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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bodies Of The Terrorists Killed In Kenya Riverside Attack (Graphic Photos) by troublemakea(m): 7:10pm On Jan 16, 2019
Pavore9:

Yes
ok bro protection for you n ur household out there
how's it with the Somali refugees?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bodies Of The Terrorists Killed In Kenya Riverside Attack (Graphic Photos) by troublemakea(m): 4:21pm On Jan 16, 2019
Pavore9:


Vehicle they drove to the hotel has an owner and the has been picked. Where they lived before they attacked, established.

oh nice one.....did u stay in Nairobi
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bodies Of The Terrorists Killed In Kenya Riverside Attack (Graphic Photos) by troublemakea(m): 1:32pm On Jan 16, 2019
Pavore9:


Yes. The owner of the car they drove tracked and where they lived before the attack have been cordoned off.

not making sense how? they looked like they were killed at the hotel undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bodies Of The Terrorists Killed In Kenya Riverside Attack (Graphic Photos) by troublemakea(m): 1:29pm On Jan 16, 2019
harrisonford001:
Please remove graphic from your headline! I wish you know seeing dead terrorist bodies give many of us real orgasm! Abeg upload more grin

Lol

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Romance / Re: My Longest Night. The Day She Slept Naked In My Apartment by troublemakea(m): 8:36pm On Jan 15, 2019
pointblank247:
Hmmmmm in MY CASE. THERE IS THIS GIRL THAT HAS BEEN MY FRIEND FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS, SHE WILL ONLY ALLOW ME TO handle HER BOOBS AND JUST TOUCH HER TILL SHE COMES. SO ONE DAY SHE RUSH INTO MY ROOM AND WAS HEY THANK GOD YOU ARE HOME BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND I THINK I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SOME REAL LOVE MAKING. I SAID OK OOOO BEFORE RUSH TO THE BARTHROOM COME OUT SHE TYING JUST WRAPPER AND VERY LOOSLY TOO SO I GOT DOWN FOR THE BISSNESS. AND AS A BREAST MAN I RUSHED TO GRAB A HANDFULL BEFORE STUFFING THE RIGHT ONE INTO MY MOUTH BUT SHUO SOMETIME DOES NOT FEEL RIGHT SO I PAUSED MY LIPS IN FRONT OF THE VERY SWOOLEN MEETING. THE THING FEEL SOFTER THAN IT USED. TO BE. I JUST GOT UP AND LOCK UP MY FACE. TO CUT IT SHOT AT IT HAPPENED THAT SHE WANT TO PIN A FORIEGN PRREGNANCY ON ME......

Foreign? Lmao grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Longest Night. The Day She Slept Naked In My Apartment by troublemakea(m): 8:32pm On Jan 15, 2019
Skengman:

It beats me. Brethren, u need to choose one. From one brother to another, u need to stay woke. Pray that God gives u the Grace to overcome such temptation during and after fasting. Namaste!

That's just it bro.....as for me never will any girl tempt me into destroying my glory, life n future coz of some 5min pleasure.

I can and will abstain from sex of any kind to make me great

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Romance / Re: My Longest Night. The Day She Slept Naked In My Apartment by troublemakea(m): 7:53pm On Jan 15, 2019
kemicalreaction:
Imagine Bill Clinton who finished himself politically because of a woman's G-string grin cheesy grin

that's just few out of the millions not seen or heard it's actually a wrong step fr you bruh esp just recovering from fast. so why even fasting in the first place undecided

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Romance / Re: Karma Is A Bitch And Its Dealing With Me Right Now by troublemakea(m): 7:02pm On Jan 15, 2019
marvin906:




hahahahahaha..
dude just close that chapter.. it's going be hard to get back with her..
you just made me remember a friend of mine I don't know how he does it buh he always knows when a chick is a late bloomer even if they are ugly or straight like play wood he knows and majority Time he's correct..

Lol u still carry ur body come here to
Romance / Re: Karma Is A Bitch And Its Dealing With Me Right Now by troublemakea(m): 7:01pm On Jan 15, 2019
Gaspardd:


Thats another perspective, but bro right now i just want her to be more receptive, become friends and see wia it leads us to, and not acting all mean and replyin my msges with d shortest alphabets possible. Like k or 5n

lol unfortunately ion think she'll ever give you that attention you want because she feels she's a step ahead of you atleast for now

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Romance / Re: My Longest Night. The Day She Slept Naked In My Apartment by troublemakea(m): 5:37pm On Jan 15, 2019
Biafrareform:
I have had some times when I have been presented with some sexual opportunities, but this one seems to me as my longest night and most tempting.

It happened that I am done with school so I moved out from my school area to another area in Ph close to my work place.

So a friend I met in school has always been around. She helped me throughout the cleaning process, helped me to paint the house. Lol, she wore my short and was painting the house with me, swept and mobbed it. It was a lovely sight though.

So I parked in and the following day she came to the house and spent the nite. While we will watching movie, she took off her clothes and was with just pant and bra. Obara Jesus

I refused to be tempted. After some time, babe took off her bra and her massive firm breasts were just looking at me. shocked

I refused to be tempted again. It happened that I am in the week of fasting, so I resisted the temptation and slept off but couldn't stop seeing those oranges in my dream. At a point I noticed her turning and making me to feel her breast.
Got up to to use the toilet and saw her sleeping upward with the nipples telling me, Bro do your worst. OMG

But thanks to God, it was a fasting week, so I overcame it.
But it wasn't easy mehn,my chairman was just hard and the night seems forevever.

Make I just finish this fasting first, she go hear am.

Let's hear your own experience

Lol you know my old granny used to say something. Anytime a lady or a girl tempt you into having sex with her be very careful and be very cautious. Bro of God can open your eyes into seeing the atrocities ladies have caused in the world you'd be shocked.

> Imagine been chased frm a beautiful garden because of a woman

> Imagine a great Samson he couldn't achieve his God given aim because of a woman

> Imagine if Joseph was denied being a prime minister because of woman n pussy

> Lastly, Imagine the great place God has destined you to be n imagine it destroyed or cut short because of some minutes enjoyment undecided

just last week a prophecy came to me a lady will tempt me into sleeping with her and if I fall i'm doomed fr life. hmmm anyway I can't force you to listen to me just my lil piece of advise I hope it goes down well with you

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Romance / Re: Karma Is A Bitch And Its Dealing With Me Right Now by troublemakea(m): 5:23pm On Jan 15, 2019
Gaspardd:
2013 this girl was literally begging me for a relationship but i objected, cuz well i was stupid or whatever, i ran into her recently, O boy this girl is literally on fire. I've been trying to form familiarity but shes been acting mean. Wtf karma?

Lol enjoy it while it's served hot bro grin

jokes apart what assurance hv u got u guys would hv still been together if you had dated

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Travel / Re: Accident Along Patani Expressway In Delta Kills People (Graphic Photos) by troublemakea(m): 1:15pm On Jan 15, 2019
dingbang:
Where are Nigerians rushing to? speed kills for christ sake!

Na dem dey rush us is still reigning in Nigeria grin
Sports / Re: David Wagner Retires As Manager Of Huddersfield Town by troublemakea(m): 12:07pm On Jan 15, 2019
Footstradamus:


Odds against them isn't really much to write home about...bit of a nothing team. They do not belong in the Premier league


it is, atleast to some point atimes the odds given against them with big teams is always abou 1.20 to about 1.50 odd
Sports / Re: David Wagner Retires As Manager Of Huddersfield Town by troublemakea(m): 11:58am On Jan 15, 2019
thank God for hundersfield town club in the life of beters. they serve as bonus odd grin
Car Talk / Re: Have A Look At 30 Most Bizarre Car Accidents by troublemakea(m): 11:52am On Jan 15, 2019
Lol that benz truck got me laughing hard

like how come?

3rd to the last be like I wan sabi swim small grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Sends DM To A Cute Guy She Met Online. See What Happened 1 Year After. by troublemakea(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2019
Wilfredpat22:

They are married. Sit down there in your fathers house till 2030 when we meet at Shiloh

Why wait till we meet at shilo embarassed when we can easily meet at Gwagwalada smiley
Politics / Re: Pictures From PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Jigawa by troublemakea(m): 8:53am On Jan 15, 2019
Bash92:
If you watch the Video, you will hear them shouting Sai Atiku.

are you minding him sarrki is broke he can't afford to watch the video or he ll weep bitterly by today's ending if he does watch it
Politics / Re: Pictures From PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Jigawa by troublemakea(m): 8:51am On Jan 15, 2019
AAA593:
I keep saying it, the glory has Left APC. Even zombies here are not comfortable. They are praying for rigging that will turn Nigeria into problems.
Tb Joshua has declared this Wednesday and next Thursdays for fasting and prayers. People are praying. Christians and Muslims are praying that buhari must go. He's not above God. He's time is up

bless ya bro

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Politics / Re: Pictures From PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Jigawa by troublemakea(m): 8:49am On Jan 15, 2019
delugajackson:

If all liars are going to hell, then it means all APC members are going to hell. Including you, cause that's where you belong.

Bro why? why u just hit sarrki dead on the chest like that embarassed

who else listen to that old fool undecided he decided to make it a 2comment and they both dont even gather up to 50likes while yurs was 245plus likes

I see sarrki with his lord n master Bullhari disgraced this coming month insha allah

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Phones / Re: Dangers Of GB Whatsapp And Why You Should Completely Stop Using It by troublemakea(m): 8:40am On Jan 15, 2019
bigstan11787:
You said the right thing man..great features buh no security..if your version expires just forget it.you lose everytin..just that wr Nigerians we too like flashy things,buh wr should know that flashy things don't last

That's a big lie if my GB what's app expires when i install another I get all my chats back 99.9%

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React As Saraki Dances At Atiku's Campaign In Ekiti & Ondo by troublemakea(m): 11:40pm On Jan 14, 2019
Sammy07:
saraki should do that in kwara.
he'll be stoned to death..

p.s b4 quoting me, I'm in offa, we know what's going on...

oga carry your stupidity comot here is it not same ona ran where most people re rooting for atiku.... keep deceiving urself here that we'll stone him bla bla
Travel / Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by troublemakea(m): 4:36pm On Jan 14, 2019
Starboytwo:
Ehn they should vex go back na....

Foreigner sitting on the floor ...no na dey should wait and a big bed would be delivered shortly

Infact all foreigners are mad....

Inu bimi Ni now... mtcheew

Lol....funny you
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Gets Car Gift After Her Boyfriend Proposed On Her Birthday (photos by troublemakea(m): 3:06pm On Jan 14, 2019
Resener21:

She go still carry her puna go Bleep another guy wey never buy her slippers before

Check my signature to migrate to Canada

oh so you know how to work it down to canada fr pple to succeed and you've not even pass the shores of ur state bfr let alone working it out for yourself

Only foolish Pple will write down your goddamn number let alone calling you

Barao oshi smtin that dont cost up to a million is what ur putting to 2m

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Gets Car Gift After Her Boyfriend Proposed On Her Birthday (photos by troublemakea(m): 2:59pm On Jan 14, 2019
rentAcock:
That's not a brand new car and the background of the first pic reminds me of those gangsta movies we used to watch in the late 90s. 3rd picture looks like bobrisky. He should focus on making more money to relocate to a decent neighbourhood first before buying a used 2007 honda civic for his fiance.

You were so blinded with stupidity, foolishness and bitterness that it engolved you to the extent you are so daft to even see that's not an Honda civil but an Honda accord

what a pity undecided

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Politics / Re: PMB Infrastructure: Modular Refinery In Ogbele, Rivers State Almost Ready. by troublemakea(m): 1:04pm On Jan 14, 2019
funny
Politics / Re: PMB Infrastructure: Modular Refinery In Ogbele, Rivers State Almost Ready. by troublemakea(m): 1:03pm On Jan 14, 2019
Centcanada:
Thunder when day do press up go fire you and your generation with that statement. Next level my foot! Vote this idiots out come 2019 or we all will be I a mess.

Pls help me ask the daft Tetehjewels why showing us when its just 4weeks to election undecided

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Travel / Re: Ghastly Accident Happen Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Picture) by troublemakea(m): 3:53pm On Jan 13, 2019
Orpe7:
Some Nigerians cant just see good road for eye and not try and kill themselves.
Good road and u see some driving 160/180 na craze dey una head.
Some deserve the bad roads if that will male them drive with sense.
Bad tyres, bad breaks yet dem go dey over speed.

Lmao your comment got me laughing hard like a mad man grin grin
Travel / Re: Ghastly Accident Happen Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Picture) by troublemakea(m): 3:48pm On Jan 13, 2019
HsLBroker:
true talk, and they will pack people inside that bus like sardines

Lol
Politics / Re: Army Scholar Preaches To Soldiers With Two AK-47 Rifles By His Side. Photos by troublemakea(m): 3:29pm On Jan 13, 2019
justflow1:
Pls OP put fully loaded Ak 47

Cos if it is not fully loaded, it is as good as not puting anything there

Lol
Politics / Re: Army Scholar Preaches To Soldiers With Two AK-47 Rifles By His Side. Photos by troublemakea(m): 3:12pm On Jan 13, 2019
why must he have not just a rifle, two rifles while preaching about heaven and God are there correlation between the two undecided

Islam and violence in every manner cannot just be separable

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