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mambodilah:
Hello everyone!

I bring a great opportunity for all nairalanders.

Are you are a skilled person, a professional in your field or you have great knowledge about what you do? Or do you already teach or train people in your niche? Then this is the time to become one of our instructors and get paid by students that are interested in becoming a professionals too.

We need a certain number of instructors that have learning materials (eg; write-ups, videos etc) that can be used to teach people. And we shall include you as an instructor into our new platform which is an advanced training online system. This means our customers are going to become your students and pay you for your course online and receive all lessons online.

We want instructors from various categories...
The following are the major categories we have for now:

Computer skills/ training
Entrepreneurship/Business ventures
Edutional tutorials (on any subject)
Health and fitness

Please drop your comments if you are interested.
We would also like to select from other categories that may not be related to those mentioned above.

So if you have any other knowledge about other things you are free to drop your comments.

Thanks.

Entrepreneurship/Sales and Marketing

beeyourduhn:
RelianceHMO (www.reliancehmo.com) is an innovative health insurance company that uses software, data science and telemedicine to make health insurance more affordable, easier to access and more of a delightful experience. Headquartered in Lagos, Nigeria, the company pioneered monthly payments for health insurance products and is at the forefront of creating more pocket-friendly and innovative health products for consumers across Nigeria.

Key Responsibilities

Sell RelianceHMO health insurance products from their designated RelianceHMO branded kiosks within pharmacies and supermarkets in Lagos
Explain the sign-up process and on-board prospective subscribers
Market RelianceHMO and create awareness for the company

Key Requirements
HND and OND holders (others are welcome)
Should have previously worked - or have an understanding - of sales/ target driving job.
Candidates should be confident, outspoken and able to convince customers to subscribe to RelianceHMO
Candidate should live close enough to locations where there are kiosks/vacancies to ensure successful candidates are able to easily commute to and from work.
Preferably, the candidate should have a functioning Android phone

Available Locations include:
Ikeja
Victoria Island
Surulere
Lekki
Festac
Isolo/Okota
Lagos Island
Yaba
Omole/Ojodu
Ajah
Maryland
Gbagada
Ikoyi
Ikota
Other Information
Career Growth: Offline Sales Agent > Team Lead > Sales Coordinator
Pay:
Competitive salary plus commission.

Send all Applications to hello@reliancehmo.com

''The candidate should have a functioning android phone'' . Very funny and stupid. So u expect me to use my privately acquired android phone for your business abi; and what happens to work tool from your company. Una dey madd!!!

ChiWelo:
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ikechemez:
Please house is this real?.


M.GLOBAL RESOURCES INVITES YOU FOR APTITUDE TEST/BRIEFING ON Wed 9/05/18 BY 9:AM @ 19 BODE THOMAS ROAD, AWOYOKUN/ONIPANU B/STOP. REF:MGR/12/JE; HR:090-8041-6747

With the way the advert is coined, one would know its GNLD.

Nwanyioma81:
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Nigeria using your Smartphone and/or Laptop

 Bitcoin
 Bulk SMS
 GOTV
 DsTV
 STARTIMES
 SMILE Bundles
 WAEC Result Checker
 Virtual Top Up Airtime, you read that right, VTU.

Note there’s noharge for using any of the services, meaning you won’t be charged
for service cost – more profit.


Interested persons should drop their email address for more enlightenment...

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pakpan89:
REASON:

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Kindly send a mail to the email at the signature to get reply with details. Welcome.

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Bagehot:
For starters, if you start out disadvantaged, why shouldn't you have uncommon zeal? I keep saying this thing is a myth, cos I have hired dozens - maybe even hundreds in my time in banking and investment management that didn't know anyone. This 'long leg' thing is mostly hype: unless you are coming from Obasanjo or Osinbajo, no first-rate bank or company would break their backs to take you in - and even the calibre of people that can get you in probably won't want to cash in their good-will by always helping every tom, harry and jones with a job.

I have seen countless candidates from top-people in Nigeria that didn't get jobs; think about it: how many positions are in large companies compared to the number of VIPs in Nigeria? Have you ever asked why you give your resume to that top-man or chief, and never get a response? Its cos there are so many people currying favours, that top executives can't be bothered - they would only play to the gallery.

Do you even imagine the people running the companies are stupid that they would stock their firms with incompetent people in the name of doing favours to all sorts?

U better be realistic cos u know the truth. This is Nigeria.

FunnyDude:
Look for schools around you and apply for a teaching job. At all at all na winch my brother. From there you will spread your tentacles for the big shot. Idleness is very bad.

Good one. The problem is most Nigerian fresh graduates are looking for comfortable jobs. Why does the guy not look for some marketing jobs, even if salary no dey, still use that one dey find another job. I started with a marketing job(commission only) for a telecom firm, and after 3 months they moved me to another dept called Key Account dept with salary attached. Later a GSM company came to buy the company 100% and I became a part of the GSM company. Most Nigerian youths are lazy; waiting for a chevron and Mobil jobs before they can say they have a job. Most companies are looking for marketers. Start from there first, then network yourself. There are several insurance companies,banks looking for marketers. Marketing does not kill. Also he could learn a skill and provide service where such is needed.Simple.

mysticbeing:
If positions are filled why are you posting a job ad?

I wonder. Foolish people everywhere.

Timiblanko:
As in if you see the way people abuse this drug in my area it is just too much. I don't know what pleasure they derive from it.

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Na mumu level! boys trying to impress empty brain ladies with several fuccks because of stupid boobs and ass dey carry. Women are just fools, and the guys that allow themselves to be used to by fucking insatiable appetite of the ladies, and on top give them money join. You stress urself take tramadol to fucck one stupid empty brain girl wey carry front and back, you hump like say u wan die thereby increasing your cardiovascular risk, girl just lie down like log of wood, u still give the mumu girl money. Guys can be foolish because of pussy and boobs. Go hellfire go face Baba!

RealDannie:
And he took it for what exactly?

To FCK well of course!

Canadamigrate:
It happens also in Canada

welcome canada refugee

temitofa:
MTN Nigeria is increasing the number of digits for the PINS on recharge vouchers from 16 to 17 digits. This means that when you purchase a scratch card of any denomination, the number of PINs you will type in the process of loading will be 17.

Back in 2016, the foremost telecom operator increased the number of digits from 12 to 16 now, it’s taking it to 17 digit. We just hope by 2020, we will not be counting 20 digits.

Despite the change the old 16 digit vouchers remain valid and useable. Also, whether you recharge a 16 or 17 digit pin code the value of the airtime remains the same.

https://www.tellforceblog.com/2018/05/mtn-introduces-17-digit-mtn-recharge-pin.html

Clueless network provider. Are they still producing physical and logical recharge means, or they are going electronic with VTU since everybody now does VTU?

ebiluv:
American International Insurance Company Plc. Otherwise referred to as AIICO Insurance Plc. with International affiliations needs the services of:
Business Development Officers and
Sales Executives.

Remuneration very attractive.

Qualifications:
a. Degree Holders
b. HND, OND, and NCE

Closing Date: A month from the date of Advert Publication

All applications must be forwarded to the Email: kelechiashagwara@gmail.com

Aiico una dey mad! U people would employ responsible people and start using them as slaves seeking who to buy your stupid insurance policies under the scorching sun and unfavourable atmosphere abi? Make una fear God o AIICO

rman:
If MTN goes to the stock exchange later in the year as promised, will Nigerians still refer to them as a South African company?

What a lot of people do not know is that South Africans no longer have majority shares in MTN group.

You guys should leave this MTN coming to the stock market thing. Their share ain't gonna do well, ask prospective stock experts. They are only coming to the Nigerian market to fulfil their selfish aim and objective so as to cushion the huge effect of the NCC penalty fine. Useless networks!

bamac:
I agree with you that Jumia needs to work more, but one thing we must all know is this, no perfect organization. Apart from that, we should also understand that ecommerce in Nigeria is not as sweet as those of the western world and this is obvious as Jumia remain the standing online mall as others are facing serious battle not just with the economy but people that surrounds the organization which includes the customers too as many people are fraudulent. Many will order and request for pay on delivery and on the day of delivery they will reject the item, not because it is bad but because they don't have money.
Many tried making order as they want to see if it will work out. We also have many who will receive theie order and will change the item to another one and complain that the company responsible delivered wrong, malfunctioning or incomplete item, meanwhile they changed the package themselves.

Many among vendors too will take good item to Jumia or the company during assessment or even when the quality assurance team comes for visitation in order to ensure items by the vendor are perfect, they will never display the bad items which they have in large quantities, the few good and quality ones will be displayed in their store but when it is time to fulfil their part of the deal they deliver something else.

I am not a full time Jumia staff but a full time independent sales consultant. I have been in this business for more than 2 years and i can say that my customers have enjoyed the best items from Jumia, this is because i select the best item from best vendors while i track the delivery agent for successful delivery of any item i order.

Those companies, institutions and groups that i make bulk orders for have never complained about my service and Jumia as a whole, not because everything is perfect but because i know my job.

With the issue of the OP, i know what i quickly had to do to get her item delivered which included calling the supposed delivery agent and the office itself despite the fact that the customer herself had already made different calls which proved abortive as the issue eas network related and not the fault of the delivery agent in the picture attached above. And once in a while such issue occurs, even in our private businesses we have times when such mix up comes up, the response at resolution matters.

Even those western online malls do face many of these issues we are facing with Jumia and others here, but possibly because they have stronger government policies in place, they get resolurions to issues as fast as possible, unlike here where those with influence get 5 star service at the expense of the poor.

Jumia may not be perfect, but trust me, as much as Jumia is trying her best to be of great service to the people, the people around it do not want it to move,but whether they like or not, Jumia will stand.

I wish Jumia can pay you for this publicity, and even make u their staff. But hell no, they would rather employ their relatives. I did same for MTN too where I worked for 10 years as contract, they never even looked at me twice.

Sagay212:
Keep quiet. Glo is the worst network in the world. Dont even come here to talk trash about glo being the best. Support people who cannot provide simple 4g while other networks are. Abeg park one side

I have always struggled using MTN at home for like 7 years. It's been terrible. So people in my area advised to use GLO, but I kept doubting, not until I tried it on Saturday. LTE and 3G all very fast on GLO. I don't have to run up and down looking for network around my home and my immediate environment anymore. It was very terrible for 7 years. I even complained to MTN to optimize the network, upon everything, no show. For u guys info, I worked for MTN for 10 years so I know what the network strengths are. I am particular about where I Iive and do 95% of my browsing. GLO data also does not deplete quickly. MTN bullshit data exhausts like pure water.! I don't give a damn about their rip off network. Even the voice call very fast on GLO. I even discovered GLO has very sweet data plans. They even send me updates on how to check my balance and my bonus available, and also very user friendly. I have also visited several communities in my area and GLO has been extremely fast. GLO is the best
U guys can go to hell with MTN.

sinorte:
Your comment is fraught with calumny and it's obvious you're only out to distort the truth. I would have been able to help with whatever issues you 'had' with the network (that's even if there's any) if you would come out clean.

Be assured that MTN's data revenue growth is not a fluke but a representation of subscribers' continued trust in the yellow network. As a company out to make its customers happy, MTN continues to invests heavily in network productivity and optimisation. If you don't know, you don't know.

So, brother, it's high time you rejoined the MTN network where you can do amazing things with data and enjoy seamless data experience.

Lest I forget, I posted this comment in the middle of the sea on MTN network and there was no break in data coverage.

MTN dey deceive u with the peanut salary dem dey pay u abi?

PorchApp:
I made a post yesterday with Order Number: # 361265466 about Jumia not delivering my Tablet to me since 20/04/2018. Jumia have delivered the tablet to me now. Big Thanks to Nairaland and Bigger thanks to Jumia and @Bamac

So I have decided to re-edit this post.

Whether Jumia delivered it or not, or whether u get satisfaction or not; the fact remains that Jumia is still messed fuuked up! They should work on their logistics. Assholes!

Truth234:
MTN Nigeria Communications Limited has announced a year-on-year increase of 73.2 per cent in revenue from data services for the first quarter of this year.

A statement issued by Public Relations and Protocol Manager, Mr. Funso Aina, on Thursday said the digital mobile operators grew its total revenue for the quarter by 14.4 per cent.

The company, however, did not disclose what the earnings mean in monetary terms. It pledged to release detailed results on May 7.

The statement read in part, “MTN Nigeria subscribers increased by 4.3 per cent quarter-on-quarter to 54.5 million.

“Constant currency (organic) service revenue increased by 14.4 per cent and data revenue increased 73.2 per cent year-on-year.”

The statement quoted the Chief Executive Officer, MTN Nigeria, Ferdi Moolman, to have said, “MTN Nigeria delivered a strong performance for the first quarter of 2018, supported by growth in data revenue and increased scale. We also maintained positive momentum in growing our subscriber base and maintaining our network leadership position.”

He added that MTN continued with the positive momentum of 2017, increasing service revenue by 14.4 per cent year-on-year, supported by a 73.2 per cent increase in data revenue and 15.2 per cent growth in voice revenue.

In the first quarter of 2018, the earnings before interest, tax, depreciation and amortisation margin expanded to 41.8 per cent due to well controlled expenses and a stable naira, he added.

The mobile operator reported net additions in the quarter of 2.3 million following on from the two million net additions in the fourth quarter of 2017, which was supported by the increase in the SIM registration footprint.

http://investorsking.com/mtn-grows-data-revenue-73/

Nonsense network. I started using GLO network on Saturday 28/4/2018 and to be sincere, its been a very great experience using it to browse. GLO is the best!! Let's support our own indigenous network doing us proud, and stop patronizing these fraudulent and slave driver MTN and other South African firms.GLO just bailed me out of this useless MTN network I have patronized since inception.

owukpa:
A young man identified as Etim, believed to be in his late 20s has died after reportedly consuming over a thousand milligram of tramadol in Obaganya Otukpo, Benue State.

[url]WWW.IDOMAVOICE.COM[/url] was gathered that Eti, who is popularly known as Ratty, was rushed to Abba clinic at Ogiri Oko street when he became unconscious after taking the substance on April 30.

He was pronounced dead on Wednesday after spending three days at the hospital and was buried the same day.

A source at the hospital said that the tramadol dosage he took was too much for his system to withstand which led to the destruction of some vital organs.

"He became extremely weak and couldn't even say a word throughout his stay at the hospital till he gave up the ghost,' the source said.



Source>>>> www.idomavoice.com/2018/05/young-man-dies-in-otukpo-after-taking.html

The girl wey him wan Bleep now go still dey alive. Useless lazy fellow!

oludarekehinde:
It my be difficult for you to make it in life, how can you say it's a lie, something you've nor verify. Your mate are making thousands of naira on monthly basis and u are there saying liar

Ur papa no make am na that's the reason u are struggling with a fraudulent business abi?

philsbaba:
I would really appreciate it if the mods can push this to front page; so that other job seekers would not fall for the scam.

During the weekend I was sending my cv to different email addresses of company representatives for the purpose of employment.

I sent so many mails and I'm can't even remember all the companies I sent mails to.

While I was praying this morning, a call came in, then i paused my prayers and picked the call and the person asked if he was speaking to "Michael" I said yes; and he said he is calling to remind me of an interview that I've been scheduled for by 11:00am today.

They said they sent me a mail, I didn't get any mail tho, so I asked him to send me the address of the company. The name of the company is Mc Dorsey. He sent the address as a text.

After the call I quickly finished my prayers and started to prepare for the interview. That was around 9:30am.

The company is in obalende in Victoria island. My mom quickly helped me iron my white shirt and navy blue chinos. I ate and by 10:00 am I was all set.

Thank God I didn't bother to wear my blazers self, na that one for pain me pass. I sha hold my tie and when I got to obalende I dropped and wore my tie and entered their office.

I met the receptionist and she welcomed warmly and asked me to sit, after sitting she give me some papers to go through, I would attach it with this mail.

The part wey pain me pass for this long epistle is that, this rubbish people should have simply sent this rubbish paper they give me to my mail so that I won't bother to borrow 1000 naira for transport from my mother.

How can they call a graduate to do a 30,000 naira per month job and if he doesn't refer up to 5 customers, he won't be paid .

Please if anybody calls you for any rubbish interview at Mc Dorsey in obalende, tell them to hold their interview, that you're not doing.

They did not even want me to take the rubbish paper along. But thank Gid I snapped it. My dad simply told me it's a waste of time when I informed him

U get luck say no be GNLD.

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BiggerbossAmani:

Why do God create women to behave foolish/brainless towards men.

This is why I think ladies need to be slap more than 10 times everyday.

I approached one idiot girl this night, I greeted this girl almost 2 times no response from her the only thing she did was to looked at me from head to toe and moved away without saying a word

If not for only thing I would've slap the hell out of her or probably give her the insult of her life so that next time she will be respectful.

Don't mind her. All ladies are bunch of fools with goat brain. No apologies.

Smike02:
Good day, business minded fellows

here is an opportunity to invest with a company that deals in real estate, O&G and solid minerals. They need few investors who will invest between 20k to 100k for a short term period of 2 months. They pay interest monthly for 2 months and will return capital + 10% profit in the third month. This is not a scam and you can request to see me face to face so we can discuss more. Its a one time opportunity and if you don't invest now you might have to wait for another 3-4months to get the opportunity to invest in the next available window.

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