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Celebrities › Re: Read Everything Tiwa Savage Said In Her Interview - Summary. by tuzle(m): 11:40pm On Apr 29, 2016
from olamide and don jazzy to peter, jude and paul and then wizkid and linda ikeji now tee bliz and tiwa savage. Abeg what is the price of dollar to naira now?
Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose? by tuzle(m): 10:29pm On Apr 22, 2016
Hardeybohwarley:
just passing by..but wait I think I choose fat belly and we fix the tummy after marriage...
u be gay
Celebrities › Re: Meet Ella Martins - The Beninese Actress With The Biggest Ukwu In Africa by tuzle(m): 7:36pm On Apr 22, 2016
pls o why do the mods keep on pushing topic like this to the front page. What concern benin actress with big bum with naija economic. How will are big bum give me nepa light or petrol dis night. Who are big bum done help self
Foreign Affairs › Re: Checkout Military Women From Eritrea by tuzle(m): 2:04pm On Apr 22, 2016
Fabulocity:
So I'm guessing your mother and sisters are baboons too huh
And do you think any lady would look at you twice if you go to that Country?
Do you think you as a nigerian man has any value in that Country? Let me tell you that you'd be treated like trash and the treatment you get from nigerian babe's here would even be better than how you'd be treated over there
So don't get your hopes up. Beautiful ladies like that would not settle for trash.
sista cool down now.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Checkout Military Women From Eritrea by tuzle(m): 1:59pm On Apr 22, 2016
ireneony:
They are average looking... Nothing special
ha! no wonder
Fashion › Re: My Weightloss Pictures, I Lost 34kg With Skipping Rope And Diet by tuzle(m): 11:34am On Apr 22, 2016
you look like jonny bravo in dat second pix
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade Oyo, Attack Farmers by tuzle(m): 6:36am On Apr 21, 2016
[quote author=fitzmayowa post=44894500]A group of armed Fulani herdsmen have attacked Lagun, Iyana Offa, Offa, Atagba, Lapata and their surrounding communities in Lagelu Local Council Area of Ibadan, Oyo State injuring a guard and carting away valuables

More than five farms and surrounding agrarian communities were allegedly visited in the attack, with eyewitnesses saying they also suspected that the attackers were Fulani herdsmen because of their mode of dressing.


Villagers, said more than N500,000 was stolen by the attackers. They alleged that apart from money, clothes, shoes and foodstuffs that were taken, cooked food items were taken away by the attackers who had a field day roaming the places for more than seven hours. Various sources also put the number of the attackers at between 30 and 40.

These fulani herds men may be boko haram in disguise. why is it now dat dey have decided to unleash distruction
Politics › Re: Fake Ambodes Attempt Withdrawing N50m From LASG Account by tuzle(m): 6:31am On Apr 21, 2016
[quote author=Blackberrybabes post=44894699]Two artisans – Rilwanu Jamiu and Balogun Oyewole – have been nabbed for allegedly cloning the mobile line of the Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, and attempting to withdraw N50m from the state government’s account.
It was gathered that the suspects, who claimed to be cocoa dealers, allegedly attempted to perfect a N50m transfer through the mobile line of the governor, which they had cloned.

An officer of the Department of State Services, Mr. Peter Okerinmodun, said, “The duo used the cloned mobile line of the governor to send a text message to the Accountant General of the state requesting a transfer of N50m.”
The officer stated that the ruse was, however, detected and the two men were arrested by the DSS, adding that others, who connived with them to commit the crime, were at large.
The artisans were arraigned on Wednesday before an Isolo Magistrate’s Court on two counts bordering on the alleged offence.

Okerinmodun, who was also the DSS prosecutnaija and fraud.
Romance › Re: One Sure Way To Know Who Your Heart truly Desires. by tuzle(m): 12:13am On Apr 17, 2016
Toks2008:
That person that you usually think about in bed at night before you sleep is who your heart truly longs for...


FACT
dem many o, from sikirat to bimbo then ore to bunmi. If i continue listing en. Ogbeni y should i tink of women, when i can tink of money?
Politics › Re: Fayose Hails US Govt, UK Telegraph Reports On Buhari's Witch-hunt Of Opposition by tuzle(m): 7:04pm On Apr 15, 2016
fayose again, as much as i like him, he talks too much
Politics › Re: Governor Fayose's Letter To China: Should He Be Charged For Treason? by tuzle(m): 5:29pm On Apr 15, 2016
adukenny:
Is this how Ekiti people are? Is Fayose a sane man? Is PDP that he claimed to be representing and fighting for still exist? What do you think will happen to you Mr Fayoshit after the expiration of your tenure. The class of people who will not see anything good in what Mr President (Buhari) is doing presently are either a fraudster, 419, Kidnappers, Prostitutes, Militants, Boko-Haram, Pipeline Vandals, Economic saboteurs, Political brigands, Ritualists, Cultists, ungodly individual. Monkeys (Nairaland wailers), Now check where you belong...
buhari has done nothing yet. so wait till he does sumthin b4 u compile ur barbaric list
Politics › Re: Governor Fayose's Letter To China: Should He Be Charged For Treason? by tuzle(m): 5:11pm On Apr 15, 2016
Rainbow4real:
Fayose is just trying to hav his way to be popular or probably wants the opposition to fear him.. He needs to be checked. He is mentally deranged and must be charged for TREASON.. Since he became Governor of Ekiti, what is his achievement? Since May 29, 2015, what has he achieved?? He has no vision,, yet his mission is to destroy.. Agbero
do u live at ekiti. if no go over there and see 4 urself. people who have never stepped into ekiti asking for his achievement
Education › Re: FUTA Student Who Was Reported Missing Found. See What Happened. Photos by tuzle(m): 3:33pm On Apr 15, 2016
herbie27:
Who's insulting you?, did i?.

There are 18 and 20 yrs olds in open relationships that their parents are aware of and can spend the nyt at the guys place any day or time not to talk of a 22 yrs old.

Why will i as an adult lie abt something like that?, stop showing your African mentality bt still nt all parents are over protecting.
i am not saying she is lying. U said y would she lie when she is not 15, and i asked u if it is only 15years old and below dat lie. And u insulted me indirectly
Education › Re: FUTA Student Who Was Reported Missing Found. See What Happened. Photos by tuzle(m): 12:45pm On Apr 15, 2016
herbie27:
I knew that ppl like you who lack comprehension will quote me bt let me explain that to you.

She's an adult and can go where ever she wants and must not lie to cover up that because even if she lies she won't be spanked.

Is only children that can boldly lie abt their where about.

Hope i made sense.
there was no need for the insult. becos it is only people like u dat dont understand simple questions are u trying to tell me that a 22 year old girl still under are parent roof will boldly tell her parent she went to spend the week with her boy friend. And it isnt only children that lie, adults lie the most. Children get their lieing skill from adult
Education › Re: FUTA Student Who Was Reported Missing Found. See What Happened. Photos by tuzle(m): 10:09pm On Apr 14, 2016
herbie27:
Does she look like a 15 yrs old to lie abt her where about?. Thank God for her life.
is it only 15years old dat lie?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 0) On 13th April 2016 by tuzle(m): 10:09pm On Apr 13, 2016
Noblebrown7:
For A. Madrid to beat Barcelona, They must
assemble a squad like this...
GOALKEEPER: Superman
DEFENCE:
Batman;Undertaker;Randy Orton;James Bond
MIDFIELDERS: Thor;Harry Potter;Merlin;Seeker
STRIKERS: Jet Lee;Jackie Chan
SUBSTITUTES
Bruce lee
Spiderman
Cm punk
Mike Tyson
Rambo
Wolverine
Kyle XY..
olodo, come and talk now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 0) On 13th April 2016 by tuzle(m): 10:06pm On Apr 13, 2016
JhimmySpark:
And Barca's last game of the season is against Atletico at the Couldron.... Hehehehehehe.. Anything can happen
which league, dey have played atletico home and away now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 0) On 13th April 2016 by tuzle(m): 10:04pm On Apr 13, 2016
Mediapace:
Barca should just sell that bravo,that 1st goal wasn't supposed to be a goal.

They are all bundle of Heartbreakers
it is ter stegen dat kept now, abi na back of tv u dey watch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Barcelona : UCL (2 - 0) On 13th April 2016 by tuzle(m): 9:55pm On Apr 13, 2016
i am very happy tonite, now i can call those two schmuck dat were arguing with me dat barca will beat atlectico 11 men on 11 at the calendron
Education › Re: Fuel Scarcity: Low Turnout Mars Schools Resumption In Lagos State by tuzle(m): 7:38am On Apr 12, 2016
oboy
Programming › Re: How Can I Make A Website Interactive? by tuzle(m): 6:56pm On Apr 09, 2016
Akoja360:
only?
no but for a start u can use javascript together with html and mysql. u can also use php
Programming › Re: How Can I Make A Website Interactive? by tuzle(m): 3:35pm On Apr 09, 2016
javascript
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Bar Robbers, Prostitutes, Kidnappers From Giving Offerings,tithe by tuzle(m): 3:58pm On Mar 27, 2016
Leavethevillage:
What of punters like me? tongue
what do punters do?
Christianity Etc › Re: What If The Early Church Had Prayed That Saul Should Die? by tuzle(m): 3:52pm On Mar 27, 2016
i dont pray evil for my enemy. I pray for dem to suceed so dey wont have the time to disturb me. But if all those enemy die prayer work then my mom (them cac, mfm and most naija churches) prayer would have caused an earth quake in naija
Celebrities › Re: American Police Tried To Arrest Davido Thinking He Is A SCAMMER Cos He Is BLACK! by tuzle(m): 2:12pm On Mar 21, 2016
Speeechless3:
All black men are suspects in america.
They are an endangered specie.
u are looking for trouble
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen VS Awgu (enugu State) Youths: The Army Was Very Swift, See Why! by tuzle(m): 4:19am On Mar 21, 2016
all these fulani herdsmen self, if u kill them they will not talk but if u touch their cows, u are looking for their trouble. it reminds me of the bible verse "touch thou not my annointed". The worst thing is dat buhari will not say anything.

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