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7footre:
I'm a scribe, the more reason why I wrote that

oops..... you are 'worster' than i imagined then

7footre:
I'll rather follow Jesus

and you viewed the thread?? lol....Pharisee or Sadducee, which art thou?

CrazyScientist:
The don't drink oranges, they lick them #dumbass

Neither d'yew lick oranges, you EAT'm.....#dumbestfoolisharse

#carefulhowyouthrowstones

Charbless:
I CAME, I READ, and I LEFT

forgot to add "I COMMENTED" dude

cecekim:
@ op I can see myself standing in front. I was in batch 2 also

lol.....that means you probably saw me. how was your interview? did you scale through?

Sunkyphil:
dat old guy too cum for interview

yup bro.

grinface98:
Tragicomedy at its peak

couldnt have been put more succinctly....laffing and grimacing at d same time for the unlucky bae

booqee:
you just copy it na. ermm how do i explain? u highlight it and click copy then paste it here. if you cant do that plssssss would you be kind enough to re-type everything here plssssssssss?!!!i know that one is stressful but ls just try bro! thanks and god bless u

lol...i know how to dat ma'am. i was initially using my android mail app, which didnt have that copy paste function. hope you can see it up there now?

cc: folash

cooleo:
@ op a lil more to the right and u would captured me. I was at the interview too. Was unsuccessful tho

really?? lol...woulda been interestin to see yourself right? it was a random shot anyway....what batch were you? i was in batch 2

Trippledots:
@booqee

how do i paste it? its nit like a file you know.

"Hi,


Jumia, Nigeria’s #1 online retailer is expanding its activities here in Nigeria. To support our expansion we are currently looking for outstanding candidates interested in entrepreneurship and e-commerce to join us.


IMPORTANT NOTE:


You will be interviewed for a Telesales and Customer Service position. Please note that there will be a writing test, a typing test, and a telephone(speech test). Kindly come prepared, do some practice at home. The interview will last about 3 hours. Please practice a lot for your typing test as you need to be able to type 35 words per minute.


Your written test will require you to answer a situational judgement question. Your ability to spell correctly and use correct punctuation marks will be tested.


Please prepare very well for this assessment.


Structure of the interview:

1. Written test (15 minutes) This will test your writing skills, you will score marks for good punctuation and your ability to construct meaningful statements.

2. Marking scripts and calibrations (20 minutes)

3. Telephone interview (5 minutes)This will test your ability to up sell products and how you sound over the telephone. You should sound smart and very audible

4. Typing test (5 minutes)

5. Panel discussion (10 minutes)

We are so excited that you are taking out time to meet with us.Please confirm your attendance by replying this email and come with a copy of your CV.


The address is: 6B Universal Close, off Surulere street. Surulere street is at the end of Adeniyi jones. Ikeja, Lagos.


Date: Tuesday, 24th of February 2015


Time: 10:00 am PROMPT please be informed that late comers will not be assessed.

Kind Regards,

--

VICTOR IGBOANUGO | HR Support
phone 081******* | skype victor.igboanugo

Inline image 2




Disclaimer:
This email and any attachment thereto are confidential and privileged. If you have received it in error, please delete immediately and notify the sender. Do not disclose, copy, circulate or in any way use it. The information contained therein is for the intended address(es) only, if you reply, its at your own risk. Emails are not guaranteed to be secure or error free, the message and any attachment could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, delayed, incomplete or amended. JUMIA does not accept liability for any damage caused by this email or its attachment."

THERE YOU ARE... NOTICE I EDITED THE SENDERS NUMBER FOR SECURITY REASONS.

imag5:
OK let's start by you sending me a pm, u know all these recent suit.. With multi color strides I want to get one.. Send me pm let's talk

pm sent...emm, a pix will be better. im yet to see the type u r talking about.

@booqee

how do i paste it? its nit like a file you know.

imag5:
Robert kiyo is also a my mentor bro, I learnt something from him about the cash flow quadrant.... They are so many ways to make it happen.... Look at jobberman today if they tell you their success story you will just smile, I will patronize you provided you don't sell fake

i don't. i give you my word.

Tenny10:
Nice work there!

ypu are much appreciated sir.

imag5:
The jumia we see today it was someone's idea, job seekers the truth is there is no job let's try and create something no matter how small starting maybe tough but you will smile with persistent.

exactly bro, thats why i have an online store that sells suits o....abeg folo my buy o Trippledots Suits & Accessories on facebook....like it and patronize me.

but you know even tho one has something small or medium, however the case is, as a young fresh graduate...in the words of robert kiyosaki..."when you now have a business running, go and look for a regular job"_paraphrased.
thank you.

Icon4s:
Is that what u called massive gate crashing? Then u have nt seen anything.
All the best in ur interview.

lol.....well, a whole lot of us didn't make it through the first stage. embarrassing right? yh i knw. lol. Goodluck to the those still standing.

folash:
Pls what time is the interview. Pls reply asap

sorry man. saw this pretty late. but for what its worth, its by 10am today.

So i got an invite for the jumia interview going at their premises in ikeja. Right from the gate, a security guy was asking for the e-mail sent to us, as proof. As i made to open mine', (luckily i had been invited), a lady started handling with her phone, immediately the guy's attention was diverted, i saw this lady dissolve into the crowd just behind the security guy. wow, i thought. lol.....afraid hold me ni at her boldness.

Next, was where we were to enter our details _all still based upon showing of the interview invite and here was this same petit lady doing her thing.
all of a sudden she boldly went to pick the pen to enter her details. "hey, i don see your invite?" the man on duty said. "Yes now, i just showed you." she replied. talk of boldness and mother luck. So thats how she wrote her details.....

well thats the much i saw as i am now at one corner praying to my stars to shine down on me today.

Goodluck to us job seekers

pix aftr the cut....

Smartestelvis:
into........imbe.ciles

such a dumb skull....

Smartestelvis:
i blame gej clueless govt,c wot humans r turnin into....

quote me again only if you are an imbe.cile.

Smartestelvis:
oh i shld ve knwn whom i was talkin 2,

good for you

adewumiopeyemi:
u better prepare well for the interview which time is the interview .. because i work in jumia...and the interview is nt easy like that...

pls whats d idea of the pay?

Goldpeas:
how did you apply??

cant even remeber bro

omo...so we plenty wey conscience de flog for this tin



but abeg help me reason dis matter.
1. i buy bb subscribe bb plan, tether am to my android. and;
2. i tweak my android, sub to bb plan.

no b d same tin reason am na.

just got an invite dis evening for an interview on the 24th of feb also. the same telemarketing and customer service position.......boy, am i nervous wreck already. lol..... thanks for the insights on this thread, i hope to come out successful anyways. i am hopeful.

Smartestelvis:
Bleep off,u creep,wot if sometin odd happens 2 her durin d procedures,u will b d 1st 2 critisize..bera watch dat mouth of urs

you have no point here mister.......or r u trying to hear how you sound when you talk nonsense?

eeediot

there is a reason hormonal therapies exist girl....go get your hormones balanced!!!!




and your eyebrows tho..... urgh pls!

lol...where are all the nl ladies na. shuuuu..... girls and their behavioiur sha. i wonder how man have chewed this pix while having 'girltalk' with themselves




















but thats really nona biz tho....... [size=20pt]PDP!......CHANGE![/size]

vinohh:
I hail am, 'brodaly !!' he almost fainted while standing with the ashawo, wey he done lash finish,

lwfmh...i can imagine.

vinohh:
Ashawo joint, a venue of suprises...i even saw my youth pastor, wey no dey talk to woman for that side sometime ago...

AND YOU GREETED HIM 'BLESS U SIR, HOWS THE MINISTRY MOVING?'


SMH

tyconcepts:
I will give you price after the Chinese new year hols plz.


Thank you.

OK