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PhonesRe: 7.5% VAT On Phone CALLS, SMS - FIRS Incharge - Pantami by Twist4u: 8:48pm On Feb 06, 2020
I New it. This myopic chest beating NCC Minister was only interested in Cheap Glory to Satisfy his Paymaster. If not,here is a clear case Opportunity for him to Stand up, take responsibility and Shine. He just chicken out sharply n pass the Blame to FIRS. Later he will come n spread his ignorance of how Network provider survive in a capitalist system. To tell Nigerians not to have more than 3 Sims/Network is Big Ignorance and unacceptable.
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Nigerian Politicians With Good Records, Worthy For President by Twist4u:
My Top choice will be. Donald Duke, Fashola, Peter Obi. in addition, Akinwumi Adeshina (Agric Maestro Minister), Okonjo ewealla, Oshomole Adams. El-rufai(with some reservation).
Christianity EtcRe: See 8 Most Controversial Issues In The Church Today by Twist4u:
No to Gayism. Gay is a biological disorder that can be treated. They should seek treatment. No to dollbaby & Gay. Man & Woman combination remain the best,they can Ask their parents. No to Abortion except for rape n severe complications. Yes to Baptism, both infant n Adult. Fact is, Infant die n adult die too. Baptism is the Initiation ritual to Christianity.no baptism no Christianity. Either by Immersion or Sprinkling, water is involve. Romans 6vs3-4 or don't you know that all of us who where baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into his death? We were D4 buried with him thru baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead thru the glory of the father we too may live a new life. No to Tithe, is an old Order law.to be only referenced n not practiced in New testament Order of Christ followers called Christians.2Crth 3vs 9-13, if the Ministry that brought condemnation was glorious, how much more glorious is the ministry that brings righteousness what was glorious has no glory now in comparison with the surpassing glory. "If what was transitory came with glory, how much greater is the glory of that which last. we are not like Moses. Yes to Politics because we are member of a community. “The easiest way for Evil to thrive in any society, is when acclaim Good Men seat and do Nothing”. After all it is politicians that decide your wages, the price of food in market, the cost of your Transportation. It's a full cycle.
TV/MoviesRe: Why Can't I Get A Movie Like Money Heist To Watch Please... by Twist4u: 10:07pm On Jan 20, 2020
Watch this epic series. IMDB Ratings above 9/10. Black Sails, Bands of Brothers, Breaking Bad, Billions, Strike Back, Ozarks. You can thank me later.
CareerRe: The Training Or The Job: Which Should I Choose? by Twist4u: 9:42am On Jan 14, 2020
Go for the job. I repeat Go for the job. U can use money to acquire any skills u desire later in the future.
Christianity EtcRe: Six Churches That Don't Celebrate Christmas by Twist4u: 8:47pm On Dec 28, 2019
My questions to all persons that insist Christ mass day celebration (25th December) is Pegan day/celebration/Worship. Did the Pegan Man Create any day? Did he create himself? If no, then Ignorance is a very big disease that is disturbing some acclaimed Christians. Because from the bible it is very very clear that God created the earth,day & night, and Man in it to dominate(choice). as seen in Genesis1:1-5,14,27-28 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. 14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 27 So God created mankind in his own image,
    in the image of God he created them;
    male and female he created them.
28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
(NIV). Is this not a case of giving God's glory to the Pegan man. Are they not playing down the creation powers of God Almighty. For those that claimed the MONTH should be October n not December, based on their calculation. They should note that every day is equal to 24hours,has day n Night. See Gen 1:3-5 above. D4 whether December or October the Focus of celebration is Christ first day on earth. Wisdom is profitable to direct.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s Christ Embassy Indicted For Fraud In UK by Twist4u: 12:29pm On Dec 24, 2019
Now this is definitely Strong indictment. Tax evasion emhhh penalty is Non-negotiable. Ask Mathew Ashimolowo... Nigeria Factor is criminal in Europe, but legit in Nigeria. What a Contradiction.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Job Description Of A Direct Sales Agent In A Bank? by Twist4u: 8:02pm On Dec 14, 2019
pocohantas:
SUFFERHEAD marketer. Get very comfortable shoes and socks, you will need it.

You are a variant of contract staff. Salary range between N(20,000-50,000). Maybe some banks pay more. Hardly ever seen one/any.

-Your job function is retail marketing, drive savings deposits and e-banking channels. I doubt DSAs do risk assets, though they can ask you to bring any you see, for the sake of the branch paying you salary.

-You will have number of accounts target. Daily/weekly/monthly. You will also have deposit targets. Something like, 3accts a day, 15/week, 60/month. 5-10m deposit a month. You mustn't do all, 50% and above can keep you afloat.

- You might be lucky to get someone that will give you huge deposits which would make you earn big in commissions. If not, you have to start from the scratch to mobilize deposits. You go waka ehn, all the market people go know you.

- You get your pay (and commissions), leave allowance, pension, christmas rice/groundnut oil. Not so sure of their package, but nothing special.

- You'll be restricted on types of accts to open. Leave some for the bigger people (core staff).

- You will grow to be a very angry somebody when you see the bank employing core staff that are your mates and some your junior. You can't escape this feeling of anger o.

- You will start showing your anger, nagging over the poor treatment and sometimes acts of rebellion/insubordination.

- Maybe you will be an extraordinary DSA and your bank will try to convert you. It is not because they like you too much, paying you as a core staff is cheaper than your commission at that point.


I understand the country is hard, but if I have to be a banker- core staff or nothing. Know what you are getting into. E hard o.

Have a nice day. cheesy



Well captured @pocohantas. In addition, THE WORST PART is that DSA Experience is not regarded as anything in the banking sector. It means even when u have 5years DSA experience it cannot qualiify u for a Full STAFF job in other banks. even as an E.T.(Complete waste of time). Infact, it amount to shooting your self on the foot if you input DSA in your CV when applying for jobs.Employers don't want to associate with it. The moment potential Employers see DSA in your CV during interview just no that your rating is going down,down,down d drain. DSA job is as useless as Dog shit. Government need to Stop this Modern Slavery of underemployment by Commercial banks.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Displays 4+0 For Obaseki (Photo) by Twist4u: 10:49am On Nov 23, 2019
Men DECIDE where POWER RESIDE. [i]Reus.Game of Throne.
CareerRe: Why Do Job Seekers Avoid Insurance Sale Roles? by Twist4u: 10:55am On Nov 09, 2019
Array of problems with Insurance industry. 1.They don't like paying their staff well. They will tell u story of Commission, commission until u work n die of hope n poverty. 2.Lack of Integrity. unlike the banking system your money is your money and can be access anytime. 3.Highly Reluctant to pay claim eg If an insured car have accident ,to pay claim the story will change to question like where u drunk,are u d one driving your car etc. 4.They enjoy collecting Premium from only riskless business eg Government Ministry & Agencies. 5.They avoid the real business with some level of risk eg Aviation Goods on transit like, petrol tanker, tiles etc. 6.They sell what the people don't need. an hungry man is an angry man. U don't tell a man to pay 100k to insure his car for a Year and when no accident occur within d giving period u Tell him his money has Expired and that he should come n pay another 1ook the following year. I say Big RUBBISH. In saner Clime your Money is returned back to U because it's an Investment n not a Charity gift. Insurance work not a way to go for graduate u might lose hope 4life after many rejection.
PoliticsRe: A Look At The Powerful Book: How Europe Underdeveloped Africa By Walter Rodney by Twist4u: 7:56am On Sep 20, 2019
'No Person can take away your self-respect if you don't give it to them'. Mahatman Gandhi. When we continue to wallow in this vitimization mentality we simply give our future away. We have had leaders from both religion yet we cant lift our self up. Just like Donald Trump asert 'Africa Need Mental Recolonisation'.The book appeal 2 your emotions not reasoning. Peace
SportsRe: Can I Have Still Have A Football Career At 24? by Twist4u: 8:18am On Apr 04, 2019
Yes, your friend can still become a profession footballer.His age is just a number that can be reduce or increase.All he need to do is to find a competent coach with a team focus.look for ex-footballer team/coach around or outside his immediate environment. He need to be ready to get out of his immediate environment or comfort zone (house team), hence he will be chasing shodows. This competent coach/ex-footballer coach will expose him to the standard drill n training to gain required fitness n tecniques.Depend on how fast he can learn, consistent 1year 6month drill will do d magic n he will be suitable for a club here or abroad. He need to have a source of income or comitted Sponsor to take care of Expenses (football boot,training kits,daily transportation and travel fund etc) as it arises. He should avoid injury at all cost(dream Killer). Let him find a professional model he wish to play like n learn everything about them, depend on his position of play. He should watch their best videos and training n lifestyle.for example if he want 2 be an attacker/striker, let him watch videos of Messi,Ronaldo,Drogba and Eto.learn and practice how they score goals:through free Kicks,heading balls,corner kick,penalty etc. Learn n practice the type of training they do n the number of hours they give into training.His age can come down to 16 or 17 after his body has taken shape.peace
PoliticsRe: Invest In Education Not Just Anti-corruption - Ben Bruce Tells Buhari by Twist4u: 7:47am On Apr 01, 2019
On point Ben Bruce. Honestly, giving that Boko Haram menance that ravage the North-East was An anti-education agenda. Ordinarily Wisdom should direct any sitting president 2 take An aggressive education policy to counter the BH ideology,by changing the Narrative with a Clear and Louder slogan that criminalise or discourage such way of thinking. But nah nah nah, our prisido action n bodylanguage No value Education atall atall. Na prison,fulani herdsmen welfare concern am. Nextlevel.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Blasts Charly Boy For Collecting Money From APC To Attack PDP, Atiku by Twist4u: 7:43pm On Mar 21, 2019
Chaiiii!!! Charly Boy fall hand BigTime. E no even respect him Gorimanpa Head! I repeat e no respect his Gorimanpa Head atall!! Upon how Aboki allmost use am do Suya“ for Wuse market Abuja. Am disapointed.
PoliticsRe: What Does The Rule Of Law Say About Election Postponement? by Twist4u: 1:51pm On Feb 16, 2019
Nice question op! I have not read, heard or seen anything related to one b4. If none exist, I call on the National assembly to treat this “postponement art” as urgent matter. It's a very very big lacuna in electioneering process that portend tragedy in the near future.
PoliticsRe: What Does The Rule Of Law Say About Election Postponement? by Twist4u: 1:50pm On Feb 16, 2019
Nice question op! I have not read, heard or seen anything related to one b4. If none exist, I call on the National assembly to treat this “postponement art” as urgent matter. It's a very very big lacuna in electioneering process that portend tragedy.
PoliticsRe: Doctors Angry With Oshiomhole And APC For Dragging Buhari Around For Campaigns by Twist4u: 7:49pm On Feb 08, 2019
But pmb said "he hand over campaign chairmanship to Tinubu initially , inorder not to let governance to suffer”. Why is he campaigning daily. Did realty of Atiku popularity don on him after that statement or he was not aware he utter such words. APC n lie...Nigerians let's help Buhari by voting him out of Aso rock to Daura. A clarion call
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Travel Agents Needed by Twist4u: 12:17am On Jan 13, 2019
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Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Replies Nairalander Who Said Jesus Christ Approved Tithing by Twist4u: 12:42am On Dec 19, 2018
well done freeze. Deut; 14 vs 22-29 is very very clear n direct how to tithe. in addition Mathew 25 vs 31- 46 expatiate the consequences of helping or neglecting the needy among us.(google is your friend).

'vs 40' say;Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers and sisters,that you do on to me.

But Nigerian pastors creatively avoid this chapters and bandwagon their followers to malachi;3-10.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Has Plans To Crash Fuel Price, Says PDP by Twist4u: 7:02pm On Nov 01, 2018
Buhari has seriously 'lower the bar' of governance and economy growth .....Never again.
PoliticsRe: Why using Hardship under Buhari to decide voting in 2019 is Unjustified by Twist4u: 8:34pm On Oct 28, 2018
My question for Buhari mofo: is Buhari paying for subsidy or not?. Buhari is tragedy n a colossal failure with all the negative indices from NBS, CPI (curruption perception index) and poverty indices. He enjoy goodwill from Nigerians but blew it up under six months. He remove fuel subsidy, increase fuel price from #87 and sell to Nigerians #145. N he still has the guts to complain of low cost of barrel even @ $70. I put it to op that even if a barrel of fuel sells for $200, Buharist will still complain n fail 2 manage it. You can not give what you don't have. period. Note that GE.Jonathan was paying for fuel subsidy while fuel sold btw $70-$110 n sold fuel to Nigerians @ $87.
PoliticsRe: Be Ready To Give Your Land To Herdsmen If Buhari Wins 2019 by Twist4u: 9:17pm On Oct 27, 2018
Buhari is an extremist: he blame Libya rebels for fulani herdsmen killing spree. Whereas El'rufai publicly state that he pay killer herdsmen not to kill again. What a country indeed! APC n the buharist crucified jonathan for saying 'Stealing is Not Corruption' but refuse to crucify Buhari for claiming 'Deadly fulani herdsmen are Libya rebels' who are not traceable to anywhere because our boarders are free for all. If Stealing is to corruption, fulani herdsmen is to terrorist.
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo Drops The Mother Of All Bombs.(why We Should Vote For Buhari) by Twist4u: 10:32pm On Oct 16, 2018
Keyamo should hide his face. PMB is not called lifeless, Clueless or Dollard for nothing. He Earned this titles because; Six month into his government he took d economy to recession for the second Time(back 2 back). He succeeded in removing fuel subsidy n still sold fuel to Nigeria #145 and refuse to increase workers Salary inspite the complete flow of income from oil sells. Subsidy removal that Obasonjo, yar'adua n Gej was almost crucified for. Even though they promise heaven n earth should subsidy be removed. With subsidy payment, Gej sold fuel #87- earnings $80-100per barrel oil. Exchange rate #197 to $1. Price of goods relatively stable eg Bag of rice sold #8000 - 10,000 (2011-2015) . But Pmb Without Fuel subsidy sold fuel #145 - earning $40 - $75 per barrel. Exchange Rates $1 = #560 - $360 (2015 -2018).Price of food skyerocket eg Bag of Rice #25000- #18000. Even if Fuel sell $200, Buhari is a complete economy illiterate. His body language n anti-economy policy is in his Nature. A man that refuse to sign Petroleum Industrial Bill in2 law, and openly claim it will reduce his power as petroleum minister does not mean well for Nigeria and cannot change anything,even dem give am 50years for power. They say 'you cannot give what you don't have'. Time up for 'Baba Go Slow'.He should go and enjoy himself in 'za other room' .my 2cent.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala at Tsinghua University by Twist4u: 11:31am On Oct 10, 2018
Nigerians take Note: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is bigger than regional politics n calculations. She is a Global influence, an accomplish Technocrats and a pragmatics. Her combination with an Atiku for president will be a welcome development and economic progress for the nation. cheers
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by Twist4u: 8:01pm On Sep 21, 2018
@happy662. Pls forward the Summary Data page 2my email: jopress3@gmail.com. Warm Regards
LiteratureRe: James Hadley Chase: Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Him by Twist4u: 3:00pm On Jun 20, 2018
For me I read chase n apply em to real life situation sotey I had friends group of chase readers. We share. Amongst ourselves. Funny me, I crammed, his concept n pattern n attempt to write one 4 myself(don't no y I did not complete dat book 'demit').Mallory was not Jh chase original write up. Just like 2pac music produced after his death with computer aided device.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by Twist4u: 2:06am On Jun 19, 2018
pls assist a brother in need..
i applied and got the success message that refer me to follow a link through my email to complete the registration.

But the link did not appear in my inbox or spam box.

i use another email n applied again and the same problem occur; no link appear in my inbox.

what do i do?
PoliticsRe: 2019: Divided Votes, Buhari Might Win Again- Moses Ihiabe by Twist4u: 3:31am On Apr 11, 2018
Say no to Nepotism. VOTING OUT pa Buhari has become a 'National Duty. Get your PVC
PoliticsRe: 7 Reasons Buhari May Lose Re-election In 2019 (no. 1 Is The Realest) by Twist4u: 3:25am On Apr 11, 2018
Injustice to one is injustice to all. Voting out pa Buhari has beecome a National Duty. Get your PVC
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hi Nairalanders, A Fellow Needs A Help On How To Overcome Stage Fright by Twist4u: 8:12pm On Mar 06, 2018
Note that 85% of public speakers feel same way u do. only difference, they Change how u c the situation. 1. see talking on stage as a CONVERSATION n not a performance wit your audience. 2. Ask your audience questions (helps u transfer d fear 2 them n makes u bolder) 3.you must have a structure or pattern(eg Problem/opportunity, Solution, Benefit) of presentation. Structure give u 40% advantage 2 remember things. goodluck
LiteratureRe: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by Twist4u:
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. The Eight Habits also. By Stephen Covey. Quotes: there is a space between Stimulus n Response, in that space lies our power to choose, in that choice lies our ability to grow, change n develop in life. 2. Leaders are neither born nor made, they are self made through chosen choices, if they observe more discipline, their ability to choose increases.
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PoliticsRe: Justice Ademola Discharged And Acquitted, Efcc Shamed by Twist4u: 6:57pm On Apr 05, 2017
“The court specifically held that the feederal governments Case Was based on suspicion .Nothing that, courts don't convict based on suspicion NO Matter how STRONG" this got me laffinnnggg. JUSTIcE Ademola should sue the FG 20billion for this reckless n childish act.

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