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Culture › Re: be good to everybody by tundchip2: 10:04am On Jul 11, 2020

Yahoo ni babalawo.

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Romance › Re: is this normal Or i need to seek attention by tundchip2: 9:59am On Jul 11, 2020

8 years, no sex?
Hmmmm. There maybe nothing wrong with you, but your relationship with the girl needs a reality check.
8 years?, where is she getting it from, or is she also a "virgin" or na celibacy?

But wait, don't you get aroused or is there something I'm not understanding here.

Politics › Re: Magu Shuns Police Cell, Sleeps In Mosque by tundchip2: 9:49am On Jul 11, 2020

LibertyRep:
A privileged detainee

Last last, the charade will end with a soft landing and plea bargain.

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This

Romance › Re: My Experience With A “church Girl” by tundchip2: 9:44am On Jul 11, 2020

Churchy girls? I'm outta here dawg. She's prolly fuvcking the pastor or one brother.
Some would start going to church, doing all churchy stuffs just to get her to fall in love and of course, the pum pum.
It's up to you, and remember, Don't Get Simped.

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Politics › Re: Legal Basis For The Fbi’s Arrest Of Hushpupi by tundchip2: 9:38am On Jul 11, 2020

That may work.
But they'll still find a charge on his numerous offences to dock him there. Then he might also be sentenced there and extradited to St Kitts Or Dubai for the jail term and later get extradited to Nigeria after finishing his sentence.

Politics › Re: Magu To Explain Link With Bureau-de-change Over N336B, $435M, & €14M by tundchip2: 9:13am On Jul 11, 2020*

ikorodureporta:
Meanwhile, some unknown people allegedly broke into the new office of the NFIU and destroyed computers containing certain vital and sensitive documents that could help in the investigation of the former EFCC boss.

Looters looting Looters

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Romance › Re: +18 Which Do You Prefer? [Picture] by tundchip2: 6:33am On Jul 11, 2020

Nice boobs. Reminds me of jenny and our kitchen adventures.

Romance › Re: Human-chimpanzee Love Affair Produced A Son: Mother Confirmed by tundchip2: 2:08pm On Jul 10, 2020

culidea:
“Sexual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported,”

Angola President João Lourenço has already nicknamed the boy the “Angolan Miracle Child” as well as praising the young man as a “national treasure,” “a sign from God” and a “testament to the majesty and greatness of the Republic of Angola.”

WTF did i just read? huh

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If A Man Beat Your Wife But You Can't Beat Him? by tundchip2: 1:37pm On Jul 10, 2020

Haaaaa..... I'll allow the matter to die down first. Then I'll call kelvo, we go carry am go Jerusalem.
By the time he comes back, he'll know that albino nor be white man.
Have you guys heard of people getting tortured without inflicting physical harm on them? It's worse than normal torture�.

If you funck up, guy, you must collect oh. I forgive but i never forget. He has already crossed me by beating my wife. He'll cross me again if i Forget.

Celebrities › Re: Chiwetel Ejiofor Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by tundchip2: 8:47am On Jul 10, 2020

Nigerianleleyi0:
Waz the problem?

You wanted to write HBD but i guess your auto correct changed it to rip..

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Celebrities › Re: Chiwetel Ejiofor Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by tundchip2: 8:44am On Jul 10, 2020

Nigerianleleyi0:
Rip to you my man

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Celebrities › Re: Chiwetel Ejiofor Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by tundchip2: 8:43am On Jul 10, 2020

Ayee.. British nigerian. And he looks better with a full hair btw

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Romance › Re: Please What Business Can With 800k. by tundchip2: 8:06am On Jul 10, 2020

Some i know of are, Transportation business or Agro commodities exporting.

For the transportation business, like here in Abuja, you could add more money to buy a toks uber corolla and give it to someone that would be delivering like 25k-30k per week.

Or you could buy a cheaper car less than 800k for interstate transportation and be getting returns of around 25k every week also.

For the Agro commodities, you'll have to have experience in that before you can start so as not to lose your capital.

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Romance › Re: How Do U Overcome Jealousy Feelings by tundchip2: 7:28am On Jul 10, 2020

Descortes:
you know me before?

Damn, who broke you? I can smell low self esteem from a mile away.
Try and build yourself, you don't need to be all macho on a faceless forum.

Romance › Re: How Do U Overcome Jealousy Feelings by tundchip2: 7:24am On Jul 10, 2020

Everyone get jealous too, but some don't take it to heart. My friend just bought a car, I might be a little jealous for a lil while, then the jealousy discards from my mind.
Like the poster above me said "acknowledge the feeling, but don’t give it verbal expression.

I've programmed my mind not to be jealous because:: there's one popular gee proverb

"na lazy man who tomorrow nor sure for dey jealous/ envy his next man".

As far as you know you're on the right track, on the right doings, the big bag o' booty would come your way or whatever your soul/mind is seeking for.

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Romance › Re: How Do U Overcome Jealousy Feelings by tundchip2: 7:14am On Jul 10, 2020

Descortes:
lol. Did I lie?

You are jealous because your friend got a cheerful giver of a man and you've never had such a man.
I vividly remember a thread where you lamented of always getting stingy men

I have told you.. you go OLD

Damn,
broke bitter people everywhere..

I see, you're jealous of the OP too.

Travel › Re: Lagos Abeokuta Express Road As At Yesterday (pictures) by tundchip2: 12:21pm On Jul 09, 2020

splendour7:
Afonja Media And Online Propagandists Wont Show You This! Lolz When You Hear Them Shouting "Southeast Is Potopoto" You Will Think The Whole Sw Is Like London, Not Knowing That They Have The Main Potopoto Island In Their Back Yard,you Need To See The Flood In Ogun The Other Day Lolz.

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Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Allegedly Test Positive To Coronavirus In US Prison by tundchip2: 7:42pm On Jul 08, 2020

What now??

Romance › Re: Can Any Woman In This World Do This? by tundchip2: 7:39pm On Jul 08, 2020

With better divcking. She'll be the one providing for you instead. wink

Romance › Re: Can A Woman Still Think Of Ex Even If She's Into Another Relationship? by tundchip2: 4:14pm On Jul 08, 2020

Okafor's law exists for a reason. wink

Romance › Re: Why Are Some Men Like This? [Picture] by tundchip2: 11:32am On Jul 07, 2020

James4bright:
Women would most likely chat better with a wealthy guy. Few weeks ago, I created a new Facebook account, then added my recent pictures. I was looking really dope and wealthy.

You should see how many friend requests and messages I was getting from random girls.

Girls are selective with who they chat with. Just be wealthy and watch them reply your boring texts swiftly.

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What you said is true. But some people just don't know how to chat. I. E they can't comprehend simple English to construct a meaningful conversation. I'm not abusing anyone tho.

Romance › Re: Don't Take Her For Granted by tundchip2: 11:09am On Jul 07, 2020

I love your blog.

Properties › Re: Help Me In This Decision. by tundchip2: 11:08am On Jul 07, 2020

Abuja obviously.
In 5 years time, the 1million Naira land in Abuja would have appreciated to like 6 times its value or more.

Romance › Re: How Often Do You Celebrate Your Birthdays? by tundchip2: 9:53am On Jul 07, 2020

cfree14:
By the way, Today is my girlfriend's birthday and guess what, she don post her pictures full Facebook

Is her name Jennine? Cos there's one Jennine that has been disturbing our timeline since 3 am this morning with pictures.

Crime › Re: Woodbery Defrauded US Firm Of $15.3 Million Stashed Away In Bitcoin Wallet by tundchip2: 8:02am On Jul 07, 2020*

If i no get money, God no go happy with me cos. All the people wey get am so, dem no get two head-
Erigga 2011

Their Fada still remains Emmanuel Nwude.
I can't get enough information on this man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXl26TxDDxc

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Romance › Re: Chai! Another Girl Has Done It Again! (photos) by tundchip2: 9:43pm On Jul 06, 2020

zeemahn:
Do you visit 9gag?

No.
By the way, I just checked the site now and it's cool �.

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Crime › Re: 4 Popular Nigerians That Have Been Charged & Arrested Abroad For Fraud by tundchip2: 12:53pm On Jul 06, 2020

Ayeee.
Nollywood should make a film about Emmanuel Nwude, set awon "Frank abignale", set awon "Mastermind".
I mean, the man did face to face fraud, no hacking, no spamming, no laundering.
280M$ in the 1980s converted to today's money value is above hushpuppi's 450$M loot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXl26TxDDxc

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Family › Re: What's Your Closest Range To A Gun Shot? My Experience by tundchip2: 12:49pm On Jul 06, 2020

Ife, osun state, 2015.

After the students riot that day, I, Igharo, his girlfriend and my girlfriend went to the wrecked female hostel to pack some of their stuffs that hadn't been looted. We were upstairs in the female hostel,
Na so we just heard "gbawww"
it was from a Cut to size double barrel, so loud. I had seen it on one of the Vikings boys in the afternoon when they were rioting and destroying.

And Kelvin don tell me sey make I no go out that day that cultists boys could use this opportunity to count score.

Back to us at the female hostel,
Me and my guy took off, the girls also ran, we got downstairs and hid behind a spoilt geepee water tank. Na so the guys just point torch light at the tank wey we dey, na so our shadow betray us..

Then they were shouting and running towards us "who goes there" "who be" blah blah blah, the girls just stood there screaming and crying, me and igharo took off, we ran round the hostel as they were pursuing us, igharo scaled the fence and landed into a light swamp he almost drowned, Na God. I tried scaling the fence but i was too heavy to lift my self even in the "Adrenaline rush induced" moment, I ran to the other side and saw a metal gate that had been closed for years, luckily it had some rails i could climb, like James Bond, as i was about to step on the rails to scale the gate na another "gbawww" it was deafening, I guess the guy pointed the gun in the wrong direction even when he was already close to me Or God just didn't want me to die like that, cos the shrapnel alone from the gun could hurt me bad, but God didn't allow.

Na so i just scale the fence m, dey run enter deep forest, I guess the guy got tired and stopped running after me.

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Health › Re: Bubonic Plague Hits China. Country Bans Eating Animals Carrying Black Death Bug by tundchip2: 12:17pm On Jul 06, 2020

China and virus shaa.
And niggas here who would eat anything.

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