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TravelRe: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by trolling(m): 6:50pm On May 25, 2013
A people peeled and scattered, so clueless, what a shame, the lost people of Israel don't even know where home is and are clueless how they'll return,look at them arguing over Ham's land, a cursed land, those of you in diaspora, that is your destination, that is where your Creator wants you to be,let those Hamites and lost one keep defending a cursed land.
TravelRe: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by trolling(m): 6:37pm On May 25, 2013
rozayx5: stop saying what you dont know, armed guards arrived after 25 minutes, was not blind when i saw that on CNN undecided undecided undecided
Our President cancelled some appointments abroad cause of the SOE and the Nasarrawa crisis, so shut down and stay in the diaspora we dont need u guys back home, you might just end up collateral damage, the last time i checked Africa's richest man was not in the diaspora, Nigeria is for made men, if you cant survive here, stay wherever you are and stop spewing thras h about a Country you left behind to do menial jobs in the name of diaspora
undecided undecided undecided
Their menial job is better than your professional jobs, thats fact
TravelRe: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by trolling(m): 6:30pm On May 25, 2013
J-fast:
To say the truth a lot of people dont even have the means of returning except they are deported back home.
I'd prefer them to stay there than come and suffer in Naija
TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by trolling(m): 12:40am On May 25, 2013
i miss the enviroment,as crazy as it is,i miss it,i miss the hustle and bustle...
FamilyRe: When Can A Nigerian Woman Divorce Her Husband? by trolling(m): 10:20pm On May 23, 2013
Isaiah 4: "And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying,
“We will eat our own food and wear our own apparel(finacially independent);
Only let us be called by your name, to take our reproach"
The question is why would these "so-called independent" women wanna take the name of this god-fearing men even though they are financially independent as quoted above, provide the answers all you "smart and intelligent women" and if your answer is to take away the reproach,the question is what is the reproach?
FoodRe: London To Transform Sewage Water In To Drinking Water by trolling(m): 8:58pm On May 23, 2013
Billyonaire: Thought I could buy a holiday home in London, now am thinking calabar is better. Drinking shit water is not what I bargained for.
thats what they drink in the States,nothing new about that
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombers Kill 20 Soldiers In Niger Republic by trolling(m): 8:54pm On May 23, 2013
Wuked.P:
wondering how peaceful d world would hav been witout muslims.. Who eva invented dis religion his bone should be dug n griended into powder angrywondering how peaceful d world would hav been witout muslims.. Who eva invented dis religion his bone should be dug n griended into powder
And the angel of the LORD found her by a fountain of water in the wilderness, by the fountain in the way to Shur. 8And he said, Hagar, Sarai's maid, whence camest thou? and whither wilt thou go? And she said, I flee from the face of my mistress Sarai. 9And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Return to thy mistress, and submit thyself under her hands. 10And the angel of the LORD said unto her, I will multiply thy seed exceedingly, that it shall not be numbered for multitude.
11And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Behold, thou art with child, and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the LORD hath heard thy affliction.
12And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.Islam and Christaianity are both religions of war,dont forget the Crusaders and as long as Islam exist there would be war but there would be a war to end all wars
PoliticsRe: Michael Adeboloja 'Mujahid' - One Of Woolwich Attackers Is A British-Nigerian? by trolling(m): 1:10am On May 23, 2013
The truth of the matter is this you can't blame it on Islam, environment, parents the guy is simply possessed,, what you are seeing is a guy possessed with legion of demons. Sorry to say but it's gonna get worse worldwide, the good book already told you iniquity shall abound, He also said that the last state of man shall be worse than the first for this generation
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny Stunts Drunkards Pull! by trolling(m): 9:50am On May 21, 2013
please i need some more drunk episodes,i don laff tire.....wine/alcohol is a mocker indeed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tree Falls In Imo, Killing 31 & Injured 16 by trolling(m): 7:25am On May 19, 2013
obadiah777: LMAO. THIS AINT MADNESS BRUV. THIS IS PROPHESY. I SEE WHAT YOU DONT. THE GENTILE ERA ON EARTH STARTED WITH THE ANCIENT BABYLONIAN EMPIRE UNDER NIMROD, A CUSHITE. NOW THE LORD IS ABOUT THE NUMBER (7). WHICH IS COMPLETION. THE MODERN DAY BABYLON EMPIRE ( AMERICA ) IS HEADED BY A CUSHITE ( OBAMA ). OBAMA IS NIMROD IN THE REINCARNATION, MEANING THE END OF THE ERA OF THE GENTILES WILL TAKE PLACE UNDER HIS REGIME BEFORE HE LEAVES OFFICE. AFTER OBAMA THERE IS NO MORE AMERICA. AND IN THE BOOK OF ZECHARIAH IT SAYS BEFORE THE END, TWO THIRDS OF NEGROS WILL BE CLEANSED FROM THE EARTH BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE MARK OF THE BEAST ON THEM. WHICH YOU ALL DO. I CAN SEE IT FROM READING YOUR CONVERSATIONS EVERYDAY. SO MANY OF YOU WILL NOT BE HERE IN FOUR YEARS TIME IF YOU DONT RETURN TO THE STRONGHOLD, THE WORD THAT IS
i dig what u saying but Obama was created to be in Nimrod and Pharaoh's image but definitely not an incarnation,Nimrod and pharaoh prefigures or foreshadows Obama
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tree Falls In Imo, Killing 31 & Injured 16 by trolling(m): 5:58am On May 19, 2013
aint no need for sentiments,they died because they were lawless....aint nothing new under the sun and there's no such thing as accident...so to back this up...eat this
Now there were some present at that time who told Yahshua about the Galileans whose blood Pilate had mixed with their sacrifices. 2 Yahshua answered, “Do you think that these Galileans were worse sinners than all the other Galileans because they suffered this way? 3 I tell you, no! But unless you repent, you too will all likewise perish. 4 Or those eighteen who died when the tower in Siloam fell on them—do you think they were more guilty than all the others living in Jerusalem? 5 I tell you, no! But unless you repent, you too will all perish...yeah you wanna hear smooth things but smooth things will get many people killed,most times people need shock therapy to wake them up from their slumber
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by trolling(m): 10:51pm On May 16, 2013
MockingBird: Guy, do you knw wat staying at home without a job looks like? Sometimes its as if u wanna go crazy, at other times its depression. So Don't blame us if we want to force the site open with our applications. shocked
i can relate,its a miserable n frustrating experience,na social networks dey keep some people sane
PoliticsRe: State Of Emergency: Advice To The People Of The Affected States by trolling(m): 10:47pm On May 16, 2013
we also are preparing for a state of emergency for here....watch out for a state of emergency coming near you
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Students On Scholarship In Russia Beg For Survival by trolling(m): 9:58pm On May 16, 2013
you guys should understand something,the government dont really care about you,they dont know you personally,how can humans put their trust in the government who dont care about the nation.if you lean on Egypt,you would be disapppointed and that is globally.
Technology MarketRe: 4G Ntel MTN Etisalat Glo Sim Router/mifi Modem Fastest,Cheapest, Free Data/Sims. by trolling(m): 12:08am On May 16, 2013
do u still have them and how much
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Kills CAN’s Borno Secretary Minutes After GEJ Broadcast by trolling(m): 3:22am On May 15, 2013
its only gonna get worse...you guys can forget about peace and security in that country,e go soon reach me for here too,we just waiting for the imminet collapse
FamilyRe: Do You Remember Wearing Cortina Shoes ? by trolling(m): 10:52pm On May 14, 2013
na yaba me i dey go buy my own Bata, wey dey dey inside box,e go con give you this kind smell...nostalgic memories
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: Role Model Or Nuisance? by trolling(m): 2:17am On May 14, 2013
[quote author=sexymoma]She is a role model to nuisance...[/quotelol ...very creative
FamilyRe: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by trolling(m): 7:56pm On May 12, 2013
who told you lions didn't eat grass Vikin:
Just me?
FamilyRe: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by trolling(m): 7:30pm On May 12, 2013
Yeap everybody gat pride,we all take pride in something or someone but it also depends on what you take pride in, but you can't take pride in superficial things because they pass away with the using
Dreamflyin: Abegii, u self get d pride, even a bigger one. U tinks dat u ar on a higher moral/intelligence pedestal above everyone.
Bro, pride is an innate tin in every human being. We all got it. Who wants to knw if u ar a professional wat.(analyssss, abi analysian, someone shuld pls teach me gud englisss).
We all got PRIDE!
FamilyRe: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by trolling(m): 7:00pm On May 12, 2013
This is why I'm hooked on this site... has a lot of reasonable people
StateOfMind: You are indeed a very restless woman. What do you stand to gain by mocking this poster. You think your life is better just because you claim to be married?

You keep going on and on about her preference for someone settled. Is there a crime in that? She has worked hard enough to become settled in life and she deserves a good man to complement that.

In as much as she has been advised to lower her expectations and be more open minded, which I agree with, I do no wish her a marriage to any unsettled guy just because she wants to be a mrs. She has to be wary of irresponsible unsettled guys who will just come into her life to squander her money.

Don't make it seem as if all unsettled guys are good and responsible while their settled counterparts are not.

Op, live your life and be on the look out for good, decent and responsible men, settled or unsettled. Your priority should be making yourself happy and approachable. Be open minded and very observant too.

All the best.
FamilyRe: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by trolling(m): 5:14pm On May 12, 2013
Spot on... This is why Solomon said the race is not to the swift... If the race is smooth for you something is wrong..
Amelian: A close friend of mine sent me, this message:
There's no Absolute Finish line for everyone in the race of Life.
Our tracks are different and Durations are different. The only thing We have in common is the Empire.
For instance, One person graduates @ age 20 and struggles for another 5 yrs to get a job;
Another might graduate @ 27 and get a job immediately.
One can marry a Virgin and wait the next decade to have the blessings of children, another lady probably after taking series of pills not to get pregnant after sexing different series of guys in her past becomes A mother almost immediately after 9months of marriage.
A fellow becomes MD @38 and dies @56... Another becomes MD @ 55 and lives to 90...!
What a Life!....life is full of twists, turns , ups and downs with many more surprises and disappointments .. It's up to us to each one of us to prepare patiently , wait , recognize and utilize every opportunity.. We learn on the way.. No one knows it all OR has it BETTER, no one .
There's a reason why we all don't fall or rise at the same time. It's so that when one is down, weak and discouraged , The other who is Strong can encourage and Lift the other person
FamilyRe: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by trolling(m): 4:43pm On May 12, 2013
on point... Personality is the key
babyosisi: Not to boast or anything but before I got married,suitors were pursuing me day and night
People were even going to ask my parents for my hand without my knowledge
I had on occasion been stopped on the road and a woman is toasting me for her son in America grin grin grin
Friends wanted their older brothers to marry me
And I am not particularly a Miss Nigeria but an average looking babe
I didn't set out to attract suitors ,I was just being myself
And after I got marriage I have had people meet me and ask if I had a younger sister


@ the poster,your personality will attract people to you
Your personality will make people want to introduce you to people
You need to be friendly and pleasant in your disposition
Smile at people and don't be stuck up
You will be approachable when you appear friendly,you can never go wrong with a friendly attitude,it will open other doors for you too.

I am married today but I know without a doubt that if I were to be single at this moment,I would remarry in a flash if I wanted to
You are either repelling the good guys unknowingly or you don't even recognize them when they come.
FamilyRe: Update; I Am 31 And getting married soon by trolling(m): 4:29pm On May 12, 2013
What supposed ego do they have..don't put them on a pedestal... Love your comments tho
Dreamflyin: Frankly, u wouldn't get a hussy at a club(night clubs i guess).
There are a whole lot of gud dudes around u, but maybe ur attitude is scaring all n sundry away. Chek thineself!

Ur confidence may pass for pride.
Good dress sense maybe ostentious dressing, etc etc.
This is Africa, n in Africa, a lady wit an ego more dan a dude is a no no, unless u ar really lucky 2 get a very liberal minded African( i'm yet to see one, nt withstandin many havin education n born in western nations).

Best of LUCK(cos u need lots of it).
CelebritiesRe: Uche Ogbodo's New Red Hair by trolling(m): 4:02pm On May 12, 2013
Logs in didn't care to look...spits on thread smh.. Exits
Christianity EtcRe: Where Are All The Real Pastors? by trolling(m): 6:29pm On May 11, 2013
All the real pastor are hidden... The kingdom of Elohim is like a treasure hidden in a field but we see whorehouses on every corner just like ashawo
RomanceRe: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by trolling(m): 9:36am On May 10, 2013
smartg :
I love the fact that you a very honest personand that you re so proud of your girl. Your girl is beautiful but i hope she also has Good character, because all this your boasting abt her beauty will be in vain if she does not have good character: CHARACTER is the beauty of a woman and MONEY is the beauty of a man.
u talk true
Nairaland GeneralRe: Concerning The Controversial "New" Rules Of Nairaland by trolling(m): 9:44am On May 09, 2013
all of una dey talk about free speech and all that...the time comes when una no go fit post for internet sef or oppose those that be in power ,you will do as you are told or face the wrath of the king and his army,seun is just giving u a taste if it grin
LiteratureRe: <<<The Tri-Paternal Son>>> by trolling(m): 9:04am On May 09, 2013
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RomanceRe: Best Gift you can Give To A Rich Girl? by trolling(m): 8:39am On May 09, 2013
kulyie: i wonder what makes you think the most important thing a lady wants is sex.why dont you give her anything you can afford,if she loves you,she'll appreciate it.sometimes little things given from the heart matters.not necessarily the most expensive things.if i were in your lady's shoes.a thing simple as wine,a drawing of me,like an art work mean much more than something so expensive and please erase it from your mind that every girl wants sex.jeez.msheww
true dat expensive gift comes in littls packages
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Cooking Spaghetti & Rice At Home (Pictures) by trolling(m): 8:35am On May 09, 2013
booqee: foolish woman. She just succeeded in making a fool of her self. Common spaghetti..mixed with rice for dat matter. Starch plus more starch. She coulda gotten more respect if she sat on a low stool making fufu..Or pounding yam or even making any of those native calabar soup. Yeye!
na real yeye
Nairaland GeneralRe: Concerning The Controversial "New" Rules Of Nairaland by trolling(m): 7:44am On May 09, 2013
but he be like seun dey fear bokoharam ppl huh

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