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Religion / Re: Ladies, Beware Of Demon-possessed Guys Out There by Twelfthman: 12:58pm
That is the Jezebel demon. Learn how to spot it and u ll be fine

Yes a lot of them are demon possessed. Recently, I was going somewhere and I met a guy nice guy, handsome, cute, working class, he asked me out and all of that, he then added me on facebook, from his pictures online, he is a "pastor" so I decided to try him and see if he is actually a "pastor", he attends deeper life, told me whenever I want to come to his family house to see him I should wear skirt and no makeup, I laughed. Few minutes into the conversation. He is already talking about how he loves romance and sex shocked, this is a deeper life pastor, this guy is more concerned about how I dress than the sin he commit. After all said, I discarded him, I can't be unequally yoked with a fornicator.

God will help us in this generation.
Religion / Re: Ladies, Beware Of Demon-possessed Guys Out There by Twelfthman: 12:56pm

Jezebel demon possesses men too to bring havoc to other Godly women and men
Romance / Re: What Should A Young Man Do When A Girl Dies In His House by Twelfthman: 11:45am
Take necessary precautions...
Like you expected it to happen and u will be fine. That is how I live my life. You wont be disappointed and you will handle situations better. Goodluck
Politics / Re: Obaseki: "FG Printed 60 Billion Naira For States To Share" by Twelfthman: 6:59pm On Apr 10
Lets vote a young person to power. These greedy old politicians are outdated and had no clue about what is going on around them anymore.. That is the only way this country can move forward... If you ask me i will say anyone above 50 years of age shouldn't be vote to power


Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Shares Cute Selfies Her 3 Years Old Son, Jayce Snapped By Himself (P by Twelfthman: 6:45pm On Apr 10
Funny thread.
Give this boy few more years he will be the one trying all his best to locate his father....
Boys need their father especially during their teen to adult transformation..
It is very important!
Crime / Re: Chinese Govt. Seize Human Organs Transported From Nigeria by Twelfthman: 12:18pm On Apr 10
These Chinese dwarfs are so evil and hate the black skin.

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”
This people are so disgusting, even animals dont eat their kind
Events / Re: Photos Of Ghanaian Bride That Did Her Wedding Without Makeup And Accessories by Twelfthman: 12:05pm On Apr 10
Now this is better... God bless ur union
Music/Radio / Re: Throw Back: Most Memorable DMX Hit Songs(Pics/Video) by Twelfthman: 8:25am On Apr 10
I love all DMX songs...
I listen to all his albums...

Rest in peace legend.......

Music/Radio / Re: Throw Back: Most Memorable DMX Hit Songs(Pics/Video) by Twelfthman: 8:16am On Apr 10
That is what they told you. Don't believe everything on media

Wasn't a fan thou......but it hurts to know what killed him......say to drugs !......and don't use it as a source of income.......you are wasting lives

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Romance / Re: She Sleeps Like A Kung Fu Fighter by Twelfthman: 12:55am On Apr 10
Lol does she like eating late/heavy meals/sleeping immediately after meals at night? Or maybe that is just the way she sleeps and it can't be explain by science cheesy

I have once had an hostel mate that sometimes like to sleep in my room back in university days..
After we argue, laugh play video games and stuff till 12am or so. Other boys will go back to sleep in their room but this particular dude don't care, he will carry pillow and sleep on my bed grin to make it even worse he doesn't do Kungfu style which i am already use to tolerate due to my younger siblings kungfu and jacki chan style on bed grin . They kick & blow when they sleep grin
But this particular dude in uni days when he sleeps. He do grab and hold style grin
I will always wake up midnight to see someone holding tight to me.

PS: he is not a gay. He has gf and kid even at that time in school as he was living couple life. Now he is married to her.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Huge Python I Killed This Night by Twelfthman: 10:12pm On Apr 09
grin grin grin
@OP This dude is brave. I give it to him

Lol few years back i and a friend saw a black snake at night close to a fence . immediately we saw it I was looking for a stick or stone and my friend was doing same. Lol, when done the snake was nowhere to be found in split of seconds. Its was like it vanished. That was the day I knew snakes can climb wall


You no fear to pursue snake for night.
You even carry stick go hit am cheesy

D day wey i stone one for my side, na run I run escape as the thing gyrate for me grin

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Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Allows Their Kids See Her Nudity. by Twelfthman: 9:58pm On Apr 09
Kids performing party? Really? You must be joking!

What's the point? Just yesterday I had to block someone on WhatsApp for sending me a video of three Nigerian kids under 10 performing athreesome. There's almost no way to protect kids these days unless you want them homeschooled.
Romance / Re: I Caught My Friend's Wife Pant Down With Another Man,and This Happened by Twelfthman: 9:47pm On Apr 09
Y'all keep recycling this story

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Politics / Re: Police Deploy SWAT Officers In State Commands by Twelfthman: 9:30pm On Apr 09
Sodiers dey do shakara

Dem never know SWAT

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper, DMX Dies At 50 - Family by Twelfthman: 8:26pm On Apr 09
I refuse to believe dmx is gone cry

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Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State (Photos) by Twelfthman: 8:13pm On Apr 09

Marriage is not evil
Depends on what you bargained for bro
Lol what u bargained for? grin
Just advise him not to get married grin

cc: Immorttal
Romance / Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend, Catches Her Having Sex With Another Man by Twelfthman: 7:06pm On Apr 09
Hoes aint loyal bro

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper DMX Is Still Alive And On Life Support After #ripdmx Erroneously Trended by Twelfthman: 5:11pm On Apr 09
Thank God! My thoughts and prayers are with you X. Get well soon
Politics / Re: Any Woman Will Want To Associate With My Husband -Aisha Buhari by Twelfthman: 3:59pm On Apr 09
Lol she is dancing to the cabal tune...

well for us this tune is bad and this dance no follow beat
Romance / Re: “Someone To Marry Me Please,” A Woman Begs In The Streets by Twelfthman: 9:36am On Apr 09
She must be obsesse with marriage or is this just another skit? It hard to believe what the eyes tell these days.
Romance / Re: [part 3] RED-PILL MEMES For Redpillers' Entertainment! by Twelfthman: 9:32am On Apr 09
Doc twelftman- Take the red pill everyday for long life and prosperity


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Celebrities / Re: BREAKING: Rapper DMX Dies At 50 by Twelfthman: 9:06am On Apr 09
Career / Re: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by Twelfthman: 11:38pm On Apr 08
I knew it will come to this!

There is more to this vaccine of a thing. The world is simply not telling the truth for a flu that has 97% survival rate.
I stop wearing face mask since 2020 lol
As for me and my family, We are not taking this vaccine. Our gene is strong already and need no modifications

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is Being Quiet A Sign Of Weakness by Twelfthman: 9:30pm On Apr 08
They dont matter.
Look up laws of power on youtube.


Ignore? Till when?
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Idibia And Pero Adeniyi Celebrate Their Son As He Turns 9 by Twelfthman: 9:57am On Apr 08
Happy birthday big boy
Romance / Re: I Slept With My "Bestie"! by Twelfthman: 9:54pm On Apr 07
My bestie my bestie small time pant don shift.

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Abeg Do Giveaway” – Ubi Franklin Writes As He Gushes Over Her New Photos by Twelfthman: 1:11pm On Apr 07
This man has no shame.


Celebrities / Re: Mrs. Sri Lanka Loses Her Beauty Queen Crown Over Divorce Claims(video) by Twelfthman: 12:50pm On Apr 07
Wahala no dey Finnish....
But rules are rules now. If she is certainly a divorcee then she has no right to contest and people choose to handle situations however they like so that is why one need to be extra careful so nobody can have a right to embarrass you.

If she is truly divorce then there should be evidence of that let them provide it or she can go to court so no problem.

Las las every case nah settlement
Celebrities / Re: I Saw Beasts With Dragon Heads!!! Warning To Everyone!!! by Twelfthman: 3:03pm On Apr 06
A lot of people around the world are having this kinda Wake up dreams!
I had a dream like that sometime in 2020 but this wasn't with aliens in it but Angels..
Writing about these kinda dreams people will think you going crazy but most are have deep meaning and shows that God can reveal deep secrets to just anyone he chooses
Celebrities / Re: "I Sent Several Dms To Wande Coal Begging Him To Come Back" - Don Jazzy by Twelfthman: 12:06pm On Apr 06
Don jazzy just dey talk like woman. . .
Rest abeg.
Why do you have to care bout what society thinks? These are the same people that will drag and use his words against him in future.
Romance / Re: I Think She Has Lost Her Womb . by Twelfthman: 7:11am On Apr 06
Wahala. How are u so sure she lost her womb? You aren't in the position to say that... Be careful with your decision because it seams to me that she is a good girl and gave you no problem..
Think twice don't hurt someone

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