₦airaland Forum

Bagehot:
How is He wrong?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporal_punishment

You concern is appreciated but not needed..It's was a joke.

Thanks all the same.

drlaykay:
English Master, kindly state the right expression

Ask me again 'after later'

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Ishilove:
Good luck with that.

Thank you!

Lamanii22:
Twale... Baba oo... Oshey... Wagbayii

Lol

I'm innocent until proven guilty!

Ishilove:
Oga Nackson. Dauda the lover boy

Lol, that was my teens and 20s. I wanna settle down now. Papa mode dey hungry me badly.

biGDhAp:
.. seriously.. I really like your sense of humour .. you seem like a cheerful person ..

you too have turned bisexual abi?

JewelDiamond:
YOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS

Of course he is, unless it involves sending girls DMs then bully them expertly when they turn him down. Ask him about it. If he lies mention me.

ubunja:
no one cares how you feel. You wanted the origin of my Red Pill experience and I gave it. Your sorries, just like your attacks don't mean anything. Move along.

If that's the case then you're on a revenge mission more than anything else.

Still, I feel sorry for your sake even if you aren't. That does not mean I will not challenge you and Mart were need be, bro.

I'm moving along now. Catch you later.

Ishilove:
Op, bring the roof down. You be man wey sabi. If possible connect loudspeaker to your room and use it to face the street.

Tweiker, Nairaland sexologist oya come and give your expert input in this noisy matter.

I'll definitely give it my best shot.

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Nairaland40:
Good days Nairalanders.

I knw this might sound funny but it's a problem i need advise to solve as I keep getting ashamed of myself each time I make out with my wife. I have been married for close to 3 years now with a daughter and each time I'm making out with my wife, I do cry joyfully in the process and sometimes moan which keeps leaving me in shame before my wife after sex. Our sex life wasn't that strong when we were dating because of distance, now we live together and this thing keep happening. It's really embarrassing and I can't help it. I have met and explained to some of my close friend and they said it's nothing to worry about that I should worry over other things to help build my family, but I'm so uncomfortable with such awkward reactions during make out, my wife doesn't complain about it, but I doubt if it's something a normal man should be doing. I'm ashamed of myself writing this as I have never heard such similar experience anywhere by any man.

Is it something I should overlook or see a doctor?

Hi,

I have more experience and knowledge about sex in my little finger than most people will ever accumulate their entire life.

Yeah, growing up the girls were always there, hell man, avoiding them was the problem, but also I was into psychology. I studied sex and relationship deeply for fun and my knowledge is such that some think I'm a therapist or something.

Listen...

You are creating a problem in your life where none exists and worrying yourself sick over it.

1. Your case is nothing serious.
Moaning in bed/during sex is perfectly normal. Go to the bedroom window of any sexually active bachelor and hear for yourself. 70% of the time, the man is the one who moans and cries not the woman. There are men who even weep and grant like pigs during sex. The important thing is that your partner isn't bothered by it. I've seen a couple joke about the woman stuffing her pantie into the man's mouth during sex in a hotel room because he was making so much noise that she was scared one of the other guests down the hall would report them to the hotel management again!

That reminds me. A few years back Man. United star Paul Pogba had the same issue with singer Dancia. The hotel management had to move other guests off the entire floor after several complains that the couple were screaming so much dung sex (it was in the news, goggle it). And here you are complaining bitterly about ordinary moaning

2. Your problem is inexperience
Lemme guess, you weren't sexually active before marriage and still aren't.
News flash... your manhood is under-used and still very sensitive. The fact that your wife who's had a child (which would have widened her vagina) can still causes you this level of pleasure tells me that you have, not just an under-used penis, but one above average size too.
Only time and constant sex will heal you of this thing you see as a problem.


3. Have you talked to your wife?
She may not be telling but most women love it when men are like babies in their hands and that CAN HAPPEN ONLY during sex. Talk to your wife. That which you see as shame may be her greatest delight but your negative reaction is making her hide it.

4.Always remember, it's all part of sex!
That which you are complaining about now is what millionaires pay heavily to experience with traditional prostitutes in the orient, who have been trained form age 5 to give men pleasure.
Japanese and Chinese traditional prostitutes, called courtesans, have special skills they apply to make a man 'weep and scram helplessly with pleasure' during his moment of the 'clouds and rain' (orgasm). The sex skill is a 2000 year-old secret. And you wonder why one Chines emperor married a prostitute and gave her the key to his kingdom!


You are a very normal man but feel free to go and see your doctor for some little green pills containing multivitamins and a bill of 30k.

Good luck!

FarFromAverage:
Your father too should be a lazy man for catering for your needs.

You must repent and stop insulting women. Do this before its too late.

ubunja:
I at grade 4.

Oh, I'm truly sorry about that.

Some men can be stupid I swear!


Ubunja must have been through something like this. The Redpil association was born on that day.

Ishilove:
Oshey! The voice of experience. Tweiker Sutra

Sorry, to have stolen the meme without your permission. It's that amazing. I'm sure you can find it in your golden heart to forgive my awe of you and the meme both.

Gnaeusmagnus:
I doubt the CIA is involved...and even then....Coronavirus 19 has a fatality rate of 2 %. Ebola does a lot better.

Plus, viruses have been around for centuries. The reason why they are now jumping aorund is because of increased air travel...which is how it got to Iran (Iran and China have close links).

In the bad old days, a novel viral infection would have affected one isolated area. Now, jet travel makes everyone share the thing.

The term in my mind is weapon of opportunity. I've spent too many years reading leaked CIA files when I was in the USA not to smell a rat here.

Openbusiness:
Your suspicions are not valid. Is it CIA that brought it to Nigeria too, or is it America spreading it in Italy? Smh

Your line of thinking is the reason Nigeria is so backward and we still solve crime by torturing suspects into make false confessions.


Ever heard of the term weapon of opportunity?

Trust me, the way that virus is spreading so fast among the Iranian elite only, must have many smart people wondering if America had something to do with it. It's called Biological warfare and it has been in use for over 70 years. Even the common cold virus has been weaponized by the US Army at some point.

Gnaeusmagnus:
The first victim or patient among the Iranian elite was a medical doctor...who also happened to be the Deputy minister of health.

Something tells me that when the first cases were reported in Iran, the guy, as a medical doctor, promptly left his ministeral office, and did his job as a doctor...and in getting infected, may have infected his colleagues in the Iranian cabinet.

@emboldened

Including Mr. President.

Still the same end result.

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tsephanyah:
See him fake news peddlers now if DSS visit him he will deny this report
September 15, 2011 visit by former President of the federal republic of Nigeria, General Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo to the home of the in-law of the slain leader of the Boko Haram, Babakura Fuggu in Borno State.

*As Obasanjo concluded his secret meeting the previous day at the Green House with three other religious group [Jamatu Nasir Islam, JNI and CAN] in Jos, the capital of Plateau State on the Wednesday of September 14, 2011, and took off the following day to Borno State.

*The wife of former/late Boko Haram's leaders inlaw, Yakolo, was said to have received money from the former president(Obasanjo) to the tuned of N500,000.



*Also, sources who revealed to our correspondents of Jerry Gana’s bailing of Mohammed Yusuf following his November 2008’s arrest by the Nigerian Police Force [NPF].

*To this, the spoke person for the NPF, Emma Ojukwu told sources that “the courts gave him bail not the police. We don’t know why the courts keep giving him bail.

* is not certain who may be the exact sponsors of the Boko Haram group but the financially rich lifestyle of Mohammed Yusuf points to the certainty of his group being sponsored by a financial heavy weight. This is as sources have reported that Yusuf takes in N500,000 daily while schooling his children in western countries outside Nigeria.

*What about Jerry Gana?
The man that bail late boko haram leader Muhammad Yusuf atleast twice from detention, we know the time he went to Muhammed yusuf house straight from the airport and return
back to airport after they have a closed meeting, the security attached to him testify that.

*We can still remember the time he transfer 500 milion naira to late boko haram leader, Governor at that time though for politics reason, leaked the issue to public.

*He was also the last caller of Muhammad Yusuf.

*Prof. Dauda of Benue have also told us about Maita tsine, he said when he was a secretary of CAN , he was there when Maitatsine was recruited at Italy by france and US. We don't blame ordinary christian but USA, while Jerry Gana is a chair member, we know Jerymaya Husain is also a suspect.

Who ever read this would have by now know the real origin and sponsors of Boko Haram, also, there was a time when President Goodluck Jonathan says "we know the bomb blast sponsors," and after each bomb blast, Boko harm claims responsibilities! Yes, he really knows the sponsors, but does notting on that! That means he is also among the sponsors.

Not only that, the US is said to wipe Boko haram soon, some people are happy about that, while I will tell you that the US will not only wipe Boko Haram, but will proceed to wipe out the States, thereby causing an endless war which will only lead to high death rate of Nigerian citizens, and at that time, the US will gain total control of the nation, and that is what they want because of our natural resources! Thereby keeping us as slaves, because of our greedy leaders, you guys might not get what I mean, but when it comes practically, you will once remember me, GEJ if the US gain what they want na that time them go blow you and you will remember say I made a post that you think I don't know what I'm saying!

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A she with a dick spotted.

She's an APC agents online but a hungry man with beards offline..

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