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YEE PARIPA D COP WILL HAVE TO LEARN ON HOW TO ADAPT I.E BEING A HOMOSEXUAL.IF IT'S A SHE WELL IT'S ALL GOOD BUT PAINFULEN BOTH PARTIES.PAIN IN THE ASS[color=#000099][/color]

As Bora welcomed the players to camp in Switzerland, he shook hands with them and advised
them of what he expected of them in the process.

As Taribo West emerged, Bora excitedly shook his hand and patted his back saying: "I would
like to see some tough tackles" and West replied: "done deal!"

Next, Sunday Oliseh approached and there was the usual exchange of greetings. Then Bora
demanded to see some "crisp, neat and inventive passing"; Oliseh replied: "Bora, that is what I
am best at!"

By now Bora was growing a lot of confidence as the previous 21 players had all responded
positively to his demands. All was then left to the last player, Eguavoen not to ruin the day.
Eventually, he appeared after a long wait with a very stern look on his face
(gbagbaaaauuun, )Now all that Bora had heard about Eguavoen was his hot-headedness, and
so the coach had no choice but to say to him: "I want PEACE to REIGN in this camp." Just
then, Eguavoen dropped his luggage, and ran onto the top of the roof of the Eagles lodge,
unzipped his pants and started to discharge the contents of his bladder. An alarmed Bora ran
after him to ask if all was well, but Augustine replied. Sir! You said you wanted P1$$ to RAIN
on this camp!!!

yeah dats really funny.Drivin a tanker with duracell bat? it's cool maybe thats the next level of technology

well wots d answer?cos i don't i know that there is nothin that came into existence b4 God and it can't b greater than God execept His Word.

i would go to the world bank enter their strong room and take as much money as possible,probably all of em.And i would still a ticket to heaven if dats possible

Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p :p

she didn't give birth to Him supernaturally,it was the Holy Spirit dat overshadowed her dere making sure He was not born into sin just like you and me

Colour green?i've never seen dat b4 and eatin dat stuff,i've not tasted dat b4

•  The Ghost Sh*t
The kind wey you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

•  The Clean Sh*t
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

•  The Wet Sh*t
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

•  The Second Wave Sh*t
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

•  The Brain Hemorrahage Through You Nose Sh*t
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

•  The Corn Sh*t
No explanation necessary.

•  The Lincoln Log Sh*t
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

•  The Notorious Drinker Sh*t
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

•  The "Gee, I really wish I could sh*t" Sh*t
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

•  The Wet Cheeks Sh*t
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

•  The Liquid Sh*t
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

•  The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

•  The Crack Flapper Sh*t
This shit seems to create its own weather system. Your butt cheeks feel like they're flapping in the wind when this shit comes out.

•  The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

•  The "On the Clock" Sh*t
This is any shit that you take while you are punched in at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

•  The "Best Nickel I Ever Spent" Sh*t
This is any shit that you take in a "pay" bathroom. Thankfully, there aren't too many of these left. If you're ever in a Mexican border town, be sure to try one!

•  The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

•  The Guinness Book of Records Sh*t
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

•  The Aftershock Sh*t
This shit has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.

•  The "Honeymoon's Over" Sh*t
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

•  The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

•  The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

•  The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

•  The Phantom Sh*t
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

The Peek-a-Boo Sh*t
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

yukish in nature

it's gone already

some peeps wan die

yep cute

can there ever be anytin as romantic as dat

yep funny

for where him dey?

wanna come for a ride?

guys i guess it's high time we say goodbye to 2006

can you beat it

pix for you

wow dats amazing

:d :d

yeah

now i agree nasty

omo ake

:d :d :d :d :d :d :d

is dat the second way of getting pregnant? even boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like the one that says how did you get here? someone must have left your cage open!!!!!!
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