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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Pleads Guilty To Tax Fraud- Suspended Two-year Prison Sentence by twentyk(m):
How I'm supporting teams this season

Manchester United 99 percent
Juventus 1 percent ...yep I'm officially an old lady.

As for arsenal I only have a soft spot and pity them...id be happy if they come 5th and hopefully win the carling cup though....

Please no comparism whatsoever with the other guy...
Ororo is a machine, the other guy is manual labour....

Ororo is practise ND the other guy is talent... But practise beat talents hands-down...

Ororo is demanding,challenging,adventurous but the other one prefer to sit down in his father's house and become landlord...

Ororo has continued to defy age, gravity and what's not..set incomparable records and achievement everywhere, sporting, Man Utd, Madrid, Portugal and now juve,infact the only place ORORO does not have record is at Chelsea because he did not play there... while the others only achievement lies in his family house... I mean club....

Ororo is COMPLETE, both leg na FIRE, head na thunder, speed like lighting, overhead kick(well ask buffon)while the other can use only one leg...

Ororo is hansome, tall, six-pack and comes with the Full package, the other is a midget... Average at best....

Ororo is an idol in sporting,a great at United, a legend at the bernabue,and well loved in Portugal while the other is sometimes hated and dispised in his country, even local government sef....i heard they stone him for head one day sef...

Ororo is winning the 6th world best and forever laying claim to the best player...while the other will not show up and claim to have malaria...

And last but not the least ORORO at the age of 33 commanded a few around 100 Milli and was a blessing not only for juventus but the WHOLE LEAGUE.... He singlehandedly lit up a WHOLE LEAGUE AND YET TO KICK A BALL YET....... Juventus stock rose 7percent by just being linked to the name Cr7....and everybody the world over is anticipating Juve first match like never before.... Now tell me who is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME.....
EducationRe: Missing Unilorin Student Found In Ogun by twentyk(m): 11:42am On Jul 27, 2018
Teryfik:
�!�!!�!!!

*NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF KWARA STATE STUDENTS (NAKSS) Unilorin Chapter.*

*Public announcement*
_Fellow kwarans!!!_
We found this young girl AISHAT KURANGA a 200l EDUCATION TECHNOLOGY STUDENT) UNILORIN, at Lafenwa area in Abeokuta Ogun State and we interrogate her but she can not say anything she is now at Lafenwa
Police station Abeokuta Ogun State. If you know her please come down to Lafenwa Police station Abeokuta Ogun. Help us to share it. Love your neighbor as yourself

Please help to rebroadcast.

Signed:
*ATUNDE Ahmed O.*
President Elect NAKSS.

*SULEIMAN Usman O.*
a.k.a *CONFIDENCE*
Welfare Elect NAKSS.
has she been found
CelebritiesRe: Simi Disobeys Her Mum And Refuses To Wear Bra In Public (photo) by twentyk(m): 11:28am On Jul 27, 2018
OK did her mum later beat her
EducationRe: See This YABATECH Exam Question That Has Got People Talking (picture) by twentyk(m): 11:25am On Jul 27, 2018
Thank god I'm not there
PoliticsRe: 'APC Lawmakers Being Tempted With Cash To Defect' - Gbajabiamila by twentyk(m): 11:20am On Jul 27, 2018
Who can't wait for the new season to start already..

I see the great Manchester United winning the league....
Man United
Liverpool
City
Tottenham
TravelRe: Reactivated Nigeria Airforce 913 Aircraft: Facts About Lockheed C-130 Hercules by twentyk(m): 11:19am On Jul 27, 2018
Are
CrimeRe: Phone Thieves Made To Swim In A Gutter After Being Caught In Lagos by twentyk(m): 11:18am On Jul 27, 2018
LuciferChristi:
And Buhari was left out of this exercise?
mo tun foh ooo.....
CrimeRe: Phone Thieves Made To Swim In A Gutter After Being Caught In Lagos by twentyk(m): 11:16am On Jul 27, 2018
Thank God it's not that barbecue guy on ftc abeg....


No hating bros,but make another team win cup na
WebmastersRe: Facebook Approves ₦3.6B Annually For Zuckerberg's Family Security, Bodyguards by twentyk(m): 11:13am On Jul 27, 2018
G boys be like Zuckerberg Lavish
CrimeRe: Katsina Grandmother Throws Grandchild Into Well To Teach Daughter In-law Lesson by twentyk(m): 11:11am On Jul 27, 2018
Mo foh
RomanceRe: 19years Old Nigerian Secondary School Students Get Married (see Photos) by twentyk(m): 2:05am On Jul 27, 2018
See as he carry him thing... Hehe lol...

Meanwhile in the beninging God created the
RomanceRe: Guy Send D**k Photo, Just To Ask A Lady Out. by twentyk(m): 1:56am On Jul 27, 2018
Oshay badoo...
Meanwhile see her acting like she don't like it.... What's the hell indeed...
PoliticsRe: I Regret Supporting Buhari by twentyk(m): 4:27pm On Jul 24, 2018
I can't forgive you yet.... You have to buy me MTN #100 ..i wanna call my babe .
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Senators Visit Ekweremadu At Home by twentyk(m): 4:15pm On Jul 24, 2018
By
SportsRe: Super Eagles Chief Coah, Salisu Yusuf Denies Receiving Bribe by twentyk(m): 3:38pm On Jul 24, 2018
Ok
CelebritiesRe: ''I Don’t Want To Be Tagged As Instagram Comedian'' - Kenny Blaq by twentyk(m): 1:50pm On Jul 23, 2018
Ok

Nene po
Popo ne
PoliticsRe: 5 Governors, 30 Senators, 135 Reps Set To Dump APC (details) by twentyk(m): 5:22pm On Jul 22, 2018
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RomanceRe: I Would Have Loved To Marry Her But I'm Traveling Out In Less Than Two Months by twentyk(m): 9:09am On Jul 21, 2018
Abeg ooo me am looking for a job ooo....i could take care of business for you sir.... No joke...
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by twentyk(m): 9:01am On Jul 21, 2018
Henry22:
send me ur number I promise u 1gb in few days time bro
id need the 1gb also bro..... No vex say I book in advance......

Kindly cc me fam...... GREEN UP
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Ibiyeomie: Any Love That Does Not Involve Giving Is Fake by twentyk(m): 6:59pm On Jul 20, 2018
The "giving should be explained adequately....

Give head

Give bj

Give money

Give Belle

Give puna etc....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Says Nigeria Is Ready To Assist Distressed African Countries by twentyk(m): 6:57pm On Jul 20, 2018
Abi Buhari ti fah "Taba in?...
SportsRe: Arsenal Fall Victim To Embarrassing Scam After Partnership With BYD Auto by twentyk(m): 11:26am On Jul 17, 2018
[color=#006600][/color]Anybody can be scammed, it depend on the format.....
BusinessRe: Ifeanyi Ubah At World Cup In Russia: "A Win For France Is A Win For Africa" by twentyk(m): 11:43am On Jul 16, 2018
Agent8706:
I have a question oh! I've never been to any football stadium to watch football match before. How do those guys enjoy the football from those heights high above seeing that the pitch and the players will look small from there? huh huh huh
well you get to see everything... Behind the scene...if your lucky you get a jersey,match balls.autograph blah blah ... Half time go downstairs catch babe,if your super lucky you'd get to do the do...but Nigerian league own different ooo, you have to watch out for your safety and accessories or else den go do shopping for your body, even beat you join.... Also watch out for stones, firewood, catapult, bottles, axe, cutlass..i don't know bout gun but in naija impossible is nothing.....
SportsRe: Sure Single Stake by twentyk(m): 11:45am On Jul 15, 2018
Kudos to the op
EventsRe: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Wife's Birthday In The US With Helicopter Ride by twentyk(m): 5:45pm On Jul 14, 2018
Wud like to burst my gyal brain too.... You know all those plane divers na him I go do....
I'd be like beybey Lets enter aironplane....oya wear the parachute bag....
Baebi be Like "han han why?... Id be like first wear first..... Then I'd push her......

Baebi screaming and I'd be shouting press the button. Press the button..... Mo daran...baebi press the button so that the blonn blonn Wee come out..... Na so she nor press ooo....
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Cannot Afford Mistake Of The Past In 2019 by twentyk(m): 4:29pm On Jul 14, 2018
ipobarethieves:
undecided undecided Tonyebarcanista. ,stop subtle campaign for Atiku.Nigeran are not Dumb, deaf/F00ls..Atiku is a THIEF.Tell him to travel go US
Now I have often had this phrase repeated " ATIKU IS A THIEF...bet pardon my ignorance ooo, inside all these Naija politicians who no be thief.... Shay na obasanjo ni,abi fashola, tinubu amaechi,david Mark.... Who no be thief..... See election for ekiti dem dey share 3k,5k...no be thief money be that.... Both the sharer and the receiver, all na thief.....pastor thief, Alfa thief, student (yahoo boy) thief, wife(thief husband) thief, girlfriend(thief boyfriend)thief, boyfriend (thief parent) thief..... Every body thief..... So ATIKU BEING A THIEF NO BE OFFENSE.... Mention one person wey no be thief abeg....

Nice write up, I reason with am
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Election: Why APC Is Winning In My Polling Unit – PDP Agent by twentyk(m): 1:48pm On Jul 14, 2018
See my dear country.....i try to weep but water no comot...so I shake head instead......

3k,5k for vote....... I'm disappointed in ekiti people.... Even if you gonna sell your vote not for 5k.......

My vote is not for sale.... But if you are hell bent on buying then I'd sell for 1milla.....cash ooo.... No transfer.....
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by twentyk(m): 2:17am On Jul 14, 2018
See them...
LiteratureRe: James Hadley Chase: Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Him by twentyk(m): 9:57am On Jun 20, 2018
Will download later
RomanceRe: I Will Award #50,000 To The Prettiest Lady That Comments On This Thread by twentyk(m): 1:56am On Jun 01, 2018
Abeg who win....
I'm here to collect 5k owo omo onile ASAP....
SportsRe: David Beckham Trending Over A Shocking Freestyle Ball Play by twentyk(m): 1:07am On Jun 01, 2018
Only GREATNESS can be associated with MAN UTD..

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