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G3NTL3SOUL:
Guy inside this cold season?

dis place is damn hot in the nite. It is only cold early in the morning

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nepa are wicked o. tonite of all nltes i cant sleep because dere is heat and all dis mosquitoes will not allow me to rest

chai, how will i sleep dis nite, all dis mosquito want to disvirgin me o dey cant even wait for our nxt date and dis one dat nepa have refused to bring light

i am at my uncle place at lekki now and for two day dey had ligh although we are on gen now. But my place dere light dere is bad

i am at my uncle place at lekki now and for two day dey had light. But my place dere light dere is bad

ritababe:
so u preferred to be killed

what i am sayin is dat people dont just leave where dere fore father stayed without planning. Let me give u an example let say nigeria is at war, it is not everybody dat haveta visa, not everybody dat has the money for transportion, and so many example like dat

Bank alerts are great! In fact, the most important thing people watch for every month is a bank alert. And when they finally enter, they make people ecstatic! What would you do if you receive this kind of alert on Christmas? So you were just on your own chilling as today is Christmas and suddenly your phone gave a beep and when you checked, this is what you found: Alert:Credit Acct:1XX..20X Amt:N4,200,000,000 Rmks: COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA) 25 DEC 15 By: 25-Dec-2015 15:59:26 Bal: N4,216,549.56 After reading the text, which of the following would you do? A. Report to EFCC B. Keep quiet C. Run out of the country D. Withdraw it immediately ..

ritababe:
I dont understand people still live in borno?
Only a madman will see a river full of crocodile in his backyard and still live there.

sista do u have a place for dem to stay? Where do u xpect dem to go to. moving from one place to anoda involves planning, it is not sumthing u just do.

ritababe:
I dont understand people still live in borno?
Only a madman will see a river full of crocodile in his backyard and still live there.

sista do u have a place for dem to stay? Where do u xpect dem to go to.

Ike1:
http://manly.ng/advice-father-gave-me-was-searching-for-a-wife/

very good advice for most guys. But op i have a question where u recording the conversation?

fbtowner:
Everyday when I read stuffs like this.


I keep adding 2 years to the day I planned to get married.


Hoes everywhere. I wish I can just go to US and turn to Gay.

bleeped up life

guy u fall my hand o. I would rather be a womanizer than a gay. I cant see myself f**k*ng my fellow man

Liftkid:
Thomas did i attach any link there?

judas, some people belived dat dere is a church like dat

Must nigerian misuse dis sentence, come and go and bla bla bla bla (wrong)

RoastedCorn:
and when I say maths is simpler than English . . they will be saying I'm talking under the influence of weed

guy we should compare math and english. English is more technical. I could write an english examination wit out readin and i would pass. But wen it comes to math if t dont knw it dat is the end. oboy math is hard and sweet. but eng is just technical

ITSaWRAPPP:



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just googled dis shit and found nothing like dat from any reliable source only naija local blogs have info on it

teebarbie:
meanwhile I got a 50k job at akure with accommodation but I reside in Lagos. I don't know if I should accept the offer.

if u were really looking for a job u will not be askin for advice

rationalmind:
Like I said, it doesn't work the way it appears.

Using the bolded part of your message, it used to cost me 200 naira to get to Lekki from iyana-ipaja. It can as well cost me 500 naira. All I need do is to be at my bus stop by 5a.m, take VI, 150 naira, come down at law school then I'll take Lekki 50 naira. On a bad day, I spend 250 naira.

So bro, no one who earns 30K will spend 400 naira to Ikoyi from iyana-ipaja. It's all about knowing how to cut cost.

There will always be a way to cut transportation cost. One just has to figure it out.

sorry to ask wen last did u go from iyana ipaja to vi because yesterday thou it was in the afternoon the price was 700naira but i doubt u can get a bus presently going from iyana ipaja to vi at 150. Even from iyana ipaja to ikeja along presently is 100naira

rationalmind:
This isn't true neither is it close to being true. Ibeju-Lekki to iyana oworo cannot be more than 400. Iyana oworo to Ketu can't be more than 100 naira. That's maximum of a thousand naira per day.

There's a way these things work. OP wakes early, he gets a direct vehicle to ketu and pays 200 naira. More so, It's equally possible a staff stays around him which will ease t fare.

OP, I'll strongly suggest you take it and start from somewhere. I personally know someone who stays at iyana-ipaja, works at Ikoyi, and his salary isn't up to 30K.

Congrats on your new job.

guy i dont belive it i stay at ayobo and work at yaba and i spend almost 700 per day on transportation and i leave my house as early as 5am. calculate dat for amount for month. and from iyana ipaja to ikoyi should be about 400. from ajah(awoyaya) to ketu with just 50k as salary is like commiting suicide but if he decides to take brt or it will help alot but taking public transport oboy.

20bc:
[color=teal]Oh, smh, DC and marvel done finish you, you know the a-z about all their characters [/color]

i was a very big fan of marvel comics during my early teenage age but i knw little about dc

20bc:
[color=teal]Lol, but he always get the deed done, I left out Hawkeye because he uses arrow like green arrow but the rest useto handle guns..... [/color]

O. den bullseye shoudnt be dere he hardly use gun he prefers projectile such as needles, pin, tooth pick, he even prefer using paper to gun. but deadshot is just to good with gun

20bc:
[color=teal]The animal was running and your uncle shot it, is your uncle
Bullseye
Deadshot
Deathpool or
Deathstroke[/color]

to much dc and marvel comic hav finish u. But deadpool is not dat good at targeting. but the rest i agree wit u and u 4got hawkeye

If dis had happened in my village u will see people troopin frm different angle to pick dere share, dey will tell u God has send manna in form of chicken to dem

that is God palm where u look and u see. wat so important abt dis topic dat it made front page that is God palm where u look and u see. wat so important abt dis topic dat it made front page

flokii:


he z a chain smoker... they are all smokers actually


even some of d gospel singers too

guy pls tell me just 1 gospel artist dat smokes

Jesusloveyou:
it simply means unemployed nigerians that are destitute or adversely poor, not graduates

guy top confusing urself umemployed nigerians, unemployed graduate, what the difference. so u believe dat there are no graduate who are adversely poor, who struggle to eat a square meal per day.

adesegun121:
The actress looks stunning in her new hairstyle..Really suits her..


"All the glory must be to the Lord...for He is worthy of our praise, no man on earth should give glory to himself, all the glory MUST BE TO THE LORD.
Thanksgiving MUST never and WILL never cease to Almighty God for taking me through the year thus far, through it all, through the fire n the flames, I am still here, grateful to see November draw to a close and ready to receive December with open arms! It can ONLY BE JEHOVAH ELSHADDAI!! Happy Sunday my dears and have a great week ahead.
MUA : @oluchionuigbo
Hair :@lamlyhairsignature" Kate captioned the pic.


https://www.instagram.com/p/-qHpFXg6hA/

and julius aghauwa will now tell me dat he is ten years younger dan she is. nigeria Footballers can lie

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MrLaw101:
yes it has an advantage but the disadvantage is more.

dat is if u take too much of it

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