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BusinessRe: Titan Trust Bank Takes Over Union Bank, Nigeria's Second Oldest Bank by Twoclans(f): 7:01pm On Dec 23, 2021
kolexy:
I think Tunde Lemo is just a figure heard Chairman. The real owners of Titan Trust Bank are noy known, at least to the public. But I suspect some folks up north.
The real owner of titan bank is Emefiele.

A giant like union bank going down for a titan bank.It is expected sha When you have staff that have worked for 50 years in union bank what do we expect.
BusinessRe: Lady Rolls On The Floor Of A Bank After Scammers Withdrew All Her Money Via POS by Twoclans(f): 6:05pm On Dec 20, 2021
Most of this kind of frauds are done in colaboration with a high percentage of casual staff of banks .

I went to reactivate an account last week after moving substantial amount of funds into the account .Two days later I received a call from a fraudster claiming to work with the same bank I went to reactivate account in.

His conversation was a totally new format.I just told him that next time he should do background checks on who he is calling. It is quite difficult to game an ex banker.The fool cut off the call immediately and has not called back since then.

What pissed me off about this fraudster was his wrong use of tenses and his heavy assent .
FamilyRe: Unmarried Nairalanders: When Do You Plan To Settle Down ? by Twoclans(f): 11:01pm On Dec 19, 2021
Not interested in marriage at all.That institution is not for me anymore.I don't want to go and make anybody's son miserable.
RomanceRe: Am I Really Guilty For Ending This Relationship by Twoclans(f): 8:32am On Dec 19, 2021
A 26 years old man says he is still a kid undecided

Africa is truly a breeding ground for lazy people

I am sure even the 26 is a reduced figure.
PoliticsRe: Christian Ehima: Reports Of Army Torturing A Man To Death Is Misleading - Army by Twoclans(f): 7:04pm On Dec 18, 2021
We just dont have value for human life in this country.

And it is quite sad.
PoliticsRe: Banditry: Northern Groups Threaten Shutdown Of 6 States & Abuja If Nigerian .... by Twoclans(f): 5:23pm On Dec 17, 2021
All this toothless Bulldogs undecided

Truth be told the north is gone .Mediocrity does not take any group,nation ,country etc anywhere .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: GT Bank Opened An Account For Me by Twoclans(f): 5:21pm On Dec 17, 2021
dfrost:
Self-service kiosks smiley
I am highly impressed with that innovation ,because most of the banks have lost it when it comes to service and customer satisfaction .

I rather deal with machines than talk with a customer service person.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: GT Bank Opened An Account For Me by Twoclans(f): 2:01pm On Dec 17, 2021
GT Bank impresss me with innovations .In some locations their Automated Teller machines issues debit cards straight to customer .
CrimeRe: ACP Badarawa Assaults, Detains Umar Nurudeen For Parking Near His Car In Suleja by Twoclans(f): 6:52pm On Dec 10, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
This is sensational, this is not the true story.

I don't believe this.
It's very believable, sometimes when I am in Suleja I shop at that mart and like seriously some of their customers have serious attitude problems.This is a mart that is not as big as some small super markets in some villages but because Suleja is so backwards despite its proximity to the FCT the mart shacks them.

Sometimes when I enter the mart to buy things and they start all those funny attitude I just shake my head and laugh.
CrimeRe: ACP Badarawa Assaults, Detains Umar Nurudeen For Parking Near His Car In Suleja by Twoclans(f): 6:43pm On Dec 10, 2021
The parking space in front of suleja mart is enough to take as many cars as possible.This was just so unnecessary .

A three million naira car grin anyway its Suleja.The kind of things that spins their heads makes me laugh at times.
TravelRe: LASTMA Was Pursuing The Trailer That Killed 15 Schoolchildren In Lagos by Twoclans(f): 8:57pm On Dec 07, 2021
Nothing is ever worth the loss of lives.

Law enforcement officers in Nigeria can be very annoying .I dont even know the ones that annoy me the most in this Abuja.

Last week they removed my plate number for nonsense infringement that I cannot even explain and they wanted 35,000 bribe.I kuku left the number plate for them and did another one.Nonsence people.
CrimeRe: Missing Demilade Fadare Found Dead In Neighbor's House In Ado Ekiti (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 3:31pm On Dec 07, 2021
What kind of a country is this.Why will the house be burnt down for christ sake?

Why won't they allow further investigations to be carried out?
What if there are more people that have suffered similar fate in the same house? Now all evidence is gone.

What if the main culprit is still at large and this was a frame up?

When will investigations be done properly in this country?

When are we going to actually say NO to jungle justice ?
Christianity EtcRe: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Twoclans(f): 10:48am On Dec 05, 2021
King Solomon
BusinessRe: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by Twoclans(f): 11:14am On Dec 03, 2021
Did I hear him say UBA I will kill myself. angry


Oh God
TravelRe: Intimacy gadget Found In A Passenger's Luggage While Search Was Going On. by Twoclans(f): 4:32pm On Dec 02, 2021
Babe wey sabi
HealthRe: Tingling/Burning Sensation On My Pubic Area by Twoclans(f): 3:56pm On Dec 02, 2021
VillageBus:
I hear say na amputation be the only solution to herpes!
So which day u go say final goodbye to yah preek?

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 6:38pm On Dec 01, 2021
Munzy14:
grin grin
Who takes the too many dangotes on Nairaland seriously..

Their comments pass as comic relief for me most times..
I don't mind the village woman tag ,all I want is to eat my rice and banana in peace.

The dangotes can flex on .
TravelRe: Passengers Stranded At Rigasa Train Station Kaduna As Booking App Stops Working by Twoclans(f): 6:06pm On Nov 29, 2021
Which App stopped working since? I travelled with the train on Saturday.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 8:03am On Nov 29, 2021
Labadi69:
Who eats rice with banana? Eeewww. You must be a villager. See as you put food for bare ground. Nasty! angry
I eat rice with Banana . lipsrsealed

I never knew it is a strange behaviour.
FamilyRe: . by Twoclans(f): 8:01am On Nov 29, 2021
It is not even about the superstitions for me .I would be worried if a guy that should be cuddling my bumbum and stealing kisses is busy putting his head to my toe.

Biko OP I jump and pass.
FoodRe: Which Of These 3 Meals Would You Remove Forever? (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 9:07pm On Nov 27, 2021
Noodles OUT angry
RomanceRe: I Just Lost A Baby by Twoclans(f): 6:28am On Nov 25, 2021
Sorry for your loss.
Be strong .
RomanceRe: 4 Types Of Confused Men In This World by Twoclans(f): 6:44am On Nov 24, 2021
Haba Poco you came to a knife fight with a Grenade grin grin grin


Let me just be laughing and going.

RomanceRe: 4 Types Of Confused Men In This World by Twoclans(f): 11:47pm On Nov 23, 2021
A man who is married and his ex who happens to be his first love is his side chic.And to make matters worse he loves her more than the wife. grin
HealthRe: Tiny Buzzing Sound In My Left Ear Causing Headache And Dizziness by Twoclans(f): 11:09pm On Nov 22, 2021
pocohantas:
Why should you want to self-medicate your ears. You have spare pair somewhere? angry

Jobs/VacanciesRe: 12 Biggest Lessons From The Corporate World by Twoclans(f): 3:06pm On Nov 22, 2021
~~~Never bring your family or relationship problems to the office environment.

~~~~~ keep your colleagues away from your home.If possible have your events low key and do not invite them.

~~~~~~ Do not trust anybody and this includes customers to your organisation .Your loyalty should be to yourself.

~~~~~ If there are ways to manipulate the KPIs of your organisation,do it .Even when you work your ass out meeting those KPIs most organisation do not care.
PoliticsRe: Farouk Yahaya: Army Will Engage In War Against Bandits by Twoclans(f): 6:45am On Nov 22, 2021
I saw this guys entourage drive pass the Abuja to Kaduna express ;I did not even know it was Minna he was going to.No wonder military presence was high on that road yesterday.They needed to protect their oga.

I wish him the best sha.It is actually better this country has a rethink and finds out what is going to work for her even if it means tearing the current constitution to pieces.

We cant keep lying to ourselves.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Weren't Afraid? by Twoclans(f): 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2021
If I was not afraid I would relocate out of this country .I am not so sure if I can cope in a foreign land.
BusinessRe: Which Bank Mobile App Has The Best User Interface In Nigeria? by Twoclans(f): 6:20pm On Nov 20, 2021
FCMB mobile is good.
RomanceRe: Help: I Am Getting Emotionally Attached To A Married Woman. by Twoclans(f): 4:00pm On Nov 20, 2021
Righteousness and nwamaikpe cheesy

@ OP which of the suggestions do you follow now grin
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin And Bashir El-Rufai Fight On Twitter by Twoclans(f): 11:01am On Nov 20, 2021
wman:
She doesn't mind. She encourages it. She once said that all is fair in love and war.
Waoh
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin And Bashir El-Rufai Fight On Twitter by Twoclans(f): 11:32pm On Nov 19, 2021
Sometimes I just wonder how Bashirs mother feels everytime her son insults peoples mothers.

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