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estatemix:
Our firm is a top player in the Nigerian real estate sector. Due to expansion, we require the services of an experienced and Resourceful SOFTWARE DEVELOPER
The role holder will be responsible for developing bespoke solutions-Web and Mobile
REQUIRED SKILLS
Knowledge of coding languages- C#, HTML, Java script,PHP, Python
Knowledge of software designs, web development, project management and programming. Working knowledge of hardware maintenance and LAN/WAN
QUALIFICATIONS
HND/BSc. in computer science and related courses
Relevant IT certifications
EXPERIENCE
Minimum of 3 years
REMUNERATION
Attractive
APPLICATION
Interested and qualified candidates should please mail their CVs to estatemix@gmail.com
On or before February 28, 2020

Pls remove BSc, HND is far better than BSc when it comes to computer science. Bsc CSC is scaaaam.

Many developers didnt even go to university. So is it CERTIFICATE or SABIFICATE you need?

bacie:
PROCEDURES

- Ensure to put a container filled with salt in your toilet and bathroom.

WHAT IT DOES

Spirit of negativity will disappear from your house immediately!!

PROCEDURES

- Put salt in every entrances in your house, especially the by the doors and windows that a frequently used. You can also sprinkle it on your rugs and carpets.

WHAT IT DOES

It repels every evil spirit from entering into your house.

PROCEDURES

- Put salt in a bowl of water and use it to mop vital areas of your house,

WHAT IT DOES

It helps to drive away negative energy.

PROCEDURES

-Apply salt in the four corners of your bedroom and allow it to stay for 48 hours before cleaning it off,

WHAT IT DOES

It drives in immense prosperity and riches!!

PROCEDURES

-Ensure you mix salt and water to drive them away for good and sprinkle in every area of the house.. Don't allow spiders in any corner of your house,

WHAT IT DOES

Spiders cause backwardness in ones life, it chase away every spirit of backwardness.

Like and share to others to notify them....

God Bless You..

F.Y.I

this salt as prescribed by mystics is SEA SALT, not your granulated table salt or DANGOTE salt.... and it is a pagan/occultic practice

anyway Thank God for the Gospel. Jesus already told us about salt, this is what He says Matthew 5:13-16 Amplified - YOU ARE THE SALT OF THE EARTH

There is no better salt that US (who believe in Jesus Christ). So if I am in the room and fully conscious that I am the salt of the EARTH, brother... NOTHING CAN HAPPEN... NO EVIL SPIRIT CAN COME NEAR ME, WHETHER I PRAY OR NOT, WHETHER I FAST OR NOT.

So, if you are really a genuine BORN AGAIN child of God, then relax.... YOU BY YOURSELF HAS BEEN MADE THE SALT OF THE EARTH.

Jesus was speaking to people who were not even filled with the Holyghost or prophesying or big men of God.... IT IS FOR EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES IN JESUS.

Ignorance attracts Attacks. SO if you know any child of God who is under oppression in their homes... preach this Good news to them.

It even gets worse when you pray.... or speak in simple tongues as inspired by the Holyghost in you.

I wish you were in Lagos

berryace007:
Hustle o make u no go dey shout vanity upon vanity��

The richest man Solomon said it. And He didnt hustle.

So stop yapping about.

Money is GOOD, but the LOVE OF IT is EVIL

Selfishness is the switch.

WHEN YOU DO NOT HAVE MONEY, PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT YOU EASILY
BUT
WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY, YOU FORGET YOURSELF

Go and watch CRASH TESTS of cars then you will gain sense to know that such sporty expensive cars are DEATH CERTIFICATES.

Obrigardo:
Attention mods puskin FOD, this man is selling a script to use on a virtual telegram bot. As we know telegram bots that promise to pay $1 for 30 secs view are scams. When you get to a point to withdraw they tell you to upgrade or pay some sort of cash, which is also scam.
Why are you this wicked Mr lucky iyamah? Why are you promoting scam, just a telegram bot, no company name, location or number? Prove to me it's not a scam, well you can't.also I can copy any bitcoin transactions to use as mine, doesn't mean it's yours. Beware all

sheet...wow... thanks a bunch for this.... I was already about to pay.
BUT Y is there nothing about online earning that is legit on nairaland...

I wonder if there are real ones because 99.9% of what I have seen on NL for 6 years is always some referral scheme or total SCAMMM.
Youths are hungry o

deluckiest:
Check your mailbox

your ebook does not mention anything about withdrawals.

because we all know most bots are not really paying... and how did they pay me $1 when I didnt register at all and they do not have my bitcoin address? or is it AUDIO MONEY?

Vanity upon Vanity.

I wonder why it is BITTERLY expensive and yet NOT FLAME RESISTANT.

deluckiest:
You can as well leave your email here and I promise to treat it immediately.

tripplephil@gmail.com

it is a movie, she is a well known actress

vicdon:
Is it a a must to stand up as a first timer in a church?

IT IS NOT A MUST but church must grow na.

anyway you do not have to be a first timer but being a first timer makes you join the church

stancod:
Smart [v. i.]: Accomplishing, or able to accomplish, results quickly; active; sharp; clever.

Wisdom [a.]: The quality of being wise; knowledge, and the capacity to make due use of it; knowledge of the best ends and the best means; discernment and judgment; discretion; sagacity; skill; dexterity.

Being smart and having wisdom which is better. Most smart people always plays on the lack of intelligence of people while most wise people give knowledge to people.
l believe wisdom is a divine gift from Almighty GOD that supersede smart.
Most smart people use their gift to hurt while most wise people use their gift to give hope.
I will be glad for more opinion to be convinced

you already answered your own question.

so my question for you sir

NOW THAT YOU KNOW WISDOM IS FROM GOD AND FAR BETTER THAN BEING SMART KINDLY TELL ME SIR, IS IT WISE OR SMART to be here listening to the opinion of everyone else?

zioneel:
Pls Nairalanders, i have a British friend who resides and work in China...So recently i requested some amount from him, he wants to send me some money but he says the western way of money Transfers are not allowed in China. e.g Giftcards, or other American payment methods, he also says he is under quarantine. Now he's asked me to get either a Wechat, QQ, or Alipay account, but the problem is that got to discover that i can't withdraw from the 3 apps without a Chinese bank card/account, meaning my mastercard is useless and the money will be stuck in the app...So my question is how can i get this funds from my friend in China? or will i be able to transfer the money to my Nigerian bank account without a chinese bank account??

Pls i need your prompt assistance...Thanks

I use bitcoin wallet like LUNO and paypal for my transaction.

Lol... did you really ask that question?
ok lets see how unwise your choices have been....

Pls can you calculate all your gambling losses? all the tickets that cut on just ONE LOST GAME? or one OVER1.5 that never entered....

sit down and calculate it... you may have over 10k in losses and 10k can start a sustainable business...
See, it is GREED and LAZINESS that makes people desperate.

With all the free trainings on Nairaland... free webinars on whatsapp... free teaching threads on business... you could have learned them and started something.

10k could have started importation business, search nairaland the threads are still there and still free for everyone who cares to learn....

you could have gone for the free skill acquisition trainings advertised here in Nairaland by different vendors....

SEE, gamblings shuts off the creative centre of the mind.

If you are ready.... start your deep research on NAIRALAND and you will see how much you have missed and what is left that you can recover with.

IncognitoJUH:
I just updated the Post, I have tried to stay away but how do I stay away when I have debts to pay with no source of income apart from the little money coming from home

stay away from the internet for a while and in less than 21 days, you will be cured.
you need to cut off from anyone into betttingggg

IncognitoJUH:
Hello dear Nlanders
I am a regular Nlander but decided to create a new account because right now am not proud of how low I have gone financially in less than a year. I am a final year student of a public University in Nigeria, I am the first child of a not so wealthy family but my parents are the best they try their possible best for their children to make sure we get the best they can afford and I appreciate that ALOT. My dad is a little hypertensive and I always try to put a smile on his face and make him proud with my grades.
I have a big problem as I type this and I take full responsibility for my situation, but believe me it all started with a good intention, trying to help lift some financial burden off my parent (or so I thought).

onlyhope:
Nairaland family,

I created this account today so I can say my mind; I need your advice here.

I'm just few months shy of 34 years.

The issue now is that my mum is asking me to get married, (she's about conducting church deliverance service for me even).

Unfortunately, no job yet; I'm only hustling. Doing a few legal businesses to keep me forging ahead.

Now, I only have about 4.8 million naira; NOTHING ELSE!

I raised the money by working my ass off; doing only LEGAL businesses (graphics, web, writing), etc.

Now, the challenge is, business is not consistent because it's 99.9% online based.

But, I also wish to settle down now, in fact, before 35 years (when I was younger, I was hoping I would be married by 29). Alas! Life is not a bed of roses.

Also, I wish to further my education.

So, I need your precious advice:

If you want to advise me as your family member, close to 35 years of age, struggling, no job, but hardworking; do you think I should settle down whilst still looking for greener pastures?

Note: I don't have a fiancee or gf right now.

P. S. If you have any REASONABLE job offer for me, I will gladly take it as I am open for negotiations.

I can do any LEGAL biz or job, locally or internationally; including waiter, morgue attendant, etc, once the pay is 'comparatively' equal to the risk of the job.

Please, save a brother.

do business offline first and make money before MARRIAGE.... Age is a number. calm down.

your number is not going and you barely reply messages.... IT IS BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE O.... so after sale you may now go quiet on me abi?

Do you have a working ACER TRAVELMATE MINI Laptop? I would like to PICK ONE or TWO this week.

innobarca:
Nice

LOL... mumu boy... the way they will steal it... will so shock him... the chain will still be intact... BUT the phone is GONE.

He thinks he is wise... even those who change slippers... still find the padlock intact but the SLIPPERS... GONE.

IT HAS BEGUN O....

Children will always EXPOSE their PARENTs by the HOME TRAINING they display outside.

my skills in ICT give me money, but why should i trust a complete stranger like you sir?

WaterDesign:
Am looking for co- trainers who are into Graphic Design, Digital Marketing, Web Design, Video editing and Motion Graphics, Microsoft Office Specialist. Am looking for just 3 persons who can take one of the listed course efficiently.

Individual will contribute 150,000 each to get an open space for office. Which have already make an enquiry of.

I already have all the necessary equipment and furniture including Gen. All we need to do is to get an office space at Ikeja.
If you are interested WhatsApp me on 08145103505. The deal might take off next week.

bro

SaucyBenks:
There is this extremely beautiful sweet looking girl in my department, oh my oh my! She is as beautiful as a goddess, she's so so fresh n fleshy in a goddess kinda way, I vowed she must be mine at first sight.

I spoke to her first time but she didn't take it well, I kept trying till we started talking. We started spending time together even after lecture hours, she look at me someway that I could even melt if I was ice, I honestly avoid her gaze infact because it's too charming... While we were talking, I opened up to her about dating her n not minding marrying her cos I've never seen her misbehave or show some sort of indecency in school, I never knew it was a big mistake tho.

She continued to prove hard to get tho but I've kissed her on one occasion while we're in an empty class alone, (she asked me what was that for n I said I just couldn't help it). So today, we happened to be in the same class after lectures n I was telling her about some status she uploaded on WhatsApp with a very poor background that happened to be her home (I guess), I told her such places don't fit her kind of uniqueness, I asked her if that's where she lives but her answer wasn't direct n was shady, I told her jokingly that "if we get married, I don't think I'll let her spend a day there" then she told me the shocker....

She said I shouldn't judge people based on their outter beauty, she said as beautiful as she is, that I do not know what she's capable of or what she does, then she said she's gonna make enough money to leave that place and take her parents alongside (indirectly telling me that her parents live there too). We talked more about other stuff that landed us in things we can do for money then I asked her if she can sleep with a mad man for money, then she said it depends on how much the proposer is willing to pay and it will be done... That was when I knew what I was into..


Well currently, I'm bargaining sex with her n she fit come this Saturday at 20k for full shot... (This was someone I believed I found a wife in)...


Inside Life

i HAVE LIVED ABROAD AND alone.

I know several other Nigerians who live alone and amongst whites.

A Lousy Nigerian in Nigeria will not be comfy in any country without being in the midst of fellow lousy nigerians.

as for ME.... there is no point in travelling if I will still live within the same set of culture I migrated from.

helinues:
Any proof? I have been on this for years now

This is NOT TRUE O

helinues:
With my observation, more than 80% of Nigerians cant stay alone when they are outside Nigeria. Why?

its true for some churches o.... some other churches have a marriage register that they will bring on the wedding day and you will sign...

either way, do not let it be a worry to you.
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDDING SIR, and may your MARRIAGE last with peace and fulfillment

marhoinspire:
Good evening all.
I intend to get married my month ending in my church, I was i formed by some friends that I ll need to register the marriage at the registry before heading to the church for white wedding.

How true is this please?

PROFET: Shout HALLELUYAAHHHHHH
Nairaland MEMBERS: Halle halle hallelujaahhhhhhhhh
NARRATOR: Profet.... this MAN HAS BEEN DELIVERED FROM RELATIONSHIP INSANITY.... He was trapped by a strange girl with a marine spirit of WASTE, this spirit of waste made the girl useless to a point she wanted this our dear brother to do everything for her.... she was reluctant to improve herself because INTERNET has deceived her that she can get a very RICH DUDE who will pay the bills for everything she will ever need in life. Our dear brother was psychologically TORMENTED but... GOD DELIVERED HIM

PROFET: NOW MY SON, you will go and improve on your own life and LOOK VERY VERY WELL before you propose to a lady BECAUSE 74.6% of our GIRLS in Nigeria have a mental dystopia that MEN MUST DO EVERYTHING for them and the man must be VERY RICH.... meanwhile many of them LACK content such as HOME TRAINING and HUMILITY. I am happy you are now FREE. Remain FREE and do not be in a hurry to hook up with any lady. BEAUTY IN THE FACE IS USUALLY SCREENSAVER.... the HEART(character) is what matters most and it takes some time to manifest itself... so LOOK WELL before you HOOK up.

Let the CHOIR MASTER(Adekunle Gold) and CHOIR MISTRESS(Simi) give us a song

SabanHur:
I have a story to tell though,it might be weird to some nevertheless,i want you all to be skeptical about it.

As a Corp member,i was posted to Oyo state, Ibadan to be precise and,during the course of my service,i started a relationship last year december with a lady Corp member whom we both serve in same PPA.This was a relationship i was quite optimistic about though,i knew i might eventually encounter some shortfalls.


The girl was kind of lazy... At first,it was not obvious but soon,she started revealing her true nature.She doesn't want to engage in anything or learn new things: I had tried several a time to coerce her into learning something yet,it bore no fruit.I introduced her to some female programmers/developers to learn a coding language...she resisted.Again, i even volunteered to personal teach a coding language still,she refused.Thereafter,i went to an old friend who is into fashion designing and spoke with him regarding my ex amd instantly,he agreed to take her for free.I was happy,hoping she wont refuse this offer but to suprise she still turned the offer down.


Secondly, she doesn't know how to cook.A yoruba girl that cant even prepare the Yoruba traditional meals such as semo,Amala,wheat,vegetable,etc,which is bad for a 26yrs old lady.She claims she doesn't eat them and,that's why she doesn't know how to prepare them.I told her to learn from her friend and roommate,she refused. Okay ooh,let me teach you myself,she'd still refuse.This ia that literally does nothing except sleeping and instagramming.
Her friend never helped matters at all.Infact,she contributed more to her failures.

Thirdly,she rarely even visits,even when her house is a stone throw from mine.Tell her to endeavor to exercise a little bit but she keeps complaining of how difficult it is.
Even if she visits,she doesn't even attempt to help out with anything.There was a time my friends came visiting and,one of them came with two of his younger sisters. Normally, guys would suddenly start craving for food unnecessarily.My girlfriend and her friend/roommate were also there.Instantly,i knew i was in trouble. I quickly stood up to start making preparations to go to the market and do other stuffs relating to the preparation for the food. Could you believe that the 2 sisters of my friend immediately volunteered to do everything.They went to the market,got everything necessary ingredients,prepared the rice,made the stew for the food including the one i would be eating at home. All these was going on why my ex-girlfriend and her friend were both watching tv inside. When it came to time to dish the food,the sisters called me to inform me that it would be an insult to them to dish the foods of my girlfriend and her friend. I personally dished their food and took it in for them ,which they comfortably ate without shame.This scenario happened like 4 times consecutively without any remorse or change from her.
What hurts me the most is that she's a very gentle and easy going girl..(which i cant still justify)
Problem is,she recently came out of a six year relationship with her ex and she didn't even give me any tangible reason why they broke up apart from the fact that was having an affair with his secretary.It was later that she told me that she had wanted to get a tatoo which didnt go well with her ex.


I broke-up with her via whatsapp on Saturday night and,she only read and gave no reply.Saw her in school today and i just walked away.. Later on,her friend/roommate who is also in our PPA,came to excuse one of my friends out of the place where we were chilling and having fun and started reporting me to him.

Prior to the breakup, anytime i decide to just end it all then,i don't know how she gets wind of it. She just starts begging me and comes up with all these love "undying love for me" stories. Ask a simple question,she'd reply you with "i don't know" . She always on Instagram and Snapchat following all the Big Brother Naija past participants .Tell her to use that same data to do research instead of wasting it on Instagram,she'd look you with a very wicked face.

youth who didnt vote o... NOW THIS NATION is in crisis AND the persons in ASO ROCKet are saying it was a free and fair election.... MAY THEY NEVER USE A FREE AND FAIR TOILET AGAIN.

really?
are you that insecure?
why are you afraid to die? are you not on good terms with ya GOD?

so if the news didnt get to you, then you would be OK abi?

YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY.
WOW... see I wish I can slap you to reality. ECONOMY crash yet you have a girlfriend and a place to live... YOU WERE NOT AFRAID AND DECIDED TO STOP MAKING MONEY... lol... MEN who have gotten their DIKs bitten off by their girlfriends... u didnt read it abi? yet you allow her suck you.... IS YOUR OXYGEN Ignorance? because even your phone can cause DEATH... people have kept their phone in their pockets and it has exploded and affected their private parts... OYA COME AND BE AFRAID... mtchew.... you better read PSALM 91 and travel safe.

FEAR IS A PERSONAL HELL. FEAR IS TORMENT.

pls go and watch comedy and relax. take a flight and enjoy your life.

OKOATA:
I don't know but I think I have to stop reading all this bad news on social media everyday. Each time I login on Nairaland or other social media sites it's bad news upon bad news everyday. I have been wanting to take a flight today but the Ethiopian bad news I heard is making me fear like crazy. My new girlfriend is around and my di*K can't even rise. She has tried to suck me and all that but I don't feel cool at all. I can't service her this night. She asked if am not into her but I told her I just don't feel too well. She's even laying next to me right now with her big curvy ass and nice boobs but I am scared of plane crash like hell. So many people dead during this election thing and coupled with the Fulani massacaring people everytime and with all the graphic images of dead people clustering in my memory. I just need to stop reading and skipping all this negative news. It's affecting my positive radiation like crazy. I just need to stop it I swear

LOL,

your name calling is what gave u out bro.

find solace in knowing your kind gesture can be ruined with one wrong move.

you were just being checked.

be very CAUTIOUS AND CONSCIOUS of this.

Ecashserviceltd:
Are you Okay?
Or rather I will say you're not matured
Why will you criticize me for trying to help, must I help you or your family members before you know am helping people, mind your words don't think because you were able to purchase #100 data we're now on same Level, take note I am a very private person even i help people but I don't allow them to expose it for security reasons because of Swindlers like you, go get a life dude

Hello sir
You have every right to do what you are doing BUT you should know you are being watched and if you continue without having any PROOF that you have helped anyone.... YOU WILL BE TROLLED HEAVILY because since December when you first came up with this your "HELP INITIATIVE" and gave ridiculous conditions... I knew in 2019 if you do not finally help someone you will be heavily criticized as an INTELLECTUAL THIEF...... You may have good intentions or you may think you are SMART but dont forget that THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS.... kindly PROTECT YOUR INTEGRITY FAST... else even if you open a new account... we can always track your IP address and Location.


It is a very delicate stuff you have chosen to do so pls for conscience sake... THREAD CAREFULLY.
thank you.
May the best business idea you have verified and scrutinized win o.... but WE ARE WAITING TO SEE TESTIMONIES.

Ecashserviceltd:
Well like you said your opinion, we're all titled to our different opinions but like I stated above I want to use this as a medium help people start their Dream Business and that remains the mission, this is money we're talking about and I have the full right to know what I am about to invest in before I do

sorry your post is not clear at all. there is nothing we can help unless you say the complete story

DangoteAlhaji:
Morng house ,
A friend needs help here please . He just mailed me this odd hour telling me as usual how again he came in contact with this his wife's sister while going to change to from gen to NEPA
What can he do please .