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Crime › What I Saw In My Dream Tonight by troublemakea(op): 9:41am On May 02, 2018
befor bed yesternight i'd just say a lil prayer and off I closed my eyes and in that dream I was walking thr a bushy path with a friend actually goin for hunting so I saw a narrow tiny path my friend said we should go back it may lead to somewhere dangerous but I insisted that bush meat may be there so he followed me anyway walking a mile low n behold i heard mimics I in eagerness wanting to know what's talking, bro/sis I saw mens/tanks of war and mens distributing ammunition one sighted I n my friend n asked some boys to chase both of us killing us if they can

so I in fear started running in fear praying to God my heart almost relocating to my head, as i ws running I couldn't find my friend again I just kept running n running then I burst out to a tared road omg every house was as silent as a graveyard. I asked god what happening but still I kept running I later burst out to a street omg see dead bodies on the roads blood flowing like some escaped water from a river bank as I was moving further the gun sound s were becoming heavier of a sudden tears began dropping from my eyes. looking to my left I saw a deep wonded man teling me to help but sir I can't if I do we both gonna die so I said to him. couldn't go further I just turned runing back wards I saw armies in trucks shooting up high non stop others riddling every house with bullet.

is this how i'm gonna die I said to my self in great fear called mum but number wasn't going tru called dad same thing. I gotta find my way oh god this killing is to much as I was running busting out to streets luckily i met my pastor with pple rusing to enter his Nissan quest it was over filled I just had to force my way in with the available tiny space with full speed he was driving entering bushes as we were approaching a lonly road oh heavens a mighty river ahead of us with wome wailing JESUS I JUST OPEN MY EYES. it was horrible to behold I woke 4am with my heart beating high like it was real couldn't sleep anymore embarassed

BROTHERS & SISTERS PLEASE LETS PRAY FOR NIGERIA WHAT I SAW WASN'T GOOD. please let's have Nigeria in our daily prayers. thanks for reading to the end
Autos › Re: Non-accidented Toks 2004 Matrix@ An Affordable Price. by troublemakea(m): 8:17am On May 02, 2018
constantt:
Location is Egbeda.
Price is 1.650m
Call or whatsapp 07088412299 / 08165996205.
non accidented abi?
oya give us VIN number

Politics › Re: Why Is It That President Trump Didn't Discuss Or Address The Issues Of Biafra by troublemakea(m): 8:13am On May 02, 2018
Factfinder1:
I was just wondering why the u.s president didn't say or address the issues of Biafra with president buhari despite the soo much love the Igbo's showed to him and the huge connection they claimed they have with president trump

Mynd44 lalasticlala
trump is a business man

kanu is a useless man grin
Travel › Re: ‘Beautiful Nigeria’ Pictures After Trump’s Compliment by troublemakea(m): 8:04am On May 02, 2018
so I ask myself you'll think trump would come to a shithole like he'd called Nigeria? abeg to even do what?

una go wait tire grin mallam don sign everything he needed.

hence that smile on his cheek kiss

Travel › Re: Unidentified Persons Killed In Fatal Accident In Bauchi State. Graphic Photos by troublemakea(m): 8:02am On May 02, 2018
in Hausa land bah?
okay...
Politics › Re: We Can End Herdsmen Killings In Benue – Fulani Group Claims by troublemakea(m): 7:56am On May 02, 2018
who have noticed about a week now....no herdsmen attack in benue

if what i'm hearing is true.....more grace and power to you boys in flushing this animals kiss

two bottles of Heineken to ghana kiss
Career › Re: Lady Sacked Over BBNaija In Asaba, Delta State by troublemakea(m): 7:34am On May 02, 2018
EXLOVER:
Best News this week

i block anybody that post anything concerning BBN on my Facebook and whatsapp, so the boss did the right thing.


Boss of the year


you want to watch BBN at your work place, so that you will go inside the toilet and masturbate your life, while the company progress will be declining
Lol
Politics › Re: Explosion Rocks Adamawa Mosque, Many Feared Dead by troublemakea(m): 7:31am On May 02, 2018
undisputedshay:
I doubt if you've brain,anyway common sense ain't common....instead to be sensitive on issues like dis,you chose to embarrass your generation...smh
okay...
Politics › Re: Mubi, Adamawa Mosque Bomb Blast (Graphic Photos) by troublemakea(m): 7:22pm On May 01, 2018
princechurchill:
High mortality rate=North Terrorism=North High poverty rate=North Religious extremist=North Lack of quality education=North Highest number of beggers=North Pedophiles=North Political Zombies=North Lazy oil parasites=North


Why always Northhuh?
Lol grin
Politics › Re: Businessman Killed In Adamawa Suicide Blast While Holding Prayers.Graphic Photos by troublemakea(m): 7:17pm On May 01, 2018
Mutemenot:
RIF? Is that Rest In Feace?
lool grin that Hausa for you
Politics › Re: Explosion Rocks Adamawa Mosque, Many Feared Dead by troublemakea(m): 3:05pm On May 01, 2018
Throwback:
I don't have a problem if Muslims chose to kill themselves so they can enter paradise.
you're on point bro
Politics › Re: Explosion Rocks Adamawa Mosque, Many Feared Dead by troublemakea(m): 3:01pm On May 01, 2018
shocked

I only care about those whose asses were raised up high bfr the explosion

and oh I learnt after mubi 72virgins are waiting for them up high

Politics › Re: PDP Still Searching For Candidate, 9 Months To Presidential Election by troublemakea(m): 2:37pm On May 01, 2018
Abagworo:
The major advantage Buhari enjoys is support of the world powers especially UK and US. Jonathan conceded defeat because he was under siege and would have been forcefully removed if he rigged 2015 elections but Buhari has the permission to rig and if possible get Western assistance in the rigging process. I'm only being blunt here.
to shock you.
Trump would never support Buhari's re-election and America would never support him to

and you know what? anything US does UK follows suit without argument. so if you support buhari be ready to pack your bags along with him come 2019 grin
Politics › Re: PDP Still Searching For Candidate, 9 Months To Presidential Election by troublemakea(m): 2:25pm On May 01, 2018
Chascop:
Yes, I do.. Since October last year
Madridguy : Are you a doctor

Chascop : Yes I do

Me: ehhh.....please come again

Autos › Re: Well Used 2010 Honda- Even Speed For Sale by troublemakea(m): 11:53am On May 01, 2018
Lazyreporta:
Hello guys, I have this well used 2010 Honda, even speed for sale at N2M.


This is a smart car with 4plugs.


A/C perfect


No fault at all, buy and drive.

Come with your mechanic.

Contact : 07030407370
you really wana sell this car? you had better make it 1.2-1.5m with the word "Negotiable" coz even the plate number of the car shows how long you've used the car

milage nko? no where to be found lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Trump Asked For The Protection Of Both Christians And Muslims In Nigeria by troublemakea(m): 11:03am On May 01, 2018
Empiree:
this nigga should be banned. Seun
you should be banned instead....he said is mind so what your fvcking problem huh
Family › Re: My Husband Films Me During Sex, Leaks Video — Woman by troublemakea(m): 8:09am On May 01, 2018
haywire07:
We came to watch video but no video
Lol grin
Romance › Re: Is 9.5 Minutes Of Sex Too Short? My gf wants to kill me by troublemakea(m): 8:08am On May 01, 2018
JESUSBOIY:
After sex this morning with my girlfriend, she thinks it was a short time.
I am seriously embarrassed since it was our first time and I feel terrible that I can't last more than 9.5mins (I checked the time I started thrusting)cry , tho my doctor strongly disagrees, I still feel bad!

Is 9mins not OK? cry
Are there natural ways I increase latency time at least to 20minutes? Cos I don't want to take drugs . cry
yeah increase your intake of cucumber, yam&oil
Crime › Re: Cultists Arrested After Being Overpowered By Police In Bayelsa State. Photos by troublemakea(m):
they are there disgracing the hardened criminal n your here covering the blocus....

are you alright huh
Politics › Buhari Loves Helicopters- Trump by troublemakea(op): 7:08pm On Apr 30, 2018
buhari loves helicopter(3×) n he's gonna get helicopter loool grin

lol trump nor get chill at all
Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: “why I Will Pay N4.5m Tithe” – Miracle Reveals by troublemakea(m): 5:25pm On Apr 30, 2018
okay we've seen what you hav to say but what is the "why" huh
Crime › Re: Christian Girl Who Disguised Herself In Hijab To Steal, Arrested By Police. PICS by troublemakea(m): 5:18pm On Apr 30, 2018
dfacott:
WE KNOW YOU XTIANS GUYS WILL BE LOOKING FOR ESCAPE ROUTE BUT THERE WILL NOT... THAT THING YOU CALL IS NOT THE USUAL MUSLIM MARK B'COS MUSLIM'S OWN IS ALWAYS R AT THE CENTER OF D FOREHEAD. JUST CHECK AT LEAST FROM ANY 2 PERSON AROUND YOU WILL NOTICE THAT IS PART OF HER HAIR. ALL THE EVIL PAPETRATED BY THE XTIAN IN THE NAME OF ISLAM SHALL BEGIN TO EXPOSE IN THE NAME OF ALLAH AMEEN
and anyone lying against Christians, humiliating them and also killing them may God's wrath fall on them in the mighty name of JESUS CHRIST
Crime › Re: Christian Girl Who Disguised Herself In Hijab To Steal, Arrested By Police. PICS by troublemakea(m): 5:15pm On Apr 30, 2018
Somebodydaddy01:
God bless you and your family and your generation
Amen bro....thanks xoxo bro

I also pray God's abundant blessings abide with you n ur family this days and hence forth. Amen
Politics › Re: NAF Mi-35M Helicopter Gunships From Russia Land In Benue State. Photos by troublemakea(m): 5:04pm On Apr 30, 2018
well I hope US didn't know of this purchase or authorised Nigeria buying it from russia sha
Politics › Re: President Trump's Schedule As Buhari Visits Him Today by troublemakea(m): 4:57pm On Apr 30, 2018
nevilbot:
It's very obvious you don't understand English if u bliv the third party country in trump's tweet was a reference to Nigeria. Let me help u out of your ignorance. The tweet is about a meeting point for d upcoming summit between USA and north Korea and d third party country refers to another country outside of USA or north Korea being used as the meeting point.

Go ask your English teacher for your tuition refund !!
Lmao grin why you do Drnice2 like this now
Crime › Re: Student Who Paid N321k For Iphone X Gets Box Filled With Concrete Instead (photo by troublemakea(m): 4:37pm On Apr 30, 2018
Lol grin

remind me of how mushin guys changed my Ginoee M5 to soap in my pocket embarassed

idon understand till now
Celebrities › Re: Serena Williams Gives Reasons For Marrying A White Man by troublemakea(m): 4:05pm On Apr 30, 2018
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Crime › Re: Christian Girl Who Disguised Herself In Hijab To Steal, Arrested By Police. PICS by troublemakea(m): 4:00pm On Apr 30, 2018
haba this one is a Muslim now...they put that on her neck forcefully

okay if she's a Christian why's she having that head slamming sign on her forehead huh
Politics › Re: President Trump's Schedule As Buhari Visits Him Today by troublemakea(m): 3:55pm On Apr 30, 2018
HegenIkomkeh:
You got it all wrong bro.
He was referring to the meeting with Kim Jon-un,not Buhari.
Follow up on his other tweets and understand properly,don't just dive into conclusion.
don't mind the stark slowpoke Drnice2 huh
Politics › Re: President Trump's Schedule As Buhari Visits Him Today by troublemakea(m): 3:52pm On Apr 30, 2018
Drnice2:
Just accept you are pained by that. Trump for the first time knowing he would meet a Dullard today, stylishly mocked Nigeria. Don't quote again cos you won't get a reply.
it's thrilling to see a slowpoke as buhari. trump dissed Nigeria, he is smart bla bla bla

and yet you wount tell us how. abeg take your stupidity outta here huh

Politics › Re: President Trump's Schedule As Buhari Visits Him Today by troublemakea(m): 3:37pm On Apr 30, 2018
Drnice2:
What is hard there that you can't get in my statement? Read it carefully, then know where am directing the smartness to.
there's nothing smart in what you both are saying. he was only talking about North& south korea. and important countries meeting about it

so tell us what's smart about what he said or just shut the hell up huh

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