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dgreatrock:
@Banom
Tudor

Why are you folks always derailing a thread, especially a christian religious thread? It does not speak well of you. I wont be surprised to know that you are Pastor's kids in wolves clothing in reality!

Err my papa or mama no be theif ooo. . . .

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=107559.msg4689315#msg4689315 date=1254964938]i think you should take time off from NL because something or someone in here is driving you crazy.

You may need medication before long if you arent on any yet. Quite doubtful @ latter


Even I who know the way you normally post with a lot of vulgarity and lack of tact, am rather shocked at this outburst. [/quote]Oh I see what you're doing. . . .

A self confessed attention seeker desperately seeking relevance. . . . Sorry, you won't get it from me! I'm allergic to retards. . . .

CHAIRMAN1:
YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP USING THIS NAIRALAND FORUM TO INSULT MEN OF GOD. ESP PEOPLE LIKE TUDOR.
I THINK IT'S COWARDICE, YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER AND THROW MUD AT MEN OF GOD. U(TUDOR) ANDD SOME OTHER POSTER'S ARE FOND
OF DOING THIS.

IF YOU ARE BOLD ENOUGH STOP USING NAIRALAND, WRITE AN ARTICLE WITH YOUR REAL NAME AND PUBLISH IT. STOP EXHIBITING COWARDICE. I'M SITTING IN MY HOTEL ROOM IN THE UK RIGHT NOW AND IMAGINING THE COWARD(S) FREQUENTLY USING THIS FORUM TO POST RUBBISH ABOUT MEN OF GOD.

IS IT A CRIME FOR A MAN OF GOD TO CONSTRUCTIVELY ASSOCIATE WITH POLITICIANS(IS PASTOR ADEBOYE INTO POLITICS?). WAS PROPHET DANIEL IN THE BIBLE NOT A SUBJECT OF KING NEBUCHADNEZZAR?

IF GOD HAS DECIDED TO BLESS HIM, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM GETTING A JET FOR THE CHURCH. YOU PEOPLE SHOULD COME HERE TO THE UK, AND GO TO OTHER NOOKS AND CRANNIES AROUND THE WORLD, AND SEE HOW MANY PARISHES OF THE RCCG GOD HAS USED HIM TO PLANT. EVEN A NONBELIEVER WOULD GIVE THANKS TO GOD.

@TUDOR AND HIS CREW, TRY AND FACE YOUR DESTINY, STOP ATTACKING THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY GOD. TIMES MAGAZINE DIDIN'T MAKE A MISTAKE NAMING HIM AMONG THE 50 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE OF OUT TIME.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS.

Firstly it wasn't time magazine. Secondly it wasn't "most influential people of all time" but for the year.

That said, I wonder why you dolts keep harping on this. In that same list, about two places above adeboye is "Osama Bin Laden" even more influential than your daddy G.O! You don't hear followers of his making noise about it do you?

Being on the list doesn't automatically mean you're good and holy. Osama bin laden made it on the list because he's the godfather of terrorism so also daddy G.O is the boss of Holy 419 and fraud in the most populous country in Africa. So don't be too happy.

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Over 80 percent of Nigerians live on less than $1 a day, are they not entitled to the free word of god, Can they not also wish to live abundantly in this recession?

Why are the books not free for the majority who are poor?

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Why didn't his wife use this "powerful" book to prevent/cure her stroke? Instead she ran to an american hospital and stayed there for months. . . . . Or did she not have $25?

whiteroses:
its true this insult on daddy G.O is going on for too long its time to put a stop to this. saying he buys jet while kids are starving is one thing but calling him a thief is where i'm drawing the line, he devoted his life to redeem and he get blessing from it or do you want him to start begging for money? as from today let no man say anything negative about Dadday G.O ahan kilode gan na, at first it was funny but i cant take this sh{} any longer the man thats blessings to numerous people in nigeria, the man thats providing daily bread to thousands, the man that people see at lagos airport and people were falling on their knees hoping he touches them, i heared you can barely spot a poor family at redeem cos your life can't be the same if you go there and you lot are here running your mouth, seun make me an admin make i delete these foolish niggas jare koni kaluku ki owo omo e bo aso o, eshorayin ema so ase si sipiritual pasto mi mo o!

Are you sure you don't wanna EDIT this ridiculous statement?

^^
lol

lee007:
I HAVE TO SAY HERE THAT THE WAY SOME ELEMENTS ON NIRALAND ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE NOT XTAINS ARE DEFAMING SOME MEN OF GOD HERE IS ALRMING. JUST THE MENTION OF MOHAMMED WILL CAUSE JIHAD HERE AM SURE, BUT WE MUST DRAW A LINE HERE.

IF SEUN IS AFRIAD OF THESE PEOPLE SOME OF US ARE NOT, LET ME TAKE THEM DOWN MEMORY LANE, THEY SHOULD REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE MAKING JEST OF PROPHET ELISHA IN THE BIBLE, INCASE YOU GUYS HAVE 4GOTTEN , THEY WERE EATEN BY BEASTS , THERE ARE INSTANCES IN THE BIBLE WHERE GOD PUNISHED PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THIER ACTION AGAINT ANNOINTED PEOPLE EVEN WHERE THESE PEOPLE HAVE DONE WRONG, READ THE STORY OF DAVID AND KING SAUL,

TUDOR ETI E MELO? BE VERY CAREFUL, THE GOD I SERVE DEVOURS WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT THINK ITS JUST COOL TO USE THE FINGERS GOD MADE TO DEFAME HIS SERVANTS!!! KEEP IT UP , I KNOW HE IS KNOCKING AT THE DOOR OF YOUR HEARTS, I PRAY YOU FIND IT REASONABLE TO OPEN, REMEMBER, [color=#990000][/color][b][/b]TOUCH NOT MY ANNOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM, ITS A WARNING NOT AN ADVISE, HE WHO HAVE EARS LET HIM HEAR, NLDERS HEAR THE WORD OF THE LORD!!!

GOD BLESS YOU ALL, SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYAH!!!!

Another ignorant post. . . . How many muslims have posted on this thread?

As for the beasts, tell your god to send bears to devour pastor Erastus, yaradua and OBJ (daddy adeboye's friends) instead of bullying little children.

banom:
In addition to the list of pastors above, i here by add the following great pastors, who have worked selflessly to sanitize people of spiritual delusion .

Ogag4luv , =General Over seer
Huxley,      =Senior pastor,
Tudor      =   Bishop
Mazaje,  =    Prophet
bawomolo  = Senior pastor.
Atheist,     = Arch Bishop.
Okija_juju    = pope
Satan    =    G.o
Abuzola =   Senior pastor.
Bindex,  =     Bishop
Krayola =    REV
Mushi  =        Rev
Pastor AIO    = General over seer
DaHitler       =      Senior Pastor
Manmustwac=  Senior pastor.

Yes!
And we need to form a millionaires club of 20 people who can give 20 million naira whenever God demands it. . .any takers?

We also need a N3bn jet so we can fly to kathy Texas too!

Remember the word of our father says "Give and it shall be given unto you". . . . God bless you.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=107559.msg4682080#msg4682080 date=1254883764]facebook is more popular than nairaland but NL has a lot of observers who dont actively identify with the site, imo.

I meet so many of them outside and I'm quite popular thanks to my NL posts.

half empty or half full coke bottle as the case may be.

Besides, is it my imagination or are the politicians also following this site. Real and fake journalists too.

Likewise religious leaders and pundits. All you enemies of pastors and men of God, make una beware una selves oh. Unless your backers are higher sha. Muscle pass muscle [/quote]Finally tpia has confessed!

You openly embarass yourself with your ignorant, tribalistic and hateful posts all for the "popularity". This confirms my earlier assertion that you're an ATTENTION SEEKER.

BTW, do you post from a mental institution. . . .coz only brain-dead and retarded folks would find your posts intellectually appealing hence the "apparent popularity".

whiteroses:
he is not a liar, so driving 300miles without fuel surprises you? its very possible my dad used to have cataract+glaucoma and we were driving back to lagos from ire he then suddenly could not see properly and a new drug he used was making him dizzy and couldnt help himself, evening was fast approaching and none of us could drive my mum got out of car and prayed that God should drive us home my dad relies and trusts her faith so much and we got home safely, when we got home i got down to open the gate, i looked in the car and  my dad was almost fast asleep, it was God that took us home since then i knew jesus is behind everybodys back like a magnet dont doubt him. pastors dont lie no matter how ridiculous their stories are. i know a pastor that ran out of fuel and filled the tank with one of his daughters hot tea straight from the flask and it worked of course when he said it me and my sister was like hmmm eri yii po ju but since that incident i believed

OSENOBOA!!! ?!

Wetin we no go hear from these pastors, eh?

That was how Eunuch AdeJALE claimed he made tea and bread, prayed to thank god for the meal and invited god to come and eat. . . . He opened his eyes and found his cup half empty! He said Father what happened to my tea? And God said in pidgin "No be you invite me make I come chop?"

I had no idea God likes milo and milk until daddy GO said it. Soon daddy Adeboye'll claim he ran out of jet fuel right in the middle of the atlantic ocean, he opened the plane door, walked to the fuel tank on the wings, pulled down his trousers and brought out his p.enis then urinated into the tank. . . .and that was "spiritual jet fuel".

fredtee:
You are all free to say whatever but[b] mind you, you shall give account of everything.[/b] God bless you.

What account again?

RCCG mugus have cleared their bank accounts to purchase a N3bn luxury jet for daddy G.O. . . . The ones who had little change left were further looted by Pastor Erastus Akingbola and ceceilia ibru who both took some of the money to G.O. . .so, which account you wan make dem give again?

wurami:
with all this jaku jaku you are writing against our able men of God i invoke the holy ghost fire to consmume you. o ya holy ghost fire moveeeee and begin to consume [color=#990000][/color]

If this delusional holy ghost fire works why hasn't it consumed all the corrupt politicans pulling this country back to the stone age despite all the 49 years of fasting and prayers by naija christians?

bidemi12:
@poster I sincerely wonder why you brought up this topic. You know fully well that a lot of our pastors have been below par and cannot be used as role models which will give the aethist in our midst every opportunity to generalise and ridicule. Thank God they are only messengers. And thank God for hell. At least tudor has a place to go eventualy where he will loved and cared for.

How many times would we tell you heaven and hell don't exist, eh?. . . . .they were created by the imaginations of deluded desert tribesmen. Wake up!

okuyelu:
Please correct me if I am wrong but is nairaland for just nigerians living in Nigeria? Why can't we be objective and stop all this malicious comments, some of these comments are so pathetic!!!

Which comments are pathetic? Is pastor Erastus not wanted for fraud? How many times did Aremu Obasanjo stand on the stage at RCCG camp and shout "Praise the lord!"
Is daddy G.O not a LIAR?

If you think it's easy to be a pastor then start a church, its a free world my people, the problem is not the church, pastor or God, 'tis the fact that we are always ready to push our failures on someone else,

Who said anything about failures?

Daddy GOat is looting the gullible dry and you're yarning opaz. . .

This Evil bitch should rank high. . .

Pastor mrs Helen Ukpabio.

Pastor Tunde is the only pastor I have some respect for. He speaks things the way they are and never afraid of the political authorities.

Other pastors like Adeboye prefer to go into homosexual relationships with corrupt leaders like OBJ just to line their pockets.

^^^
how does butthole relate to the topic at hand?
Who gives retards access to the internet?

Akpangbon:
@Tudor

Even you convicted armed robber get mouth to dey speak against these people, are you better or worst? Armed robber like you.

Banom

Na so the guy dey waka waka so tey him catch gonorhea from the said woman, no mind am.

Guy why you dey expose me like this, eh?

For league of robbers we don talk say we no dey rob with gods name. This useless men of god dey disobey rules.

@banom

Banom don't mind tpia. . . I wonder why she can't leave you alone.

noetic15:
I agree  oyedepo refused to graduate tudor after 7 years on a 3 year course. . .that explains his angst against anything xtian

Ha ha ha ha. . I can't believe I missed this earlier. .lol

Oyedepo would graduate even terrorists as long as you can afford the fee. . .

banom is ridiculously tribalistic. . . . .he actually thinks he is a jew 

You obviously don't know tpia well. . . .na poster girl for tribalism

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=332429.msg4671190#msg4671190 date=1254752952]you're Yoruba, you have a muslim father, you have one Igbo parent, you're this, you're that.

na today people dey build fantasy for internet? You occasionally take on whatever characteristic you hear being discussed in a particular thread,. Yes, I've noticed.

In any case, branom's other handle also involves insulting religious leaders- especially Yoruba ones.

Since you're both doing the same work for satan, its up to branom to decide if he wants to have a problem with you for "claiming" Yoruba or not. Since his opinion/affection is important to you - i don talk say im fit take una as lover.[/quote]Errr, Having a yoruba muslim father and a christian igbo mum is out of this world, right? I'm pretty certain you as a well documented tribalist have problems with me calling myself yoruba coz you consider me "impure". Shame on you! I've met your types before.

What exactly stops me from acknowleging whenever a persons situation or background is similar to mine. . . .you probably want me to start a thread revealing all info about me so as to make madam tpia happy and satisfied. . .you wanna see my birth certificate too? dream on!

So you know people have got internet personalities, hmmm. . . . .could that be why you stalk banom,. . . . because you're obsessed with his "internet personality"? You need serious help.

Are you drunk? What the hell is this? Where did you/they see and get a letter from the virgin mary?

BTW how can mary still be virgin when Joseph was screwing her over 2000 years ago?

Anyway I just printed a copy of this delusional letter and stuffed it in ma bin. . . . .what next?

Gosh another muslim trying to stylishly present his faith as the truth. . .i tire oo!

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=332429.msg4670822#msg4670822 date=1254750245]no mystery. This is the internet where everyone including mentally unbalanced people are allowed to roam free.

Tudor abuses anything related to religion, using very foul language.

Branom has a severe psychological disorder which manifests as an extreme aversion to Yorubas, and since I'm an outspoken Yoruba, he tends to attack me because his aim is to use terrorist tactics to fight Yorubas. I dont know if you two are the same tribe but thats it in a nutshell. However, his limited mental reasoning or brainwashing, doesnt allow him to process the fact that he's not the only one with a keyboard.

I guess brainwashing school didnt teach him all Yorubas are not cowards and some will match him fire for fire and take no prisoners.

so leave that matter.

its called a handle and you'll see many more examples involving people who are always on tpia's case.[/quote]I am yoruba and banom knows it yet has got no problems with me. . . .why are you such a LIAR?

You just feel like soiling his good name. . . .quit stalking him!

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=332429.msg4670789#msg4670789 date=1254749884]Did i say immediately anywhere in my post?

quit the theatrics.

besides, some of these things are beyond you. You sound like you've been watching too many slapstick comedies.[/quote]Madam, according to the lying bible, whenever jesus rebuked anything no be immediately the thing go vamoose?

Why your own come dey take 3 months? Could it be because Jesus doesn't wanna have anything to do with people of your psyche?

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=332429.msg4670436#msg4670436 date=1254746874]I rebuke all of you in Jesus name.

Get thee behind me satan

satani dehin lehin mi

Let God arise and His enemies be scattered
[/quote]Oh I am rebuked!!! I am rebuked!! Mercy oh lord!!
**shaking and vomitting on his workstation while the holy spirit fires him with thunder* *

For your mind, abi?

Sorry duplicated post.

Wetin dey happen for here na?

hubreality:
Tudor, u definitely enjoy being rude, insolent, and very unruly in all your posts hiding under your acclaimed IP tricks. The check and moderation in this regard(hate and personal attacks) is less sensitive here. Anyway, 1 love!

What is wrong with you?

What are you talking about?

My IP manipulations are purely for my own security and privacy nothing more!

ohisng:
@tudor- Eunuch AdeJALE aka Daddy GOat
2. Bishop OLEdepo Aka papa of winners
3. Pastor "fine boi" Chris and his albino wife.

If this isnt rudeness, then,

When has it become rude to call a fraudster thief?

I guess the Efcc was rude when it arrested pastor Erastus of RCCG for bank fraud, right?

Anybody know where I can download God's Generals?