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timesup234:
young man can we get back to the fact that nigerians are suffering in america? Calculating my business for me like you even know what i am doing for a living. I am making profit. I told you my sales and you expect me to tell you my profit as well. Even people living in the village dont need to attend harvard to do their minus and plus. It cant be personal now when you cant score points on the original reason for this post

chatinent:
You can bypass the smelly sensation. After chewing, brush your mouth with you regular toothpaste then chew walnut, smell dies and goes to see old roger.

FuckYaAll:
@BJ
I re-read your thread and this image got my attention.
what can $5 buy let's say at Walmart I.e foodstuff.
why am asking is, as at today N5 can't buy one even a cube of seasoning e.g Maggi

thanks

donniemc:
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Pidgin2:
If I no catch you, you for talk true? You use both monikers to like your posts and confuse yourself here, one male one female, bloody liar!

Pidgin2:
You guys have no shame, using multiple monikers to respond to people. This one has just been caught red handed, doubling as eyinola and forming fake stories. I pity the innocent ones that will fall for your lies

Ugosample:
What can 18500 buy?

stilldoingokay:
you're not alone ooh, is not easy doing business in Nigeria,

Pidgin2:
You are too local, read through posts before arguing. You think graduates are not doing menial jobs in US? Even PHD holder immigrants are driving taxis.

Do you know that house rent for a room in US can be $1000 per month? So the person earning $8 per hr and working 40hrs per week is not better than those cleaners who will earn N18,500 and live in house of N80K per year or less.

kroger:
Its been long i had such fun i only have today and tomorrow left to play..

I read the thread u created https://www.nairaland.com/3989862/visa-information-applicants-intending-visit and the response you got was hilarious.. ... Go and look for a job Mr man

timesup234:
Just continue deceiving yourself while time flies. With over half of America earning less than $30,000 annually, I won't be surprised if you return back to Nigeria in your mid 50's to start all over again as a carpenter. Face reality or be ready to live in shame

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/income-inequality-crisis_n_4221012.html

timesup234:
A country where over 16 million children struggle with hunger every year can best be describe as a fourth world shithole

http://mashable.com/2016/07/14/child-hunger-united-states/#hV5S04NT9aqw
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/09/health/champions-for-change-child-hunger-in-america/index.html

timesup234:
I dont need Nigerians to tell me about America, i can talk to white people. A typical Nigeria will never admit to failure. They will hold on to their illusions till death. All the information is out there one need to be smart with research. I have even given a white person information about Maryland where he lives. Americans are broke and most will likely die in debt, no matter how you try to twist it

timesup234:
and how does the fact that congo is a trillion times richer than america got to do with my nairaland account? I always attack the content of every post but all you guys do is attack my personality. You all claimed ameiricans are rich and i countered by revealing the true picture of untold suffering in america to the extent that over 70% of americsns cant come up with $500. Before i came you didnt know that college graduates between the ages of 25-34 in america still live at home with their parents why girls of the same age group sleep with sugar daddies to raise $200 needed to pay back their monthly student loans. You never debated these revelations but find comfort in attacking my royal highness

timesup234:
small small i am bringing you back to your senses no wonder i am regarded as the best teacher. Glad you now using the world "potentiallly". Little by little you will catch up and be free from neocolonialism and imperialism. You expect a criminal and evil network like BBC and CNN to call congo the richest country on earth when they are the mouthpiece of those doing the plundering and behind the instability in the Congo. Did you even read the whole article? Please go back and read properly as it is clearly stated that Congo is responsible for the industrilization of europe and america. You see how they have succeeded in fooling you that fiat paper currency that is backed by nothing is the true standard of wealth, you even used the standard of living on less than a dollar to portray congo as a poor country. I wont come harsh on you because my long term aim is to look for new converts, your brain is a bit open for learning so keep on reading. CNN next, make sure you click on each item to the left.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/07/25/world/africa/africa-resources-fuel-world/index.html

timesup234:
After you are done laughing at Nigeria we still gonna get credit alert in our account. Ask your American friends about ACH. Nothing pain pass am, all your money go just dey varnish, most of them that are insulting me here na because the auto insurance or car note them remove today make their body dey pepper them. I am sure one was driving on the wrong lane naim them collect $100. Brother earning $3000 monthly in 2017 america is nothing. One will almost die of depression, before month end na cent go day your balance.

bebe2:
I bet u are very young, u seem enticed by the millions and flashy lifestyle u see among few pple in Nigeria.

But remember it's not about the money, it's about feeling secured and comfortable.

I may not have a million in my bank acct but if I suddenly get a sharp pain in my chest now , I would dial 3 numbers and within 5mins there will be an ambulance in front of my house. How about u??

If my child starts convulsing now help will be here in 2mins if it's rush hours a paramedic on motorbike will first come and stabilise him before an ambulance crew will come take him to hospital. Wat would u do?

If I have an accident and there is no road access or the nearest Accident and emergency and far away, helicopter will be called to airlift me out of the scene. Wat would happen to u?

If my house gets burnt down today, the council will give me emergency accommodation and will start looking for a place that will be appropriate for my family. What about u??

I can go on and on, it's not about money. Think outside the box.

Sunmisire:
Pls ooooo.... How much do people doing menial jobs in new Jersey earn per hour..... B4 someone will start telling me I can't make it there...

spartacus11:
And those of u who supply produce don't make 30k, or those who sell the produce don't make 30k A month?

spartacus11:
So a small trader don't make 30k a month abi

Tomatoes sellers, peper sellers, village farmers

U forget d percentage of Nigerians living in d village and almost all of them are farmers

U people should stop spreading hunger, its not as bad as u guys shout it to be

Show me d person wen u say hunger wan kill, check d phone he or she is using Samsung iphone

Who buys d goods yankee people bring, who buy d cars, phones, electronics

Una go come dey say hunger dey

Na ghost people come dey buy dem

Who nor get dstv get startimes gotv or free to air, yet hunger wan kill dem

Show me a nigerian wen hunger wan kill