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must u be a marketer, y cant u look for a school close to ur place where they pay the same amount as d marketing job and teach, no stress, no t fare, and u even close early, u can then look for anoda job in the process

No b small fight for my area today ooooh.A nursery 1 pupil
in a Danfo bus from school wasreciting d day's lesson at
school:."If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I'll b a
chick!.""If my dad is a lion & my mum a lioness, I'll b a
cub!.""If my dad is a king & my mum a queen, I'll be a
prince!."The danfo driver was irritated by the noise andtold
the boy to stop but he didn't.......Then thedriver shouted,
"What if ur mum na prostitute &ur dad na armed
robber?".........D boy replied, "I'll be a danfo driver!........
...and that was how the fight started! Who first
findtrouble ..Gud evening

i dont believe the story or news. sorry to say dis it is either she does not knw wat she is saying or it not normal. the five is overexaggerated

Estharfabian:
Woah! I've watched like almost all the cartoons You mentioned....A guy after my own heart...

LoL! up till now, I still watch cartoons...I have loads of dvd'ss...Barbie, Frozen, sanjay n Craig, breadwinners, spongebob,teenage ninja turtle...e.t.c I just find them really intriguing...

when i get married and have my children, i will watch cartoon with them but it will be controlled so they dont become olodo like me. And i dont like barbie it too girlee and childish

Estharfabian:
"" Amen...
high5 jaweh! This people don't even know wussup...

when i was young i was giving the nick name cartoon, my result was always bad then because we had cable, gone are those days when i could recite the songs of most cartoons mostly samurai jack, flinstone, danger mouse, wacky races, dexter lab, johnny bravo, kid next door, power puff girl. men i watched cartoon to the extent my daddy always lock our television in his room any time he his going to work. Words cant describe the extent to which i luved cartoons

14teenK:
perfect Response... Imagine frozen compared to naruro and avatar ...kai....

i dont like naruto neither have i watched tangled but i dont think avatar is dat bad even thou i havent watched the latest. if i was given the option to choose between nolly movies and cartoon then i would choose the cartoon.

14teenK:
perfect Response... Imagine frozen compared to naruro and avatar ...kai....

i dont like naruto neither have i watched tangled but i dont think avatar is dat bad even thou i havent watched the latest. if i was given the option to choose between nolly movies and cartoon then i would choose the cartoon

i recall the day 2face came to my skul/ my gf was by my side and was just screamin 2face i luv u. I dont blame her i blamed myself for being broke

Holywizard:
God bless them.
I know 3 players out of the team but i must tell u our captain Nwakali who is frm Oziobodo in Owerri West LGA is 27yrs.

bad belle. Who tell u say we no know

mtn are crazy o so it is my credit dey want to use to pay for the fine. i am afraid to load on my mtn because any time i load 50naira is deducted for their stupid cnn news which i dont involve receive any news. i hav called there customer care now five times and dey keep tellin me dey have deactivated it but wen i load dey remove my money, i am going to dere office tomorow

For the past three weeks now MTN have been performing some funny tricks on my line. each time i recharge 50 naira is deducted from my line. the first time dis happened i called there customer care and reported and dey told me i subscribed for one CNN news stuff and i told them to help me unsubscribe told me that he had unsubscribed. The week after dat i recharged and the same amount was deducted, i called there customer care and dey told me the same shit dat i subcribed for CNN news, i replied dat i did not subscribe to any of there service dat they should help me unsubscribe any service dat i am currently subscribed to and they replied me dat they have unsubscribed. yesterday i recharged again and 50 naira was deducted for the same cnn new i have been wasting my time calling them to unsubscribe, i called them these time angrily(i pity dee lady wey answer me) now i am afraid to recharge on my mtn line. Has these occur to any one?

vislabraye:
No mind am. May be she dey look for excuse not to do again.
If to say you get money like David O, na different story.

u get am, i have told my self wen i get my money i will use girls and do shakara

[quote author=chandli post=39641518]@Op...How old are you? [/quotemid twenty but dat doesnt really matter because there are some cartoons i cant stop watching

KashyBaby:
Lol...is that cartoons a p0rn?
Yes it is more unlikable for a grownass man to watch a cartoon..u shud start watching the fifty shades of Grey...

not porn. But peguine from madagasca and i dont like romance movies. I prefer action

Last two weeks my gf saw me watching cartoon and the week after dat she broke up with me. Are reasons are dat guy dat watch cartoons are not men (see smack down), dat i will start behaving like a cartoon very soon (chai i have suffered). Is it bad too watch cartoon?

Durentt:
Last time i checked its only poor and jobless people who dont tolerate maids By the time u start flowin in millions and u become a minister like Diezani Alison, then come back and tell me u dont tolerate maids. Smh

Sorry to say dis but u talk like a spoilt, untrained brat

Jollyjoy:
ok thank you.

i admire u. Mostly ur response

a question to the ladies, i cant differentiate a girls feeling towards. What are the signs dat are displayed by u ladies that i can use in differentiating between love or just friendship?

RIP to the woman. the policeman side of the event is what u tell a child in nursery 2 and he start laughing at u. THE POLICE IS OUR FRIEND

does he think he his in holly wood. rip to him. 1000 ways to die need to update their record o

Realgana:
19. Don't create a new account when banned for
breaking a rule. If you do, make sure we don't find out.

so we have Efcc on nairaland

i weep for my country. Some People will even defend the devil

a friend of mine need an advice. we are in nd2 first semester, these friend of mine is a music person and has the chance to go into it now but these will prevent him from coming to skul through out these semester, should he take his chance and quit skul for music or wait still nxt year when he finishes his nd which he may not have that oppurtunity again

a time to kill is one of the books i enjoy readin. and i am in support with the killing of rapiest if they are found guilty

chymystique:
Whats happening to Igbo eze community? Since these past few weeks they ve been in the news for bad things... This is the handwork of a member of the family. This situation almost happened in my family few yrs back. I pray that God restores good health on them that are ill Amen!

must we tribalize every news we see. no wonder it they say maturity is not by age

it is either nairaland loves snake or dislike them. Why is dat topic on snakes always make front page?

PoosPoos:
Look how Bad the road Is!
And all ya coming here to rant about Fayose's achievement,is dis how a road shud look like?

cant u read is he the governor of ondo state and there are roads in lagos dat are worst dan dat eg ejigbo

i just listened to both songs but dare pray for me chorus and instrumental was amazin. pray for me is surely a remix of wish me well, and it at the top of my playlist presently. but both songs are gr8t

y teach us what we were taught in economies. there is nobody on dis site who did economic in secondary skul dat does not know y small business fail

Donpizzle:
seconded, in otherwords its(pix) a photoshop.

it is not photo shop i saw the bus