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Politics › Re: 'I Will Lift 100 Million Nigerians Out Of Poverty' - Buhari by tuzle(m): 12:02pm On Jul 01, 2020
Didn't read the article, but the heading is literally impossible in Nigeria. Buhari has just 2years left, so how does he plan on achieving that. Even 10million people is going to be very hard with the present event going on in Nigeria.
Travel › Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Abeokuta, Ogun State That Will Make You Love The City by tuzle(m): 2:39pm On Jun 30, 2020
I don't know why we always hype nonsense in Nigeria. I school at abeokuta and my mom is from imeko in ogun state, I stay in Lagos and I have been to almost all the south western state except info state. I know I will get bashed for saying this but the truth is that there is nothing fine about all this state even Lagos state. You guys will take a picture of just one part, over edit the picture and u start hyping nonsense. Let be sincere with ourselves there is nothing beautiful about Nigeria. How do we expect Nigeria to develop when u keep hyping just an area that can even be compared with a village in developed countries. Even lekki self that is always hyped, when it rains then u see it true colour.
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Kenyan Girl Raped By 3 Men She Met On Facebook After Traveling 210km by tuzle(m): 5:46pm On Jun 25, 2020
Some people are funny, so because people are castigating her for travelling a long distance to meet someone she met on facebook, that means they support rape. Please let be reasonable on this platform, even if it was my sister or family I will blame her first. That doesn't mean I support rape
Education › Re: COVID-19: Doctors, Parents, Teachers Caution FG Against Re-Opening Of Schools by tuzle(m): 11:44am On Jun 16, 2020
My questions is if corona virus doesn't fade away before the end of the year, what will happen then? Will school activities be scrapped for the year and all students receive receive promotion. What is going to happen if we have a worst case scenario and it extends to next year?
Health › Re: I Got Stinged By A Scorpion Anything To Be Worried About by tuzle(m): 3:24am On Jun 16, 2020
For what I have read online before, I don't think scorpion sting venom is strong enough to kill a grown man and with what u typed the pain isn't that much because if it was the highly venomous one that stung u the pain would have been excruciating.
Romance › Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by tuzle(m): 3:10am On Jun 16, 2020
Depressedkidd:
Then you ask her to turn up so you'll use the 1k and buy chicken for her, next thing flow from there sef.
i am so shy that I saw the same girl a week later and I couldn't even say hi. Although I have improved small, but I wouldn't just approach a girl on the road no matter what. I hate embarrassment and insult, so I just stay on my lane.
Romance › Re: Trying To Toast A Girl As A Shy Guy. Share Your Experience by tuzle(m):
After reading some comment I can't just stop laughing. Let me share mine. During my ND days I met a girl, I won't really say I liked her but I would have developed feelings for her if we had continued our friendship. So on this faithful day, I was talking with some of my friends beside the library. Somebody came from behind and covered my eyes and as a guy that hardly talk to girls, I would have never guessed she was the one. So when she removed her hand from my eyes and I saw her, I was so shocked that I completely froze even after she greeted me, that I didn't reply her. It was as if I disappeared from that place. My friends were just making fun of me and that led to another story. Because of that incident there was this fine girl in a neighboring department that my friends bet with me that I couldn't toast her and collect her number(about #1000) I just went to her and told her about the bet, that she should please help me with her number, I even gave her the phone so she could type it by herself. That is how my friends were hailing me not knowing I just scammed them.
Celebrities › Re: “I Can Drop A Song Now And Scatter Everywhere” – Naira Marley by tuzle(m): 4:42am On Jun 15, 2020
Only the mad people who's listens to his song together with him will scatter if he drops a song today.
Health › Re: 627 New COVID-19 Cases, 397 Discharged And 12 Deaths On June 12 - (2032 Tested) by tuzle(m): 11:48pm On Jun 12, 2020
I am tired of seeing this list every night and this will be the last time I will comment on anything covid 19. I have made up my mind, let God have his way.
Health › Re: 663 New COVID-19 Cases, 166 Discharged And 4 Deaths On June 9 - (2987 Tested) by tuzle(m): 11:50pm On Jun 09, 2020
The number is scary o
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Slash Workers’ Salaries, Ali Ndume Tells FG by tuzle(m): 8:02pm On Jun 09, 2020
Goat, they should start by slashing their own salaries, since they are not working fully too.
Health › Re: 'very Rare': WHO Says Coronavirus Seldom Spreads Through Asymptomatic Carriers by tuzle(m): 2:12pm On Jun 09, 2020
WHO are confused set of people, tomorrow again they will come out and say another thing. That was how they first said conora virus was non communicable.
Sports › Re: Premier League Announces Substitute Rule Change by tuzle(m): 10:15am On Jun 06, 2020
The guy on front page who said if they merged the top leagues in Europe together no English team will finish in top 10, opinion is void because two English teams played in the final of champions league last season. The only teams that will likely finish above epl team are Bayern, juventus, maybe Barça and Madrid.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump: Why I Was Taken To White House Underground Bunker by tuzle(m): 6:24am On Jun 04, 2020
I don't know what concerns Nigerians and trump, even people that have not passed their respective take before will carry USA matters on their head. Whether President Trump has performed good or bad, we have our issues in Nigeria, so instead of arguing over trump issue, why not direct the energy to our own president. It is not like he has done better than trump. Police kill people in Nigeria almost everyday,for once nobody has ever tried protesting, even our president didn't say anything but just one man died in USA and some jobless and senseless Nigerians are protesting and disturbing our peace.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Is The Most Important Artist Of His Generation by tuzle(m): 2:21am On Jun 04, 2020
Is it only me that feel wizkid is too overrated, to me he sings rubbish. I prefer his earlier songs like love my babe, slow whine and etcetera than I'd most recent one. I don't even understand how people label him the best ever musician to come out from Nigeria when quiet have, people like tuface.eeven psquare at their prime sang better songs that I could relate too. Well this is my opinion
Family › My Cousin Makes Weird Sound While Asleep by tuzle(op): 2:18am On Jun 03, 2020
My 10 years old cousin alway makes weird sound when sleeping. Sometimes he sounds like he is in pain or talks in his dream and if u wake him up he will tell u he can't remember his dream. I want to find out if it this is a medical condition or something else, because he does this every night and it is disturbing. Also he comes from a troubled home.
Romance › Re: Is It A Good Idea To Quit This Friendship? by tuzle(m): 3:43pm On May 31, 2020
MedicH:
i guess the OP was writing anofficial letter? Something is wrong with you
a topic meant for front page is supposed to have less errors, and if u can't do without insults, please don't mention me. I never meant to correct him because I wanted to mock him, i pointed that out against next time and if he was my friend, sister or brother, I would have point their errors out the same way I did.
Romance › Re: Is It A Good Idea To Quit This Friendship? by tuzle(m): 10:25am On May 31, 2020
MedicH:
This nonsense you wrote here is it the one without errors? Which sick slowpoke is too lazy to write "you" but uses "u and ur" instead, but is quick to point out the errors in another's write up?
guy I am not writing an official letter, and if u are going to abuse me please don't quote me. The reason I pointed out the error is against next time, not because I think I am better at typing than he his. If you are going to make a topic, atleast try to reduce the error and please if u are going to be abusive don't quote me again. That is my opinion, and if you don't like it, you have the option of ignoring.
Romance › Re: Is It A Good Idea To Quit This Friendship? by tuzle(m): 3:17am On May 31, 2020
Adekunlegold9ja:
Apologies for the long post and errors if any
u really need to work on ur typing skills, there are lot of errors in ur write up. Most people would even avoid reading because of the errors made. Always try to cross check before submitting the topic. U can still keep trying. but if u are not the patient type, u can quit and find another person
Politics › Re: George Floyd Dies After minesota Policemen Choke Him For 8 Minutes by tuzle(m):
All the policemen present at that scene need to be arrested and charged for murder. How can ur colleague stay at that position for more than 3 minutes and none of them tried to stop him. They don't treat white like that, but they treat blacks any how.
Crime › Re: Four Men Caught With Five Human Heads In Ondo (Photo) by tuzle(m): 11:57pm On May 25, 2020
What a wicked world, all because of money, u cut ur fellow human head and them carry around like treasure. All evil doers will surely reap their reward.
Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me by tuzle(m): 12:11am On May 25, 2020
All dis girlfriend shit I don't have time for it. if girlfriend is giving u this much problem, what would wife now do. End it and have peace of mind.
Health › Re: 216 New COVID-19 Cases, 50 Discharged And 9 Deaths On May 18 (916 Tested) by tuzle(m): 12:04am On May 19, 2020
Why do we have two contradicting report. When are they going to test 0.1% of Nigeria population. If it. With the slow rate of testing, I can confirm that corona in Nigeria is not as serious as they claim and lock down isn't necessary.
Education › Re: Mention The Course You Can Write In Exams And Pass Without Reading by tuzle(m): 9:22pm On May 18, 2020
Loris576:
Mention the course you can write and pass without reading

Mine is Mathematics

What's yours
I need to hear yours
math, especially mts101 and 102
Sports › Re: Who Is Your Best EPL Attacking Trio Of All Time? by tuzle(m): 10:32pm On May 17, 2020
Geeflow:
oga with all this you mentioned about Henry, did he even win world best for once? and for bergkamp, no manager will choose him ahead of Rooney. Get it into your head.
guy u no nothing about football, no 1 they don't play the same position u should be comparing Henry with Rooney no 2 search top ten most influential strikers in epl or top striker in epl and check if u will see tevez or Rooney or Ronaldo there, do u know those bergkam and Henry made Pele FIFA 100 list
Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by tuzle(m):
I want to ask a question not related to the topic, the op used 1 year and 6 month, isn't it more appropriate to use a year and 6 month?
Sports › Re: Who Is Your Best EPL Attacking Trio Of All Time? by tuzle(m): 10:08pm On May 17, 2020
Geeflow:
oga leave sentiment and be honest for once, will you choose Salah ahead of Cr7?
will you choose mane ahead of Rooney?
will you choose firminho ahead of Tevez?
abeg jare undecided
oga leave sentiment and be honest for once, will you choose Salah ahead of Cr7?
will you choose mane ahead of Rooney?
will you choose firminho ahead of Tevez?
abeg jare
do u know Henry and bergkam has come 2nd and 3rd I'm world best twice and Henry won highest goal scorer in England three times and highest assist in a season and u are there comparing Rooney, c Ronaldo and tevez to that trio
Health › Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by tuzle(m):
I see another lock down in lagos. I saw a news headline on Al Jazeera about plans to test about 11million residents of Wuhan again in just 10days and I keep wondering why my country hasn't even tested close to 50 thousand. What happened to the 1dollar test kit Senegal produced, if our government are serious about fighting this corona shit, they would be doing more test instead of this lock down scam that we have in place
Technology Market › Re: Xiaomi Redmi Phone For Sale by tuzle(m): 11:46pm On May 15, 2020
JuicyProstitute:
Redmi Go (2+16g)
4G lte
Solid battery
Used for only two months. Need to upset urgent debt
Price. 17k
Lagos
Those familiar with this nice phone know it has two variant, one has 1g and the other 2g. It's the 2g I have.
whereo in Lagos, and hope there is nothing wrong with it
Travel › Re: Prudent Hotel, Etemeteh Hotel To Be Demolished For Flouting Wike's Directives by tuzle(m): 11:03am On May 10, 2020
somehow:
There is an interstate lock down in the west, so I even if each state relaxes their lockdown, no interstate travel would be allowed.
u don't seem to understand what I am saying, I know there is interstate lock down but don't we still see people moving from one state to another, and the inter state November can't be in place forever, so very soon we will have people moving in large numbers from Lagos to point state, Lagos which has a large number of cases. So asymptomatic people can easily carry it to ogun there by causing another outbreak which defeat the purpose of the lock down at ogun
Travel › Re: Prudent Hotel, Etemeteh Hotel To Be Demolished For Flouting Wike's Directives by tuzle(m): 10:36am On May 10, 2020
somehow:
how will they move the virus to ogun from lagos when they can't get into ogun due to the border lockdown
when the lock down is finally lifted at ogun state

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