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Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Fiance To Death In South Africa (Photos) by tuzle(m): 5:43pm On Sep 08, 2020
Is today boyfriend day? If u are wandering why I am asking, go to the front page.i leave the rest to righteousness
Crime › Re: Mother 36, In A Sexual Relationship With Her 19-year-old Son (video) by tuzle(m): 7:57pm On Sep 07, 2020
Let me leave my comment to righteousness
Education › Re: What Took You To The Principal's Office In Secondary School? by tuzle(m): 9:15pm On Sep 05, 2020
Marvinho:
After i nicknamed my principal's son "fish".That very day all the persons i had given funny nicknames had to come to put some nails in the coffin
and the most annoying thing is that the principal would destroy your bum that day just because of the word fish nicknamed his son. If I was the principal I would have just laughed and warned u
Food › Re: What Is The Funniest/Most Terrible Combination Of Foods You Have Ever Taken? by tuzle(m):
some people won't make heaven and the fact that tomorrow is Sunday, how can u swallow toothpaste with bread, ah fear God. Sha we are just catching cruise. Last week I came back late so I met my afternoon food which was rice and night food which happened to be potato and as someone that likes food, I mixed the two and I consumed it. Man can't stress himself
Pets › Re: Is This How Big Monitor Lizards Are? by tuzle(m): 7:36pm On Sep 02, 2020
If I was there I won't even go near the man at all. When it come to reptiles and amphibians I am scared shit
Sports › Re: Is Messi Still Good Enough For A Big Price Tag Or Is He In Decline? by tuzle(m): 10:49am On Sep 02, 2020
Babaj145:
Guy forget matter..messi is not better dan ronaldo..situations messi fails, ronaldo excels so also situations where ronaldo fails, messi excels..they are both good in their own right and they both will improve any team they play in..the way messi fans talk about ronaldo u will think he is on harry Kane's level and messi is on maradonna level which is very irritating and disrespectful..
i agree with u, just that I don't like arguing with Messi fans. They talk like the gap between them is like the distant between heaven and earth.
Sports › Re: Is Messi Still Good Enough For A Big Price Tag Or Is He In Decline? by tuzle(m): 10:10am On Sep 02, 2020
tfash96:
u mean combined or individually bkos none of them reaches Messi's level
combined and I am looking at the price tag placed on him, so why would it be individual. And another thing u guys ignore is that Messi isn't that much better than Ronaldo no matter how u look at it plus the rest I listed
Sports › Re: Is Messi Still Good Enough For A Big Price Tag Or Is He In Decline? by tuzle(m): 10:04am On Sep 02, 2020
emae009:
last season being Messi allegedly worst season, he has a better dribbling stats than Neymar, scored more goals than Mbappe, had more assists than KDB, more goal contribution than Ronaldo, only Lewandowski had more and that's was in his worst season o!
so are u telling me u will take a Messi to the five players I listed combined?
Even in his best season, was Ronaldo not competing with him. Football is not about how well a player plays, it is about the team winning trophies. Messi is good no doubt but even at his prime when he was better, I won't still pay 700m for him. It is a waste and Messi doesn't guarantee u trophy.
Sports › Re: Is Messi Still Good Enough For A Big Price Tag Or Is He In Decline? by tuzle(m): 9:49am On Sep 02, 2020
Only ignorant people will claim Messi is worth that amount at 33. Even Messi in is prime isn't worth the amount. The money we are talking about can buy Ronaldo, Neymar, mbappe, lewandoski, de bruyne at the same time and u will still get change. U can't tell me messi is better than does players I listed. So it will be a waste when u can get him for free the year after. Even spending 200m on Messi is a waste.
Business › Re: How I Was Defrauded At Alaba International Market Today. by tuzle(m): 9:18pm On Sep 01, 2020
donproject:
See Igbos ehn...that's how they will run their republic if given. Experience I had with them in Enugu last week chai, I hate them more with passion. They call it smartness but these people are the reason Nigerians are known worldwide for their corruptions. It runs in their blood....ole, gbewiri, apomolekun jaye, jaguda paali, awon alafowora bi shina rambo.

I won't say much...I was defrauded in that same Alaba by a guy known as Bright in 2016, I swear for him shah but to my disdain, the guy is now in Italy after duping his boss and ran
guy don't turn this to tribal war, I and my uncle both Yoruba were scammed by same Yoruba boys at alaba when we wanted to buy flat screen. We knew after we paid a certain amount that we were being scammed but we couldn't do anything. If we had soldiers maybe we would have gotten our money back because in our presence some Hausa boys got their money back because they brought soldiers. So it is not only igbos that do scam, no tribe is exempted.
Travel › Re: 6 Countries Where The Sun Never Sets And Where There Is No Night by tuzle(m): 7:13pm On Aug 31, 2020
As in I don't understand, is it that for the whole 365 days night doesn't occur or there is a particular day when the sun doesn't set. I didnt read, I am only going by the title. So if u are going to quote me, only quote to answer my question.
Health › Re: 138 New COVID-19 Cases,199 Discharged And 2 Deaths On August 30 - (1277 Tested) by tuzle(m): 8:00am On Aug 31, 2020
[quote author=texas1990 post=93410463][/quote]i usually ignore mannerless people like u
Health › Re: 138 New COVID-19 Cases,199 Discharged And 2 Deaths On August 30 - (1277 Tested) by tuzle(m): 12:09am On Aug 31, 2020
dassylegend:
He predicted because that's his field of study. Every other country has predicted same in the past. Stop being ignorant.
Covid-19 is real!
so how do u explain having 400 cases today and less than 50 the next day. I am not ignorant and I know covid 19 is real, but i don't believe the numbers ncdc releases. When u put one or two things together, it isn't too hard to figure that ncdc list has question mark written all over it.
Health › Re: 138 New COVID-19 Cases,199 Discharged And 2 Deaths On August 30 - (1277 Tested) by tuzle(m): 11:39pm On Aug 30, 2020
SCAM! Plateau state just started cashing out now. Doesn't it feels strange how Lagos went from having 400 to 20. I remember when Lagos health minister predicted August as the date when the curve will be flattened, and truly the curve is flattening. If u don't see the scam here then u must be one of those people who believes buhari can make Nigeria better.
Education › Re: Jubilation As Ondo State University Reduces School Fees Amid COVID-19 by tuzle(m): 3:26pm On Aug 28, 2020
Chii59:
Look at how much a federal university is charging its students.
Just a few years ago, students in most federal schools didn't pay more than 40k per year.
Now look... And they're rejoicing undecided
if u had read carefully, u would have seen state in the name of the university
Education › Re: FG Planning To Pay Private School Teachers, Artisans – Osinbajo by tuzle(m): 9:16am On Aug 28, 2020
Something that when they finally kick start the plan, u will not see any teacher in the whole of Lagos that has benefitted from the program
TV/Movies › Re: FG Asks Multichoice To Suspend DSTV, GOTV Price Increase by tuzle(m): 8:14am On Aug 27, 2020
umbo:
over 500 free to air satellite tv channel's I have serve me ,its just awesome ,I get more than enough ,movies ,documentaries ,sport,local content,news etc
how do I get this and how much
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Tells Barcelona He Wants To Leave by tuzle(m): 8:40pm On Aug 25, 2020
Merimental:
According to BBC that clause which allows him leave on free has expired and will have to wait till 2021 unless 700 million euros buy-out clause is met by suitors.

Man City have displayed series of madness with transfers in d past but I think dey could go d extra mile by bidding for him. after all der owner is f**king rich to d core.
do u think any club with common sense will pay that amount for a 33year old footballer? With that money u can buy Neymar, mbappe, lewandoski, and like two to three top players in the world. U can even buy a football team.
Food › Re: Soft Drinks To Cost More As Customs Proposes Excise Duty by tuzle(m): 8:35am On Aug 21, 2020
Everything in Nigeria except someone income use to go up and never comes done. We are too soft in dis country, that is why our leaders use to do any how.
Sports › Re: PSG Beat RB Leipzig To Reach Their First Ever Champions League Final by tuzle(m): 11:03am On Aug 19, 2020
Numerouno94:
My brother u hv not bn following(watching) Bayern dis season especially after d covid break dats why u tink dey re being ova estimated. Those guys re d true definition of gen gen pressing, Liverpool dey learn for dia hand. They play like dey re on Tramadol or oda hard substances.
Bayern hits u hard nd fast!!
i wouldn't be surprised if even Lyon beats Bayern today. Even thou Bayern are 100 percent favourites.
Sports › Re: PSG Beat RB Leipzig To Reach Their First Ever Champions League Final by tuzle(m): 10:45am On Aug 19, 2020
RudyNerdy:
checkout the screenshot below and you'll see the overestimation is worth it
psg in their last 25 games have only lost once and drawn once. So there is nothing special about the result u posted.
Sports › Re: PSG Beat RB Leipzig To Reach Their First Ever Champions League Final by tuzle(m): 9:13am On Aug 19, 2020
People are seriously under rating psg and even Lyon. let us not forget that tuchel was once a coach at Dortmund, so at least he should have some experience playing Bayern and now he is with a stronger team. I am not saying psg would me, but people are seriously overestimating Bayern.
Education › Re: WAEC: Imo Schools Charge Students N2,000 Per Subject To Allow Cheating - SR by tuzle(m): 11:32pm On Aug 17, 2020
streetsoldier1:
Thatz their stock in trade, when the result is out they will start chestbeating....yiiibo
i guess bachel college ogba Lagos that was on front page for examination malpractice is also located somewhere in IMO?
Politics › Re: Mega Contract Scam: Why We Can’t Probe Senators Indicted By NDDC — Panel by tuzle(m): 10:00pm On Aug 16, 2020
Why do we have so many errors in the comment section? I guess the degree of the scam
Education › Re: Webometrics Ranking Of Nigerian Universities (2020) by tuzle(m): 8:05pm On Aug 16, 2020
Scam list, did my university even open through out 2020,so how come did they come about the list when both lecturers and students are at home.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump’s Younger Brother, Robert, Dies Aged 71 by tuzle(m): 12:21pm On Aug 16, 2020
Simplyleo:
Eyyaa.

What a loss to ipob. angry
somebody just died, instead of u to pay respect, u decided to show your stupidity by being tribalistic. I think u should change your moniker to simplyfool instead, the name suit u.
Politics › Re: Onne Seaport Welcomes The Biggest Ship To Ever Call At Any Nigerian Port. PICS. by tuzle(m): 4:45am On Aug 16, 2020
How is this news? And why are we celebrating this
Sports › Re: Messi Slammed For Lack Of Leadership During Defeat By Bayern Munich by tuzle(m): 7:14pm On Aug 15, 2020
Auladimeji:
I'm a Barcelona, I saw it when Messi bow down when they scored but let us be real no matter what Barcelona can never beat Bayern Munich... Common!they have Muller, Lewandoski,Coutihno,Gbary,perisic and many more,My team Barcelona have nothing apart from Messi and Dejon(they really tried)...Honestly, as a Barcelona yesterday was not humiliation, the real humiliation was against Liverpool and Roma,we were cut off.... Barcelona fans should not be ashame,we can't defeat Bayern Munich and still defeat Manchester city,ko possible.. I'm still a Barcelona fan no matter what
to be sincere with u, there is nothing spectacular about the individual players at Bayern Munich except some few like lewandoski, even the coutinho u mentioned is a barca player who can't enter the team, but those guys know how to play as a team and attack and Barça are just that bad, it is just luck they have been using since. I don't want to blame their coach, but there is a serious problem with Barça from Messi to the management.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by tuzle(m): 9:48pm On Aug 14, 2020
Dis is pure wickedness, dis Bayern team are heartless and messiless, even contiho self. Bayern just sacked a coach, stripped a goat of his horn, murdered a club.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by tuzle(m): 9:05pm On Aug 14, 2020
I am not watching the match and I have been hearing goat, goal and Messi since, I just said I should check the scores online. Now I think it is goal, scape goat and mercy they were shouting. Barcelona coach should not even follow the team back to Spain, he should just go for vacation from there because he is a goner.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by tuzle(m): 8:46pm On Aug 14, 2020
My own problem now is why my club sold gnabry and the worst thing was he went for a cheap amount. The coach who approved for him to be sold deserves to be flogged.
Health › Re: 437 New COVID-19 cases, 142 Discharged And 3 Deaths On August 9 - (2,355 Tested) by tuzle(m): 11:33pm On Aug 09, 2020
What is going on self, this thing is just going up and down. As a student I have even forgotten about school. I am so sure when everything is finally over, school will not interest most of us again. God should just protect every one of us

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