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Career / Re: Graduates: What Has Been Your Experience Getting Jobs? by trolling(m): 10:14pm On Oct 08, 2013
fpeter: I'm glad I stumbled on this article, this is my 8th year of graduation from the University
sometimes i actually wonder if schooling wasn't a wasted effort for most of us in Nigeria?
I have a job but I'm highly underpaid, to the extent that most drivers in my Org. actually
earn higher salaries than the so called graduates, I decided to call some of my friends just
this morning and we agreed to fast and do an all night vigil for us to get better jobs. Now
some people would laugh at this but we've done everything,submitted resumes,cried,begged
relatives in high positions until we became some sort of nuisances and now they avoid our calls.
This unemployment issue is killing the youths,causing lateness in marriage,gross poverty e.t.c

NOW IS THE SET TIME; LET OUR VOICES BE HEARD!!!!
ok don't mean to kill your desires and that of NAUG but things are about to get uglier, I would say be content with food and shelter, the powers that be don't care about the masses....now if u want to ask me why it's going to get uglier just read the topic I posted on Foreign affairs section on Nairaland
Foreign Affairs / What A U.S Debt Default Would Mean For The Global Economy by trolling(m): 9:57pm On Oct 08, 2013
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bank Error Makes A US Man The World First Ever Trillionaire by trolling(m): 8:28pm On Oct 08, 2013
chronique: Most of the comments on this thread shows you exactly why Nigeria is the way it is today and why we'll still be like this years to come. A lot of people are praying it happens to them so they can withdraw the money. That puts y'all on the same level with armed robbers and thieves,wanting to take what does not belong to you. Tomorrow,you guys would criticise govt for being corrupt;aren't you guys being plain hypocrites? It's so sad to know that these are the kind of humans living around us;how can we ever achieve our dreams of living in a honest society with people with these kind of mindset? Who do we blame? The parents for not instilling proper discipline in their kids or who?

I was at the counter few years back to withdraw money to pay someone and God knows that that day,I was totally broke. I couldn't even boast of 1k in my pocket after paying the person I needed to pay. While at the counter,instead of the cashier giving me a bundle of 500 naira notes(50k),she gave me a bundle of few 500 naira notes on either sides of 1000 naira notes(the 1k notes were sandwiched in btw). As I counted and realised the money was way over,I returned the money to her and told her she had overpaid me. When she saw the mistake,she was shocked and said thank you sir. People standing behind me and beside,were looking at me as if to say "this one nor sharp". A guy walked up to me and said: "you're a good Nigerian". I was a lil bit offended cos I didn't see the big deal in returning something that doesn't belong to me. I was brought up that way and have always lived my life that way. The fact that I was broke and needed cash badly wasn't enough to change my principle. I told some other people and they swore never to return the money...

What's my point in all of these? If you cannot be principled enough to correct such an error or to be honest with people when they mistakenly commit such errors,do not anticipate or dream of living in a better world or a society free from robbery and corruption. What goes around,comes around. If you can't be principled and honest when it comes to money,have it at the back of your mind that you're one of the problems that needs to be eradicated from the society for people to live normal lives.
I get what you are saying but some errors are not errors, do you know God takes from sinners and gives to the just, look at it this way did you steal the money if it was given to you, I can't even mention the number of times money was given to me at my place of work, like I said I didnt steal it,it was given to me, and i keep it, now if u want to call that stealing,then you dont know what stealing is
Music/Radio / Re: P-Square- Fast And Pray For A Month Before Releasing Any Album by trolling(m): 7:24pm On Oct 08, 2013
Bible talk say rejoice with those truly rejoice and weep for those that truly weep, well i must say i shake my body to their music sometimes which im gulity of but that is not what Paul meant when he said rejoice with them that truly rejoice, so psquare there's nothing to rejoice about your music,it doesn't glorify God,so dont give me that fasting crap
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria To Experience A Solar Eclipse On November 3rd by trolling(m): 12:40am On Oct 08, 2013
macof: I hope u realise that Ur Yeshua can be regarded as a Sun god
You should know there are two types of Sun-Gods, the natural and spiritual,one can be seen,the other can't be seen,remember He created the greater and lesser light

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Career / Re: Graduates: What Has Been Your Experience Getting Jobs? by trolling(m): 12:17am On Oct 08, 2013
vladimiros: I have Zero Sympathy for some of you...

you did not acquire a skill, you thought the job world is like Narnia land and easy

then you now feel entitled to a Job?

omo go and chop Pumor
lol

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Food / Re: Why Is The Last Ball Of Eba/fufu Hard To Swallow? by trolling(m): 9:56pm On Oct 07, 2013
mess just dey drop from my nyansh from the comments here grin
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria To Experience A Solar Eclipse On November 3rd by trolling(m): 7:28pm On Oct 07, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:



catholicism (christianity) and islam are man-made. not Pagan.

Pagan religions are founded by the Gods themselves. They have no man-founders.
Wherefore I will yet "plead" with you, saith the Adonai, and with your children's children will I "plead". (He does't beg anyone check out the meaning in a concordance)

For pass over the isles of Chittim, and see; and send unto Kedar, and consider diligently, and see if there be such a thing.

Hath a nation changed their gods, which are yet no gods? but my people have changed their glory for that which doth not profit.

Be astonished, O ye heavens, at this, and be horribly afraid, be ye very desolate, saith the Adonai.

For my people have committed two evils; they have forsaken me the fountain of living waters, and "hewed"(practice paganism) them out cisterns, broken cisterns, that can hold no water.Jeremiah 2

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Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria To Experience A Solar Eclipse On November 3rd by trolling(m): 7:02pm On Oct 07, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:



catholicism (christianity) and islam are man-made. not Pagan.

Pagan religions are founded by the Gods themselves. They have no man-founders.
who do you think He is going to use to establish it,He is going to use man under the influence of gods....Deuteronomy 4... And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the Lord thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.

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Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria To Experience A Solar Eclipse On November 3rd by trolling(m): 6:50pm On Oct 07, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
[size=28pt]THE GODS ARE GREAT!


ALL PRAISE THE SUN GOD!


GIVER OF LIFE![/size]


what you don't understand is this, the Supreme being created paganism for the world to be occupied in but gave His Love to His people...Catholicism, Islam,Christianity,Buddhism,Hinduism, etc are all "paganistic",He did this to make a difference between His people and pagans

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Religion / Re: What If You Were Left Behind After Rapture? by trolling(m): 5:25pm On Oct 07, 2013
The Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
Question to the rapture-heads, what is the next event that takes place after "we" meet Christ in the clouds, if you have the spirit of prophecy,then you'll know you a'int going into heaven, this let you know that Babylon(Christianity in this context) babbles a lot.
Religion / Re: What If You Were Left Behind After Rapture? by trolling(m): 4:29pm On Oct 07, 2013
adeaugustus: What if there is no rapture? At all?
there's no rapture,no mind this jesus freaks
Religion / Re: What If You Were Left Behind After Rapture? by trolling(m): 4:13pm On Oct 07, 2013
where una dey rapture dey go,dem tell una say God dey find una for heaven grin
Business / Re: Ten Ways To Motivate Anyone by trolling(m): 2:44pm On Oct 07, 2013
virtual7: Op... What of d koko? The best motivation of all= money. Abi na lie?
its passion not necessarily money always
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: NUPENG Threatens Solidarity Action by trolling(m): 2:21pm On Oct 07, 2013
ASSU this ASSU that, how does calling off the strike impact or improve the economy,those who have graduated where are the jobs

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Romance / Re: A Special Message For Unmarried Women by trolling(m): 2:02pm On Oct 07, 2013
nyere84: Its useful...!!!

Life does not begin wit husband.!!
Life will not end wit husband..!!

There is more to life to enjoy, to give you happiness and make you fulfilled.

#say no to an abusive man#
And I can authoritatively tell you that without a head(man), no woman and I mean no woman would make it into the kingdom or why do you think scriptures say in that day seven women will hold on to a man,mind you its not going to be happening in Nigeria, go figure out where the kingdom is then you can talk , don't allow pride and feminism to deceive you also, at the end of the day its all about salvation and eternal life
Health / Re: How Often Do You Wash Your Towel? by trolling(m): 1:35pm On Oct 07, 2013
question is how often do you wash your nyash angry
Health / Re: How Often Do You Wash Your Towel? by trolling(m): 1:32pm On Oct 07, 2013
dumb question sad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank demands N1M For Employment, GTB Asks For Obituaries. by trolling(m): 12:59am On Oct 07, 2013
wasak:

aunty not all men want their wives to work. I prefer my wife depends on me than her depending on another man's desire in order to be independent.
u right,one way or the other she still depends on a man, that's what feminism does to our woman
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Spirit Wife And Husband? by trolling(m): 5:51pm On Oct 06, 2013
kendraloops: I would say I don't believe also but I've had practical experience with a close friend. This girl I soooooooooooo pretty and at 33 years, she aint married. Guys come her way quite alright but the relationships never last.
I stayed over in her house one time like that only for me to be woken by her sobs in the bathroom. I went there and met her washing her wrapper which she'd used to cover herself while asleep. I asked why she was washing and crying and that was when she explained things to me.
A man came to have sex with her in her dream n he eja,culated on her n wrapper that's why she was washing. I was shocked. She's a muslim o but she started visiting churches n imams alike n they all told her the same thing:spirit husband. She's still not married buh she's trying all means to break the 'marriage' up.

I can go on n on but space no dey.
it can only be broken by a stronger force, but she would still be subject to it
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Spirit Wife And Husband? by trolling(m): 5:05pm On Oct 06, 2013
blackmann: [b]I don't know how true it is but an incident that happened to me about 8 years ago that almost cost me my life made me think twice about doubting such stories as fallacies....

I went for a one-week conference in Abuja. During the period, I met a very nice, busty, sexy-looking girl who also came for the same conference. We hit it off almost immediately. The conference ended and this babe was literally throwing herself at me. She told me when she was younger she used to fight with spiritual problems, and that their village "priests" mentioned that she had a spiritual husband. Instead of me to jeje end it there, bosom don enta my eye. A few days later i invited her over to my room in the guest house i was staying and to cut a long story short, we ended up tumbling in the hay-stack.

Not quite two days later, I was involved in an okada-building blocks trailer accident near Glo office in Wuse. Na God save me that day as I almost broke my arm when the okada i was on ran headlong full-speed into the side of this trailer who had crossed infront of us.

I never picked the girl's calls anymore and I ran away from Abuja for a year.[/b]
You should have heed that girls voice, a lady shared her experience with me too, her Spirit husband was angry at you for messing with his vessel
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Spirit Wife And Husband? by trolling(m): 4:34pm On Oct 06, 2013
2map:
hunhun... What of guys having s€x in their dreams all to wake up to see their sperm,in order words wet dreams? Guy, that's normal.
it's normal
Religion / Re: Lack Of Manners In Churches These Days by trolling(m): 2:55pm On Oct 06, 2013
Hosea 4:13 KJV
They sacrifice upon the tops of the mountains, and burn incense upon the hills, under oaks and poplars and elms(Christian churches) , because the shadow thereof is good(Mega Buildings) : therefore your "daughters"(natural and spiritual) shall commit whoredom, and your spouses shall commit" "adultery" (natural and spiritual).
Religion / Re: Lack Of Manners In Churches These Days by trolling(m): 2:48pm On Oct 06, 2013
The Christian Church is a whorehouse, Mystery Babylon Mother of all Harlots, what do you expect from a natural and spiritual harlot
Religion / Re: Lack Of Manners In Churches These Days by trolling(m): 2:47pm On Oct 06, 2013
The Christian Church is a whorehouse, Mystery Babylon Mother of all Harlots, what do you expect from a natural and spiritual LovePeddler
Religion / Re: What Have You Suffered For Christ? by trolling(m): 12:46pm On Oct 06, 2013
None of you Christians has suffered for Christ, you say he nailed the laws to the tree so you don't have to keep His laws,no wonder He would say get away from me you workers of iniquity I never knew you,bunch of pagans....salvation is of the Jews not christians
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Spirit Wife And Husband? by trolling(m): 6:02am On Oct 06, 2013
Spirit Husbands exist everybody has one
Travel / Re: Top 10 Countries In The World To Migrate To by trolling(m): 3:04am On Oct 06, 2013
uromi.com:
no life in oyibo country my people na suffer they there befor you dey come back your mate when you leave for nigeria done marry build house

girls..... prustitute

boys....... drungs or yahoo

apart from that my people na suffer you go suffer die
if they have papers they don't have to suffer

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Travel / Re: Top 10 Countries In The World To Migrate To by trolling(m): 11:13pm On Oct 05, 2013
dolapobello1: shocked Omo people wan leave Naija by force o! Arise o Compatriots na? If everybody go, na who go come remain na?
what you don't get is this,that you were born in that land doesn't mean you have any ties to it....if you know who you are then you'll have a different perspective about Nigeria
Food / Re: Are There Vegetarians In Nigeria? by trolling(m): 1:53pm On Oct 05, 2013
after the flood,we were told to eat meat, if u wan claim vegetarian because of animals, no wear shoes,carry bag or use things made out of leather
Travel / Re: You want to COME TO AMERICA - Do You REALLY Know America? by trolling(m): 12:11pm On Oct 05, 2013
alala dakosta:

lol, bobo focus on the message am trying to pass accros, leave my poor english conpositn.as u claim, if thingz really beautiful for u, u no go come nairalnad dey complain as like say obama collect bread for ur hand.who ask u for reality? all my friends wey i meet wey dem born here i never hear anyone complain, dem dey even try to b file for their other sibling back home.so, bobo quit hating abeg. give them the good side, encourage them. no dey say yankee bad. i no wan hear. and no complain about my english again o abeg.
If na pidgin u wan speak, speak am, we understand you, some people were not privileged to get a tertiary education, that doesn't mean the ones that did are better or smarter than them, with all the education they have,wisdom is what counts, one thing I'm gonna say is at the end of the day, most of them are gonna end up as intelligent fools.

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