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Politics › Re: Toyota Hiace Recovered From The Paddock Pond In Jos. Photo by troublemakea(m): 12:21am On Oct 03, 2018
Neoteny:
You're all over the map
Makes your story doubly doubtful
hope you've eaten enough cow today
hater of Peace loving Berom people

Politics › Re: Toyota Hiace Recovered From The Paddock Pond In Jos. Photo by troublemakea(m): 12:16am On Oct 03, 2018
FiftyFifty:
Shameless liar. Going to Kano via Riyom? From where? If at all u must lie, can't u for once do it intelligently?
FarahAideed bursted

lmao grin

Politics › Re: Toyota Hiace Recovered From The Paddock Pond In Jos. Photo by troublemakea(m): 12:13am On Oct 03, 2018
sadissbala:
this pond is in the bypass when u are coming to into jos where birom militia use to kill any Muslim that mistakly follows the way and thy will then puch their victims vehicle into the pond.
you're truly a sadist. ....how do you know Berom militia kills every Muslims huh

Myself and my two Muslim friend reside around Riyom and Gada biyu(core Berom settlement) during services why dint Berom youth shoot at us or kill us

truth is these people are peace loving they've just only been pushed to the wall
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Delegates In Benue Native Attires As They Visit Governor Ortom by troublemakea(m): 4:26pm On Oct 02, 2018
Rednaxelot:
Very nice on them.

They may introduce this attire to their fellow "chinkos". If this is achieved, then the materials used in making the attire will be in demand by the chinkos.

The problem is these "chinkos" will make their own version of the material.
Lol grin
Travel › Re: Fire Explosion At Lagos Badagry Expressway .......beside Ojo Military Barracks by troublemakea(m): 7:02am On Oct 02, 2018
Ekitibiased:
Fire ambulance came around........no flames anymore at the moment things are quite calm now. Several tankers still along the road, just beside the military barracks, I really expect the soldiers to take plenty action on this matter
Expected the soilders to take plenty action? Because all soilders are fire proof abi undecided Or they tell you to combat fire you'll need AK-47

see the type of people i share country with o huh
Investment › Re: How Lucrative Is The Transportation Sector?? by troublemakea(m): 7:48pm On Oct 01, 2018
Emusan:
Since you're in PH where there is UBER

Buy correct Toyota Camry around 1.5-2m keep the remaining money in your account (or you can send it to me if you don't want) then register your car with uber and drive it by yourself.

I bet you if you hustle well, you will make nothing less than 50k a week excluding your feeding and fueling. Since you're

Thank me later
Lol grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Hosts Pastor Kumuyi & Wife, Esther Kumuyi In Aso Rock (photos) by troublemakea(m): 6:16pm On Oct 01, 2018
Hotfreeze:
Ask me again
Lol grin
Crime › Re: Unrest In Jos, Plateau, Many Killed (Photos) by troublemakea(m): 4:25pm On Oct 01, 2018
jelal07:
f*ck you too. F*ck your entire household. Plateau folks will know no peace for as long they keep up their hatred for innocent people on religious grounds.
Fu*k you to . Bleep your whole generation may your household know no peace as long as you all support the genocide on innocent jos people who are peace loving
Politics › Re: APC Primary: God Punishing Ambode, Wife For Sacking, Evicting Lagos Chaplain by troublemakea(m): 3:36pm On Oct 01, 2018
sarrki:
Please enough of this religious coloration to everything
if it's your headache you had better goan buy sniper and drink it to stupor angry

Politics › Re: APC Primary: God Punishing Ambode, Wife For Sacking, Evicting Lagos Chaplain by troublemakea(m): 3:22pm On Oct 01, 2018
oh yes God's word cannot be mocked. who else believe that's good for Ambode?

Psalms 105:15 said Touch not mine anointed, and do my prophets no harm

one thing is sure the anointing on the man of God's head is worth more than billions of dollars

now these idiots I mean the Ambodee family think they can just humilite the anointed one like that and expect things to go well with them

expect Mrs Ambode to start battling with either Cancer or HBP soon huh Troublemaker says so tongue
Crime › Re: Unrest In Jos, Plateau, Many Killed (Photos) by troublemakea(m):
Bleep independence

Bleep a Nation who's marred in the blood of the innocent

Bleep the lifeless dullard who's their grand patron angry
Crime › Re: Youths Destroying Military Car During Riot In Jos (Photo) by troublemakea(m): 8:43pm On Sep 30, 2018
fmcjunior:
3 students were killed this afternoon around unijos. and I witnessed a soldier getting shot
bro how's the situation in jos right now?
Crime › Re: Youths Destroying Military Car During Riot In Jos (Photo) by troublemakea(m): 8:36pm On Sep 30, 2018
Neoteny:
The same Riyom where fulanis are driving you out to IDP camps and taking over your villages?


And when you take my two arms, should you be so lucky, I guess you're gonna eat them, right? You cannibal.

Very soon we'll drive you lot out of Riyom itself.
don worry your lord n saviour Bullhari is soon outta Aso villa they the Hell is coming on you guys

just wait for it....it's just 5 months by
Crime › Re: Youths Destroying Military Car During Riot In Jos (Photo) by troublemakea(m): 8:32pm On Sep 30, 2018
saaron:
Something to Think about.
Nigerians should be careful with fifth columnist who have been unleashed by buhari's Miyetti allah led terrorist govt to create and spread the "Political Narrative" that Politicians are behind the genocidal activities of fulani herdsmen in Nigeria.

Well, it will interest you to know that Terrorist who are currently occupying middle belt villages are shielded and protected by non other than Nigerian army. Why will Nigerian military under Buhari's APC govt's control give cover and protection to 'Politician Mercenaries' as these fifth columnist want Nigerians to believe? Are the terrorist currently occupying middle belt villages politicians foot soldiers that warrant protection rather than total decimation by the military? Politicians mercenaries so powerful that Buhari's govt through the Military rather protect than confront FIRE FOR FIRE as they want us to believe they are doing against Boko haram? Are the so call 'Politicians' the ones colluding with Buhari's Nigerian army to delay giving orders, looked the other way, and even vacate their duty post (like they did JUST before DAPCHI GIRLS ABDUCTION) when terrorist herdsmen invade, attack and wiped countless number of families and communities in Benue, Taraba and just recently in Plateau state? Think about this. Misinformation, lies and deception such as 'CLIMATE CHANGE, COMMUNAL CLASH, FARMERS HERDERS CLASH, AND POLITICIANS are deceptive tools buhari's govt use to protect murderers responsible for genocide in Nigeria through sponsored media propaganda.

Buhari's terrorist govt will want to led the world believe that no Nigerian territories are under terrorist control. But I say to you that countless number of villages in middle belt are under terrorist occupation and are protected by Nigerian army.
I guess Politicians are the ones given orders to Nigerian soldiers.
please let bastards like Neoteny Quintuple know how it is coz they obviously ignoramus
Crime › Re: Youths Destroying Military Car During Riot In Jos (Photo) by troublemakea(m): 8:29pm On Sep 30, 2018
Boomgist:
Sir,think before u speak.
sorry to say bt u should not have used d word "nonsense"
dont mind the Bastard Neoteny I just wish he could come to Riyom right now so he'd be taught manners how to speak and address issues with sense when two of his arms are gone angry

I really pity this jos people walai
Crime › Re: Youths Destroying Military Car During Riot In Jos (Photo) by troublemakea(m): 8:25pm On Sep 30, 2018
Neoteny:
Nonsense

Why didn't they pursue the fulani into the bushes?
Bastard fool you dont know the military keep patrolling their area to stop reprisal and shoot down anyone with arms... just two days ago 3 protesters were shot down

I pray your family excluding you are killed by fulani before the year ends then you know what it's all about senseless fool angry
Crime › Re: Youths Destroying Military Car During Riot In Jos (Photo) by troublemakea(m): 8:22pm On Sep 30, 2018
Ray97:
A friend of mine paul ojorome a student at unijos was at katako when the unrest started. As of today he is no wer to be found..
OMG.....i'm so sorry bro I pray God help him so safe

you wount see people like Quintuple comment here but let them revenge that when that Idiot would know how to tag them cannibals and also remember they only kill muslims

May God punish you all because I know this berom peaceful people have really suffered and they'd been pushed to the wall so what do you Quintuple expect them to do? sit and watch them continue killed huh
Crime › Re: Policeman Attempts Stabbing Driver Who Slapped Him by troublemakea(m): 1:44pm On Sep 30, 2018
licenced criminal holding a gun

anybody watched an American movie when a civilian tries to argue or attack a cop? they neutralize you with professionalism

But here the opposite opposite is the case angry
Travel › Re: A US F-35 Jet Fighter Crashes For The First Time,Pilot Ejects Safely by troublemakea(m): 6:39am On Sep 30, 2018
simi4me:
If $11.5bn can get 141 of those jets, then I believe Nigerian military can buy at least 20 of those. Why are we still using outdated aircraft then?
becos the US would not sell to us and wount even allow us buy else where
Travel › Re: A US F-35 Jet Fighter Crashes For The First Time,Pilot Ejects Safely by troublemakea(m): 6:34am On Sep 30, 2018
meromero11:
They can be picked up but it will be when they too close and too late for the Russian air defences to react effectively. However, whatever could warrant such an attack on Russia has to be for absolute kill otherwise the Russians will respond with a retaliatory nuclear strike of the greatest impact.
you think they'd just reply with a nuclear strike immediately just like that?

you're wrong bruh
Travel › Re: A US F-35 Jet Fighter Crashes For The First Time,Pilot Ejects Safely by troublemakea(m): 6:32am On Sep 30, 2018
MajorJeffery:
The two jets collided so the possibility of the impact affecting one of the pilot's capabilities is there.
This case is different and military pilots are authorized to eject when all attempts to recover control of their jets fail so this guy simply followed procedure. Truth is that since the time of Obama, most of the military jets are dormant and that made them develop faults easily.
I love guys who replies Questions with maturity n with sense

God blesss you bro
Travel › Re: A US F-35 Jet Fighter Crashes For The First Time,Pilot Ejects Safely by troublemakea(m): 6:29am On Sep 30, 2018
PHILipu1:
. Russia radar will not be able to even pick them up talk more of firing missile.
Can you fire missile on something your radar can not pick?
This are stealth war planes
dont mind the boy Zoharariel jare
what does he know? ignorance at its peak
lazy gworo chewing yoot undecided
Politics › Re: Labour Yields To Fg’s Pressure, May Call Off Strike Monday by troublemakea(m): 6:17am On Sep 30, 2018
Toothless bull dog at it again undecided
Properties › Re: Pls What Can Cause This (pics) by troublemakea(m): 8:12pm On Sep 29, 2018
the shoe probably wants freedom by all means grin grin

anyway something tells me the witchcraft network in that area especially ur house is on a 5G activation cool
Education › Re: Professor AAA Atayero And Olga Atayero, His Wife Vacation Pictures by troublemakea(m): 8:09pm On Sep 29, 2018
generationz:
all these oyinbo women wee just be stealing our cute educated guys.
you to goan steal an educated cute white guy

Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Departs New York For Abuja by troublemakea(m): 6:36pm On Sep 29, 2018
but wait....is it not possible america send an untraceable missile to blow that plane down huh
Celebrities › Re: Textbook Describes An Old Photo Of Don Jazzy And The Mohits Crew As Cultists by troublemakea(m): 6:34pm On Sep 29, 2018
even now nko? Marvin is a confraternity group

I just pity that korede bello who joined them all coz of I want to shine

As for rekardo banks abi is it power bank he can go to hell for all I care with his boring sleeping pills songs undecided
Travel › Re: Bus Accident In Lekki (PHOTOS) by troublemakea(m): 6:30pm On Sep 29, 2018
Rip to the dead embarassed

no good news in Nigeria just death death death nawa o undecided
Crime › Re: Victims Killed By Suspected Fulani People In Plateau Buried Amidst Tears(photos) by troublemakea(m): 10:59pm On Sep 28, 2018
where's that Cow parading himself as Quintuple huh

Now look at those pictures.....I hope it have given you the joy you'd needed huh

I wish God could include their blood on your head huh
Politics › Re: Crisis: Tension In Jos, Many Killed by troublemakea(m): 10:54pm On Sep 28, 2018
Quintuple:
Get out of my mention you mothafucka, wait and see how the blood sucking demons of berom dynasty will attack innocent people.
How about them attacking only their attackers and leaving all others free?
Hell no, they wont do that, they love shedding blood especoally the blood of the harmless and armless.
I am going to the twitter and fb to raise awareness and advise people not to drive through Jos-Abuja route.
Pls tell us how many lives have you taken and how many you intend to take in the near future. I can see blood written all over you. Mr Vampire.
I am done with you. Dont ever mention me again.
In case you do expect black out.
you can fucking do all what you can I dont care it doesn't stop Berom people from being peaceful

if your this bold why not come say all this shit at Berom community if you'd wount be dinning with your fathers before mid night.

Stop the hate against peace loving Berom people you this beast of no origin

why were you silent on that thread where they asked people to be peaceful and helped the fulani search for their last one. why were you silent simpleton huh

as long as I live i'd keep countering your hate syndrome on Berom peacefuls' until you repent
Crime › Re: Crisis In Jos by troublemakea(m): 9:36pm On Sep 28, 2018
KellyBerry:
The crisis in Jos has escalated beyond imagination. There has being attacks in several area in Jos and it's environs. A neighbor was caught in the cross fire and he loose his life in the process.
any reprisal? anyway i trust Berom people to fight back
Romance › Re: Should I Just Place A Curse On This Lady Already? by troublemakea(m): 9:33pm On Sep 28, 2018
IntrovertedK:
There was this tenant who happened to be classless olosho, anyway it wasn't her fault.. Very poor family, she's bn raised by mother alone with about two or three siblings or so in one of the towns in Ondo state.. According to stories, heard her dad was kinda rich buh family problem tore them apart and the mother had to fend for her child all alone bla bla bla..

So it happened that they rented one of the rooms in the BQ and paying bills is even wahala. She became a street dog just to eat and her mother stay some miles away in some village farming and at the same time teaching some village pupils. So the girl was leaving alone and doing her runs, who even cares what she does? We seems to be about same age or lemme say age group so i happen to be the only one that joke and play alot with her in my family and also a friend of mine from the other house too and sometimes whe she won't hoe around, we all stay together in her room talking, gisting and all till midnight or more sometimes, buh never slept in her room.

Mind you i was in my finals in High school and i was very very young (about 15) and naive prolly because of my upbringing cuz i remember some of my mates then were already getting laid and they talk about it all the time buh the kinda home i hail from, you can't even have the thought self not to talk of the reality.. So i knew nothing about sex.

There was a day this lady i and the other friend with one of our other friends were discussing in her room and she hokingly told them all she has seen my p*nis couple of times and they all mock and make fun of me saying of things about how useless my p*nis was.. I didn't care of course cuz i was just a small boy who only listen to mummy, no visitor, yes none at all.

I was in our living room one night watching movie and the movie was just too boring, so i left for the boys quarter to the ladys' room, one knock and she opened like she was expecting me before.. Immediately i got there, we started our roughplay as usual (we play alot, like maybe fighting/strugling for things and all so we have body contacts like almost everytime) and before we know what's up, we were already on top of each other.. It wasn't new though buh her reaction and the way she held me that day, i felt things and i immediately stopped playing and i was acting all serious like let's talk something else. So i sat on her bed next to her and there she goes again mocking my p*nis wetin kuku concern me, i just dey laugh and all of a sudden she pushed me, i was down there and she climbed on me, i thought it's another play she just learnt fa buh i was wrong, she said she wants to see the p*nis again and there she goes, her hand is already in my short pant.. I havealways bn a skinny scary guy and she sure have the advantage over me anytime anyday.. I didn't resrict though known that i can't win her.. I just let her have her way, she pull it out and before i know what's up she was pulling her trousers off, i kuku no say anything, i was a naive kid, i didn't even know what will happen. Lol.. We were just playing as usual to me, i was very stupid fa.. Long story short, she put my tiny broom in her cup buh surely i didn't restrict.. It wasn't even up to 5 mins self, i felt force just left me and immediately she stood up and without saying a word, i just left and went back to my boring movie.
continue na lol loving this

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