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lawanson44:
Kai! Nearly!!!

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But this woman no get shame o. Wannabe Beyonce

Leave am na.

Ah ah.

She's into show biz not gospel music

But i no go mind march this Tonto babe sha no be lie

Wonderlands:
ok so anything 'tonto dikeh' must reach fp?? after dem go see her they preach they go mountain of fire. smh she doesnt know what os wrong with her. she is either confuse or sick in the head.

Kilo n so gan?

Adesiji77:
The Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN has warned commercial banks operating in the country against placing unrealistic deposit targets on their marketers. The apex bank gave the warning during the 2014 Bank Directors Association of Nigeria stakeholders’ forum held in Lagos.

The warning is as a result of the current practice by some financial institutions in the country whereby prospective employees are forced to meet unrealistic deposit target as a prerequisite for employment or promotion.

The practice, according to the CBN Governor, Mr. Godwin Emefiele who was represented at the forum by Oneybuchi Kelvin of the Banking Supervision Department, goes against the grains of acceptable ethical conduct and corporate governance. He told the gathering that the practice could induce negative moral implications.

According to him, forcing bank marketers, especially females to meet unrealistic deposit targets could influence their decision to engage in illegal and immoral acts. To curtail this trend, he said: “The CBN is using moral suasion. We have been talking to banks about it. It is a continuous effort that we are making and we see the trend coming down. We cannot sanction the banks because it a completely business decision. “But then we are telling banks that it is a wrong business decision. We have been speaking to them to change the strategy because it is affecting the banking culture and the landscape of the industry”

He added that the apex bank is working closely with the banks to reduce the amount of people that are compelled to resort to unethical means to meet unrealistic targets set by their banks. He further added that “The Governor of the CBN is using the instrumentality of the bankers’ committee to talk to the management of banks to stem down on some of these policies. The intention is not to kill the marketing departments but to reduce the pressure by reducing the unrealistic targets that they place on marketers. The target should be realistic.”

Also speaking, the President of BDAN, Dr. Sonny Kuku urged the apex bank to censor the activities of commercial banks forcing their marketers to meet up with unrealistic targets. “We cannot continue like this. It is against international best practice. Promotion or hiring should not be based on raising money to banks through any means. There has to be standard. That is the only way we can restore sanity to the system,” he said.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/stop-placing-unrealistic-targets-marketers-cbn-tells-banks/#sthash.US9EO1Wj.dpuf

CBN too should stop placing and enforcing unrealitic policies and regulations on banks. CBN is hampering the profitability of banks hence only a fraction of what can be made is made.

One...you did not have a boyfriend because from the article you friend zoned him.

Two...if I were your lecturer I'd rather have made the overtures to someone else. I'm not saying you are ugly sha I just don't see why I'd have made sexual overtures to you.

Another version of this dumb topic/thread.

Nigerian leaders are not serious about bringing this insurgency matter to closure. If I try to purchase arms from America and from areas within their sphere of influence to no avail then you should just pivot to the East. SIMPLE! China and Russia, the latter especially will be delighted to sell arms to you.

Forget that bull crap talk about human rights abuses. Those guys are just funny. They will be happy to see a Nigeria engulfed by the inferno of insurgency and anarchy so that they can step in at the last mminute and act like they saved the day, set up in Nigeria like they did in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places and steal our oil and all...

But thats none of my business.

ferdiii:
See lie... no transit visa again?

Na wa for Nigerians. Na all airlines dey require transit visa? Smh. He has not told a lie.

Cheap looking sofa.

holamiday:
I've never applied for a visa.

Ok lemme re-phrase. Kai all these people that are already expectant of visa debial somewhere in their subconscious.

holamiday:
What nonsense! I pray throughout my life, i never have to beg someone for the chance to enter another country. I love Nigeria to a fault and i'm not freaked about anywhere else. If i really need to travel somewhere else, for school perhaps, i still wouldn't beg anybody...i'd rather forget about that school.

NIGERIA is the best place to be.

Kai...dem don deny this guy visa taya.

What toothpaste do you use?

berem:
Good intentions of sacrificing for your country. Instead of rejecting the money,why not donate it to orphanages who will benefit from the money most? By rejecting the money, it gets stolen by criminals in government. It doesn't make sense abeg!!

It is not the same thing aunty.

s3nn2x:
If University of Abuja is not on the list, then that list is incomplete.

I don't think there has ever been a set with up to 5 first class.....

That does it...if you can believe University of Abuja shouild be on the list tht means that Community Polytechnic Gege Olorun Oyo should be on the list too. Everyone just thinks his school is the best.

Profcamsey:
where is EKSU?






God, se na me dey FP diz early morning of the monday?. baba, thank u oh
Lemme use this opportunity to warn those people that want to drag ONILA with me, I neva get ur time by the time I start to process that babe u go run.

Sorry...what is an EKSU please?

There is no country where cars are produced/assembled where all the parts are locally sourced.

Nigerians are very difficult to please. Na from clap dance dey start, now we have started assembling cars and as Nigerians garner more expertise more of the parts that are affordable to produce in Nigeria will be produced and more of the car components will be sourced locally.

Give the people some credit.

adonbilivit:
these are words the average Nigerian uses when speaking english on daily basis. i bet most of us think they are really english words while some know they are not but still use them because they have been sort of accepted as correct. they are no longer considered blunders in grammar by Nigerians but if you dare use them during interviews and other corporate activities you are on your own (oyo). here they are:

1. sef: we often use this word in place of "anyway". i hear people say things like "what is it sef"?

2. eiya or heiya: this is used when u feel sorry for someone. for example, if a friend tells you armed rubbers attacked him your response will most likely be "eiya, hope they didn't injure you sha"?

3. sha: as you can see i used it in point 2 above. Nigerians use it in place of the word "though". here is an example; "I am tired but i will still work sha"...i am very much guilty of this point right here. when i use the word "though" most people don't seem to understand me.

4. na: hmmm, i don't even know the english word that can be substituted with this. we tend to use it when we are trying to make something clear to people. here is how we use it:

john: which of them bro?

james: the black one na

5. joor: this one seems to lack a substitute too. it usually portrays some kind of aggression and anger when used. when for instance, a guy is pestering a girl she might say something like "leave me alone joor".

6. shey: this one is used instead of "right". it is often applied when asking question. e.g "you saw Aminu yesterday, shey? notice that it took the place of "right" in the sentence.

Only a dumb dodo/illiterate will think the words you mentioned are English.

Waste of time, eye, brain and keyboard to even type a re4sponse to this trash.

Goodbye....and you dare not beg me to come back.

Ok.

Cybermugu1:
u dey mad wel wel, shey na ur papa get Nl abi?

You're a dick!

lilprinze: Waste of money and AC

Nigerians cannot be pleased. We say we want development and the good things of life. People like you will go to Dubai and come back comparing Nigeria to Dubai where they have AC even in the gutter and wonder when we will ever get to that level. But now you complain.

Nigerians...you are so hard to lead.

Sure boy!

LifeIsGuhd: In response to Ezegozie, I created this thread!
I am really asking because i think some Girls are being used to achieve Sexual needs.

Take for instance, a student that is probably not going to marry in the next 5yrs.
And he is in a so called relationship; he doesn't spend on her, no allowance, yet a bleepful (sexful) relationship and every other sexual activities.
But she washes his clothes, does every domestic chores around his home and also satisfies his private needs!

Let me ask you officially

what do you gain from such a parasitic relationship ?

For the Boys, If you are not ready to spend on her, why are you ready to demand for sex?

Why are you girls so parasitically and manipulatively minded? Why do you also always have to paint a picture that you are the victims of men's schemes? This sex thing pls is it only men that enjoy sex?

You say she washes and does domestic stuff? How many times have you washed your man's clothes? Why do you make it seem like these are things so impossible for men to do themselves? Is it a babe that has a job that will come and be washing your plates?

edozie04: Nawah oo,this 1 na spartacus love oo,see as e grab am,well api married life

E clamp am seriously.

ericessien24: I no see her face oh,and its not about getting married BUT STAYING married

Shut up and stop being a pessimist.

cococandy: After they'll start looking for virgins.

Confused bunch

Don't remember seeing anyone looking for virgins.

Babaes dont even plann to be virgin for very lng these days.

donroxy: Thank you dude and I'm a Nigerian Nairalander

You and your mum share a kinda relationship so, you can fu:ck her right ....

You and your colleagues share relationship , can you just fu:ck any of them ?

Think with your head dude not di:ck and you may come up with good reply else .....

I never said dictionary shd be disregarded , did you read upside down , I said dictionary only give denotative meaning which is too narrow with respect to ''concepts''!!

Sicko

donroxy: SillyHead you think I'm going to give you dictionary meaning which is simply ''denotative'' but philosophically (which is varied and more encompassing) there is always more meaning to Dictionary while trying to conceptualise ''sexu:al behaviour'' !!

Even recently, there is married couple who negate sexual intercourse in their marital hisssh ....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2332927/The-married-couples-NEVER-sex-insist-theyre-happy-Are-deluded--just-honest.html

but going by your shallow restriction to your dictionary , you must always have sex with your GF else why must both of you have relationship ..........

Do you know some girls can have orga:sm without seeing your black Di:ck but other attributes of yours even mere holding hands and that is also ''sexu:al'' !!

Dictionary only gives you glance-meaning conceptually, any word is more than dictionary-meaning!!

I thought your dic:khead would be giving me your own understanding of the concepts you asked me to dichotomised

You are sick and probably gay

Ezegozie: You see that thing i am telling you.

Your body is the temple of God, yet you are in a relationship with somebody you know will not get married within 6yrs?

Your body is the temple of God, yet you demand from him everytime?

Your body is the temple of God, yet you may not be a virgin.

You read that very verse that said your body is the temple of God, but you are yet to read that very verse that says YOU DONT REAP WHERE YOU DIDN'T SEW.

Go and read that verse very well, you must sew before you reap

My guy...I love you mehn. #nohomo! Lol.

rahymat: Sex is not compulsory in a relationship because there is no assurance dat u will get married to her.do u knw y most ladies are not virgins wen they get married its because guys theyve dated fooled dem into believing dat sex is compulsory in a relationship.so ladies pls stop listening to guyz dat says sex is compulsory they just want u to meet their selfish needs because they always have d urge to have sex unlike us.so pls lets zip up until marriage.

Here we go again. Another "we women are the victims of men's injustice and manipulation" story. I completely disagree with you. Most women lose their viriginity because they WANT TO. Few lose it because o other reasons. Simple.

gift01: Still hustling Molue in Oshodi....will get there someday

Amen...you will pass there.

Clone2020: NL is obsessed with the most richest people, wealth and luxurious things, no wonder this new generation's youth wanna do yahoo yahoo and go the fast lane cuz we put so much emphasis on money

Why dont you then anchor a "deep" topic that is catchy enough to get on front page? Nigerians complain too much!