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cluelessness as a result of two he goats fighting for power. The worst thing about this situation is dat it is the grasses that are suffering and dying

every body on dis tread are jobless including me. The e war on nairaland is becoming to much. IMO opinion the guy dat posted dat pix is a bashibazuk, y must he beef our ladies, na by force. We are not forcing u to marry our girls and dey dont want u too. But evegran y are u talking it to personal?

evegran:
I didn't start it.

Op s question is offensive.

I've truly realised 98% of guys on NL are just senseless, frustrated losers looking for who to beef to feel better about their empty lives.

u are going to far with the percentage u gave. u should learn to ignore since u know or realized that most guys on nairaland are senseless, fustrated and loosers, den why reply them?

evegran:
Op you are extremely DUMB.

Now you have posted this, has it made you any better?

Op, before you ask us this stupid question. Ask all the females in your family first, when they're done answering before we would answer.


You couldn't even put up your own picture. The lady you posted doesn't even know a monkey like you exists. Haha.

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*catwalks away *

ur reply made me laugh

coolsix:
Wrong.

Show a link or screenshot of any of his post insulting any race. I mean strahovski not green. Let speak the truth

actually he has. Although he was defending himself but he did it in a wrong one and the tread was full of abuse

hmmm. If dis get to front page then i will comment. For now i

Acermoon:
I really need advice from Nairalanders.... I can't woo a gal even when they show me green light.... Although I have been in relationship with girls... but what baffle me is... the girls I dated usually walk up to me to express their love after show green light without me making any attempt... Am kinda tired of this mess, atleast I want to ask a girl out myself....

guy i also dey the same shoe with u

profeazy:
Guy, the phone is water resistant. No 70k phone is resistant at this moment. Even your washing machine go respect the phone by the time it drops into the machine full of water!

xperia is water proof and as at last three years the price was 81k so the price would have gone down

BreezyRita:
Stick to the rule of the game and stop making it boring for others.
You got a better idea, start a new thread. Thank you!

You can drop your difficult seven-lettered word after you've worked the last one given

we are not fighting now and i dropped the last one

TSKTSKS

ZYZZYVA

DICYCLY

CHYMICS

Dyt:
Suck
Him
Musk

i just drop some new 7 letter words

18. it's/its It's is the contraction for it is. It's raining today, so the baseball game will be cancelled. Its is the possessive form ("possessive" means belongs to) of it. The cat is licking its paws. 19. capital/capitol Use capital when referring to a city, a wealth or resources, or an uppercase letter: The capital of Maryland is the gorgeous city of Annapolis. Use capitol when referring to a building where lawmakers meet: The capitol has undergone extensive renovations this year.
20. where and were: where is an adverb used to describe the location and place example, where is the book
why were the plural past tense of are e.g we were at the party

I have one more muffin left before the box is empty. Use won as the past tense form of the verb "to win": Shelly's team won the tournament and celebrated with ice-cream sundaes! 14. brake/break Use brake as a verb meaning to stop or as a noun when referring to a device used to stop
or slow motion: The bike's brake failed, which is why he toppled town the hill. Use break to indicate smashing or shattering or to take a recess: My back will break if we put one more thing in this backpack. OR Use break as a noun to indicate a rest or pause: We took a water break after our first set of drills because it was so hot outside. 15. complement/compliment Use complement when referring to something that enhances or completes: The
cranberry sauce is a perfect complement to the turkey dinner. Use compliment as an expression of praise: I was pleased to have received so many compliments on my new dress and shoes today. 16. aloud/allowed Use aloud when referring to something said out loud: Reading aloud –and doing it well–is a skill that requires much practice. Use allowed when referring to something permitted: Dogs are not allowed to be on school property between 2:45-4pm. 17. lie/lay Use lie to indicate the act of reclining: I am tired just watching the dog lie in the warm sunlight. Use lay to indicate the placement of something: Please lay the paper on the table. Lay is a transitive verb, which means it always needs an object! Something is always being
put down; lie, on the other hand, will never have an object because it is an intransitive
verb.

10. to/too/two To can be a preposition. We're going to the park. To can indicate an infinitive when it precedes a verb. We want to help in any way we can. Too is an adverb that can mean excessively when it precedes an adjective or adverb. I ate too much ice cream for dessert. Too is a synonym for also. I ate too much ice cream for dessert, too. Two is a number. Marcy ate two pieces of pie. I have two books I'd like to read. 11. you're/ your You're is a contraction for you are. You're going to absolutely love this new recipe. Your is a pronoun. Please bring your books to class with you tomorrow. 12. bear/ bare Use bear when referring to the large mammal or to indicate the act of holding or supporting:
How did that brown bear open the security gate at the campsite? | The wagon can hardly bear the weight of the load. Use bare as an adjective indicating lack of clothing or adornment: His bare neck burned in the direct sunlight. 13. one/won Use one when referring to a single unit or thing:

6. buy/by Use buy when purchasing an item: I do need to buy new shoes for the kids. Use by as a preposition to indicate location: Please put the sandwiches by the door so we don't forget them! 7. accept/except Use accept as a verb to mean receive: The organization will accept donations through the first of the month. Use except as a preposition to mean exclude: You may donate all items except car seats and cribs. 8. weather/whether Use weather when referring to the state of the atmosphere: The constantly changing
springtime weather is driving us crazy. Use whether as a conjunction to introduce choices: Please tell us whether you would prefer steak or salmon for dinner. 9. there/their/they're there There can act as different parts of speech, depending on how it is used in a sentence.
Most commonly, it is used as a pronoun or
adverb. There will be a lot to eat at the party tonight. (pronoun) Put the book over there. (adverb) Their is a pronoun.

1. affect/effect Use affect to indicate influence: The medicine did not affect her the way the doctor had hoped. Use effect as a noun: The new medicine had negative side effects. (Note: effect can sometimes be used as a verb meaning to
cause/achieve or to bring about – as in "The
magician effected his escape with a false door" – but this is mostly a technical term and
not used very often.) 2. than/then Use than for comparisons: John is much taller than his brother. Use then to indicate passage of time, or when: We went to the park in the morning, and then we left to pick up lunch. 3. which/witch Use which as a pronoun when referring to things or animals: Cora wore her favorite pink
shoes, which she received as a birthday gift. Use witch to mean a scary or nasty person: The Halloween witch decorations must finally come down off of the wall! 4. here/hear Use here as an adverb to indicate location: Please come back here and put your shoes away! Use hear as a verb to indicate listening: Can you hear the birds

lol. the funniest part of this shit, is dat the people pin pointing other people's error are also making sily errors. The fact is dat nobody is perfect one way or the other we make grammatical blunder, even the so called white men are exempted

dukeolumde:
My fellow Nairalanders, which GRAMMAR makes u laugh ur head out each time u remember it ??

I'll open the floor:

During our orientation camp in Bayelsa, one of our mates (a female) reported to the Hausa Soldier in charge of our platoon about her missing bucket and soap.

Girl: Sir they have stolen my bucket (sobbing seriously)
Hausa Soldier: Don't waary
Hausa Soldier: (In a bid to ask her if she can recognise her bucket he said..) Kaiiiiiii, IF I SEE MY BACKIT WILL U RESEMBLE IT??

back den when i was young a guy from my church was trying to toast my neighbour so he sent a letter through me, but u knw as a small sharp boy i read the letter among my church mate. these guy killed the letter with gbagaun dat i was so ashamed to deliver it.

reality warping, super speed greater than light speed and super intelligence

tsamson:
Guess who the winner is, Me!!!! Congrat too me

wat kind of thread is dis. Na until baba God cum dis thread go and by den their would be no body to claim the price

schmuck

EroticAngelina:
its not.

it is very bad, i am a victim or i am still a victim trying to find my way out. The money am supposed to use on myself, i just wasted it on nairabet. Infact i think betting is an evil spirit dat once u are infested u need divine intervention from God. I will never advice my friend or even my enemy to go into betting of any form. it is bad

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Liljeez:
Wizkid and davido join YBNL?

i made a mistake, i was refering to adekunle gold dat was y i used the except. I was listing out wizkid and davido dat their songs should also be banned