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tempem:
Treash, why is it on Crime section? It doesn't fit here.

OK tnks bro. Wat shld i do??

Hullo Nairalanders. Happy new year in advance out there. Let me share my resolutions with u guys: * I hav determined to apply and obtain my LLM degree, secure a serious relationship, and add some values to my profession plus making cool cash.
Freely add yours...

sinaj:
Wnt to stp saying bad bad tinz



Wnt to be closer to God


Wnt to stp rolling king size Bond

It shows on ur signature.

Greekgoddess:
I want to give relationship another try

Gud.

Hullo Nairalanders. Happy new year in advance out there. Let me share my resolutions with u guys:
* I hav determined to apply and obtain my LLM degree, secure a serious relationship, and add some values to my profession plus making cool cash.

Freely add yours and let d fun roll...

Another catastrophe was averted in
Kaduna State and other contiguous
areas when troops of the Nigerian
Army arrested 7 suspected Boko
Haram terrorists bomb and
Improvised Explosive making Devices
(IEDs) specialists. The terrorists were
arrested in Kaduna after painstaking
surveillance and proactive intelligence
operations over a period of time.

From all indications, the suspects
were in Kaduna to conduct suicide
bombings, kill and maim innocent
citizens in the state and other
surrounding areas during the
Christmas period. Recall that recently
in Maiduguri some of them were
arrested while trying to detonate IEDs
carried in food containers in public
places.

The arrest of these suspects would no
doubt assist in the fight against
terrorism in the country, more so as
the military have technically defeated
the Boko Haram terrorists in the field,
the terrorists have resorted to
attacking soft targets through suicide
bombings, IEDs and harassing attacks
on isolated communities.
Therefore, the public is please
requested to continue to be more
vigilant and security conscious by
reporting suspicious persons and
their movements to security agencies.

This request has become necessary
because the terrorists have resorted
to mingling with the public across the
country after sensing the futility of
their encounter with troops in the
northeast.

Therefore, they adopt other methods
of perpetuating violence in the society.


www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/12/photo-boko-haram-bomb-experts-arrested.html?m=1

onome324:
Nigeria police...y hide his identity?? allow us c dis murrafucker

Check the website below dat post. his real face was shown.

My broda. pls painfully leave her. Any lady who is prone to anger at slight provocation is not fit for a relationship, no matter the love. Ok? It is well. My former girl was easily upset yet so I gat leave her, after 5 years relationship.

Decker:
OP is an abbreviation for Original Poster.

Tnks bro.

k

Guys pls wats d meaning of OP Tnks. Lalasticlala, do ya job n let da fun roll.

All dis FTC tinx no dey freak mi again sev. Anyway Merry Christmas evrybody.

Shek out ma signasure...

Aderinto Adeolu Ayo, a called and practising lawyer, a graduate of Unilorin, 2013 set. Anytin more?

Fine gel.

k

What are the likely events during Christ return?
- Suddenly, the trumpet will sound.
- Only those in Christ will hear the sound. The dead in Christ will be caught-up first, then those alive will catch-up after them(this event will happen within a twinkle of an eye), and there will be a great meeting of the saints in the air with the LORD.
- There will also be a transfiguration in the air as they meet the LORD, while the unbelievers (dead & living) will be left behind to witness the great tribulation, Remember the parable of the 10 virgins. 1st Thess. 4:16, Matt 24:29-31.
Why Rapture?
- To take the saints out of the world before tribulation.
- That Jesus might present to Himself a glorious church.
- To assemble the saints at the Marriage Supper of the Lamb. Rev19:1-10.
- To allow the revelation of the Antichrist.
What Happens next?
- Tribulation will descend upon the earth for three and half years, after the first three and half years= 7 years- 666., Daniel 9:24
- The end of the tribulation shall culminate another glorious Christ’s return.
What next?
- A thousand years reigns of Christ on earth only with the saints. Rev. 20:6
- The Angel with the key to the bottomless pit and great chain will descend from Heaven and Satan will be bound for 1000 years; while unbelievers will continue in state of death. Rev 20:1.
Then Finally?
- The Great White Throne Judgment era, where all mankind will be judged accordingly. Rev 20:11-15.
Brethren, the coming of Jesus is fast approaching than we think, for the night is far spent and the Day is at hand. Heaven bears the witness that you saw this.

k

Serah Oyindamola Joshua, is the first
daughter of Pastor T.B. Joshua. She
was called to the Bar this week in
Nigeria having successfully completed
the September 2015 Bar Final
Examinations at the Nigerian Law
School. In an exclusive interview with
The Guardian, Serah revealed that she
will also be called to the bar in New
York in January, having passed final
examinations in November.

“I’m grateful to God, my family and
friends, who have been of help to me.
I am humbled and privileged to have
succeeded. I am privileged and
fortunate to be the daughter of such a
humble and great man of God called
TB Joshua. He is someone I look up to
because my father is a man of God
and he has been able to guide me
every time I need him. I am so
humbled to be his daughter. He has
been a good guide. Thus, I can’t
afford to disappoint him and God,
because to whom much is given,
much is expected.”Serah told The
Guardian
How does she react to comments
about her father? She says,

“He is a true example of humility. I
have seen so many character traits in
him that are worthy to emulate. As a
father, he is the best father anybody
can pray to have. I am not just saying
that because he is my father; this is
just the truth. Also, it’s not what I
think about him or what people think
about him that counts but what God
says about him.”
She adds, “That’s why I said he is a true man of God and it’s not what people say that counts but what God says. Everybody has the right to air his or her opinion but God’s opinion counts most.”


www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/12/tb-joshuas-daughter-called-to-bar-in.html?m=1

You ignore them all in the name of marriage.

Classicman47:
No, it means Daily.

Lolxxx. Bro u wicked o.

DDeliverer:
PLS WAT DOES PER ANNUM MEAN? WEEKLY OR MONTHLY?

Bro abeg no bother to disgrace yasef by applying. Just leav d work for doz who didnt run away frm school.
Just a piece of advice. Buh in case sha, Na yearly be dat. Shek yor dictionary or Google. Tnk me later.

Dats gud sha. Am da next person, but on a different dimension. TTC- Third to comment.
Sheck ma signashure.

At least 90 people have
been killed in clashes in
Burundi’s capital,
Bujumbura in one of the
worst outbreak of violence
in the African nation.

Scores of bodies are
reportedly still lying in the
streets with some of their
hands tied behind their backs
on Sunday.
At least four police officers
and four troops were among
those killed in the violence,
which rocked the capital on
Friday. About 45 people were
arrested.

The Army said that the clash
was the worst outbreak of
violence in Burundi since a
failed coup in May.
Army spokesman, Gaspard
Baratuza, said that gunmen
had attacked three military
sites in Bujumbura on Friday,
igniting a day of clashes
across the city.
He said that 79 attackers
were killed and 45 others
captured.

Unrest in Burundi, which
started in April when
President Pierre Nkurunziza,
announced plans for a third
term in office, has unnerved
a region still volatile two
decades after the genocide in
neighbouring Rwanda.
Friday’s clashes were
condemned by the United
States, which like other
western powers fears the
Central African nation could
slide back into ethnic conflict.
More than 220,000 people
have fled the violence to
neighbouring Rwanda,
Tanzania, Uganda and
Congo.


www.channelstv.com/2015/12/13/burundi-crisis-at-least-90-dead/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

The leadership of the Senate has
placed orders for the purchase of 109
Sport Utility Vehicles commonly called
jeeps in the Nigerian parlance, for its
members to carry out their oversight
functions.

It has also allegedly turned down a
request by some chairmen of the 65
committees recently inaugurated by
Senate President, Bukola Saraki, to
change their preferred vehicles which
hitherto had been Prado Jeeps
already to Land Cruisers.
Investigations on Saturday showed
that each of the vehicles would cost
N16m.
They were said to have been ordered
before the constitution of the 65
committees.

Tagged “operational vehicles”, the
SUVs, according to a member of the
management staff, who could not be
quoted because of his status, would
be delivered to each of the lawmakers
in the first quarter of next year.

The vehicles, he said would be
formally handed over to the senators
after their four-year tenure after
paying 30 percent of the cost.
The source said, “The jeeps are not
official vehicles because the senators,
in line with the Federal Government
policy on monetisation, would be paid
money for vehicles, accommodation
and other things, so they are not
entitled to official vehicles and
accommodation.

“They, however, needed operational
vehicles to carry out their oversight
functions. Each of the 109 senators is
either a chairman or vice-chairman of
the senate committees, hence all of
them would have a jeep each”

It was, however, learnt that some of
the committee chairmen, recently met
with the leadership of the Senate and
requested that their own Prado jeep
be upgraded to Land Cruiser Jeeps.


www.today.ng/news/national/51141/nigerian-senate-orders-109-suvs-for-lawmakers?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

ALTERNATEID:
So, pastors now use horsetail to praise God? The same horsetail used by traditionalist for their deity's. Anyway, why is daddy G.O. Sitting down while others including the vice president are standing and praising God? I guess he's too big to stand up right?

He wasnt. Coz during some praise session, i was also on my sit. In fact, it wasnt praise sef, it was only a group of pple ministering. Must he stand coz otbers stand Pls dnt always find means to criticise men of God at easy opportunity. By the way, who told u d horsetail is only meant for deity So annoying comment frm u.

seunmsg:
Why is Mrs Adeboye holding a horsetail? Is she now competing with Yoruba traditional rulers? Just asking ni o

She wasnt. Dats was during African praise session, coz Ekiti was ministering at that time. It was glorious coz i witnessed it live.

No fewer than 53 churches, mosques and hotels across Lagos State were yesterday sealed off by the state government over noise pollution and other environmental nuisances. Our correspondent learnt that some of the worship centres were sealed because they were converted from residential apartments to places of worship, thereby contravening the law and constituting nuisance to other neighbours.
Confirming the development, the general manager, Lagos State Environmental Protection Agency (LASEPA), Engr Adebola Shabi, said the agency received lots of complaints from residents and neighbours about the nuisance constituted by the premises shut by the agency.
Shabi said, "In recent times, most of the petitions kept coming back to us. It was as if we are not working at all. That was why we shut the premises." He explained that some of the affected facilities had been served abatement notices before the eventual closure, adding that the growing rate of worship centres in the state calls for serious regulations, especially in the area of noise pollution across the state.
According to him, some of the worship centres polluting the neighbourhood with noise are usually makeshift structures that do not have government approval. "You cannot have makeshift structure and say you want to be conducting services or night vigils there. Definitely, you will be disturbing your neighbours. So, the government won't allow the use of makeshift as a church or mosque," he said.
According to him, nobody is allowed to make noise above 55 decibel during the day in residential areas and only 45 decibel is allowed in such areas at night. He explained that in the industrial areas, 90 decibel of noise is allowed during the day while the noise rate must not exceed 80 decibel at night in such areas.
The LASEPA boss added that the compliance level was increasing, saying that more residents now understand the effect of noise.
He noted that some of the religious houses also complying with the noise pollution regulations , pointing out that the hotels were shut for failing to conduct and submit Environmental Impact Assessment report about their premises.
He warned that the state government will not condone improper dispose of sewage and usage bad toilet facilities.

www.allafrica.com/stories/201512100274.html

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Check ma signashure.

Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan). For example, (1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000. **** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city. (2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly. ***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages..... (3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK- VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000 **** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners. --------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT? And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB. (4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that: *****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis. I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY ............ We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these earnings. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income. The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you...... I know of someone right now who will say this is too ideal to be true but take your time and do this analysis over and over again, and you will grasp the crux!!! STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others. That is where we are in this age. DO have an Entrepreneurial week ahead!!!

Former Vice President of
the Nigeria Labour
Congress (NLC), Issa
Aremu, has advised
governors who are not
willing to sustain the
18,000 Naira minimum
wage for workers to resign
from office.

Aremu, speaking at the 18th
Joint Annual General Meeting
(AGM) of the Manufacturers
Association of Nigeria
(MAN), said that such
governors have no reason to
lead the people, or remain in
office.

Presenting a paper titled,
“Government Patronage of
Made-In-Nigeria Products, A
Panacea For Industrial
Growth and Development”,
Aremu noted that one of the
ways Nigerians would judge
the performance of President
Muhammadu Buhari and all
the 36 state governors,
would be their ability to
resuscitate the collapsed
industries in the country and
create more jobs.

He expressed worry that the
nation might be in for more
trouble if the alarming rate
of unemployment is not
properly addressed.
The former NLC Vice
President also identified lack
of road infrastructure as one
of the factors that led to the
collapse of the industries.

He appealed to the Minister
of Transport, Rotimi
Amaechi, to do his best
possible, to reinvent the
nation’s roads.


www.channelstv.com/2015/12/03/governors-who-cannot-pay-n18000-minimum-wage-should-resign-aremu/

Ajala temi nikan. Go well. Abeg no forget next wk trip to... Just to remind una.