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How I'm supporting teams this season Manchester United 99 percent Juventus 1 percent ...yep I'm officially an old lady. As for arsenal I only have a soft spot and pity them...id be happy if they come 5th and hopefully win the carling cup though.... Please no comparism whatsoever with the other guy... Ororo is a machine, the other guy is manual labour.... Ororo is practise ND the other guy is talent... But practise beat talents hands-down... Ororo is demanding,challenging,adventurous but the other one prefer to sit down in his father's house and become landlord... Ororo has continued to defy age, gravity and what's not..set incomparable records and achievement everywhere, sporting, Man Utd, Madrid, Portugal and now juve,infact the only place ORORO does not have record is at Chelsea because he did not play there... while the others only achievement lies in his family house... I mean club.... Ororo is COMPLETE, both leg na FIRE, head na thunder, speed like lighting, overhead kick(well ask buffon)while the other can use only one leg... Ororo is hansome, tall, six-pack and comes with the Full package, the other is a midget... Average at best.... Ororo is an idol in sporting,a great at United, a legend at the bernabue,and well loved in Portugal while the other is sometimes hated and dispised in his country, even local government sef....i heard they stone him for head one day sef... Ororo is winning the 6th world best and forever laying claim to the best player...while the other will not show up and claim to have malaria... And last but not the least ORORO at the age of 33 commanded a few around 100 Milli and was a blessing not only for juventus but the WHOLE LEAGUE.... He singlehandedly lit up a WHOLE LEAGUE AND YET TO KICK A BALL YET....... Juventus stock rose 7percent by just being linked to the name Cr7....and everybody the world over is anticipating Juve first match like never before.... Now tell me who is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME..... |
Teryfik:has she been found |
OK did her mum later beat her |
Thank god I'm not there |
Who can't wait for the new season to start already.. I see the great Manchester United winning the league.... Man United Liverpool City Tottenham |
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LuciferChristi:mo tun foh ooo..... |
Thank God it's not that barbecue guy on ftc abeg.... No hating bros,but make another team win cup na |
G boys be like Zuckerberg Lavish |
Mo foh |
See as he carry him thing... Hehe lol... Meanwhile in the beninging God created the |
Oshay badoo... Meanwhile see her acting like she don't like it.... What's the hell indeed... |
I can't forgive you yet.... You have to buy me MTN #100 ..i wanna call my babe . |
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Ok Nene po Popo ne |
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Abeg ooo me am looking for a job ooo....i could take care of business for you sir.... No joke... |
Henry22:id need the 1gb also bro..... No vex say I book in advance...... Kindly cc me fam...... GREEN UP |
The "giving should be explained adequately.... Give head Give bj Give money Give Belle Give puna etc.... |
Abi Buhari ti fah "Taba in?... |
[color=#006600][/color]Anybody can be scammed, it depend on the format..... |
Agent8706:well you get to see everything... Behind the scene...if your lucky you get a jersey,match balls.autograph blah blah ... Half time go downstairs catch babe,if your super lucky you'd get to do the do...but Nigerian league own different ooo, you have to watch out for your safety and accessories or else den go do shopping for your body, even beat you join.... Also watch out for stones, firewood, catapult, bottles, axe, cutlass..i don't know bout gun but in naija impossible is nothing..... |
Kudos to the op |
Wud like to burst my gyal brain too.... You know all those plane divers na him I go do.... I'd be like beybey Lets enter aironplane....oya wear the parachute bag.... Baebi be Like "han han why?... Id be like first wear first..... Then I'd push her...... Baebi screaming and I'd be shouting press the button. Press the button..... Mo daran...baebi press the button so that the blonn blonn Wee come out..... Na so she nor press ooo.... |
ipobarethieves:Now I have often had this phrase repeated " ATIKU IS A THIEF...bet pardon my ignorance ooo, inside all these Naija politicians who no be thief.... Shay na obasanjo ni,abi fashola, tinubu amaechi,david Mark.... Who no be thief..... See election for ekiti dem dey share 3k,5k...no be thief money be that.... Both the sharer and the receiver, all na thief.....pastor thief, Alfa thief, student (yahoo boy) thief, wife(thief husband) thief, girlfriend(thief boyfriend)thief, boyfriend (thief parent) thief..... Every body thief..... So ATIKU BEING A THIEF NO BE OFFENSE.... Mention one person wey no be thief abeg.... Nice write up, I reason with am |
See my dear country.....i try to weep but water no comot...so I shake head instead...... 3k,5k for vote....... I'm disappointed in ekiti people.... Even if you gonna sell your vote not for 5k....... My vote is not for sale.... But if you are hell bent on buying then I'd sell for 1milla.....cash ooo.... No transfer..... |
See them... |
Will download later |
Abeg who win.... I'm here to collect 5k owo omo onile ASAP.... |
Only GREATNESS can be associated with MAN UTD.. |