moonlight

LittleBigDick:

Wetin be that thing wey be like strong shaitt? It’s so nasty. Comot that picture before man pikin vomit jor 🤢 🤮