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ChangedMan1999:
Good day.

I am a student that is interested in programming.

Please, can you teach me

What I wrote was sarcasm.

I hope you know that.

Joopitar:
I need someone who can copy a slider from one of my website and add it to another of my website Or give me a new slider entirely. I will pay a token. WhatsApp: 08039659935

If it was only to copy a slider, you would not have posted it here. You would have simply copied it.

The reactivity and update functionality of the slider nko?

You didn’t even mention the codebase. We can only assume it’s one of those nulled scripts.

Token hunters, over to you.

Deicide:
I see so many people trying to start their own fintech Company and even if it's not fintech, something people would pay to use. Is this the only real way to finally freedom? And how feasible it is in current Nigeria economy?

Phase 1.
Try to build for the global audience.

Make your charges as low as possible. Free is the best. In case where you incur transaction costs, your pricing should be as close to your transaction costs as possible.

To achieve low charges, ensure your costs are as low as possible.

When you have at least 100k MAU, move to phase 2.

Phase 2.
Create a premium offering different from balablu bulaba and blublu.

Sell access to the premium offering for cheap. Just a little more than your free tier.

Put the premium offerings on trial for all free tier users to use for say 6 months.

For first premium customers, charge just one month cost for one year access. Promo ends in one year.

Try to grow your premium tier to 50k MAU in first year.

When you have achieved 50k, move to phase 3.

Phase 3
Create VIP tier.
Charge a way more for VIP.
Reduce as much free service on the free tier as possible and push them into premium tier.
Add more features into VIP tier and migrate all premium tier customers to free VIP for one year.
Grow both premium and VIP to 100k and 10k MAU respectively.

Final phase
Look for an Elon Musk to buy your service at an overpriced offer and pull out. Start all over.

All these backlink farmers…smh

Kennyking1234:
Thanks what of installing ordinary windows?

You can try windows 7.

Check this link for the versions of windows that can work on old macs: https://everymac.com/systems/by_capability/maximum-windows-booting-supported.html

Kennyking1234:
1 TB SSD
9400m Nvidia
8 ram.

You can patch it up with Mac Os catalina.

Google Dosdude’s catalina.

If you want linux, you can go ahead but the NVIDIA is the problem. Its hard getting optimus to work well on dedicated graphics on mac. It will work but drain battery.

Do the catalina

GREATIGBOMAN:
You majestically walk into a store to by an almost 15 years old laptop.

Open the laptop and check inside... there's one heavy shiny gold looking metal you can market now for huge amount.


To own Mac Nobi by force

Not everyone can afford expensive items. You of all people should know that.

The 2009 MBP would still run linux or even a modem mac os with OCLP.

Kennyking1234:
app can't work or install, saying it's needs ox or later.

You can answer the remaining questions i asked.

Kennyking1234:
Please I got a mac mid 2009 but it so useless cant use it for any thing, please how can i make it work?
can install windows or the latest mac os. The feels so good to use but useless right now.

Why does it feel useless?

What are the specs?

You can try using OCLP to install newer mac os.

You can go the Ubuntu way.

IIdamuAdugbo:
pls what does converted car means ?

It means the steering wheel was initially on the passenger side.

Definitely converted. UK import.
Check the fender indicator.

5 minutes for frontend and 7 minutes for backend.

To be a fullstack developer budget a total of 15 minutes for everything.

If you are slow, you should be done in 30 minutes.

I learnt everything in 2 minutes. I am not boasting.

DustnSheaButter:
Good evening Sonya Spence. How far with this your Lenovo? Do is it a 110v device or 220v device? Do you use a voltage converter to charge it?

Most chargers are rated 110-220v nowadays.

You just made me remember my Aiwa 3-CD changer in my university days with ‘step-down’.

Aiwa, bed, rug, fan, colored bulb and a big curtain to cover the window from prying neighbors.

When Joe starts singing “I wanna know” and you are eating concoction rice and pepsi from inside glass bottle, there is no other serenity in this world that could pass that level.

Kids of today can only listen to portable and naira marley on aboki radios.

airsaylongcome:
Ignore and move on. Windows NT best OS ever?! You even tried to dignify that post with a response

Where person wan start from?

This matter tie gele con use Tony Montana perfume.

airsaylongcome:
Their infrastructure failed. Think about it like suddenly having more cars on a road that wasn't expanded. Or 1000 people trying to park at a parking lot designed for 100 people. They could have upscaled their infrastructure as I expect they'd be using elastic computing, but from what I gather, it's not so easy to scale up in the Finance business due to the need for regulatory compliance. Those in the space may be able to give more detailed information

Their problem is more with integration with legacy software and databases that have hotspots.

Unlike these new tech companies that have a brand new architecture designed from the ground up and with distributed services to minimize failures , we have the old banks having to intermarry their modern app platforms with the old core banking systems.

Now its not easy to migrate ordinary 20 years of banking data to a more scalable service whilst having uptime even in the night.

To now make matters worse, most of the senior techs that wrote the buggy and unscalable codes have japa or retired.

Failure2019:
I've been dealing with Linux for a couple of years now till I switched to Win32 Dev.



If you've check my git , you'll see proof of my existence as Linux kernel engr.

Have you tried contributing to the Linux community to make it better?

Failure2019:
TF


Linux is just good for server side and programming.


Forget Windows 8,10 and 11

Windows was very good when Bill Gates was CEO


Windows NT is best OS ever


Imagine accessing dos , Mac and posix all in one .

LMAO

Failure2019:
I'm not a noob


I started with Debian before moving to Stoopid Arch


Linux installation process is messed up
Take at windows installation process or Mac OS

I'm not going to Linux except it's on servers I'm handling.

Sticking to Windows NT and FreeBSD

Windows and mac were designed to be easy installs for serious noobs.

Many users of windows ot mac will never open a terminal window till they die.

If you cannot find your way around in a terminal, you might have some issues with linux

Failure2019:
No

Linux sucks on DE

I'm gonna stick to bsd & windows

I can already see some of the issues you had with your installation.

First, you went to Arch as a noob. Arch is made for the gods and you my friend, you are the noob of noobs.

Second, you obviously dont follow install instructions to the latter. You just click next next next…

Third, you dont have all drivers installed. You possibly are also mashing up different versions

Fourth, you did not research the hardware you have. If you have dedicated GPU, then you must follow explicit instructions on how to get the right drivers.

So, go back, start afresh (dont go arch) and come back afterwards.

PS: i run Ubuntu 22.10, Windows 11 Pro and Mac OS Ventura and i am usually docked on Ubuntu.

SunshineHQ:
lol please stfu😂💔

Did they use your brain to turn akpu?

You and your shattered heart like ibadan lace.

To read and move on hard you?

Sisi pelebe.

airsaylongcome:
"Hello Dear" on a recruiting post?!?! Na wa o.

A/S/L

Days of yahoo messenger.

🥸

CaveAdullam:
"make I send you email, oga truthcoder na"

Happy Sunday.

You can send.
truthcoder@protonmail.com

chukwuebuka65:
A whole quater? Is that how hard the animation is?

No. Not hard.

But many factors come to play.
In summary, hope your modification wont break something else, hope it is going to have a positive UX, memory and compute cost, etc etc.

For the animation itself, each step of the transition must be reproducible and follow design exactly as intended on different devices. The translations must not overlap nor cause unintended judders etc.

By the time you are done, it is 3 months.

If you are the only one man machine, maybe you just implement it while lying on the bed and deploy before breakfast

In FAANG, that single animation you saw on Twitter’s like button could have been one team’s OKR for a whole quarter.

You thinking about being able to replicate it is good and a practical method at keeping your skills on the front burner.

What you dont use get forgotten.

SeriouslySense:
I tell you the same thing Jesus told the Jews, when they asked for evidence, he said they will see the sign of Jonah, and you also may see it, i hope not, its going to be the first resurrection, then you will know there is God. For now, be satisfied, you won the argument.

wetin i go eat

I should use this quote next time i go to a bank to withdraw $1m usd.

SeriouslySense:
It does not matter because we still need faith.

What are you even saying?

You don go heaven before? Yes or No.

If yes, tell us the experience. If no, why should we believe you?

Respond rationally or don’t respond at all.

purples25:
I would blame myself.

However, this topic just reminds me of people that make me look like a devil, because of what I have done, and keep demanding apologies from me as they see themselves as saints.

I think they must see themselves as saints because there is no confession of wrong or apology from them, only constant demands of apology from me. Only blaming me, looking at me like a devil, expecting eternal guilt and apologies from me. Such people must see themselves as saints. I wonder if they would be able to blame themselves, ever.

Dont let those people determine your happiness.

Even the Bible says we should not judge. Any person judging your past decisions and still using that to gaslight you is a wicked fellow. Avoid them.

Surround yourself with people who respect you as an individual.

Be with people who see you for who you really are. People who you can be free to talk with at anytime about anything and you wont be judged.

Get real friends. If you want to discuss more, i am an email away.

SeriouslySense:
No, i dont even make my assessment based on what i have only heard or read, but what i have seen, and grown to understand.

So you have been to heaven?

Tell us more

thatigboman:
na so I go bible class and I say I have a question. They were shocked because questions are not asked in the class. They say ask and I ask - if Adam and eve are the first man and woman and give birth to cain and able and cain kill abel, where then did cain see woman marry? Who born her? They ask me to get out of the church and never come. And I left and never looked back talkless of going back.

My own question be say how did Adam know how to do the wongoro-wongoro?

In addition, why do we have different DNA 🧬 if we all came from one single parent? Ordinary cousin marriages can lead to deformities in the children which is why it is not advisable to marry from your family. So wetin happen gaan gaan?

SeriouslySense:
It will be so wonderful in heaven, you don't even know what you are talking about.

Have you been there? Are you basing your convictions on what you were told by people who were told by the colonial missionaries that one religion is better than another religion?

jesusjnr2020:
It's hard to learn from one's mistakes when one doesn't take responsibility for his own wrongful actions, but always looking for someone else to blame, as that makes the chances of repeating the same mistake much higher, because the person believes he could easily getting away with his mistakes by blaming someone else for it.

But when someone learns to take responsibility for his mistakes, it easier for the person to learn from them and not repeat the same mistake because they believe they would only have themselves to blame at the end.

Hence instead of always seeking who to blame for your mistakes as Adam and Eve had done, why not learn to take responsibility for them as David did after he sinned against God, so you could repent from them so God would forgive you.

2 Samuel 12:13 (KJV)

And David said unto Nathan, I have sinned against the LORD. And Nathan said unto David, The LORD also hath put away thy sin; thou shalt not die.

That could save you all the trouble of seeking who to blame at the end, because as a result you didn't end up in hell.

God bless.

Hell would be fun.

All these pretty girls would be there. There would be people who can reason logically and not under the brainwash of an assumed deity. All those beautiful cars and wonderful food.

For starters, there wont be self-righteous people who look down on others there. Those ugly girls wont be there too.

And if you think those beautiful cars, houses, great food would be in heaven, you are mistaken. Who do you think designed them? Na the free thinkers nah.

The only food in heaven would be thanksgiving and praises. You go sing tire like LG home theater. And the songs will be boring because there are no drummers or instrumentalists. Oh. You think those guys dey go heaven? LMAO. Most of them would get jobs in the plentiful night clubs in hell.

I would open a business of smuggling good stuffs from hell to heaven because after some time, some of you guys in heaven would want a good pussy. The price would be triple since we would impose an happiness tax on your fellows.

For my salaried work, i would be a hell sniper posted to the border with heaven. My job is simple: shoot the illegal immigrants who want to cross from heaven to hell.