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One day a mother decided to help her 8 year old son who was always fond of watching western movies with his maths assignment. she found out that the boy was doing really bad and she deicided to question him.


The following dialogue ensued:


MOTHER: Junior are you telling me you can't add 3 + 4?


JUNIOR: Mummy i told you the son of a bitch is a 7





The mother was dumbfounded and she decided to accompany Junior to school the next day to confront his maths teacher.





MOTHER: Mr. teacher is this what you teach your student? I asked my son Junior to add 3 + 4 and he told the son of a bitch is a 7?


TEACHER: Madam, i didn't teach him the son of a bitch is whatever, I taught them to say the sum of which is, I guess Junior must have been watching to much TV. Certainly.

A mother returned home for break and found her 7 year old son in the house playing and the following dialogue ensued:



MOTHER: Sammy! you are back from school



SAMMY: Ya mum



MOTHER: why so early



SAMMY: Mummy i am not going to school anymore. My science teacher said my head looks like coconut. I better stop going to school before he will break it to drink garri.

The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will find out anyway! Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then we set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the Delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared, saying:

"You've Got Male."

ok so there are 2 white men and 1 black man. they are walking in a forest hunting and they take a break, so they sit on a log and the black guy gets bit by a snake on his butt. he is screaming and telling them to go get help, so one of the white men go into town and ask the doctor what to do and he says "you have to cut an X on the spot where he got bit and then suck the blood out," so the white man goes back into the forest and the black guy says "what did he say, what can we do" and the white man says "nigga ur gonna die."

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position, As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting
here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked
as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say, should we get
naked?" The two then stripped to the buff and sat down at the
table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal!"



A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast -
coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when
an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and
starts an unwanted conversation:
American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In
the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into
croissants and sell them to South Africa."
American: "'ya eat jam with the bread?"
South African: "Of course."
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his
teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs
into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to
South Africa."
South African: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Of course we do."
South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
American: "Throw them away of course."
South African: "We don't. We put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell it to America

A great hunter was conered and pinned to the ground by a huge LION.For about five minutes the lion was facing the sky without hurting the hunter,in joyful exclamation the hunter shouted"tank God i be the second DANIEL wey lion no go chop" The Lion replied in anger"common keep shut,before you chop for house you no dey pray?"

dat one ws cool,she only diplayed her wiseness.

there is a first time for everything

truly love is blind,maybe the guy na nigerian he might be using her for something cool.

i wish the one i care about realise the fact dat i'm crazy bout her

the girl don enter casala wit the mumcy

so to be blonde don turn to sin abi? wetin dem blonde's do una sef?

allenpower, you would have said the same thing if you were the one.But i feel the stuff the guy blive say if POPE dey drive den for sure na God dey for owners corner.

PuMp It, In ThE BeD LaSt NiTe.
A lovely game pls send more of it[color=#770077][/color]

niger man go always be niger man.we too much o jarre [color=#000099][/color]

wat's his offence? Let dem free the man oooo