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CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Cross Posts His Nude Video On Snapchat by Twoclans(f): 1:23pm On Oct 27, 2021
Bbqekpa:
For such a big man he sure has a very smally d.ick
Most big men have very tiny pricks lipsrsealed
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 9:44am On Oct 25, 2021
iamyemiakins:
Shey na this same Nigeria me and these people wey dey post tantalizing delicacies dey sha
Nope

Some of the monikers are not based in Nigeria.Some of them are in countries that food is no longer a problem unlike our lovely Nigeria .
CelebritiesRe: Stop Posting Tiwa Savage & Calling Her Queen - Tochi Okechukwu by Twoclans(f): 7:07am On Oct 20, 2021
Nilon:
when are you dropping your sextape?
The next time I am on a boat cruise .I will release one just for you. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Stop Posting Tiwa Savage & Calling Her Queen - Tochi Okechukwu by Twoclans(f): 8:44pm On Oct 19, 2021
Organs:
You actually call that prick small? What is your frame of reference maaa?
Let me sit pretty here and wait for pocos answer

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

CelebritiesRe: Stop Posting Tiwa Savage & Calling Her Queen - Tochi Okechukwu by Twoclans(f): 7:31pm On Oct 19, 2021
pocohantas:
If I am Tiwa, I would be very concerned that someone like Mercy Aigbe whose ex spells background as bagrand is a member of my supporters club.

I will cry to the feet of Joke Silva. “Mummy edakun, help me take this shame away.”

They think it is by forming strong women on Instagram. At this rate, her rep would so drain, she wouldn’t even qualify as the side chick of a reasonable man.

How do you go from Edible-catering-Tbillz to a small-prick-snapchat-slayking?

FamilyRe: How To Counsel A 5 Year Old Girl by Twoclans(f): 12:43pm On Oct 18, 2021
Munzy14:
The best way to defend, is to attack..

If they call her baby, she should call them Orobo( orobo is what we call the 50cl bottle of Pepsi then) more like fat.

Or she can call them fatty bombom...The coded peer bully will die a natural death...grin

Peer influence is a big one for kids at that stage..It can mess up their psychology.
I know you will give the indaboski solution

TV/MoviesRe: Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 Live Updates (Season 12) by Twoclans(f): 9:56am On Oct 17, 2021
dingbang:
fine o.ba....
You have started again abi,someone cannot say hi peacefully to you again without you trying to raise skirt.
RomanceRe: How Do You Know When A Woman Is Enjoying Sex? by Twoclans(f): 9:52am On Oct 17, 2021
jumper524:
no do that one with real men like me oo. If I notice say you Wan make I cum on time, I swear we go die dere.
LOL

I can imagine.
TV/MoviesRe: Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 Live Updates (Season 12) by Twoclans(f): 9:51am On Oct 17, 2021
dingbang:
lol. You this babe..how far u na
I dey kampe grin

And you?
FamilyRe: Share Your Crazy Experiences With Last Borns by Twoclans(f): 8:24am On Oct 17, 2021
pocohantas:
This one is possessed with many spirits o. Una done try deliverance?
No deliverance can change that guy from his pathetic laziness when it comes to house chores. cheesy

The only thing he does is to read and read and read.
FamilyRe: Share Your Crazy Experiences With Last Borns by Twoclans(f): 7:40am On Oct 17, 2021
I was on phone with my parents last child on tuesday ,guess what? This guy washed his cloths since Saturday and as at the time I was speaking with him on Tuesday he had not put it out to dry.After 4 good days.

I kuku did not have energy to talk, the space belongs to him so he can turn his house to a junk yard .
RomanceRe: How Do You Know When A Woman Is Enjoying Sex? by Twoclans(f):
This question is for the guys .let me bounce off. NOOOOO let me do small tatafo ,One thing sure me die ~~~ it is difficult to know if a woman is enjoying the sex .

Why will I torture myself with ten minutes of thrusting when I can just fake moan and make you ejaculate faster so I can have my peace.

TV/MoviesRe: Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 Live Updates (Season 12) by Twoclans(f): 10:10pm On Oct 16, 2021
dingbang:
will be in uniport on monday
Really? Rolls eyes .
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Are The Qualities You Want A Man To Have Before Dating Him? by Twoclans(f): 8:01pm On Oct 11, 2021
Money

Every other thing will sort itself out lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Why Did My Wife Lie To Me? by Twoclans(f): 9:44am On Oct 09, 2021
Hian.


Maybe she cant do simple mathematics undecided
PoliticsRe: INEC Takes Final Decision On Anambra Guber Election Today by Twoclans(f): 6:52am On Oct 05, 2021
Which kind wahala is this one now huh If this election does not hold is that how they will make us stay with Bubu beyond 2023? The whole country is not favourable to conduct elections as it is now .

IPOB should please think again.All this bloodshed is unnecessary.
TravelRe: FRSC Warns Against Night Travelling Over Insecurity, Bad Roads by Twoclans(f): 6:14am On Oct 05, 2021
FRSC ~~~~~ Very funny set of people, travelling during the daytime is not an easy journey either.Most of the roads I have plied in the last two months are in very horrible conditions.The rains worsened the already bad conditions of the road.

The best they can do for now is to get ferma or Julius Berger to patch some very bad spots when the rains subside.

Telling people not to move at night is not the solution because even the day movement is not guaranteed.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:53pm On Sep 30, 2021
This champagne they were given is the alcohol level that high?

This one they are acting like they are getting tipsy.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:49pm On Sep 30, 2021
safarigirl:
This is my best Bromance in BBN history.

I don't even think there is one that has been this great, I am literally cheesing at them, they have better chemistry than some male-female ships.
Miracle and tobi has to be the best so far .
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:48pm On Sep 30, 2021
carammel:
She's been moody and Cross is not helping matter.
I dunno what happened to their ship, maybe she has realized the way he rough handles her is not nice, just saying.
She is always falling into bad moods and honestly most men get burnt out and easily tired of women that they need to keep getting out of a bad mood ..

She will learn with age.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:37pm On Sep 30, 2021
carammel:
Emmanuel is the only one keeping Rose and Angel's company, he is handling his polygamous home well tongue.
LOL.

He is head of house , he has to take care of his women.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:36pm On Sep 30, 2021
This one Angel left other housemates in the garden and dancing alone in the lounge .I hope all is well.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:08pm On Sep 30, 2021
carammel:
He's been trying to cheer her up even Rose too. smiley
You know he's a nice guy..
Rolls eyes
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:05pm On Sep 30, 2021
Cross and Pere cheesy what's that.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:03pm On Sep 30, 2021
carammel:
Emmanuel, hold Rose's waist very well, it belongs to you alone. grin
He is dancing with Angel now lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 10:45pm On Sep 30, 2021
Pere ; is there still champagne?

Whitemoney : yes,liquorrose oya pass champagne to Ichie Pere

Liquorose: pere oya take.


Cheers Nigeria .Happy 61st independence.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 10:42pm On Sep 30, 2021
Okay

That is a good one

6 finalists for season 6.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 8:43pm On Sep 30, 2021
Store room is okay

Biggie sends outfits for the ladies for the pre independence day dinner

The designer is otiti obuba.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 8:27pm On Sep 30, 2021
Pere biko this your outfit is not Nigerian green.

Go and change to something else.

Updated

Okay he said he does not have plenty options.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 8:22pm On Sep 30, 2021
Brief in

The housemates will be hosted to a pre Independence Day dinner

Big brother expects them to dress in traditional attire or anything gorgeous.

He also wants them to share a toast to Nigeria to celebrate independence.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 7:09pm On Sep 30, 2021
Nice one Emmanuel

Congratulations
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 7:00pm On Sep 30, 2021
Who else loves airtel adverts as much as I do cheesy

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