Nogodye:
Investing on human being is a great asset...Make someone happy

LadyGuinivere:

You will Be denied.
Make we bet? No be curse. Na fact. Promoted ko. Promoted ni. If NanaF all the way from Ghana remembered your story, you think the embassy cannot smell your fake documents a mile off.
You were promoted from 18k to 180k in a month and they want to send you for a vacation because you are Joseph that saved Egypt from Famine?
Nonsense and Ingridents

Bitterleafsoup:
He should upgrade his dead and decayed career.

LadyGuinivere:
Haaaaa. This matter ko easy rara again o!
My friend that has had plenty visas and was in the last government dispensation and travelled a bazillion times was refused o!
Called in for dropbox and kpa! Denied.
Same with like 5 others ladies that also birthed there. Despite paying all the bills.
My advice? If you gave birth, just keep your renewal o! Face Dubai or UK for now

kennygee:
Motitoring spirits.

OmoBendel24:
Nigeria, trying times these are ....

May the labor of our heroes past, and our labor not be in vain!

#NotJustHappyThisEvening
#ThisParticularPlateauKillingPainsMeDifferently
#TheMiddleBeltMourns
#SouthSouthSouthEastSlumberNotPlease
#SouthWestDontBorrowSenseYet

Lawlek:
My experience on the US B1/B2 Visa application.

I paid for the visa application sometime in February this year. Myself, my wife and 3 kids. I filled the online forms myself and booked appointment for a datw in March (9:45am) with plans to travel in April.

On the day for the interview, we were turned back due to irregular appointment number. It was only my number that reflected on all other co-applicants appointments. We were told to reschedule in 72 hours.

I did as was told and choose, a date in May and also changed the date of our planned vacation to July.

Fast forward to May. We got to the Lagos office very early in the morning. Paid the usual #500 for parking. We ate our breakfast first and then proceeded to the queue and in we went because everything was alright this time.

After a lady confirmed out appointment etc, we joined the queue for the biometric. Myself, my wife and my 14 year old son. The other 2 children were younger than 14, so no need for biometric. After this, we again joined the queue for the interview proper. It was as if it was the judgment day. We could clear hear other visa applicants confessing before the VO. Some were almost begging, I could hear some lying with a straight face.

We were directed to cubicle 8. The VO was all smile. He was the same guy that did our biometric. The lady (applicant) directly before me was denied. My turn

VO: Good morning, immediately looking at his computer screen
Me: Good morning

VO: You are a .... (My job)?
Me: Yes.

VO: What is ...(a question only my professional colleagues would know).
Me: I defined the term without blinking nor 2nd thought.

VO: How many years have you been in practice of your trade?
Me: 8 years now.

VO: What Company do you work for?
Me: Named the Company sharply.

VO: Tell me about your daily work.
Me: I coincisely narrated my daily assignment.

VO: Hello Ma'am (my wife) where do you work?
My wife: I work with the Lagos State Government.

VO: Where?
My wife: Local Government.

VO: Which local government?
My wife: ... Local government.

VO: What level are you?
My wife: Level 9.

VO: Why are you traveling?
Me: Family Vacation.

VO: Do you know anyone in the US?
Me: No.

VO: Which State are you going in the US?
Me: Miami, Florida.

VO: How long do you intend to stay in the US?
Me: Just 2 weeks.

VO: Do you have any other kids aside from these 3?
Me: No. Just these 3.

VO: Do you guys have travel experiences?
Me: Yes.

VO: Where and where?
Me: UK, Germany, Spain and Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

VO: You madam?
My wpaperKingdom of Saudi Arabia.

VO: Where are the Visas? I can't find them in your international passports?
Me: Yes, they are in our old international passports.

VO: And where are they?
Me: I left them in the car. I was told not to bring them in.

VO: Who told you not to bring them in?

He continued... Reaching for a white paper, he quickly wrote m case number, the date, my surname and marked the portion ...You are requested to provide additional documentation and then he wrote old passport.

VO: Show this document to the security, it will let you out and let you back in. Go and bring your old passports.

Me: OK Sir. Taking fast strides.

Upon my return from the car, with our old passports in hand, I went straight to him, with my family. He carefully went through all my visas and the one on my wife's old passport.

VO: Can I have all the passports back?
Me: Passed it to him sharperly.

He scanned them all again. He then looked up at me.

VO: Congratulations Mr. ..., your visas have been approved, you shall be contacted by the DHL office
Victoria Island in 72 hours via text messages or email to come and pick up your Visas.

Me: Thank you Sir.

It was our first attempt and we received the text messages and email in 72 hours. We have our visas now and the travel plans is in top gear. We booked the hotel.

LadyGuinivere:

Biko, where you live?! 8 people?! All your hood wan run? Make Una arrange crusade, "arresting the visa arresters!" or " My time to move! Visa come forth" Lol

WHERE IS TIGERWOODS?!

Avedonn:
The man acted foolishly. Why burned the house instead of sending the woman away.

Pipedreams:


Nawa o must someone have travel history? These US guys are begining to irritate me. This guy suppose get visa now. Me Don dey fear o. Mine is in 11days. Haba now

Trone:
Hello all, how do I resize picture using a windows phone? Is there a app I can download to that effect? Thanks in anticipation!

abiodunalasa:


@the bolded

That ain't true for me sir

I'm a fresh graduate from University of Ilorin. I finished NYSC last November.
So this is my very first time of applying.
And come what may, it shall be the last.

GenAnsahCinC:
@Abiodun that's me for easy Identification. I will be waiting at the mess for u. @ 1800hrs

None of u should call my number again until Abiodun is done with the assignment I have given him.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
how much? And pls are you still using whatsapp on your phone? I'm using Lumia 920 but 2 days ago whatsapp has stop working,did experience that too

Threebear:

I'm typing ,technically, you type with your hands, but you wouldn't know that cos you're dumb like a blonde .

Threebear:
Don't go broke trying to look rich, ebuka a word is enough for the wise.I don't know how much you earn as a presenter to afford all these outfits, even Davido ,wizzy, p square etc who are far more richer and way more popular so not spend such extravagant amount on outfits.
Your wife's father might be a billionaire but remember it ain't your money.

Anusiemgood:

What is the possibility of those coming to pick up appointment letter without this first screening?

RZArecta:
8k ? That's the problem with these Nokia people, their prices are too ridiculous. It's a network problem sha, but if you can't wait just pay the money