₦airaland Forum

Toaskarity: Wooohh...south africans takin over nigeria!
They really giant of africa....
From lagos to enugu to ibadan to abuja to onitsha!!!!
Everywhere na choplight choplight......
Soon my village market go be choplight..

dont forget they are a member of BRICS, so you can see how their economy is gonna surpass nigeria's in a year or two from now,your naira wont worth anything soon,just wait till this SHTF

na inferiority complex dey worry them in my naija accent

delors: Siddon there. Look, it's not a matter of fake accent o. As the OP says, our pronunciation and way of drawling when talking is terrible. For instance, a typical Nigerian doesnt know the difference in pronouncing 'cause' and 'course', 'four' and 'for', 'to' and 'two', and annoyingly, 'fate' and 'faith'. Sit down and listen to a Nigerian talking, try to see if u would understand their pronunciation of those last two words. Words like turkey, burn/born, wander/wonder, are very problemtic for Nigerians. Even Ethiopians pronounce better than we do.
So, if you are abroad, and because some uniformed persons are saying you r faking your accent, let them talk. the best way to communicate abroad (esp in the states and Canada) is to sound like them. When u are with you people, correct, pidgin dey flow soosay, but looking for a job? mingling with the whites or foreigners? Bros, adjust that your accent otherwise, you'd be an island in that land.
When i first heard my aunt speak a sentence to a white, I mocked saying why the heck was she yarning like ajebo...she nodded and said 'e nu e lo wa yen' (meaning, u'll soon understand). So forget fake accent o, na survival tactics.
Mean while, in some cases, one doesnt deliberately fake it, it comes naturally when u mingle with these foreigners..like mine. But it makes no sense to sound Americana when u arrive in Nigeria na...na quick invitation to armed robbers be that.

spot on

you build a house and it goes back to the dust...dont wanna live in a house made with hands

Doff_Man: That country is on its way down. I say give it 20yrs and it'll be finished! White peeps are relocating on a daily basis and the ones remaining are armed to the teeth.

Black man hates black man, period! The evidence is all over Africa and is displayed on a daily basis here on NL.

I'm sorry, but we should have just left de Clarke and co to deal with these black SA's in the only language they understand!

there are two types of blackman,you just gat to know who is who and why they hate each other

And you shall be hated by all nations for my name sake....you guys should figure out your identity then you"ll know why "nigerians" go thru all this predicaments

noblezone: Kayode, are you serious?
Honestly, if Jonathan can split this fraud of a country if he looses election, then i will campaign against him. I am up for anything that will split Nigeria.

Yet, Mr. Kayode, you are not only heating up the polity to gain cheap popularity. By the way, why are you so scared of a splitted Nigeria?



I want a country free from the menace of Jihardists. It is either the North reform fast and embrace educaton or we shall split Nigeria! I don't have any apologies.

if Nigeria survives 2015, then we have only postponed the D-Day, when we shall go back to our different nations before the unfortunate and disasterous arrival of the Whiteman!

Nigeria reminds me of slavery by the whiteman! Nigeria is a slave camp! Nigeria was just the imagination and creation of the Whiteman who arrogated to himself the sole right to infringe on the rights and freedom of other people.

They forced tneir language on us, took our lands, our recources, our rights, our freedom, our ingenuity and then forced a nation on us.

For almost a 100 years since the evil called amalgamation, we have never made a any progress.

Enough!

Nigeria is a lie told by the Whiteman and that lie must stop. It is time to tell our selves the truth!

Nigeria was never one, Nigeria is not one and Nigeria will never be one.

Consider the blood of the innocent that has been shed to force Nigeria to remain one!

Enough!

you right Nigeria hasn't been one, it's all fallacy, and yes the Gentiles run and own that country, your govt don't run jack, they are subservient to them, I con go on and on but the future is bleak

Frank-C:
Just as all the air mishaps in your regime as aviation minister were caused by witches and wizards. Clown!

You guys should just let one thing sink in. The civil war ended about 40 years ago. The spoils of war as you used to know it can no more stand. The vanquished are back to the table to demand their fair share of the country you insist that they must be part of, and they must get it. No amount of propaganda or noise will stop the ongoing realignment and adjustment of the body polity. If we are all Nigerians, then we should all be Nigerians. None of you can continue to dictate to the rest of us, Nigeria belongs to all of us.

If some of you are smart enough, you need to read Asari interview again and this time, slowly. Anybody can choose to be politically correct but in the end, the reality stares us all in the face. Most of us have hit buttom and resurfaced again. They know how it feels down there, so you can bring it on!!!

I gat news for you that was already predetermined or how do you think two thirds of us are gonna be cut off

Don't mean to scare u guys but men! 2014 onwards ain't gonna be pretty everywhere

Ajasnoop: Europe is not having the best of times with the single currency. West Africa wants to start. #whatsthepoint

well it's hear to stay all currencies and economy is gonna be tied to it, but it's gonna be to their ruin

im not marvelled ,i know whats going on,those who have "eyes" knows whats up

jackbauersballs: Gaddem

Nigeria is the land of the Apocalypse

Citizens already living like its the end of the world - No Security, No Power, No Water- You must provide your own security, Power, and WAter yourself,

Hollywood uses this setting as a backdrop in Horror Movies, Nigerians are living it real life.

Africa: land of economic,spiritual,social darkness

Paul says prove everything... I need proof from the Bible. No surmising, just proof.

Who needs vanity when one can travel at lightening speed.

Nomski0: ??
#confused

email me make I clarify am..

Nomski0: some Ladies love football too.....dont be a sexist.

nomski wetin dey make me clique on your name na?

femmyb: Citizens from countrys like Turkey and Brazil with better living standards than Nigeria are out on the street protesting, while the average Nigerian is in a coma and all he thinks of is Afcon, Confed cup, World cup and beer and pepper soup.

no worry e go soon reach them,if food no dey belle,u no go get time for ball or entertainment

what is man? he is so full of vanities and vanities shall he return to

yall better start getting used to eating Gmo,because that is the food for the future, He who controls the seed controls the people....and He makes bond,free,rich and poor to shikeni...its all in the works,men this people will be rudely awakened chai

Guaranty Trust Bank?....lol yekparipa, i wont be that stupid to trust in a bank,na real guarantee...the joke is on them

theres a reason why the movie Transformer was made,go figure and let me hear your response

morenath: With a sobber hearth I appeal to anybody dat knows about dis killings to withdraw because dis blood shed is too much and unbearable.............pls and pls because God's wrath is near!!!!!!

u never see wrath if u see His wrath u no go fit post for nairaland

Policewoman: The bottom line is, Nigeria dey top for goal scoring chart for now.

Policewoman how u con dey police na, if u dey Nairaland abi dem just dey report ergunje for u

Policewoman: The bottom line is, Nigeria dey top for goal scoring chart for now.

Policewoman how u con dey police na, if u dey Nairaland abi dem just dey report ergunje for u

*Kails*:
I disagree dear.

I think it is a figure of speech or a metaphor.
that women should not take on the role of men and vice versa.

who cares what you think, you shall not wear or a woman shall not wear a man's clothing isn't figurative or metaphoric, keep exposing your ass to everybody, He said He will discover their secret parts anyways there they go rationalizing Yah's word just to disobey it, daughters of Zion wore gowns don't know about you people

let me just clarify this controversy about trousers, any fabric with two "legs" is a trouser,so yall can go ahead and keep rationalizing it, trousers belongs to men,its a man's clothing

alexleo: Then go and drink fuel or acid or rub them on your body if you are sincere with your reply. How desperate human beings can be to defend their selfish desires.

lol i just didnt wanna respond to that fool,,and yes i said fool, love your response

emorse: Seek FIRST, the kingdom of God. And everything else will be added on to you. Relating this to the topic, I believe God expects us to seek - before anything else - spiritual health. A sound knowledge of his word. Thereafter, physical appearance and any other thing, can be considered. Not neglected.
It has never been a sin to look good/beautiful. In my opinion, moderately dressed people look better than shabbily or overly dressed ones. MODERATION. Come to think of it, heavily made-up ladies look like diagrams! Thats not beautiful.
And for those people who say costmetics are "unnatural" and hence should not be used at all, does this include toilet soaps, body creams, hair creams, perfumes, powders etc? If not, why the disparity?

i use 100% shea butter for my body,sometimes jojoba oil,i use 100% olive soap for bathing,use oraganic toothpaste like Kiss My Face or Dabur Neem toothpaste,use organic shampoos and conditioner for my hair, ive stopped using all those toxic stuff for health reasons

Miles78: What about perfume??

perfumes are hazardous to health, it's toxic contains lead and mercury but we do have natural "perfumes' which the bible approves of

zeongeon: According to the book of enoch..and the watchers (angels) saw that men had starting having daughters and their daughters where fair the leader of d watchers said to the others let us go down to earth and have the daughters of men for wives and d watchers left there estates and came down to earth and they where 200 in number and they took for themselves wives from d daughters of men..Azazel one of the angels taught men the art of war; making of swords and knives and shields and coats of mail and taught them to see what's behind them and to the women taught them the art of make up;the use of rouge and the beautifying of the eye brows,jewelries,bracelets and ornaments..amezarak an angel taught conjuring and root cutting,Asradel taught the course of the moon,Temel taught astrology,Amoros taught how to loosening conjurations while kokabel taught signs..from d book of enoch one can see that d advent of cosmetics and makeup started with the falling angels

school them

Paul instructed you women to be shamefaced well if you are to be shamefaced you wouldn't have all those stuff (lead, mercury) that makes your face to glow, moreso those chemicals you put on your face is doing harm to you, there's a reason why Jezebel painted her face when Jehu was getting ready to slay her, all those making up of your face were things you women learnt from strangers, the daughters of Zion didn't wear make up or made their face up, let's be realistic if you were to be in the presence of your Creator would He approved of all that make up. We are instructed not to learn the ways of strangers

Violence in the land ruler against ruler, it's gonna be ugly, evil is being prepared in advance... gloom n doom everywhere... I fear

ochukoccna: ^^^^
Keep living in delusion, denial of obvious facts in the embrace of folly and granstanding
So availability of private jets mostly bought with stolen wealth,funneled funds and a looted patrimony is indicative of a sound economy
When many a youth are unemployed
When many federal roads are in disrepair!
Nigeria's income is (tied to oil) dwindling with no alternate sources of income and private jets is all you can put forward
Like I said embrace your folly
Wind don dey blow and the fowl's yansh is visible

and u r right he is delusional