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One acre of Land for sale at Itori, ewekoro, just besides the newly relocated Larfarge (Elephant cement factory) estate. Suitable for home, farm, religious, educational, event center, hotel or recreational activities...
Registered Survey plan and family receipt. Price is #2m. Its one acre, not one plot.
Contact me, Barrister Aderinto Adeolu Ayo on 08068088866. Thanks.

A police Inspector has gotten much more than
he bargained for after engaging in the same
act he was supposed to stop people from
engaging in. The police inspector identified
only as Joseph and who was attached to the
Railway Police Command, Ebute-Meta, has
been detained. He was detained for allegedly
stealing bunches of plantain.
According to reporters, the suspect was
arrested on Tuesday while trying to hide the
plantain in two trucks. It was learnt that a
senior police officer in the command ordered
his detention and his arraignment for the
crime. A source at the command, however,
said another senior officer pleaded with the
officer that the suspect be released as the
incident could embarrass the command.

“The inspector is attached to the Railway Police
Command. On Tuesday around 12pm, he went
to the commissioner’s lodge and harvested
plantains without any authority. As if that was
not bad enough, he brought two trucks into the
command to take the plantain away. He wanted
to cover up the plantains with some iron sheets
so that he could take them through the gate
without being detected.
“He was on this when some workers at the
Railway Command called the attention of the
authorities to it and he was arrested.”

“The matter is still on. The senior officer who
pleaded that he should not be prosecuted
explained that the action could dent the image
of the command.”


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Any woman who can patiently arrange groundnuts this way is a wife material. Agree or not?

If it was me, I think I would do the same. After all the investments I have had on you, you would now think marrying another person is the best choice you have in life. Hiaann!!!
Freely add your opinions.

When your parents tell you they took first position then in school.

ammyluv2002:
My dear, you called for it #NoOffence

I didn't ask for GNLD. Am just in need of a job. So bad. Am a law graduate.

I was in a bid to secure a better job anywhere in Lagos when I ran across a posted bill around Toyin Street, Ikeja. It requested for applicant who could work in a manufacturing company with daily payment of #3,500 after work. Though I was observing it might not be real but I gave a trial. When I called the number on d paper, a lady picked it and she directed me to come for an interview by 7:30am today. She never requested my C.V. In the course of deliberation whether or not I should attend, I called her around 8am the next day if I could still make the interview and she answered in affirmation.

When I got to the venue, the scene I observed was confusing, as it looks like young people were on the pitch, no company building,no sign post. While some people were lecturing others one on one, some were to train people to sing and do exercise (Like NYSC Orientation Camp). When a young lady at the entrance asked of my mission, I told her I was there on an interview of #3,500 daily pay job. Another woman was assigned to sit me down and start lecturing me on the object of the company. I was a bit confused. I wasn't too comfortable with the atmosphere when the lecture started. It was two hours after the interpersonal lecture started that I was told the company was all about promoting health Products and winning new members into GNLD and i had to pay #10,600 to be a member. No daily pay. No manufacturing company. My time wasted. Transport fare wasted. I just pretended like all was well. As I left in regret, I was held by a lady to fill the membership form. I filled it with a fake name, different phone contact and left.

I was in a bid to secure a better job anywhere in Lagos when I ran across a posted bill around Toyin Street, Ikeja. It requested for applicant who could work in a manufacturing company with daily payment of #3,500 after work. Though I was observing it might not be real but I gave a trial. When I called the number on d paper, a lady picked it and she directed me to come for an interview by 7:30am today. She never requested my C.V. In the course of deliberation whether or not I should attend, I called her around 8am the next day if I could still make the interview and she answered in affirmation.

When I got to the venue, the scene I was observed was confusing, as it looks like young people were on the pitch, no company building,no sign post. While some people were lecturing others one on one, some were to train people to sing and do exercise (Like NYSC Orientation Camp). When a young lady at the entrance asked of my mission, I told her I was there on an interview of #3,500 daily pay job. Another woman was assigned to sit me down and start lecturing me on the object of the company. I was a bit confused. I wasn't too comfortable with the atmosphere when the lecture started. It was two hours after the interpersonal lecture started that the company was all about promoting health Products and winning new members into GNLD and i had to pay #10,600 to be a member. No daily pay. No manufacturing company. My time wasted. Transport fare wasted. I just pretended like all was well. As I left in regret, I was held by a lady to fill the membership form. I filled it with a fake name, different phone contact and left.

k

BrainnewsNg:
Source: http://brainnewsng.com/some-dangerous-mistakes-we-make-while-in-the-toilet/

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5. Making unnecessary sound like.... u wan born.

Please am in need of a job somewhere in Ikeja axis. Doesn't need to attract huge amount. Am a law graduate wit NYSC discharge cert. Pls intrested person(s) should refer to 08068088866(Whatsapp) or ay4u888@gmail.com for demand for a copy of my C.V. Thank you.

1. E. A. ADEBOYE: Humility is not stupidity or mediocrity. You can live in humility,purity and prosperity at the same time.
2. W. F. KUMUYI: Holiness is not a big deal but the real deal. And holiness is never an excuse for poverty. You can be richly holy.
3. DAVID O OYEDEPO: Faith is a risk you must continue to take if you must continue to be a burden to none and a lift to others.
4. DR. D. K. OLUKOYA: In the school of destiny discovery, recovery and fulfilment, everyone is a fighter, consciously or unconsciously. You have to fight against something if you must be anything in life.
5. JOHNSON SULEMAN: If you don't believe in miracle, you will die in ridicule. If you condemn true miracles, you will continue to befriend real trouble and ridicule.
6. PAUL ENENCHE: You don't have to be big in stature to dare big project. You don't need a big stature to make big impact. All you need is God's grace, big heart and right mentality.
7. DAVID IBIYEOME: You cannot experience divine enlargement on every side until you enlarge your mindset. And nothing will move until you make the move!
8. OLUSOLA AREOGUN: It is not a sin to start small but it is a sin to remain small in life. Every where is a starting point. Start it and ready to finish it.

Make your choice.

Rest in peace. Had she known, she would not have fallen in love dat day.

abiodun2007:
Who agrees with her...

https://twitter.com/tokstarr/status/731102318058455042

Her spelling of "Hear" self nawa ooo.... Na "Here" she wan write ooo.

When you marry a beautiful woman with empty head.

chikel2000:
Go for a computer diploma

Is dat a job

God does diffrent tinz to expose ur enemy to shame. Dis one is a good ensampu. So shall ur enemis be skatad in Jesus' name.

I wander hw som pple ar adicted to older wimen and shildren. Even me, na only women btw 16-30 I fit admire. Chai... End time rape leyi ooo.

I was speaking wit lady few days ago,though she's single but I never had any motive to date her. I discover that her countenance changes each time I use 'Ma' for her. Not only her but some other single ladies react also. The question is,why do ladies get angry for such?

alexistaiwo:
www.punchng.com/four-killed-as-soldiers-clash-with-cultists-in-rivers/

The cultist camped in Oboburu, Rivers state. Hmmm. Wat a double lesson. Click like if u get me.

I knw sey Nairalanders no go comment on tiz like dis. Seems technical. Put relationship or celebrity issue there. Wetin coinsern mi.

ethene:
Loveth

Funny.

Complete this 6 letter word:
_ o _ e _ h

Clue:
1. Girls love it.
2. Boys use it.
3. Parents hate it.
4. Animals are scared of it. You are brilliant if you say the answer within today.....reply me as fast as you can. You can send it to your friends to get the answer.

“We are IPOB and we do things in a
unique way, so our next outing will
shake the whole earth. The worst
mistake this government did is to
arrest our leader and now they are
beginning to discover how formidable
we are. “Death to us is nothing,
freedom for Biafra is everything.
Those governors from southeast state
who have decided to bring them
selves out as argent of the APC led
government in Nigeria will soon know
the stuff IPOB is made of at the
appropriate time..."


www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/
ipob-plans-live-tv-broadcast-massiveprotest/

1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are
on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs.
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster
than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying
for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...1) Most compounds are noiseless
because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are
on
sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking
good
food because no more Crunches and
Mr Biggs.
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network
since
many
peoples phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster
than before
cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No
more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because
their children
that were always online now
concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy
when he
saw people who haven't gone to
church for
months and years going to church
and staying
for both First and second services just
to charge
their phones...

k

Helo Nairalanders. Pls I need a good paying job (in a company or factory) within Lagos axis, especially around Ikeja, Agege, Iyana ipaja, Sango, Oshodi, Otta or Egbeda side. Pls its very urgent, and in addition, am a law graduate wit NYSC discharge cert. Pls intrested person(s) should refer to 08068088866(Whatsapp) or ay4u888@gmail.com for demand for a copy of my C.V. Thank you.

QUESTION OF THE DAY If an armed robber marries a witch, and give birth to Prostitute, Who will stay home at night? ? A. Witch B. Armed robber C. Prostitute

Helo Nairalanders. Pls I need a
good paying job (in a company or
factory) within Lagos axis,
especially around Ikeja, Agege,
Iyana ipaja, Sango, Oshodi, Otta or
Egbeda side. Pls its very urgent,
and in addition, am a law graduate
wit NYSC discharge cert.
Pls intrested person(s) should
refer to 08068088866(Whatsapp) or ay4u888@gmail.com for demand for a copy of my C.V.
Thank you.