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Grandmasster:
Mr macaroni and sexual content skit are like 5 and 6.. he should be more creative like Sabinus
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meanwhile at a price DM me for your logo and flyer design

The character he plays is a womanizer! How else will he portray that by preaching on a pulpit? Take a chill pill

Toktee:
what is your level of maturity?

How marrying a short girl equals settling for less.?

Ogbeni go and receive ac e be like sun Don hit you well. Take the joke in it and move on and besides I was referring to the ladies. Ask anylady their preferred choice of men and its never beyond tall dark and handsome.

When you finally decide to settle for less..

Sergio104:
In Eke Adazi....they rounded seven Hausa okada riders. The two killed were those that wanted to run

They burn thier bikes

And carried the five others away.

The big question now is...."why do they carry them??, What will be their fate??"

Na so them go dey find trouble.. Las Las them go begin scream victim.... Let watch what will happen.

tegrianonigltd:
If you know the stress we go through abroad, you will fucking accept this car idiot, we work steadily, risk our health, arm robber, thief, goat, I Dey imagine the stress I Dey go through, the mental health, pains, to make money, my Brother go talk this kind rubbish, I go personal fly down to Nigeria poison am. He dare not, I thank God all my younger ones are doing well on their own.

And we thank God your younger ones have sense... Unlike this mumu

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

Ole(meaning thief) Olee(meaning Lazy) those are the two awards I will give you. Mumu man. Big boy that can't buy car by himself

Administration1:
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Congrats brother

OkutaNla:
These UGM or whatever they call themselves need to be stopped before their activities grind the state to a halt. How did Igbos allow things to deteriorate to this level? Where are the Igbo elite and leaders? Why their silence?

This is how

That was my statement in June last year when I said this will become the eventual outcome. They brought it up on themselves. Never cheer on evil behavior.

Zikojukwu:
Why didn't the person provide the picture of the surrounding setting? Why is only the road. Why is one person's voice on the video? This looks like a shopped joke.

The head of the house of assembly member that was thrown on the road too is a lie, was the surrounding shown. You guys are truly dumb. May the people involved and thier supporters not know peace. May their lives and that of thier loved ones be cut short in its prime. May the blood of those kids demand for thier blood as appeasement. Bastardss

Prophesy fufilled

Peter scam obi

l3st3r:
Good day. I own a betking shop. I also run a POS service in the shop. One day a customer came that he wants to play virtual sports bet. He asked to use the POS cos he doesn't have any money on him. I tried his card and it was saying "insufficient funds". He says he has money in the card and I should try it again.

Meanwhile I saw he was attempting to still play the bet. I told him he should wait let's resolve the withdrawal before he plays his bet. He went ahead and play a bet of #1000. I became angry and asked him if I didn't ask him not to play that bet until we resolve his withdrawal. I asked him how he intend paying for the bet now. He says I should use his atm. I told him his atm card is still showing insufficient fund. He said why am I shouting at him if I know who he is.

I asked who are you? na you open shop for me. The whole thing broke into a shouting bout. Luckily his game won. I deducted my #1000 and asked him to leave that he won't be allowed to play game here anymore as he is a troublesome person.

He says he is going to play and if I know who he is. We got into more shouting bout again. He finally left and says he would be coming back.

He came back today one month later wearing an army uniform with two of his other colleagues. He started hitting me with belt. Says I should do frog jump and other nonsensical punishment. People around later heard the noise. They started begging. When they asked me what the problem is before I try to explain, they would hit me with the belt that I should shut up. When they are satisfied they finally left.

I checked for the name tag on his uniform but he has removed it. His other two colleague are putting on muftty. I do have a CCTV camera in my shop which they are not aware, so everything is on video.

Please, how do I proceed with this case and get justice, pls don't say police cos I took an issue to the police the other time when money was stolen in my shop. Even with video evidence nothing was done. They tasked me anyhow. One naira no come out..

I know this is not the right section for this just want somewhere with a bit of traffic. Mods pls move this to the frontpage so I can get a range of advice.

Post it on social media and naturally it will go viral. Start with Instagram and facebook

Favaman:
I was having a discussion with my hostel mate at the top roof of the building, when we noticed a dude hopping to a hideout.

Initially, we thought he was being chased by some bad bois, then I noticed this dude kept running out from a particular point to the hideout anytime a vehicle or any human figure appears.

The kiosk is along the road, my guy was insisting that he was being chased, giving me a lot of points to ascertain his claim. I was like no if a person is being chased, there is no way the person will keep going to a particular place and later come out and go to the same place he ran from, obviously this dude is a thief!! Trying to steal. The time was between 12:05-12:58.

Few minutes later, this thief came out with some stuff from the kiosk's direction to the same hideout. He dropped it and move back to the kiosk direction. We couldn't see how he was taking this things out because, our view from the roof top to the kiosk is obstructed by some elements of a building and we were abit far from the point where he was doing this.

We were watching until something happened, this dude came back to the hideout, eating some stuff and he was having something with him like a bread or something. He sat down and he was eating from his loot.

As he was doing so, it was as if his luck was about to run out, a patrol of two vigilantees, came around and was flashing their torches around the place.

There were two things that would've happened.

1. If they(vigilantes) enter the street where the hideout of the dude is, they would've caught him.
2. If he(thief) had seen them, he would've ran and be shot dead.

On the other side, me and my guy was watching and we were contemplating if we should raise an alarm, we reasoned it. If we do now, the dude will try to run, thereby he will be shot, these vigilantees are absolutely merciless.

Beside dude was like he had not eating for days, as he was stealing, he was eating. I had a pity on him. I am very sure he is a student.

These vigilantees instincts was actually telling them something but they were too lazy or should I say they don't really care to go and check out the street opposite them, they were just flashing the torchlights all over the place but was reluctant to check out the place. They left and kept moving forward to the next junction. Leaving the thief to complete his mission.

After few minutes on the dinner, he got up and pack the other loots in a bag and took off.
All this happened within 1hr(12:05-58)

I was like "did I just do this"? How did I allow a thief to go scot free.?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, I can't stand someone being killed because I raised and alarm over stealing.. Many things might have been for the thief though, maybe he has not eaten for days, I don't know but I pray one day he will be caught.. If he still repeat it again in my presence, I won't hesitate to call the vigilantes on him.

I feel sorry for the shop owner.. Tomorrow I believe someone is going to wail and curse the thief..

I am looking out to watch what gonna happen tomorrow morning.

How you take see person in dense darkness... You be super man

Kk

TundeDes:
Guys let's preserve our women regardless.

A Nigerian police woman is not a woman. They are the worst kind of human to encounter... Speaking from the experience. You will think oh she is probably a mother and would be more understanding but for where? They are even more callous.. Iron lady that year. E no go better for you

Lagos = progress

Na wa

MadamVanessa:



So beautiful.


I would've loved to visit these places, but I am scared of my head being harvested by skull miners.

You should be more scared of your brethren using you for a delicacy

SATANICALLY:
Below are the pictures of some of the murderous bastards that murdered Deborah, a student of Shehu Shagari College of Education.

A video of them boasting and justifying their murderous act (

They confirm the act pic.twitter.com/gft7kjEAIg

— GanzyMalgwi (@GanzyMalgwi) May 12, 2022

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Governor Tambuwal must do the needful!

Indeed

So we are literally empowering the Fulani invasion by eating thier sexually molested cows... Hmmm. That's a lot of money

PrinceOfLagos:
A Jonathan one term is better than Tinubu 2 terms

Yeah, I said so...

Based on what? What exactly was his legacy initially. Please name things we can see and still existing.

The purpose has been established. God wanted to humble him and he has been humbled enough to for him to come and ask for your help. Do God's work and help him

Twitter stories/lies

Lamasta:
APC Leaders meeting not South West Leaders change your title....

They are representing APC not South West.

APC is south west

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Malory:
If he was arrested in the east the nation newspaper headline will scream " IPOB COMMANDER ON MILITARY UNIFORM FINALLY ARRESTED AFTER MONTHS OF MANHUNT" and Afonjas will start bleating like a goat on heat

Na Afonja matter go kill you... I know no wetin concern us for this. Mumu

Largehead1930:
I’ve been battling with this for years. It seems my head is a big bigger than that of others. I always wear faze caps but people still see my big head.
Please I need motivation o. I don’t know if it’s reason why some babes will give me their phone number and refuse picking my calls afterwards
I can’t even wear Those Hausa caps cos my size no dey there .

It’s really affecting my self esteem

Try and add weight. My head is big too but I get body carry am

Nnatic animals.

MAGG0T:



If they don't mine skull, you would see dem doing thuggery, Ritual killing, Fraud...

Tinubu for president is a must!!!!!

It must take a lot of stupidity to be you. Your people are busy killing and eating each other, no week goes by without one of your brethren arrested for transporting illicit drugs, it was a brethren of yours that was caught in Lagos that killed his girlfriend and slept with her corpse for a week. Every week your brethren kill each other hoping that Buhari will die, the hate for others will not allow you to see that. Stupid rotten maggot. Mumu

A temporal problem is better than a permanent problem

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Lmao..how are we sure the video was not shot in Lagos creeks. Make them show their face