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efembaba:
Stop lazying around nd find work 2 do

abeg where work dey make i go find am....

Wayrah people plenty for naija i swear

I like the idea,imagine a politician get poped,but make sure u get ur pvc....that way we could really kill them all very easy...

I love breast gan....i mean gidi gan nio...

Maybe she loves you

Abeg who get work make he employ me ooo....even if na message u go dey send me upandan...im frigging bored and broke.....chai

Im tired

geostrata:
chairs is better...but I prefer leather chairs

baba na plastic sure pass for my room ooo...

Bro i think you trying to say something ,but i dont understand nada....i mean wetin d girl do you gan gan?...

Abeg who get work anywhere

Cheers

H

Seen that shit once....

I dont judge bro....i believe you got ur reasons....

Hmmm make i go find work....even almighty madrid no fit equalize four goals...

I give it to lifeofpolice1....na u i choose...

wristbangle:
You didn't give us a clear description of your current status. Maybe you are almost through from school or still at early stage

Anyway you are still lobbying under fantasy and it's okay for your immature mind not to be at rest.

What is yours, will be yours. Don't kill yourself and have sleepless night because of a girl. Also, if you truly have feelings for her, take a bold step to tell her how you feel. The worst answer you will get is NO and that will not kill you boy.

op the worst answer you will get is NO and it will not kill you.....same goes for every nigga out there scared shiitless.....and its nothing to be ashamed about....but pls dont go and be telling her how you have dreamt she born twins or soul mate blah blah....
Henhen how much be that thing wey u say u go sell for jos,blacktire abi wetin u call am....where u dey buy am,dem dey chop am abi wetin...

No wonder if i siddown jejely on my own anybody dat pass like this will be walking abnormally....yesterday one girl fall for gutter when i said hi....na wa ooo.....

doctorkush:
my neighbor's wife cheated on me... I swear, ladies are scum ...

haha nice one....i dey feel u....

I need a charm to dissapear there asap,cuz naija don tire me...

Doctorkush talk your own abi u be gay...

Jay-boring and dumb join...also exhibit market woman traits...usually fond of using village sense for my highly Americanised ndsense...highly manipulative(village tactics)....also gossips

Bee-good girl but so naive she no Jah at all...no fun,dependent,she expect me to start evry damn thing...believes anything apart missionary means she is cheap...i love to chase but nothing to chase here.....

Cookie-Hmmm mama the mama...Agba awo,tiri gbosa for these ones....she is a different case entirely...i spoke to God,baba why you dey always gimme mumu dem as babe....so God gave me her when i allow her copy me for soc217 exam(we both got F)...same day we fu.cked and she told me i was wack...what?...she said we just did husband and wife type....i told her i was just being nice cuz we just met today and she told me something id never forget...'if any girl comes over to your crib for sex,f.uck her like whayray...she schooled me in all types of positions....she never ask for 5kobo only the D...shes always got money,her bags always contain atleast 10-15k...she is always secretive(her phone nd bags are always protected)got me into crazy shit,drugs,smoke all type,gonorhea,cults wahala,police,cell,land lord eviction....
i was getting tired my grades dropping,twice group of guys beat me up cuz of her,once in my hostel(6 guys broke my wrist) and another at a party(she was at the party) nd almost fu.cked the guy up that wanted to break my head with bottle...later on i got to know she was in possesion of a gun(or what she told me,she knows a guy who could get it transported to her at the party)no wonder she be making frantic calls after trouble started at the party.....the free pussy,wildlife and money made me stay on...i never lacked nothing,she sends money anytime i asked,once she sends me 50k after i lied to her of being arreasted by NDLE in possesion of sk,10k,20k was normal shit for her...she allows me do other girls cuz i know she was a hustler...at one time she worked at 'Pekas and other joints...one day we were having a go at each other and she asked where i think all her money came from....all my guys loves her because if she is around no one needs to buy anything....food,water,drugs,anything...when cookie is around its a VACATION.....well i broke things off when i got arrested by school security and i almost got expelled from sch...apparently a phone i seized from her was alleged to be stolen and traced back to me,she took the fall and got called but she never showed up,why i got a strike...all this time i had met bash and i was falling in love deeply but she wont have my relationship with cookie(she didnt know her birthday party nd cake, presents,numerous gifts,takeouts,were funded by cookies money,even her phone was cookie's,while i had to play my part...cookie dropped out and travelled and we agreed to no contact....no girl,i repeat no woman got my back like cookie...she was a big time G and she taught me well....
P.s she is still good and we still talk,but i dont want to have nothing with her no more,even though she insist till today...

Bash...the love of my life....for her age she is very inteligent,smart and every thing good....she was a problem solver....she knew about me and cookie and henceforth try to reform me,made me go mosque,library and all the right places...my final year upturn academically was attributed to her...she is an angel....
im knee deep in a lot of muddy shii and she wants me straight ASAP...but all this shii took time also i love the wild side....for her i tried to blend but like they say a leapord cant change it colours..she was my weakspot..she dumped my ass when i refused the idea of the kinda man she wants me to be..i still miss her...

Lola-this is just off and on....she is schooling in another state and a model(wannabe)...i like the idea of having a slay queen as my babe...she is high end and always forming posh...maybe she likes a bad guy....but we cool...

pyyxxaro:
She said she Loves Buhari


I gave her a dirty slap , b4 sending her to the lagoon

damn i wish i was there to capture the scene....di she cry....i bet she did...stupid buhari liker

So i should carry bike go and meet shalewa nd friends in her hostel,so they should use me pah abi....

Still dont know why i have a strong dislike of indians...from their stupid accent,to their stupid cloth,to their stupid film(love,love,love and only love),oh and the dance...the almighty stupid dance...also not forgetting their fake ass action movie....also their stupid funny beards
1-(black)southafrica=i 8 those ones
2-indians=strong dislike....

I dont believe this shit one bit....so sam got a small dick now abi,but he was everything u wanted in a man...big,muscular,6pack blah blah....
Also all envelope was white while one stood out which is brown,got ur attention so bad ur big dick ike didnt ask whats up.....well i stopped reading after the small dick whatever....

Just find one 100l girl and tell her you are the sugar in my kombod,cockroach in my Tea,blah blah..you know the drill.....make her open and shine her teeth...u like her or u dont is ur problem but act like u will die without her....go another department or faculty and do same....have like 5 to 10,one day you will surely be disvirgined....

This monday afternoon the only thing im interested in is to find a mentor that will teach me how to do YAHOO....you feel me...ani mo fe ma cha che....

Are you blind ni....why did u put black something cover ur eye.....or you have one of those legbelegbe eyes....no offence

Continue like this u sef will trend like ur mentor.....you who wha im talkin about

What do you mean celibate....you mean anytime you guys get together you dont do the needfull....i will die first if another lady use that tactics to rope me....still u dont allow me to do the needfull with other ladies,but what do you want gan gan sef....
If you love me you will wait they say,...if you self love me you will not wait abeg....

I know i f.ucked up but what i learnt is are so precious
im like a dark clouds now...dnt let em figure me out
im mean
i deliberately do crazy things(my nature)
i dont listen,i dont talk much
im so uninterested in whatever
i tell lies because truth is bitter
i dont commit...in fact im one miserable lover....
I wont let another girl Bleep.ed me up like funbi...that girl got me so f.ucked up,at one time i started hating myself....(i swear i still miss her)she was my first real love and only...she d only lady i allow speak with my mum and i have never been so eager to meet someone parents like hers...she was in 200l nd i was 400l when we met...it was heavenly for sometimes until she started acting strange,i told her about it,instead she accused me of being the strange one...ok in fairness to her,im kinda strange and really weird,like really really weird,im restless and usually up to something...i get bored easily so i love activities,(football,sport,bethouse,gym,studio,party anywhere there is noise nd happening)...she is the lowkey type,not that she didnt like it but not over the top like mine....people dont understand how we roll,but for the first time i found someone who calms me down....(till date only mum nd codein)do the magic but funbi does it better....i remember once i had to wait for her,she had a text and i was getting bored where i sat,also i needed to go play set(football competition)off campus by 4.30..as she was ascending the stairs for the 1st time i thought marriage and i knew i was gonna marry this girl....she saw me staring at her and we both smiled and i could feel all the blood in my vein...i hate this feeling and i love it too.... Hate it cuz i cant control the mess is happening nd love it cuz its beautifull,sweeter dan koko,sk,tm,swiff and rochii all mixed together....she was tired nd put her head on my lap,i sang her love song by timi dakolo and she slept off(she loves me sing her a song)....girl was snoring on my lap nd it was beautifull stroking her hair till rapture...i thought i fulfilled my mission in life that day,meanwhile boys been dey call my number for field asking where this wahray dey,it was a match between my hostel(lead) vs prince palace and i was the Ronaldo of my team....imagine ronaldo not playing for Real madrid against juve but busy stroking person hair for under tree...anyway we lost 7-4 but e nor pain me,how many guys can sing their girl to sleep....
Awww im talking too much....im sorry to bore you with my sad love story....long story short my heart was broken and i cudnt get over it....i knew i was making a mistake calling her repeatedly for answers but she kept breaking my heart each time i cudnt get through to her.....oh we made up after a while but shii was lifeless like 'Drogo after the khaleesi made the witch bring him back...so this time i ended things and she didnt object,my heart was screaming Nooooooo,but the sight of her now gives me pain so i moved....
Im only sorry for my new babe,i know things could be a lot better only if i could put in some efforts
but im just not interested in any effort whatsoever....she asked me to sing her this new rekado banks song with tiwa on saturday,but i coudnt stop remembering that stupid love song by timi i did last time.....once bitten twice shy they say.....funbi wherever you are(infact i know where she'd be at the moment)i wished you nothing....
In a relationship whoever loves most suffers more.....thank you...