Naijasinglegirl:
* We’re always cold The harmattan and rainy season is unfavourable on us. Without much fat on our bones, we’re always shivering no matter the heavy clothes we put on.

* We always get reminded that we’re skinny – People always feel the need to let us know we’re skinny, as if we don’t already know. Like they just HAVE to break the news to us in case we forgot. Our family members are most guilty of that..

* Our pants get baggy midday and in the flap – Sometimes we put on some certain form of clothing but due to the stretching of the fabric, our pants are wide-leg by noon and the flap is stretched in a manner that makes it seems we have a p*ni*.
This makes me sad. How’d my jeans get 2 sizes bigger in 6 hours?? Then we have to wash the pants to get them back tight. And the cycle repeats itself.

* We make terrible cuddle buddies – Lack of meat on our bones make certain joints and parts of us sharp like a knife, like elbows, knees and chins. Have you ever placed your head on his chest and he goes "JESUS CHRIST! You just stabbed me with your cheek bone.”

* Gusts of winds are dangerous – Have you ever had to battle a strong gust of wind that almost swept you into traffic? And then when it's raining, it becomes a struggle to stay standing with an umbrella on a rainy windy day. We have to hold our umbrella with both hands! Unless you find a pole or something heavy to hang on to, our umbrella tends to turns inside out.

* People pick us up to test their strength – Skinny girls get picked up randomly by people who want to see how strong they are. Some guys would no longer go to the gym to carry weight when they have a skinny neighbour next door.

* We can't give blood – We want to do good in the world and give back sometimes. So when we go to donate blood, we often get met with side-eyes from doctors who feel we missed our direction.

* We have to prove to folks that we eat – The assumption that you have an eating disorder, as if looks can diagnose mental health. People ask us countless times “Do you eat?” We feel pressured to clean our plates when we eat with others. When we don’t, people around us say, “This is why you have refused to add weight!.”

* We can’t exercise without being judged – We tell people that we want to start exercising because it's healthy and they look at us up and down as if we are mad.
And then they ask the dreaded question, "Do you want to disappear?"

*Always. Needing. Belt Or our jeans would never fit. We even need belt with leggings.

*Wearing the same size bra you wore in junior secondary school. It's every annoying that we've been wearing the same bra size since JSS2.

*You ALWAYS have to add more holes to your belts. We always need custom made holes in our belts because the last hole is never tight enough!

Sellers at Ikeja under bridge keep harassing us. To come in from 'brrreast and nyash drugs' and those in Yaba harassing us to buy butt pads and foam bra when we walk past.

The conductor of the bus ALWAYS makes us sit on a stool between the driver's seat and first passenger seat because he feels we don’t need a lotta space. By the time we get to our destination, we’ve been assaulted by the hardness of the chair. WICKEDNESS!

*No songs about us. Nigerian musicians never EVER sings songs about how hot skinny girls are. Only how hot curvy girls are.
You'll never hear lyrics like, "I like the way she dey whine her flat nyash. Her agbalumo b00bs dey make my head kolo. I like the way everybody just dey turn as she dey waka with that her tiny laps. Her small waist dey do me strong thing oh. Baby be mine and I go protect you from breeze."

There are COUNTLESS skinny girl problems! Which ones did I miss?



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/every-slim-nigerian-girl-will-relate-problems/

Girl I go bookmark ur blog for this. U made me lmao with those lyrics....still

cold:

Where exactly does god fit into this? Nigerians never skip a beat to inject god into every discourse..sigh

Guy no talk DAT thing oo. Although I get ur point concerning Nigerians and 'attributing God' to everything thereby making mockery of d whole thing, I still believe and know DAT God still plays a huge role to certain successes.

I believe that heaven helps those DAT help themselves. Leicester City worked really hard for this and heaven smiled on them. They were determined and God saw their faith.

OlowoB:


That exactly is the irony of life my dear.....

some of the bad guys end up making it in life than the so called good guys...

The so called dullards in secondary school are now driving jeeps while the extremely smart ones are no where near them...

The ones with first class in Uni are lecturers and collecting stipends while the ones with 2.1 and even 2.2 are collecting millions....

Those ones that have done abortion almost 5 times are married and even given birth while the ones that had sex just once before they got married, no abortion are either still single or married and no child yet....

i can go on and on...... life is a big mystery.

NB: i am in no way justifying bad deeds

Well to an extent u are right. It has to do with individual grace. There are the very bright ones that are very successful and their are the ones that are not.
Some oloshos end up getting married while some others do not. Likewise some good girls do get married while some others do not. So i think its an individual thing.

kolajoo:
Lol. Dubai airport lack of security?

Not really. From recent happenings, I think d search is intensified on those coming in than those leaving.

SultanOfBrunei:
1st of all, I bet my May salary on the names...
let me go and read the article now...

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finished reading the first paragraph, seems there's going to be a winner ... ok, I add N1,500 MTN recharge card to my bet.
.......continues reading ......................

GBAGAAAM!!!

Na now wey I know say true true, many people for nairaland no get work. Smh

HolyHero:
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lol... That is not entirely true oo...
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Yea...I know

HolyHero:
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that kind of mission can only be done effectively by devgru or seal team 6... I mean this guys are so stealthy in their operation that they infiltrated pakistan and attack a building beside an army barrrack and they were not detected... The precision of their strike is unheard of...

Seal Team IV is arguably the most trained and equipped special force team in the world...

If it not seal team VI it can't be like seal team VI


i can only imagine the fear osama would have felt when he saw those navy seals
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Guy American films done colonize ur brain

classicada:
well said
Have been Following this Trend for Years now...finally Signed Up Now..
Welcome to myself

Girl I don't mean to b rude but seriously ur picture just gave me a hard on. Haven't seen an *** dis appealing on Nairaland.

Is DAT really you??

Money is very important and the reason most of us went to school is in order to make money.

After graduation, what one needs is money and not a job. Our focus on getting a job as d only way of making money is d reason y most graduates can't think outside d box.

The world is changing and we shud adapt. Anything worth doing is with doing well... So long as d money is coming in, u are doing well

U mustn't b in a suit and tie for u to claim u are doing well.

And them mumu stand up. Anyway they are forgiven


But if them mumu pay, then I go knw say all of them no well.

U already know y and yet u still asking.

Okk he wants to pray for their salaries to increase

This can't b plastic surgery. Probably a complicated CS. Feel for her

Avalon316:



You are right. Teebillz messed up by going to soçial media to post those trash but tiwa could have ignored.

They could have just come up with the ish that a hacker hacked their account. We've seen this work several times.

But what did she do. She gave a 45 mins interview and buried him. She didn't just kill him. She has buried his career. In a sane country, no one will deal with teebillz - a drug addict. No one will respect him. No one will trust him with money. She did more harm to the marriage and to her career than the junkie,teebillz.

Don't get me wrong,teebillz started the madness but she confirmed it and added more fuel to it.

Oga na Teebillz start am. I'm so disappointed dat a man cud spill such trash abt his wife. Exposing her personal life was a blow below d belt. Moreover, she has been accommodating his rubbish all d while. Bottom line, Teebillz is an irresponsible man.

He didn't care abt d dangers of such utterances to Tiwa's career. So she had to protect her image and career. She did d right thing bro

tellwisdom:
6,000 ...Are you poor??

U wey dey claim rich, kindly ask for his acct details and give him d money.

#UnnecessaryFormingz

If I bliv dis story then i can bliv anything.

Thank God they are both Yoruba's. If not e for turn to tribal war for here.
Name Checkers Association of Nigeria (NCAN)
Port Harcourt Branch.

U c wetin Buhari dey cause?

Ride on bro. You didn't rape them...and if u choose not to marry them, u are ryt. I want to follow ur footsteps.


Listening to ' panti no niro'

Guy no vex ooo but I think dis is d most irrelevant post of d week.

blueto:
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Guy u no well lmao

Wait ooo. Does it mean that Tiwa doesn't have up to 45M in her account?! And them go come out dey sing money money like say them dey in partnership wit CBN.


Most celebs and their fake lives.

IamPatriotic:
After three children, he still wants more in spite of their poverty, it's people like these that complain most about the Government not doing enough for the citizens, while he doesn't help himself either... I commend the wife for been reasonable, but dialogue could have gone a long in matters like these.

Oga dialogue is for reasonable people. U no fit dialogue wit dis kyne person. He's an animal. I commend d wife for taking such a bold step.

Dollyak:
The ever disturbing physche of a primitive Nigerian man. Sleeping around with every men or women should be frowned upon, but to suggest this reduce the value of the woman is b.s..... quite frankly. Bleeding morality into neo-scientific fact doesn't work too well. There should be a distinction. I am outta here.

U are ryt dear.

everydayperson:


VIC.O is the only RAW TALENT Nigeria has.. Multi-talented Rap-HipHop-BojuBoju-Boki and Afro-centric "NIGERIA" Musician in the world. He uses local talents not dance-freaks high on codeine and Rohypnol mixed with sK like Davido and co do. Respect his Hustle even if his brain is dull.. imaging what he would be doing if he bought a brain. Naija artists no fit touch am

Guy hope u are not his manager? That's if he can even afford one.

Peacetemi:
Really?? that ugly dude's got 600k? He should buy himself a brain with that money oo

My dear... 600k each ×3=1.8M. Haahaha

See him shirt, hair and flat screen. He just want to get attention cos most Nigerians don't know him.

IamLEGEND1:
so all of a sudden you and refinery are being chased by soldiers?

What a wonderful coincidence that is.

Lwkm...guy u funny

Hohohohoho Hahahahaha Hehehehehe
What an indirect way to send a message.

Sylverbox:
bros we are twisted in Nigeria. I only wear camo abroad and make sure I take loads of pictures. Truth be told I lve abd respect the army and I love their wears too. But my dear country will beat and molest me for showing this much love.

U can also show love by joining...

Why do these politicians lie shamelessly? Are we fools? just imagine; my children suffer heat rashes. Tell me say gen no dey on 24/7 for ur house. Idiaat

If I say OP, u say C
OP C!!!
OP C!!!

The headline shud b two cult groups clash because to me, DAT congress is a 'political' word for cult.

Jesusnatti finish Illuminatti. Nice one Edwards


The only guy that made me love gospel music.

Lols...devil don catch am!!