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Celebrities / Re: Bella Shmurda Responds After LASU Begged Him To Return To The School by troublemakea(m): 4:51pm On Feb 01, 2022
Adeoyelee:

Bro no vex o, so shay na because him no get degree come kill am cry
Go read the guy's comment and the one I made, it's self explanatory
Career / Re: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by troublemakea(m): 3:16pm On Feb 01, 2022
Dskillful:
If you like have Msc if u don't go to NDA as a cadet and passout as a 2nd Lt, you will passout as a Pte Soldier if you go to DEPOT irrespective of your academic qualifications.

Chilax chief, ever heard of DSSC or SSC Bfr??

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Career / Re: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by troublemakea(m): 3:13pm On Feb 01, 2022
nextBIGthing:
Chief of Army staff if you get long leg and army cabals

grin grin
Career / Re: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by troublemakea(m): 3:12pm On Feb 01, 2022
Mercilessmessi:
Pls, what rank can I attain if I join the Nigerian Navy with a second class upper in Bachelor of Agric in d university.

Lmao I doubt ur qualification is needed in the Navy but with God's help together with a strong connection you might get to become a sub-lieutenant
Career / Re: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by troublemakea(m): 3:10pm On Feb 01, 2022
Teju07:
Please if I apply for Navy with a BSc/HND result, that's if I apply as a graduate will I be a......

Recruit or non Recruit?

Nd I hope I will be a commissioned officer?

Pls I need a reply?

Yes a commissioned officer but if you no get connect from the rank of a commander or Naval Captain, dead that dream comrade
Career / Re: What Rank Would An ND2 Certificate Holder Occupy In The Nigerian Army? by troublemakea(m): 3:07pm On Feb 01, 2022
Tenifayo23:

My sincere advice to you or your friend, tell him to hold on and finish his education first before thinking of joining the military.

He'll be wasting his time if he don't know anyone from the rank of a Colonel personally
Celebrities / Re: Bella Shmurda Responds After LASU Begged Him To Return To The School by troublemakea(m): 3:04pm On Feb 01, 2022
Kittex7:
Nonsense comment Ever
Yes I expected nothing else from a Dumbass like you
Celebrities / Re: Bella Shmurda Responds After LASU Begged Him To Return To The School by troublemakea(m): 3:01pm On Feb 01, 2022
Calicoe:
What good would a degree be to him when he's made for life?

Same way slim Joe felt when he thought his name in every Nigerian mouth means he's made for life and after 10, 15years died cuz he couldn't even afford the penny needed to treat himself

Money, money money that's what y'all think is needed most in life, reason why most of y'all don't even get to have the money las las

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Politics / Re: 2023: Osinbajo’s Support Base Swells Despite Silence by troublemakea(m): 7:07pm On Jan 31, 2022
wordproof:
Unfortunately Aso zock is slowly turning to retirement home for old and ailing kleptos and tribalistic sadists.

On what basis are we even entertaining Osibanjo as an option for 2023?...a Pastor that couldn't say a word when Fulani herdsman wia rampaging and ransacking his hometown, he disappeared when Nigerian youth were massacred at Lekki Toll gate at the command of his drug Lord Godfather, a man with a portfolio of negligence, have we suddenly developed incurable amnesia to repeat the mistake of 2015?

What happened to pple like Akinwuni Adeshina, Chris Ngige or even Rotimi Amechi who we know can do a million times better than these abominations.

Nigga you're pointless

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Health / Re: Why Are People Still Smoking After Reading This? (Pictures) by troublemakea(m): 3:52pm On Jan 31, 2022
aspabay:
They will always bring the great man Tinubu into everything.


Useless mofos.

Tinubu is greater than all your forefathers put together.

how bout for ur forefathers all together??
Health / Re: Why Are People Still Smoking After Reading This? (Pictures) by troublemakea(m): 3:49pm On Jan 31, 2022
obembet:
DispatcherLagos star boy Yemi osinbajo Tinubu is your next president. So go and kill yourself. Your hatred towards Yoruba will make me rethink about Tinubu self. I see anyone vote for Tinubu as fool cos of age and health. But it seems you people just hate him for something else.

Phone/Internet Market / Re: SOLD OUT! Umidigi A7 Pro 4/64GB... Brand New Open Box... 38K by troublemakea(m): 12:24pm On Jan 30, 2022
lilachiever:


Phones will be available then, but you can only get the A9 Pro.


A7 Pro is no longer in production

I'm surprised tho cuz they started production 2020. anyways how much is it then??
Phone/Internet Market / Re: SOLD OUT! Umidigi A7 Pro 4/64GB... Brand New Open Box... 38K by troublemakea(m): 7:12am On Jan 30, 2022
lilachiever:
Umidigi A7 Pro
4/64GB
4150 mAh battery
Brand New Open Box
38K Firm (Not Negotiable)
9 pieces left in stock


WhatsApp/Call: 09017205047
Lagos

Boss when are you getting another delivery?? I intend getting one first week in March. 64gb space to be precise
Investment / Re: The Scam In The Crypto World by troublemakea(m): 12:08am On Jun 23, 2021
nagidarabani:




The post is a scam itself... don't miss future because of post like this

People that fear like this never make it incrypto...
so we should go an buy coins that have already blow to 30k$ when we can invest small money on those coins he called shitcois and we can make millions?

How can this guy even dare mention safmoon and Feg in his analysis?

FUD FUD FUD FUD FUD

FOLLOW this kind of post you will never make money in crypto


which sector of the world economy is there no scam?

Oil there is scam

gold there is scam

forex there is scam
politics is scam

everwhere this common

am shocked Admin approved such lame article

lol well in my little knowledge bout crypto which is a lil solid coins like FEG or Shiba /safemoon can not get to $1 like most folks anticipate. the highest is 0.0003 there bout but not less than 2-3 zeros will proceed a figure so it's best to sell when you gain some profit. and for the records these are investment :- Xlm, ripples, cordano, Btt
and these are let's use the word luck coins :- FEG, Shiba inu, Pitbull, Safemars, Safebtc etc
Investment / Re: The Scam In The Crypto World by troublemakea(m): 12:01am On Jun 23, 2021
juniorstar:
Yes a lot of scam exists in the crypto space but those things called shitcoins some of them have potentials and the best time to buy is in their early stage when there arent many holders cos some can go up as much as 10000% now that's 100× the money you invested if you bought 5dollars worth that's 500dollars from just 5dollars all you have to do is buy and hold some wont make it but the ones that do can make you some money in the medium/ long term. There are a number of shitcoins that you must have not a financial advise though and some go for 1000naira for 1000000000000 if you are interested in these shit coins that have potentials slide into my dm 07054504442. Let me show you 3-4 shicoins with potentials. Personally I prefer those ones with a clear plan with a definite timeline. And those that plan on getting an exchange in the future. Those ones a going to be hot cakes cos their coin will have utility

you can just say it Here...anyways lemme help them. the 3-4 coins are
FEG
Pitbull
Safemoon
Romance / I Get Depressed & Feel Weak Anytime I Want To Read - advice needed by troublemakea(m): 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2021
I'll go straight to the point by saying it has not been easy for me since 100level but I just had to keep pushing thr and now I'm in the final year of my course of study and lately my depressed and sad state has increased so much I hardly laugh and if I do it's just sheeply and most of my course mate have noticed by asking why I've been drying(growing thin) and looking pale lately but I just smile and tell em I'm fine. so now we bout starting exams and I can't read three lines without getting lost in thought that would eventually make me weak and loose interest in reading cuz it's not entering my head. I think bout how life have been to me over the years, nothing seem working, how I wish to involve myself in something legal that brings cash even if it's 1-2k daily but the idea is not forth coming and guys I meet for help n ideas are just like if they let out the secret or link they might fall sick or something, how I'll finish school n what's the next esp in this our clime where the sequence of people you gotta know is long.

In the recently concluded June 12 protest, I came out hoping for the worse to happen to me even if I got shot no problem and hoping the protest was really the one with such magnitude but it looks like we were few who's tired bout how things are tough & not working in the country with no respite soon in view. ion know but I'm psychologically and emotionally at my worse state. pls guys tell me something good to cheer me up and if there's really any advice for me pls spare me some. I'm really down embarassed

mynd44 lalasticlala
Romance / Re: Girls Generally Including My GF Has Been Irritating Me And I Don't Know Why by troublemakea(m): 5:48pm On Jun 19, 2021
Ynix:


Just write her to offer a sack letter or tell her to tender a resignation letter because someone has replaced her in her duties.
Anyways take my advice in case you marry the oyinbo, no sign prenuptial oh so that you will not be eboued

This is not a relationship advice but if it were me o. one only needs ur time the other needs time, money and may probably cheat on you las las if one yahoo guy hol am.

if I be OP I go put leg for place wey pay me pass. cuz if he leave her for him 9ja babe I no wan know him go cry las las
Politics / Re: Breaking News - Bandits Kill 30 In Fresh Attack On Zamfara Communities by troublemakea(m): 9:52pm On Jun 08, 2021
Kandeed:
Going by the News we read on Nairaland aside the ones we don't hear of, Between Sunday and now about 100Nigerians have been killed due to insecurity in the space of just three days, how many more have to die before we rise up to our oppressors. Why you should join the June 12 protest

#Bandit don dey attack Power staff at Kanji, no Light and no solution in sight
#Petrol don cost you'll spend more on fuel now than ever before
#Garri the last hope of the common man and students especially don dey nak 1k
#If you have all the money to buy food, sooner than later it'll be scarse to buy with ur money cuz farmers cannot go to farm
#If you're kidnapped and can't boast of 100k ur well wishers will be forced to cough out 5m atleast
#They'll still rob you in 2023 if ur among those waiting
#The probability of these Evil folks leaving power in 2023 is 20:80. even the 20% is not sure
#If your fear is taking the best part of you well over to you, enjoy the long ride of hardship and oppression
#But, June 12 should not meet you at home, let ur voice be heard

My neighbor was kidnapped last week till now bros the family still dey find the 4million wey the kidnappers dey ask for, imagine family wey dey manage at it. they carry report give police, police on the other hand just dey use them play come back tomorrow, come back tomorrow. Food price just dey increase every bleeping day. the way I been dey frustrated this days ehn I swear nothing dey stop me from joining this protest if dem go kill me sef e go better I die seeking for a better life than dying in my room
Business / Re: So Confused. Advice Needed by troublemakea(m): 9:59pm On Mar 16, 2021
emalek86:
I don't know if this can get to front page . But I will need an advise. I have 22 million naira cash.. I already have a car and a rented apartment. I stay in delta.now this is my dilemma. I have 3 things I want to do. But I want help choosing the right one. To relocate to either Canada or UK or to start schooling at the University level or to start up a business and I need help with business idea. If need be. Please help me post this. I don't want to squander the money and regret this golden opportunity.

Cc mynd44

People like me need just 1m and I'll never go broke again in life and Infact multiply it to hundreds or nearly in 3years type

But las las Life no balance tru tru. person with idea no get money, person with money no get idea

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Romance / Re: How Masturbation Turned My Life Upside Down by troublemakea(m): 9:46pm On Feb 08, 2021
justli:


I'll try and tell you exactly how I overcame masturbation. If you pay attention carefully, it will work for you. Pls read carefully.

For close to a decade, 9 years to be precise, I indulged this devastating habit. Nothing I didn't do to overcome it, or more accurately, I did everything but what I should.

The reason we stay with this addiction is because you fight. You fast, you cast and bind, you set calendar, you Mark and celebrate successes of abstinence... These all set you up for failure. Your craving heightens being that you are deprived.

Without dragging this too much, I'll tell you what worked for me and I believed, with little variations, it's the only thing that works.

First, I stopped fighting. I came to the conclusion that I was helpless as far as masturbating was concerned. I didn't blame myself. I accepted this as my fallen and weak nature.

But one thing was still clear: yes, I masturbate because of my weak and sinful nature, by no means my fault, but if I die in this sinful nature, I am doomed.

Second thing I did...
One day I was home and had the urge... I let out a prayer of absolute surrender:

I simply said, " God, you know if you want you can heal me of this sickness". It was that simple

You might not believe, you might never understand the depth of God's powers. From that moment, days passed, weeks passed and months...it was an absolute miracle.
It wasn't will power. It wasn't my doing. It wasn't effort. It was God redeeming a broken servant that accepted helplessness.

The next time I'd accidentally see porn flash, it was repulsive and I immediately looked away...I was healed. My default factory setting was restored.

Third thing you must know:
He who the son sets free, is free indeed. But when the son frees you, you must be wise enough to avoid tempting yourself.
Sometime ago, my friend was watching pirate movie full of sex scenes...he urged me to watch...I bluntly told him I'm guiding my sanity. I don't want to tempt the devil because I've realized the powerlessness of my willpower.

God will see your heart and he will heal you. But you have to let him. Stop hurting, it's the devil's way of ensnaring you even deeper.

We are all sinners. Make peace with that. Now ask the son to do heal you because you are helpless...wait for the miracle.

Thanks brother I hope to keep reading y'all comment time to time and I'm sure I'd get just the motivations I need
Romance / Re: How Masturbation Turned My Life Upside Down by troublemakea(m): 9:45pm On Feb 08, 2021
Thattallgirl:
You're just stressing yourself. Read and understand the write-up below cos truth be told, u can't get rid of that temptation on your own by reading 5 chapters of Bible in a day or by fasting and praying 100 times a day. Jesus wants you to believe and rest in Him, in His finished work at the cross:


Therefore there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.
Romans 8:1, NASB

Today, I want to talk about how you can have a victorious thought life. My friend, the solution to temptations, sinful desires and thoughts is found in the very first verse of Romans 8: “Therefore there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.” (By the way, some Bible translations, like the New King James Version, go on to say “who do not walk according to the flesh, but according to the Spirit.” This was added by the later Bible translators. In the oldest manuscripts of the New Testament available today, the Greek simply states, “There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.”)

You may experience temptations and sinful thoughts from time to time, but right in the midst of that temptation, you need to know this: There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. Notice that this verse is in the present tense. Right now, even if at this very moment, sinful thoughts are going through your mind, there is no condemnation because you are IN CHRIST JESUS! Are we then to sit still and entertain those sinful thoughts? Of course not.

Sin cannot take root in a person who is full of the consciousness that he is righteous in Christ. You cannot stop birds from flying over your head, but you can certainly stop a bird from building a nest on your head. In the same way, you cannot stop temptations, sinful thoughts and desires from passing through your mind, but you can certainly stop yourself from acting on these temptations, sinful thoughts and desires. How? By confessing at the very moment of temptation that you are the righteousness of God in Christ Jesus!

The power of Jesus to overcome every temptation kicks in when you remain conscious that even at the point of temptation, Jesus is still with you and that you are righteous in Him apart from your works (Romans 4:6)! When you do that, you reject the condemnation for the temptation that you faced. You now have the power of Christ to rise above your temptation and to rest in your righteous identity in Christ apart from your works. That, beloved, is the overcoming life in Christ!

I see this as a motivation but please sister as much as it sounds nearly impossible but please always include me in ur daily prayers Jesusjnr2020 you to please. the fact that I'm finding it hard to break free from this act and that I'm almost bout dropping outta Uni is rather killing me slowly. my name is Zion pls bro n sis put me in prayers and I believe when two or three are joined in faith there's nothing God cannot do I want to believe.
Romance / Re: How Masturbation Turned My Life Upside Down by troublemakea(m): 9:38pm On Feb 08, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
See bro, that you aren't there yet doesn't mean you're making progress. That you had a setback doesn't mean nothing has changed. You have to keep at it. Keep striving til it becomes a thing of the past. Do not expect that just because you fasted for a few days that it would just leave you forever like that. Fasting is similar to prayer as Jesus said we ought to pray always and not to faint. It's a spiritual exercise which helps to keeps you spiritually fit. And as you know with exercises, when you stop doing them, you begin to lose (spiritual) fitness, and you should know already that the flesh is weak.

So fast as regularly as you could until you get to the point where your spirit has gained more control over your inclinations than your flesh. There's a point you'd even get to where such things would no longer move you anymore or to that point. Even if you come across such things accidentally, you'd still be able to control yourself and leave there without much difficulty because your spirit has more control over your inclinations.

As I told you, it shouldn't just be about leaving masturbation, but getting closer to God and becoming all He wants you to be. So you should also study His Word and learn what He requires of you and do them. I'd recommend the teachings of Jesus to you. Keep those Words and you'd surely become an overcomer of temptations as Jesus was.

God bless.

God bless you to bro.....this was really helpful

I guess I'd keep coming to check this message over n over again for motivation
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: It Is Deceitful To Think Bandits Will Embrace Dialogue by troublemakea(m): 9:34pm On Feb 08, 2021
Y'all that sleeps happy, wake up worryless and go bout the day expecting the best outta the day each passing day. How do you all do it??

at this point I'm opened to learnings and teaching

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Family / Re: So many have been strong for too long (Picture) by troublemakea(m): 7:01pm On Feb 08, 2021
Immarocks:


glad to know you feel better...how's your mum's health.may God heal her

she's been a lil better now thanks xoxo much for ur concern immarocks I'm really grateful. I really is tbh

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Romance / Re: How Masturbation Turned My Life Upside Down by troublemakea(m): 4:04pm On Feb 08, 2021
Please guys help me Bunminikan jesusjnr2020 yada01 thattallgirl justli Nuttella monben (I'm sorry I didn't reply ur comments that day, the mentions I had that day was much couldn't read it all plus I've been off Nairaland for bout a week now I'm sorry) I... really don't know just yesterday Sunday I was happy thanking God and sharing to my youth leader how I clocked 4weeks without masturbation and today, OMG I was browsing and that was how this picture flashed I couldn't help it but keep searching on the pornster picture and I just couldn't controlled myself. at first I stopped n prayed asking God to please help me quench this temptation. my brothers n sisters it didn't relieve me like it just couldn't embarassed I masturbated just again my people and I feel really sad right now cuz only me sabi what masturbation take my eyes see. I don't know why or how I could not have controlled my body embarassed embarassed

I remembered Kingrefreshed and omobaba1759 saying I shouldn't rejoice yet that the masturbation spirit is stubborn and just like they've said it's true and now I feel the urge just again. please guys help save this soul from destruction and devil's manipulation please.

I'm thinking of fasting but again all the fast I've been doing these days looks like it has not worked when I needed it the most today please help me guys embarassed
Family / Re: So many have been strong for too long (Picture) by troublemakea(m): 10:59am On Feb 05, 2021
Immarocks:
I have felt this way since the company where I work asked some of us to hold on almost a year now due to corona virus pandemic...after 3yrs am back home nothing to show,mum and dad are beginning to give me the stare.i feel miserable not been able to help financially in the house ... ..I wake up every day with tears in my eyes and thought of ending it all since nothing is working out.there is really no balance this life ....but OP YOU ARE NOT ALONE...IF YOU SUCCOME TO THE DARKNESS INSIDE OF YOU..WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU SICK MUM AND SIBLINGS,HOW WILL THEY FARE.OP,THEY NEED YOU,THEY ARE STRONG BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL TOGETHER.THINK OF THEM DONT BREAK THE SUPPORT CHAIN AS THEY SAY.."WHEN THERE IS LIFE,THERE IS HOPE".

Thanks for the words of encouragement and May God help us both life is at all not fair to some of us but we Hope to fall on it's good side soonest.
Family / Re: So many have been strong for too long (Picture) by troublemakea(m): 10:58am On Feb 05, 2021
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Business / Re: Learn How To Make Money From Cryptocurrency Without Investment by troublemakea(m): 7:12am On Feb 05, 2021
Timafee:
Whether you are new to Crypto currencies or you have good knowledge of it, this post is for you. In this free Master Class I would be teaching you how to get Crypto currencies for free without investing a penny. This Master Class would be on WhatsApp

Many people think the only way to own crypto Currencies is to buy them. That is not true. Many Crypto Currencies at their initial phase are gotten for free through either mining, Airdrops or Bounties. When Bitcoin came out, early adopters got it from mining. Today 1 Bitcoin is worth over $35,000. This is also true of Ethereum and many other coins. In our master class you would learn things you need to know about Crypto Currencies and then you would get the most genuine and latest Airdrops and Bounties to participate in.

WHAT WOULD YOU NEED FOR THIS TRAINING?
1. A WhatsApp enabled phone or laptop
2. Internet Data
3. Your time and attention

WHAT WOULD YOU GAIN FROM THIS TRAINING?
1. You would learn how to get free crpto currencies worth money by completing some minor tasks
2. You would learn how to buy and sell Crypto Currencies
3. You would be part of a strong crypto community that keeps you informed of the latest opportunities in the crypto Space.

HOW CAN YOU JOIN?

drop your WhatsApp number and you will be added to our WhatsApp Group. After being added to our WhatsApp group, you can delete your number from this thread if you want.

N.B: This tutorial is free.

For now, we only need 100 people in our group. So once we get 100 people we would stop taking in new entries for now. We may open up admission of more persons at a later time.
Family / Re: So many have been strong for too long (Picture) by troublemakea(m): 9:28pm On Feb 04, 2021
If I've succumbed to every advice said today that I cannot tell yet but if I got to do the worse may God's mercy fall on me, may momma pardon me from the depth of her heart and may my siblings be strong and very strong

most importantly may this bottle be kind to me taking me silently n without pain

Family / Re: So many have been strong for too long (Picture) by troublemakea(m): 9:22pm On Feb 04, 2021
Maybe I should have been faster n quick enough I thought but I'm not dead yet and momma's crying like this?? as she held me tight I can't but just can't see my momma in that state even in her sick state mann

Her pastor was proactive and came around scolding me and rebuking me for such act but man say what you gotta say and just lemme the Bleep alone Bfr I could know it mum sister rushed as soon as she can calling my friends n all but is tha what i need?? everyone with one or two encouraging words that tried relieving me abit and hoping those words keep relieving me. This world is bleeped up, Life's useless or maybe some people shouldn't be created to be honest cuz creation isn't right. not everyone would wish to be born. I think god needs to ask us questions if we would love to be born or we wouldn't by then he'd make it more easier for humanity and mankind
Family / Re: So many have been strong for too long (Picture) by troublemakea(m): 9:14pm On Feb 04, 2021
I tried writing as I cried uncontrollably reminiscing bout the good days at school, my friends the funny event I experienced and thought of how the other word is gonna look like. is it gonna be fun? is what we were all thought in Religion true?? I'm bout to find out but I hope I'm lucky I prayed n wished myself. Ion know what happened and how momma got to know I'm home, came to my room and saw my state and she was shocked. why are you doing this she asked crying and holding me telling me sheyb she has always taught us once there's life there's hope?? at this time she seized the bottle from me calling her pastor to come to her aid

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