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TravelRe: Please If You Have Any Relatives Abroad In America Check Up on Them. by tunnyl(m): 2:34pm On Apr 12, 2025
Ahn ahn. This OP guy is terribly amusing. Instead make he talk seh he just carry random images online to buttress his point or paint pictures of the disaster he dey lie ontop lie. E no kom sabi lie ontop. Yeye person
Christianity EtcAllah Is The Best Of Planners And A Mocker Of Enemies by tunnyl(op): 12:31pm On Apr 12, 2025
This is a perfect example of why you should hold firmly to God.

Pharaoh for instance received a prophecy of his death coming from an Israelite boy in his kingdom.

Pharoah’s plan:

To Kill all Israelite’s new born son

Allah’s plan:

Put Moses in a basket, I will land him in Pharoah’s house and Pharoah will feed Moses till he is old enough to fulfil the prophecy.
HealthRe: I Just Did A Free Surgery In A Private Hospital by tunnyl(op): 9:22pm On Mar 25, 2025
dawnomike:
That os the benefit of health insurance... Unfortunately, so many Nigerians don't make use of such and then gbam!, they are sick and hv to visit hospitals to pay exhorbitant bills.
You can visit any general hospital or health center close to you and inquire about ilera eko. They will guide you on how to go about it. You can select any hospital of your choice whether private or public.

Or you can also visit any local govt office near you and ask about ilera eko.

Nb: its only available in Lagos o
RomanceA Very Important Warning To Young Guys About The Ladies Of This Generation by tunnyl(op): 8:46am On Mar 15, 2025
Listen and listen good!.

This generation. The ladies of this generation. The ones that are of marriageable age. It is very sad that most of them are narcissists.

How do you recognize them?

In the talking stage, they will tell you sad stories of how their ex mistreated them and how their family members abandoned or hate them.

If you were unable to escape the above stage ( which you probably won’t because she will be so nice and sweet) and you ended up marrying her. Follow the below instructions strictly to prevent problems for yourself in future.

Number 1.

No matter how terrible your situation is or how nice she seem, do not borrow money from your girlfriend or wife until you have successfully demonstrated that you are a capable man and you are just in a temporary financial situation. Or you have done thorough research from her friends and family secretly about her generosity.

Number 2.

Do not tell her about any of your secrets or involve her in any of your runs. No matter how nice she seems.

Number 3.

Do not let her pressure you. There comes a time in any man’s life when he becomes financially handicapped. Do not let her pressure you into borrowing or engaging in illegal things.

A woman that uses financial excuse as a way to treat her husband badly will always find other excuses. Infact she might go to the extent of praying that you dont come put of your financial problem so she can continue her bad behavior

Number 4:

Dont believe any of her sob/sad stories! If she tells you a story of how she was treated bad by her ex or how her family abandoned her or if she is a single mother and she tells you how irresponsible her baby daddy is. Run! Run!! Run!!!. She will do the same to you later. She is the type that uses sympathy to gain Favour.

Number 5.

If you discover early that she has terrible character and you have corrected her with love and she doesn’t change. Make sure not to shout or yell negative words at her or body shame her. Most importantly make sure you dont use any of her family history to body shame her. If you cannot correct her just provide for her as a man and withdraw 80% of your attention from her.

The reason number 5 is one of the most important is because a woman of that character will becomes worse as time goes on. And she will do lots of things that will provoke you so much that you will want to lose your temper and say or do something very bad to her. She might even end up sleeping around!.

Dont expect her to be remorseful. If you call family meeting on her or she calls family meeting on you, or worse you guys take your matter to social media or human rights, your vices are what she will use against you.

She will mention how those few times you couldn’t take care of her. She will talk about that one time you abused one of her family members (based on the sad lies she told you in your talking stage).

She will talk about that one time you manipulated her into having sex with her after she has denied you sex for months. If you mistakenly slapped her, she will talk about it as if you slap her everyday. And if you are into illegal activities consider your life spoiled!

There is no winning for you in this case!

Whats the solution you may ask, since most females of nowadays have narcissistic tendencies?

Run away at the talking stage. And if you didnt or couldn’t run! And you ended up marrying her, live your separate lives and make sure you follow the above instructions carefully.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Swear To God, Coding Still Pays But Can You Bear The Initial Brunt? by tunnyl(m): 10:28am On Feb 28, 2025
Trollronaldo:
Yes, I was trying to let you see how little I earned and I was still persistent
Wow. Whats the market value now? And how person fit start abeg?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Swear To God, Coding Still Pays But Can You Bear The Initial Brunt? by tunnyl(m): 8:38am On Feb 28, 2025
Trollronaldo:
Learning coding is the issue, not getting jobs.. If you know coding very well and you exercise patience and apply for jobs, you will get the job.

My first coding job was as a frontend instructor, the initial pay as 40k and then I earned 100k. I got the job by contacting all the tech schools in my area. I bombed them daily.
The job I have now, I got it from a whatsapp job community. Someone posted it and then I chatted her up. I got the interview immediately and landed the job.

People don't want to do the due diligence, they want to start making a lot of money after 6 months, it does not work that way. I landed the job because I lectured the interviewer react, he was dazed. I could lecture him because I taught react for 1 year. At some point, the guy shouted "you be my Oga"

I advice people to give coding to years of learning before even thinking about making money
About learning the coding not being the problem i was speaking for myself and others like me.

Okay i can see how you get employed now:

1. Constantly send messages to agencies & tech schools
2. Join social media job groups.

By 100k you mean naira?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Swear To God, Coding Still Pays But Can You Bear The Initial Brunt? by tunnyl(m): 5:51am On Feb 28, 2025
Can you enlighten us more bro. Learning coding no b d issue. Getting jobs as a freelancer na the issue.

Enlighten us how u were able to secure jobs abeg and i no mind example of platform wey you use
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Testers For An App Required Nationwide: 08106399892 by tunnyl(m): 7:57pm On Feb 16, 2025
That incentive is too low sir. Or u meant 70k? Thats 4.5 usd per month
IslamRecite This Duas Regularly To Always Have Job Opportunities And Profit by tunnyl(op): 8:21pm On Feb 10, 2025
If you have always been in debt and always broke. You have tried everything and nothing is working. Allah can help your situation. This prayers will surely (Insha Allah) take you out of poverty.

If you are a trader or a freelancer or a contractor. these prayers will insha Allah help you to get constant profit and jobs to the point that you will start to reject some.

Don’t forget not to miss your 5 daily prayers and Tahajud. Even if its just two minutes at night. And lastly do away with anything spiritual that’s supposed to bring you good fortune and you know its not from God (whether you chant incantations on it or not).

Recite: La hawla walaku wata Illah bilahil Al-aliyul Al-Azeem constantly (Set a time for 30 minutes on tour phone if you must)

Secondly: Recite Surah Al Hashr verse 21 to 24 (Set 30 minutes on your timer)

Thirdly: Recite Sura 100 (Suratul Al Adiyat) (Set 30 minutes)


Recite these prayers at every chance you get. You will start seeing results from the next day (If Allah wills it). Even your health will improve and you will have more focus.

Its very important to always recite few verses from suratul baqarah even if its 5 verses to protect yourself and recite Ayatul kurisiu often also

Inshaallah your life will improve and Allah will guide you out of poverty into abundance.
RomanceRe: Help I Joined A Cults Where Men Sleep With Men . by tunnyl(m): 9:03pm On Feb 07, 2025
willi926:
My neighbor have this miracle leaves in their compound. What are the spiritual benefits. I know I use to see him eat the leaves in the morning, his son says it's for reducing blood sugar and diabetic. But I would like to know the spiritual uses, I mean the good side of it
I think you are talking about “Abamoda” leave. Its thick and watery when you eat it. It lowers blood pressure quickly. I have heard the rumor ofvits spiritual uses also. But eating too much of that leave will make you tired regularly and unproductive
RomanceRe: God Is Too Big To Worry About What We Do With Our Genitals ( Unpopular opinion) by tunnyl(m): 1:14pm On Jan 22, 2025
Thugnificent:
I mean there are billions of galaxies, trillions of stars, the Moon, Sun etc

Here on earth we have Wars, poverty, Natural disasters, Diseases etc

But no, God is worried that i went to fap in my bedroom to release Konji

Like doesn't that sound stupid?

Please Christians take some time to reason this matter

God bless 🙏
God is not human. Those things you listed are minute responsibilities for God.

Imagine what a computer can handle and how it solves problems all round with no single complain, now imagine how bog the creator of the creator of computers would be.

And even if you think God doesn’t care about your masturbation addiction, you cant go so far in life without discipline.
IslamRe: Recite This Dua To End Your Hardship by tunnyl(op): 11:26pm On Jan 20, 2025
Antlislaam:
Go and tell that to your chief imam
Orishirishi. Emo lori internet 😂😂
IslamRe: Recite This Dua To End Your Hardship by tunnyl(op): 10:15pm On Jan 20, 2025
Antlislaam:
I should try what? Shey as you see me so I resemble stone worshipper like you bah
😂😂😂😂 All the best man
IslamRe: Recite This Dua To End Your Hardship by tunnyl(op): 9:57pm On Jan 20, 2025
Antlislaam:
This is good for you at this time of Tpain
You can also try it. God doesn’t discriminate
Christianity EtcAnalysing Spiritual Matters Using AI As Reference by tunnyl(op): 9:51pm On Jan 20, 2025
An AI is created, trained and constantly upgraded to ensure proper functionality. Without these upgrades and monitoring the AI will go haywire and eventually extinct.

The world operates automatically. Anybody can enjoy its benefits on the surface but you need the manual and you need the developer’s feedback and upgrade to properly enjoy its benefits.

Put simply, The rain, Air, sunshine, moonlight, rotation of the planets are all automatic but when it comes time for the creatot to manipulate them to his will all he has to say to them is “Be, and it becomes”

Moral of the story is without constant communication with your creator you can’t fully enjoy the benefits of this world.
IslamRecite This Dua To End Your Hardship by tunnyl(op): 3:11pm On Jan 16, 2025
If you are struggling in life with heavy debts and no one to turn to then this dua is for you. A prayer doesn’t have to be long and stressful before it is powerful.

Simply reciting the dua/dhikr below as many times as possible (Atleast 100 times) will end your hardship from the moment you start reciting it (Insha Allah).

I have personally tried it and it’s unbelievable. It works better than any goodluck charm or juju any babalawo can give you. The dua is:


“la hawla wala quwwata illa billahil aliyyil azim “

Translated as: There is no power nor strength except by Allah, the High, the Great.

You can recite it after every obligatory prayer.
IslamReciting This Short Dua Will Instantly Wake You Up From Bed (insha Allah) by tunnyl(op): 8:39am On Jan 15, 2025
The prayer is the regular “At-tahiyyatu Lillahi….” We recite before concluding our usual rakats. This works by the power and grace of Allah.

No matter how weak and tired you feel. Reciting “At-tahiyyatu Lillahi…..” prayer in your mind just once will instantly wake you up from sleep and you will jump out of bed insha Allah. The popular version is below to help you remember:

TRANSLITERATION:
At-tahiyatu lillah, az-zakiyatu lillah, at-tayibatu wa’s-salawatu lillah. As-salamu alayka ayyuha’nnabiyyu wa rahmatu’llahi wa barakatuhu. As-salamu alayna wa ala ibadi’llahi s-salihin. Ash-hadu an la ilaha illa ‘llah wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan abduhu wa rasuluh.
IslamRead This Dua To Chase Evil Away by tunnyl(op): 6:08pm On Dec 18, 2024
Whenever you find yourself in an hostile environment. It could be you just moved in, or you just started working there and you are being antagonized directly through confrontation or indirectly through gossip.

Or maybe you just woke up in the afternoon and you suddenly started hearing whispers or a loud laughter like it was directed towards you.

Or any kind of evil. Then read the first ten verses of suratul Baqarah and in no time the evil will flee. Here it is below.

Nb*** No need for any form of bidiah. Just read it in your room or on your table. Your house could be at number 1 on the street and the antagonists live in number 100. Allah is everywhere.




Alif-Laaam-Meeem

Zaalikal Kitaabu laa raiba feeh; hudal lilmuttaqeen

Allazeena yu'minoona bilghaibi wa yuqeemoonas salaata wa mimmaa razaqnaahum yunfiqoon

Wallazeena yu'minoona bimaa unzila ilaika wa maaa unzila min qablika wa bil Aakhirati hum yooqinoon

Ulaaa'ika 'alaa hudam mir rabbihim wa ulaaa'ika humul muflihoon

Innal lazeena kafaroo sawaaa'un 'alaihim 'a-anzar tahum am lam tunzirhum laa yu'minoon

Khatamal laahu 'alaa quloobihim wa 'alaa sam'i-him wa 'alaaa absaarihim ghishaa watunw wa lahum 'azaabun 'azeem

Wa minan naasi mainy yaqoolu aamannaa billaahi wa bil yawmil aakhiri wa maa hum bimu'mineen

Yukhaadi'oonal laaha wallazeena aamanoo wa maa yakhda'oona illaaa anfusahum wa maa yash'uroon

Fee quloobihim mara dun fazaadahumul laahu maradah; wa lahum 'azaabun aleemum bimaa kaanoo yakziboon
Christianity EtcRecite This Dua If You Feel Awkward In The Morning by tunnyl(op): 5:03pm On Dec 18, 2024
If you feel tired, awkward or like you don’t want to do anything whenever you wake up in the morning then this dua is for you. You can read it once or more or till you feel better

Transliteration:

a-o'ozo be-I'zzatil laahe wa qudratil laahe wa quwwatil laahe wa a'zamatil laahe wa burhaanil laahe wa sultaanil laahe wa kanafil laahe wa jawaaril laahe wa amaanil laahe wa hirzil laahe wa sun-I'l laahe wa kibreyaaa-il laahe wa nazaril laahe wa bahaaa-il laahe wa jalaalil laahe wa kamaalil laahe wa jamaalil laahe laa elaaha illal laaho mohammadur rasoolul laahe min sharre maa ajedo.

Translation:

In the name of Allah the Beneficent and the Merciful. I seek protection against evil, I find around me through the honour of Allah and the might of Allah and the strength of Allah and the grandeur of Allah and the proof of Allah and the Supremacy as Allah and the protection by Allah and the succour of Allah and the safe guard by Allah and the fortifica- tion by Allah and safe guard by Allah and the pride of Allah and super- intendence of Allah and the splendour of Allah and the majesty of Allah and the perfection of Allah and the glory of Allah and through "Laa elaaha illal laah Mohammadun Rusoolul laah," (i.e. there is no deity but Allah. Muhammad, Allah's blessings and peace be upon him and his holy posterity, is the Messenger of Allah.)
IslamRe: How To Establish The Presence Of Allah Anywhere You Find Yourself by tunnyl(op): 9:40am On Dec 15, 2024
Antlislaam:
I'm Antiislam as one of your slave brother is AntiChristia
Well, good luck with that bruv. If he comes to debate you also then Congratulations.
FamilyRe: Women! Submission To Your Husband Means…. by tunnyl(op): 9:37am On Dec 15, 2024
frozen70:
Take this advice to your female relations they need it more

Especially those particular women that are under their husband but her children are starving and she too is going through the effect of living with an irresponsible man

You can also not provide for your wife and starve your family and also remind her to honour you.

A responsible husband doesn't beg for respect from his wife, he earns it
Am glad my post is compelling enough to make you emotional
IslamRecite This Short Ayat When Overwhelmed By Decision Making by tunnyl(op): 4:06pm On Dec 13, 2024
As sallam Alaykum brothers and sisters. As youths we are caught up with so many choices and decisions to make daily. Especially in this age of information whereby there are so much information out there and it becomes hard and overwhelming to make a choice or to even focus.

It could be a decision about one’s career choice or a decision on which course to study or attend or which professional certification to apply for. Whatever it is, this prayer will help you gain clarity.

This prayer helps you to eliminate or reduce that confusion and helps you to make proper decisions and think clearly insha Allah.

Whenever you find yourself confused or overwhelmed by thoughts place your hand on your forehead and recite Ayatul Kurisiu only once. Insha Allah you will see the result as you go about your day.

Do this every morning whenever you wake up before or after fajr then go about your day as usual. You yourself will notice the difference between when you read this prayer and when you don’t.

All those heavy thoughts that burdens your mind and makes you hopeless about your future will transform into clarity. You will know what to do as time goes on.
IslamRe: How To Establish The Presence Of Allah Anywhere You Find Yourself by tunnyl(op): 10:33am On Dec 12, 2024
Antlislaam:
Shey he tell you say he dey everywhere? Stop deceiving yourself here
So weird. Your own occupation is to be anti islamic. How does that even work?
IslamRead This Dua If You Cannot Sleep At Night (or Anytime) by tunnyl(op): 10:17am On Dec 11, 2024
Read this dua and insha Allah you will fall asleep in no time. Don’t read if you aren’t ready to sleep and Allah knows best.

Transliteration: Bismika rabbee wadaAAtu janbee wabika arfaAAuh, fa-in amsakta nafsee farhamha, wa-in arsaltaha fahfathha bima tahfathu bihi AAibadakas-saliheen

Translation: In Your name my Lord, I lie down and in Your name I rise, so if You should take my soul then have mercy upon it, and if You should return my soul then protect it in the manner You do so with Your righteous servants.
IslamHow To Establish The Presence Of Allah Anywhere You Find Yourself by tunnyl(op):
If you find yourself anywhere as a muslim, you need to purify that environment against any evil entity that are located there or that has latched itself unto you hoping to block you from achieving success in that location. You also need Allah’s blessing wherever you find yourself. You could be there for interviews or for business or for leisure.

Whatever reason you are there for make sure you purify that environment. You will achieve success in whatever you are there to do. And if that is your regular place of work everyone will love you and you will be successful in everything you lay your hands on

How you do this is very simple. You bring out your phone, reduce the brightness and read any ayat in suratul baqarah. You can read two ayats or three or four (you don’t need to understand arabic You can read the transliteration). But make sure you recite an ayat from suratul baqarah.


I know the entire quran is powerful but suratul baqarah is extremely powerful and can do great wonders in your life.
FamilyWomen! Submission To Your Husband Means…. by tunnyl(op): 5:07pm On Dec 10, 2024
Submission to one’s husband means you should respect and adore him. This you have to do whether he is rich or not. Whether “to you” he is irresponsible because he is currently unable to provide for you because of his current financial status.

Once a woman is married she has accepted the man as her head. Regardless of how they were while they were dating or in courtship. If you disrespected him or saw him as your equal while you were dating or in courtship that should change once you are married to him.

If you do not respect and honor your husband it will affect your relationship inside and it will extend to your family, friends and neighbors. They will also make attempts to indirectly or directly disrespect you husband. You might be fine with the disrespect in the beginning of your marriage but by the time you start to see your husband as your partner you will not be happy with the disrespect.

Decision making is where submission becomes very important. Submission in marriage means you don’t downplay or attack whatever decisions your husband makes in your home. You are welcome to deliberate with him and suggest to him but do not attack his decisions. A man as a husband is the leader of the family and it is his responsibility to lead the family positively.

Even though cooking, washing and doing “motherly” chores are signs of submission, disrespect and arguing with one’s husband counters them and render them null void. Some women kneel whenever they want to serve their husbands food. He won’t remember those actions when you are always aggressive whenever its time to make decisions at home.

Remember if you put a man in a decision making or leadership position in the family he has no choice but to rise to the occasion. This doesn’t mean you cannot correct your husband whenever he does something wrong but do it with love and respect.

Lastly if you disrespect your “responsible” husband because he is unable to provide adequately for the family because of his current situation it will backfire on you especially if you plan on remaining in that marriage. Nobody ever forgets how they were treated when they were down and remember no condition is permanent. When his financial status changes you wont view him as the same man you once knew. He will take care of you and your family financially but the emotions will be gone.
IslamDuas (prayers) To Have A Productive Day (insha Allah) by tunnyl(op): 7:59pm On Nov 29, 2024
First of all you pray for strength.

Allahumma inni Auzubika mina alajizi wal Kasali x 3 times

Translation: Oh Allah! I seek refuge in you from inaction and laziness

Then you pray for concentration

Allahumma inni asaluka yaa mudhakkira-l khayr wa faailahu wa-l-aamira bihi dhakir-ni maa ansaani-hi-shaytan. X 3 times

Translation: Blessings of God be upon Muhammad and his progeny. O God, I ask you, the one who mentions goodness and actualizes it and commands it, remind me of that which the shaytan makes me forget.

Then pray that Allah blesses your time and work

Allahumma barik li fi waqt wa'amali.

Translation: "O Allah, bless me in my time and work."

Insha Allah you will be able to focus on your tasks and achieve your goals for that day. Continue to recite it daily for more benefits.
RomanceHe Said I Didn’t Just Eat The Apple (in Garden Of Eden) by tunnyl(op): 6:39pm On Nov 28, 2024
A nairalander made that comment on my previous post - https://www.nairaland.com/8279683/she-try-dominate - which literally means I am a complete Simp (Mr Simpson General). So I thought “Hmmm, this would be a nice topic”

Please Let me make something clear to the Redpillers and simp-mongers. I am for family 100%. I believe only family can structure the society properly. I also believe further that a healthy positive family that consists of a man and a woman is a very important foundation for building a healthy Nation.

I don’t know how ya all see it but that’s how I see it. I believe women are very important in raising a healthy family because she is the one always with the children. And the children listens and watch everything she does.

When you have a family as a man, it isnt just about you anymore. You need somebody to take care of your kid’s all round development. No! Your maid won’t do that for you because among other reasons she will leave your job for a higher paying job. Your maid is not your family member.

Your grandma and your mum can play the role of a substitute when your wife is busy or when she needs motherly training. It is not their full time job to nurture your kids.

If you are the type of guy that values family and want a healthy family or kids, you need your wife around. And to keep your wife you need to understand the creature you are dealing with.

You cannot be selfish and think the world revolves around you. To be a responsible father you need your wife and your kids to be mentally healthy.

That is why as a man you are a leader and a leader studies each of his follower’s temperament and uses necessary tactics tailored to each of those temperaments


Now, Taking that comment literally. Did you know as a proud egotistic man who has dealt with so much stubborn girls, when you meet a girl that ‘appears’, gentle, soft spoken and nice you will eat that apple, drink the juice and eat the leaves. You will marry her straight because you think she is dense and controllable.

When she kom get belle you go know seh na werey you marry. Then we go know who get craze pass between you and your pregnant wife. When she carry her pregnancy shenanigans come and you have dealt with it as a man then we rational can listen to your opinion based on your experience.

Unless you dont have vision for your family and you are willing to chase away every women that comes your way along with your kids, then you don’t need a tactics to deal with women. You can just chase them away and keep marrying the same girls with similar characteristics.
RomanceRe: She Will Try To Dominate You by tunnyl(op): 6:06pm On Nov 28, 2024
Nicepoker:
You didn't just eat the Apple. You took the juice alongside. At this point I am convinced you are even eating the leaves as well. grin
Just note the advice because you will need it when you marry!. Women are a different specie entirely. And you will need them if you want to raise mentally healthy kids.

Most women dont pass their shortcomings to their kids when a man is there to check them!

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