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TV/Movies / Re: Beatrice Evicted From Bbnaija House by tundchip2: 7:53pm On Aug 08, 2021
Politics / Re: GT Bank Changes Name To GTCO by tundchip2: 8:02pm On Aug 04, 2021
This thing is too long
Why you quote am?


Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her I'm Not Interested ? by tundchip2: 6:51pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ghost on her bro. Explanation ain't necessary!
You're a king bro.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Her I'm Not Interested ? by tundchip2: 6:49pm On Aug 04, 2021

" Angry Lover kills her Man in a moment of Rage because he claimed to be tired of the Relationship" grin grin
Trust grin grin
He lives for that grin grin


Crime / Re: UNIPORT Student Stabbed After Writing Final Exam - UNIPORT NEWS by tundchip2: 6:41pm On Aug 04, 2021
You dey uniport, you dey wear vikings shirt
Investment / Re: Gloria Osei (Landlagos, Porkmoney, Hyberfactory And Porkoyum) & Husband Wanted by tundchip2: 5:13pm On Aug 04, 2021
See how police decribe the woman grin grin grin


Politics / Re: Aerial View Of The Nigeria Military Formation On Duty- Photo by tundchip2: 3:51pm On Aug 03, 2021

Pdp keypad warrior

Mr I too know
Apc BMC keyboard warrior

Alias Mr. Kap too much.

Triangle formation. Best offensive
Offensive here and there, no significant progress since 2011. Ghost towns and deserted villages, idp keeps increasing like Nigeria's inflation.

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Romance / Re: Showing Up Empty-handed At Your Host's House. Good Or Bad? by tundchip2: 3:50pm On Aug 03, 2021
I don't expect but, if you bring, it's okay.
And, if I'm okay financially, I'll buy a little gift when I'm visiting. Or if it's my boys, I'll bring that big 'ol bag of weed.
The goat of gifts. grin
Politics / Re: Soldiers Accompanying Children To School In North-eastern Nigeria. by tundchip2: 3:42pm On Aug 03, 2021

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Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Offended America’s Interest In Hushpuppi MultimillionDollar Fraud by tundchip2: 3:40pm On Aug 03, 2021
We all know he can't be extradited even though we all look forward to it.
Just know that one day, he'll get paid in his own coin against all the innocents he and his boys have killed and extorted.

Make una just put am inside carton. Do am like bubu do dikko that year, make he go enjoy the next 20 years in Alcatraz.
Lord have mercy on his yansh

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Politics / Re: Police Parade Elvis Okafor Arrested While Buying Food For Sick Mum As ESN Member by tundchip2: 3:31pm On Aug 03, 2021
Every policeman is another lesser kyari or bigger kyari. They're all the same thing.
If no one pointed it out, that's how they'll kill the boy or send him to prison for what he didn't do.
Death to NPF. E be like sey we go dey mount them excess now, on a kom kom.
I bet it's because he didn't have money to bail himself when they arrested him.


Politics / Re: Ahmad Isah: Abba Kyari Shouldn’t Go Down For One Mistake by tundchip2: 2:11pm On Aug 03, 2021
My respect for this abobi just went down.
Ever since he slapped like three people, I know something has been up.
Kyari that was the first OC SARS. Do you know how many people innocents he and his boys have killed and maimed and extorted?

Ordinary president don dey kap nonsense.

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Health / Re: Sick Nigerian Soldier Receiving Treatment From His Colleague In The Bush(photo) by tundchip2: 2:04pm On Aug 03, 2021

Somedays are sweet.
Especially when they're rolling innocent ipobians in the mud or flexing muscle on yourba monarchs.
Health / Re: Sick Nigerian Soldier Receiving Treatment From His Colleague In The Bush(photo) by tundchip2: 2:01pm On Aug 03, 2021
1 year in the bush, no rotation on time.
Allowance and salary not paid on time. This is what you get for fighting a government sponsored war.
Travel / Re: Akwa Ibom Is So Beautiful (picture) by tundchip2: 2:00pm On Aug 03, 2021
Crime / Re: Gang Of Girls Attack A Young Girl, Beat Her Over Boyfriend (graphic Video) by tundchip2: 1:59pm On Aug 03, 2021
The manchi no go pass Jeff
Romance / Re: I am the brokest person on nairaland see evidence PHOTOS by tundchip2: 1:52pm On Aug 03, 2021
Whom ever they sent dis to.from today,will begin to have millions meet millions in his/her account.and may GOD give dat person power to make wealth ijn.
Forget prayers, if he doesn't work hard, shingbain, he no go see.
Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya And Lilo Having A Nice Time Together In London (Photos) by tundchip2: 1:47pm On Aug 03, 2021

HIV no be new thing for Benue people na. infact HIV na the last thing he needs to get bfr he's crowned Tor tiv of Benue
Subuhanallah grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Ghost Terrorizes Family In The United Kingdom (Pictures) by tundchip2: 1:40pm On Aug 03, 2021
If it's in the UK, I believe it.


Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested For Wire Fraud In US by tundchip2: 12:34pm On Aug 03, 2021
We're learning for where Romania, Russia, china and north Korea dey.
Crime / Re: Couple Arrested In Delta For Staging Daughter's Kidnap To Repay Bank Loan by tundchip2: 12:24pm On Aug 03, 2021
If the parents stage kidnap, who is paying the Ransome?

Udokabadnews on the beat grin cheesy


Romance / Re: My Biggest regret In Life Is To Be Disvirgin By Prostitutes by tundchip2: 12:19pm On Aug 03, 2021
Bs. So you think your bad luck is because you got disvirgined by a prostitute? If na that ni, most people for get bad luck too na.
Bros, get your sheet together.


Computers / Re: Honest Laptop Repairer Needed In Ibadan by tundchip2: 7:54am On Jul 21, 2021

Alright, link me up with him
0807 616 7003
Computers / Re: Honest Laptop Repairer Needed In Ibadan by tundchip2: 6:30am On Jul 21, 2021
Hello, good morning. Please I need a good and honest laptop repairer in Ibadan. Please help refer one to me.
I have an honest one in mokola roundabout.
You interested?
Education / Re: Uniben Student Gunned Down After Signing Out by tundchip2: 10:00pm On Jun 29, 2021
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad..although a life without ruggedity is not worth living But the need to use sense can not be over emphasized
99% intelligenci and 1% ruggedity.

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Romance / Re: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by tundchip2: 11:15am On Jun 29, 2021
You no dey fùck her well, else she go dey respect you.
Tiri gbosa for you


Romance / Re: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by tundchip2: 10:43am On Jun 29, 2021

How's he a simp?

The op and the wife are both at fault.
I see the op coming here to write an epistle on how his wife left him.
Communication is key. I guess you guys have been falling out and this is not the first time.

I think the op is just insecure and,
OP might soon loose his wife to someone who doesn't care if his wife wears skimpy dress anywhere.

Because, I don't see why this degenerated into an argument.

And btw, why do i think the story's fake?

And P.S- the OP is a church freak.

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Romance / Re: Look at What My Shakara Has Almost Cost Me [Picture] by tundchip2: 11:57pm On Jun 28, 2021
There was a chat I had with a girl that liked me a lot some years ago. I posted it on Nairaland and haters abused me as if I killed Jesus, so I ended up turning it to a book called Mrs. Vicky.

In the book, I included all the comments from haters and it's what made the book turn to 200+ pages. Without those haters, that book would've been less than 90 pages. So, thanks to haters. Without you, there will be no me. grin The best way to make money is to catch cruise while doing it.

Whenever I sell a copy of that book, I always send her 1k card. If I sell more than 3, I send 5k to her account. That girl is on my payroll for life as long as the book sells.

She still likes me, but I told her to get a new man because I don't date. I love being single and stress-free. Money and my haters are the only things I like.

The moral of the story is: if they reject what you gave them for free, delete it, repackage it, and sell it to them. This takes skills and endurance, but you'll get there.

Even if they refused buying at first, one day, with a great marketing strategies, they'll start buying. It's just like Bitcoin. No matter how stagnant Bitcoin is, one day, it will start moving upward. Patience is key. So, start buying Bitcoin today.

Haters can't bring you down — they can only make you more popular and richer. Bitcoin can't go away — it can only crash, but it will surely rise again. Be steadfast.

So the girl just dey receive alert for just chatting with you?

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Romance / Re: The Insinuation That Everything Is About Money.... by tundchip2: 1:36am On Mar 15, 2021

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