₦airaland Forum

Weii.. I didn't believe this Covid19 will ride to high level of poverty until i caught a friend reducing my Perfume

Too much home training is the reason why some people are still poor becuz it takes a Lion Heart to Get Lion Share

she too try abeg.. Those ones from my place can not try this fa, even those that are politicians

Daem.. Waiting to hear about his arrest shal

Olachase:
40k last sir.

Ok what about the battery

35k..how long does the battery last?

Ha!!.. See innocent me oo, my mum is beating me because I was looking for my shoe in her purse

Madam tailor, continue using people's material to sew face mask you hear
After you will now say "material no reach"

The first person to do wedding after this Lockdown should be ready to feed 5000 people including me oo

BankyGee:
Those that have mouth odour and are wearing facemasks, it's time to reap the fruits of your labour

Looolz.. no be lies fa

Nigerian government sef, Stay indoor without anything for citizens.. my neighbour just brought a cat for me to buy and i told him i dont have rats in my room and he was like "ok ok buy it i will bring you the rats in the evening"
Lol.. Na wao for dis lockdown oo

Nollywood sef.. 40 years later and the family dog is still Alive!! Shuu

Stay at Home is for Women.. Real Men go out and do Temple Run with soldiers in the streets

Ha.. People that are supposed to be guarding and guiding us during this pandemic are the ones trying to show Covid19 say em the learn work by killing people more than the virus itself.
Anyways.. Rip to the dead

Kano is taking over the news concerning covid19 small small fa

I pray make e no be Audio help oo

I love the way Africans handle pregnancy issues they will just ask one question, "do u know this girl ??" Once u say yes, forget it my brother.. you are a father

Coronavirus was born in China, grew up in Italy, studied i America and finally becomes a business tycoon in Nigeria

Ya passing were boys are gathered.. they call you, you turn look them bad eye and hiss then boom!! Your slippers cut.. Fuunnnkkkee!!

Only Nigerians will come back home and meet no light and asks "when dem carry light" cos with that you can do arithmetic to know when next they are bringing the light.

Sense will not kill Nigerians

I hate to see the whole world cry

And Jesus will rest today... No cruxifixion this year..
Thank God for covid 19..Lol

My 2gb Monthly data though it doesn't last up to even a week

Ordinary tell me about yourself, you have started telling me that you owe school fees.. Lol, hanty, did i announce scholarship

We always see this type of news but nothing seems to be circulating, I wonder where they take all dis relief items to.

Lol.. So this people don do pakistan April fool las las
SMH

Na waoo.. This matter don de get weight ooo

Can u imagine.. i pranked my girl today saying i saw her kissing a guy yesterday and she has been apologizing since morning that i should forgive her, that it wont happen again.
Chaii..April fool have killed me ooo

Wao... Congrats obo

Hmm.. Too bad

So person no fit go out to get small weed becuause of lockdown ahbi... We die here