₦airaland Forum

nairavsdollars:
Thank God for your life Majekodunmi. If a lot of people were asked to choose who will die first between you and Ras, they will choose you.
RIP Ras Kimono....Legend

wow! lovely comment. So inspiring

BoneBlogger:
A lone male suicide bomber was killed after being shot by security operatives while trying to detonate his bomb at Post office area in Maiduguri, capital of Borno State, on Saturday night. The suicide bomber who was shot dead - failed to kill anyone in the process.

According to a statement by the spokesman of the Borno State Police Command, DSP Edet Okon, the lone suicide bomber detonated his bomb at about 7:15pm when he saw the massive police deployment at Oando petrol station in Post Office area of Maiduguri.

He was said to be heading towards Monday Market.

Edet said men of the Explosive Ordinance Deparment have been deployed to sanitize the scene and render the area safe.

He added: “The Commissioner of Police Borno State, CP Damian Chukwu hereby urges residents of the state to go about their lawful activities without fear. He also assures members of the public of the readiness of the command to ensure a hitch free Ramadan celebration.”

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/suicide-bomber-killed-while-trying-to-detonate-his-bomb-in-maiduguri-graphic-photos.html

These lunatics no dey tire!

Omooba77:
Why do people go other places like herbalists and palm readers; even after praying in church?
Is it lack of faith?

Guy, naija church na show off, people dey go find solutions to their problems like money, husbands, wives and after they get answer dem do waka. Secondly, most Nigerian Christians are hypocrites!

Ladies make una dey brush una mouth well na wetin? Pussyy go smell mouth go smell kilodeeee?

okwabayi:
Your story is inspiring. Your problem is not masturbation. The main problem is porn. If you quit porn you wouldn't see the woman in your office as a sexual object.
I quit porn many years ago not because I saw it as bad but because it started getting weird; women using baseball bats instead of dildos. Since then it takes a conscious effort to picture a woman sexually.
Quit porn. You'll see your interactions with women improve.

Whether porn or no porn, the problem is the real life porn we are used to seeing everyday. Our ladies wearing seductive clothes revealing boobs, stomachs and pants. The Yoruba ladies with big booties are shaking it up and down. All these are enough porn we see everyday. The solution is self control, not allowing such things to move u, or closing our eyes to dem.

Happy world my yannsh!

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Abeg is it a must to live in between ajah and epe?

The current HND enrollees should better fail all courses now and carry over so as to graduate with a B.Tech next year when implementation of the new policy takes effect. Otherwise they would still graduate with HND this year

Only 20 views so far for this post? Na wa o! Una no get customers, or una no warn learn? shu! If na advert wey wan sell okrika and betting business now, everybody go dey there,or woman wey open pussyy!

Emilokoiyawon:
Roman - if I catch you, you will die and come back. I remember a gal like dis with big round yanch I handled a couple of years ago in SA. She thought I was one of those big men that would just show her a good time, spend money and not have the energy to lay the pipe. Well by the time I finished with her she was singing like a member of the Soweto choir. Since then anytime I visit SA, she hooks up with me even though I heard a rumor that she is married to one media personality.

Dey dere dey make mouth. Na dere ur own achievement end abi?

Mruwa1:
why u say make God blow trumpet ..the question are you prepared for the coming of the lord answer the question and search ur self

No mind am

Sultty:

U dey craze o!

Majlaw:
Sentiment aside, Zarah Buhari beats them all.

Zarah Beats dem like say tomorrow no dey? Very clean Zarah!

NwaChibuzor100:
E fit be him aunty
If its not, ladies can be very wicked. What they subject guys to in the name of that orifice called pussy is alarming. Guys & men please don't kill yourself because of vagina. Its just a smelly orifice with muscles that massages your dick till you come. If you can't get a sex doll please make use of your hands and have peace of mind. With your hand, mind and brain you can f**k any girl in this world. Even Nicki minaj , amber rose or dej loaf.

Chai! Wicked guy

Is it not better one gets a steady girlfriend or wife than fucking someone that would keep u under timing and pressure cos she has other customers waiting, and u would still part with money.

BabaRamota1980:
Na wetin naw? Haba! They should give girl in third picture some dignity and allow her put on clothes before coming out now. This is stewpid!

She is already an offender, ok.....dont strip her dignity away like that in public.

Crazy people

Its hard for everybody. Half population of girls in prostitution now, or maybe even more....are victims of circumstance.

This is no time to start raiding prostitutes. Country is super dry. People must chop. Some of them have children and parents to feed and support.

She is already an offender, ok.....dont strip her dignity away like that in public.

She tell u say she still get dignity with her kind of profession?

mzhazel:
Your account managers are so nonchalant. They do everything at their own pace, that is if they even bother to reply ppl's messages at all. Also I can't buy etisalat data, your robot keeps cancelling my orders.

The question is; are these account managers on salary?

roqrules04:
These 3 P's are the major problems in Nigeria:

Pastors
Politicians
Police

Agree with u

CastedDude:
The General Manager of Dangote Cements, Mani Manoharan is dead. The top executive was said to have died at the Kovai Medical Center and Hospital in India after suffering from a heart attack. A colleague and assistant general manager at Dangote Cement in Gboko, Benue state, Subramanian Chettipalayam shared the sad news via his Facebook page.

Below is what he wrote;

With huge pain and deep sorrow, I inform you all that, my God father, mentor, Spiritual and technical Guru Mani Manoharan, Chief General Manager, of Dangote Cements, Nigeria, last his breath by today evening in KMCH hospital Coimbatore. He had a severe heart attack. It is a great loss to Madam.Kiruba Manoharan, his family, relatives and disciple like me and much more others. I.reguest you all to pray for his soul to Rest in Peace.

This is coming after te manager of the Dangote cement plant in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, Deep Kamra, was shot dead by unknown gunmen on May 16th.

According to reports, Kamra, his secretary and driver were returning home from the factory when the assailants attacked his car. Kamra died from the gunshot wounds he received. The driver and secretary were also shot at during the shooting..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/dangote-general-manager-mani-manoharan-is-dead.html

As far as no be Nigerians dey die, no wahala! I don't care about those heartless Indians! In fact, the business owner can be using dem for his vow renewal, nobody cares.

bongolistik:
In those earlier days, people knew only about Mini SIMs or what they normally regard to as standard SIM card that measures 25mm X 15mm in length and breadth, without actually knowing that advance in technology will quickly tilt away from standard SIM to smaller SIM sizes, in similar manner technology also tilted away from the then standard external SD cards to what we have everywhere now as micro SD cards.

And as you have it, the era of mini or standard SIM cards for smartphones is quickly getting behind us as we move in the direction of smaller but mightier SIMs.

In 2014, Tecno and Infinix companies started deviating from the manufacturing of phones with mini SIM slot to those with micro SIM slots and eventually, the micro SIM started taking over mainstream SIM type from mini SIM and as of 2017 virtually all Tecno and Infinix phones were made with the micro SIM card slots.

It is usual for phone users to try to retain their unique SIM card number in virtually any circumstances they find themselves and in order for them to do so; they will necessarily need to transform their SIMs by resizing/cutting them to be suitable for their current devices.

And Infinix and Tecno phone lovers made their first SIM cutting in the era of transition from Mini SIM Infinix and Tecno phones to Micro SIMs devices.

And now guess, what? Infinix and Tecno are now quickly transforming into making devices that comes with Nano SIMs, and 2018 have already started ushering Infininx and Tecno phones with Nano SIMs and gradually, they will face out devices with micro SIM slots, and what that means is that Infinix and Tecno phone users will soon start cutting their SIM card again from micro to nano.

Source: http://www.highteknology.com/2018/05/you-will-soon-cut-your-sim-card-again.html

This is for those that use Tecno and infinix. I use a global brand, and both SIM slots are nano! I don't care about Tecno and infinix

isan:
But american returnees told all electrical wire are underground

I tire o!

Na Lekki own remain! So that all those arrogant idiots that love to show of their fake lives, which is dependent on borrowed funds, can begin to humble themselves.

Stupid country! After dem go dey form say
they are organised and developed country. See the way electricity wires just dey hang and fly up and down like Isale eko(Lagos Island)

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After breaking the walls, I go still pay 100k for wall AC. Abeg nobody dey break walls again bro. Na old school!