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ledafaze:

Lol

onegig: i can't laugh. . The guy is probably mad... delete system32 which holds the main operating system files?

This must be a joke. Don't try this at home please.

Abi o...
I just pity d novice dt wud try this.
Some pple wud come back here to cry and u knw wat d means

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jpiliya: coconut

Letz wait 4 odaz to contribute

doxime: c *u*n*t

Hymmm.

What start with letter C and ends with a T ?
Its hairy,
Oval in shape,
Contains whitish fluid when explore,
Somehow delicious,
And smells nice bt sumtimes might smells bad.

Hymmm Romance ?
Would be thinking about it.

Creativity

I saw this pix and thought I should share with you guyz. Especially d all your waist fanz. Quite hilarious....

Akpos and his son akpos jnr were listening to a Radiobroadcast, eventually akpos jnr looked at his dad and said, papa; this people are making a very big mistake.Then AKPOS asked him “son what is the matter”his son replied saying, “when Mr Obi died, they announced’OBITUARY and now Mr Okoro died, they still announced Obituary again instead of OKOROTUARY.



Pls dnt jux read bt u can feel free to add your own funny jokes.
And kindly encourage d OP by dropin a comment or jux click LIKE.
Tanx

U try sha bt 4naija na who u sabi b ya CV. I gat a friend he said he wrote his CV afta workin 4 2weeks (F.govt work wt beta pay)

Stegomiah: .

The governor said the hoodlums, who continued to terrorise villages in parts of the state, stole no fewer than 6,000 cows and 4,000 sheep within the period.

a/

So boko boyz de chop suya too?
Hungary baxta.rd

@ OP I pity ya life 4rm d hands of Nairaland's madams....

Guy ya engrish no b here o. Hope d mod. wnt sack u too

herboshedhe: Please can someone outside lagos and willing to relocate apply?

Yes u can bt try to sms or email 4 negociatn.

Those points are also necessary 4d boys too.
Nice Op

Pls guyz add ya own strange tinz as d mod don change am 4mi

Mikel Obi score goal 4 Chelsea.
Pedro scored hatrick 4 Barca.
Ramsey dey score goal and nobody de die
Arsenal de top table.
You dnt need a prophet to tell u where in end age of time...

If u were d Judge wetin u go do?
Nice week ahd

If u were d Judge wetin u go do?

A lawyer at a court defending a guy accused of stealing said; my client put only his right hand into the window and removed a few things. His right hand is not himself, i can’t see how you will punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his right hand. The Judge said; ok, using your logic, i hereby sentence the accused's right hand to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it, or not, as he chooses. my judgement ! Immediately, the accused guy smiled, removed his artificial right hand, laid it on the table and walked out.

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Dt modaphuka Moyes is so daft. Where is Kagawa, Nani, chicharito? I gave up on him......
he cant even subst

bebe2: look for a nice picture of her, make an enlargement or painting of it.

u cud spice it up by adding baby pictures of all the kids. photoshop might
come in handy for this task.

Seconded.
She wud admire that.

Congrat !
Fresh Air...
Am waiting for the fisherman pikin to send madam eyeball back home. Cant see watz she stil doin..

Na dia mata !
I get Dragnet test
Back 2ma book

Who CARES?
Bt come dis man no de tayad ni,
Abi na by force ?
Make e go sitdown jawe

See how dem haterz de rant...
Na 90mins go judge.
#teamMANUTD

Silkmoth33: Yeah! Its from the heart, especially if u r sincere
there wont be need to choose words

You said it all

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You tried, but

There's no best way to end a relationship. [/color]

Yea, tanx ma oga bt sumtymz we jux need to move on 4 beta. Beta ends it dan living in it wt regrets if its not working.