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Romance / Re: A Single Mother by tushkhalifa(m): 4:53pm On Oct 19, 2023
Run for your life bro, a word is enough for the wise ✌️

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Health / Re: Pastor Prosper Obum Igboke Commits Suicide, Jumps Down Storey-Building by tushkhalifa(m): 7:35pm On Aug 26, 2023
Hehehe 😂
Crime / Re: Help,opay Are Frustrating My Life. by tushkhalifa(m): 10:37am On Feb 05, 2023
marvel2real:
On Sunday morning I tried to make a withdrawal with my opay card using a palmpay pos,I was debited but the transaction failed.
Since then I have been trying to get a reversal from Opay to no avail.
I tried contacting them on fb,Instagram,WhatsApp and email,I even copied cbn but uptill now no response.
I have called their customer care countless times but no favourable response.


Go to their head office at ikeja Alexandra house.

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Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Njoku Kills Girlfriend, Sleeps With Corpse For Six Days by tushkhalifa(m): 11:43am On Apr 13, 2022
illicit:
shocked

U get 6million
U still wan do ogwu ego

no be juju be that?��

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Crime / Re: Mr Woodberry Has Fallen Ill In U.S. Prison - Kemi Olunloyo by tushkhalifa(m): 2:44pm On Jun 29, 2020
ValCon888:
Just 9 days and he's already falling sick. Anyways, the reason is because the prison is not made of Gucci.

He will be released from jail just in time for rapture.

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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because She Has A Smelly Vagina by tushkhalifa(m): 11:33am On Jan 29, 2019
tellwisdom:
Take her to a river and soak her there for 2 days sad

hahahahahaha....you nid tew see d way am laffing ma ass out ryt nw
Crime / Re: Nigerian Police Can Be Depressing. by tushkhalifa(m): 9:18pm On Oct 04, 2018
CaptainM
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Yesterday I was with my girlfriend and a couple of friends, we had a few drinks and decided to go eat out around 11pm, while walking we spotted a police van and there quickly arrested us. My girlfriends brother made an attempt to talk with the policemen and he was beaten up (Policemen from this station guard his house whenever their parents are in town.) All attempts to pacify the officers and show them my identity card fell on deaf ears. I quickly put a call to my senior policeman friend, when one of them noticed, he quickly snatched my phone and seized it. We were driven to the station and detained in a cell that looked like a toilet with very bad stench.

A policewoman asked me to give her money or I would be locked in the general cell with hardened criminals, I did give her some money, around 3AM I put a call to my family using a policeman phone and asked that my friend whose call there refused me from taking be given my location. In the morning there was a headcount and we were asked to make phone calls and try to bail ourselves, lucky for me while the policemen were trying to fleece my friends of money my friend came and in less than 10mins I was out (The police say that I was caught having sex with a prostitute and my friend asked if having sex was a crime), but I couldn't but reminisce how innocent people even sleeping at home were arrested and asked to bail themselves I even noticed a mental patient who I hear hasn't eaten or slept in 3 days. May God save Nigeria.

exactly what happened tew me while cumin bk at night 4rm a jamb lesson!....i recieved the slap of my life frm one of dem d nxt day cus he was sayin same tin tew ma dad nd i was lyk "dad it's a lie oh"....nxt day i saw all of em drinking in a beer palour close to my street.
Crime / Re: Ritualist Who Pays Boys To Collect Pants Of Virgins Arrested In Anambra. Photos by tushkhalifa(m): 12:23pm On Feb 17, 2018
Odkosh:
I thought dey no dey do ritual for yeast na. This can't be true grin


Wich one b yeast again nah
Crime / Re: Lady Drugs Keke Operator In Ogun, Steals His Tricycle by tushkhalifa(m): 12:15pm On Feb 17, 2018
NaijaMutant:
He's very lucky that his head did not get missing grin





Ogun state


Ogun state and rituals b like 5&6
Jokes Etc / Re: Join This Whatsapp Group For Jokes, Funny Videos, Memes by tushkhalifa(m): 5:00pm On Feb 03, 2018
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Romance / Re: Ladies, How Many Of You Can Do This? (photo). by tushkhalifa(m): 10:12pm On Dec 21, 2017
Only few

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Crime / Re: Headless Body Of A Lady In A Suitcase In Benin Dumped On Road (Graphic Photos) by tushkhalifa(m): 5:43am On Nov 10, 2017
Anoda slay quin has bin slayed....r.i.p tho!
Crime / The Solution To Heartbreak by tushkhalifa(m): 10:02am On Oct 15, 2017
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Here is the solution.......SNIPER!....this ogbonge product can make you forget about Dah boy/girl for life. ��
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Crime / Re: Boyfriend Of Delta 15-Year-Old Girl Who Committed Suicide Over Heartbreak Reacts by tushkhalifa(m): 10:01am On Oct 15, 2017
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Romance / Re: What Is That Song That You Always Wanna Listen To After A Heartbreak? by tushkhalifa(m): 5:47am On Apr 27, 2017
Bruno Mars grenade
Nairaland / General / Re: Welcome, New Nairalanders by tushkhalifa(m): 6:08am On Apr 07, 2017
I am also a new nairalander, 19, male and i live in mushin lagos.
How do i use this site?
Crime / Re: Mother Dumps New-born Baby Inside The Gutter And Takes Off (photo) by tushkhalifa(m): 10:08am On Apr 05, 2017
BreezyCB:
See that blue palm

lol... Yeye! Na palm u dy see abi.
Thank ur stars u weren't dumped in the gutter after conception..

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Crime / Re: The Man Who Beheaded A Lady In Lagos Poses With Her Head (Graphic Pics) by tushkhalifa(m): 6:54am On Mar 22, 2017
sixtuschimere:
Yesterday I shared the story of a man who beheaded a beautiful girl in Ikoga Zebbe area of Badagry Lagos State.
Below are faces of the man as he poses with the head of the deceased



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/see-face-of-man-who-beheaded-lady-in.html?m=1



wah a wicked world we're living in.....all in the quest for wealth and fame.
Romance / Re: How Can I Deal With Watery Sperm by tushkhalifa(m): 6:28am On Mar 22, 2017
donvico18:
am a guy of 22 years, I seldomly have sex, maybe once in two months because my girlfriend lives in another state..but anytime we have sex and since I have been having sex I have not experienced a thick sperm, always watery..n I don't masturbate or watch porn, but I do drink wella and I also want to know if will not make me impotent
please do u have any remedy for this.
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go for test
Jokes Etc / Re: [lets Play] Mention One Funny Surname You Heard In Secondary School by tushkhalifa(m): 2:03am On Mar 21, 2017
ANUS TAYE grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Caught Stealing In A Malaysian Mall (Photos) by tushkhalifa(m): 2:33pm On Mar 19, 2017
Hmmmm..

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