Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,466 members, 7,954,824 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 10:18 AM

Turnedaround's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Turnedaround's Profile / Turnedaround's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (of 4 pages)

Politics / Re: Isaac Newton-Farris Advises Nigerians On Buhari by Turnedaround: 9:41pm On Mar 28, 2018
I don't think you have your grandpa's wit, thank God it was not your type that was around that Era, you'd certainly sell out,

Hippopotamus hide your head, I nor blame you na wetin dem give you dey make you mis-talk

Politics / Re: Ambode Should Lead Growth, Development Of South West – Fayose by Turnedaround: 9:34pm On Mar 28, 2018
HOLD ON, FAYOSE'S BRAINS LOADING..........
Common sense returning gradually

1 Like

Crime / Re: Abraham Badru Shot Dead In UK (Enitan Badru's Son) by Turnedaround: 7:41pm On Mar 27, 2018
You ruined our country, carry your family go abroad, you forget say nowhere death no reach,

I just pity the innocent young man RIP,

Remember God say him go test the sins of the father on their children,

This is a warning to those thieves, KARMA IS A BITCH..

4 Likes

Family / Re: Would You Return The Money To Your Parents After The Floggings? (Photo) by Turnedaround: 1:48pm On Mar 27, 2018
Yes, I'd like them to feel sorry for their actions and build a bond with my parent,

Which is a beautiful thing.
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Shares Sexy 31st Birthday Photos by Turnedaround: 1:39pm On Mar 27, 2018
Why she nor just send am to apostle jeje,

Wey she come they expose him dish publicly

Nonsense lipsrsealed undecided
Car Talk / Re: You’re Going On A Long Journey, Which Of These Suvs Will You Pick And Why? by Turnedaround: 1:34pm On Mar 27, 2018
Non of these machines, simply cos you might not go back home in a very long time, what's supposed to be a fine journey might end up as a bad adventure,

When bros them kidnap your sorry butt, then you'd know say the hustle is real cool

I NO WAN CAST MYSELF shocked

5 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Busted For Rocking A Fake Louis Vuitton Shirt (photo) by Turnedaround: 10:11am On Mar 27, 2018
How did the person know the real one, does he work work with the designers, he should go get a life, going about telling who is wearing original a fake shocked,

Some will applaud this guy, cos of our bring him down syndrome, the fool that posted that shit probably buys stuff with credit card embarassed,I don't blame them though, it becos some fools read their shit, and get high on it,
Religion / Re: Meet Pastor Joshua Momodu: "A Witch Visited My House As Bat" (Video) by Turnedaround: 10:42pm On Mar 25, 2018
[quote author=Spicycat post=66149827]And i finally k

illed those witches mosquitoes yesterday undecided[/quot]

Babe, are you from Kenya?,

You are beautiful though, me like cool
Crime / Re: Drunk Man Mistakenly Drank Insecticide At Lagos Chinese Restaurant, Dies by Turnedaround: 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2018
adetes:
Drunker, lesson to others
The way you take think am, na so you can write am,

I understand cool, me just know say plenty bush people dey disagree forum sha(drunker) shocked
Crime / Re: Drunk Man Mistakenly Drank Insecticide At Lagos Chinese Restaurant, Dies by Turnedaround: 10:03pm On Mar 25, 2018
captainbell:
I smell rat
WHY YOU NOR GO SMELL LION
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Voting Results Of Ex Housemates That Returned Khloe And Anto by Turnedaround: 9:57pm On Mar 25, 2018
statrboiTolu:
I want to do something new... Please, can i bath inside washing machine

E NOR BETTER FOR WHO TRY STOP YOU

20 Likes

Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga Advises Men On What To Do Before Sending Money To Their Women by Turnedaround: 11:42am On Mar 24, 2018
partnerbiz4:
He wan trend again.


He almost bought chevron on his own at 29 shocked


Those whose palm kernels were cracked for them by a benevolent spirit should learn to be humble..
----

Chinua Achebe
He will surely trend that anytime he chooses to,

You won't know he almost bought chevron, if he didn't say it, and it was a move you in your whole miserable life will only dream, so as it become jab.

That he was birth with golden spoon was not his doing, but divine.

No amount of hate can change the fact that he lives a better life than you,
You can wallow in your broke, hateful life for all you care,

After all he didn't stop your father from being rich, so what is his fault. Obote.

6 Likes

Romance / Re: Single Lady Traps Neighbour’s Husband With N200,000 For Sex by Turnedaround: 1:27pm On Mar 23, 2018
Nonsense news, the same Nigeria where men marry more than one wife, then one stupid police will then dissolve relationship,

Abeg people weydey marry second wife no dey date
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Pictures Of Nigerian Celebrities by Turnedaround: 1:03pm On Mar 23, 2018
niggaman:
see as Falz resemble rat wey dey look for cookie jar lol

I SWEAR, he be like chuwawa dog, those ones wey dey wear cloth,,,lol

Haaaaaaa, FALZ nor try at all.
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Reacts To Liya Sheribu, Dapchi Girl Who Refused To Denounce Christ by Turnedaround: 12:33pm On Mar 23, 2018
This act is an insight of what to come if the persecution of Christians begins, and I tell you many of those posterity pastor will fail, many would lie that they had to stay alive so as to save the lost souls,

Its only in trying period, that you actually know those that are strong in faith, not those that keep shouting die, die, to their enemies,

I believe, this girl's action as proof that, you don't have to attend a church with AC, flat screen TV, to proof you are a Christian,

No matter, what we say or how we praise her, she has shown that God can use anybody, so to those that can't eat, sleep, or talk to people without collecting permission from their 'daddy', can see that, it your faith that actually matters, not that of your pastor.

May God bless and bring her back safely,

I'M HIGHLY INSPIRED...........

4 Likes

Politics / Re: Metuh Accuses FG Of Threatening Doctors Over His Medical Report by Turnedaround: 1:51pm On Mar 21, 2018
Hmmmmmm, how are the mighty falling,

The same metu,

I can remember his bigger than anybody, no one can touch me, and I can say whatever I want to say, above the law demeanor when he was in the ruling party,

Now he's crying for help against another ruling party,

Abeg if FG dey reason your matter, na common man wey, you nor give from your loot, go come help you ni,

Ode try another style to fool them, since the ones wey you dey try no gree fool yourself.

You come dey cry fowl, idiot

6 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor And Dillish Matthews Confirm They Are Dating (screenshots) by Turnedaround: 1:25pm On Mar 21, 2018
ZombieTAMER:


Is Adebayo rich?
Dude is just famous

Nope
But he has his own plane,

He's got beautiful and expensive fleet of cars,

He can travel to many exotic choice places,

He can ball with any beautiful babe he chooses

If that is not riches, then I want poor and famous like him.

Otondo cos you are looking for cheap likes,

You just type rubbish without thinking, cool
Celebrities / Re: Adediwura Blarkgold's Pre 40th Birthday Photos by Turnedaround: 4:53pm On Mar 19, 2018
This Yoruba girls sef,

Once one of them says she's 40 everyone starts turning 40,just wait and see how many more from their movie world will turn 40, radarada undecided
Politics / Re: Rafiu Akanni 'Olorunwa' Regains Freedom After Ade Lawyer Framed Him Up by Turnedaround: 4:37pm On Mar 19, 2018
VonTrapp:
Touts always celebrated in the south west


Yes and so annoying, na all dis fuji musicians dey always hype them, more reason why I don't like fuji.and even the Yoruba films too, they'll reeling out tout's names like they are wold famous..... Nonsense

They make them feel important, and gist of their madness when the idiots should be in prisons rotting away,

It even worse now, cos some of them don turn politicians, so you can imagine the caliber of people in our polity, stupidity of the highest level.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Rafiu Akanni 'Olorunwa' Regains Freedom After Ade Lawyer Framed Him Up by Turnedaround: 4:27pm On Mar 19, 2018
Ohhhh God, these people think say we be fools oooo, haaaaaaa, na really wa for our country,

I Know say na settlement don happen, or dem fit don promise to use their connect take release am, very soon we nor go hear anything about them again,

You no get business with am, but give am your SUV, to dey wash abi? cool

Bastard go dey beat him chest, say nothing fit do am, I get police for ma pocket,
Politics / Re: Rafiu Akanni 'Olorunwa' Regains Freedom After Ade Lawyer Framed Him Up by Turnedaround: 4:15pm On Mar 19, 2018
Forget stories jare,

I really no trust those tout, they can be very brutal in other to sustain their useless lifestyle.

Though only God can know the truth, or good investigating officer, that said, if you ever cross paths with those demons you see in the pictures, you know that you can actually judge a book from it covers.

Useless thugs, forming innocent shocked

I won't be surprised if dem don arrange with that guy to finally lie to exonerate him.

Mtcheeewwwwwww.

1 Like

Crime / Re: AAU, Ekpoma Student Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Edo (Graphic Photos) by Turnedaround: 12:24pm On Mar 19, 2018
Like play like play, this fulani's madness is gradually getting out of control, if my memory serves me well, this was the same pattern, the boko haram terrorists group started, with the northern elite playing the ostrich head in the sand game, they totally ignored or speak against it, cos then the boko haram target were the Christians, but today you go into any mosque now in the north, not knowing if you come out alive, the fight is now living with them.

The flagrant disregard to life from these terrorist is really a big concern, and I don't see it stopping soon, cos our president whom we elected to actually protect us sees nothing wrong in their actions, simply because they are his brothers.

I weep for my country, when other serious nations are advancing and executing projects that are to preserve and protect the sacred human lives, ours is to take these lives as if we own it.
Are we the only ones that eat cow meat in the world, or how could a cow be more valued than human life.

These people are taking us back to (dan fodio) marauding Era, when our mates are taking of head transplant surgery and other medical breakthroughs,

Well I do know for certain, that come 2019,our story will surely change, cos then we would have changed the changer.

NIGERIA YOUTHS WAKE UP..............................

2 Likes

Business / Re: Fatima Dangote And Jamil Abubakar Wedding Dinner In Abuja (Photos) by Turnedaround: 11:59am On Mar 19, 2018
Nwaohafia1:
What of Dangote's wife? Nothing is heard about her.

Where have you been?
Jupiter or Mas? sad shocked

Tell me the third person with the couple

from the above pix. shocked

1 Like

Politics / Re: Osinbajo Walks His Daughter Oludamilola Down Aisle At Wedding Church Service by Turnedaround: 11:12am On Mar 18, 2018
APCHaram:
White wedding and you wear agbada?

Wetin he for wear, Mr Akproko, na him dey wed

Mr sabi sabi, you just wan comment.
Politics / Re: Emotional Clap Back To Fayose's Tweet Against Buhari That Has Gone Viral by Turnedaround: 6:49pm On Mar 16, 2018
SenselessIdiot:
For those of you that keeps wondering why the 100naira note is always dirty and looking unkempt, don't be too fast to forget that Awolowo was a descendant of the ewedu eating people cry

Eeeyyaaaah, now I see,

Mmmm, which one ojukwu come dey na? cool

14 Likes 1 Share

Crime / Re: Thieves Roasting A Stolen Goat Caught And Disgraced, Made To Carry It On Head by Turnedaround: 5:53pm On Mar 16, 2018
Einl:
The title is so funny. grin grin

What made it funnier was the picture grin

As in eeeehhhh,

the picture na die cheesy

I swear, I nor even pity the owner, but the thieves,

Seriously, that guy on white, be like (why una nor let us chop this thing in peace cheesy cheesy grin

If I be judge, with this picture, I think fit free them ;DI swear down grin grin grin grin[color=#000099][/color]
Crime / Re: Eight Passengers Kidnapped In Oyo State by Turnedaround: 11:46am On Mar 16, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I pray they are found, with their skulls intact.

Nor be OGUN state dem kidnap dem na, cos if na OGUN state, their head don go be dat oooo. �, those ones nor dey take eye see pesin head. sad

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Meet Sharon Ooja, 'Rosemary' In "Jenifa’s Diary" Funke Akindele's Love Rival by Turnedaround: 11:33am On Mar 16, 2018
iamtardey:


you're not the only one that noticed...

but what is my own sef

Guy wetin concern you na,

You like amebo ooo
Celebrities / Re: The Makun Brothers: AY, Lanre & Yomi Casual Throwback Photo by Turnedaround: 1:09pm On Mar 15, 2018
Ugly things mmmtchewwwww
Politics / Re: Amasa Firdu: Hijab Protesters Storm National Assembly (Photos) by Turnedaround: 7:36pm On Mar 14, 2018
Ugly fool, you see your life

24 Likes 1 Share

(1) (2) (3) (4) (of 4 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 38
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.