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RomanceRe: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by Twoclans(f):
Rita005 you seem to really have alot of butterflies in your stomach for this guy.. oh well it is allowed.

In everything or whatever decision you take make sure you take care of your heart and expect the worse.
RomanceRe: Guys G-strings Or The Normal Underwear by Twoclans(f): 9:04pm On Jan 09, 2022
Anny505:
Yes you, twoclans wetin you want divide grin
Guy no go there grin twoclans na complete ukwu girl. cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys G-strings Or The Normal Underwear by Twoclans(f): 8:35pm On Jan 09, 2022
Anny505:
You no get big nyansh you dey wear G-string, wetin you want divide grin

RomanceRe: Guys G-strings Or The Normal Underwear by Twoclans(f): 8:17pm On Jan 09, 2022
Pantless is better angry
RomanceRe: Is It Bad Having An Affair With Your Sis-inlaw by Twoclans(f): 7:47pm On Jan 09, 2022
Is my English knowledge failing me? undecided

Who is a sister in law? Someone should help me out please angry

Or better still OP please break down the relationship between you and your crush in simple English.
PoliticsRe: Cooking Gas Price Drops, Supply Rises, FG Projects Further Decrease by Twoclans(f): 4:01pm On Jan 07, 2022
This is a campaign year .If they like they should not work on all economic indices as it concerns the common man.The way they will be stoned during campaigns will amaze them .
RomanceRe: Was Used Today As A Tool Of Disrespect And I Hated It. by Twoclans(f): 2:51am On Jan 06, 2022
posty56:
you see nairalanders, this what happen when you don't have purpose or worth or goals don't be like OP, your mate they go learn how to code , trade in crypto/stocks, you dey here they foolish yourself, no go self-develop you hear? yourself keep inviting yourself to where you are not needed and unnecessary gatherings.
LOL in 2022 work hard and smart ,play harder. cheesy The OP is a big boy.

Meanwhile seatrade you have casted among the girls, most of the girls already know you are a player.Get ready for more of such nonsense.

How far with the lady in the glass picture ? kiss
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by Twoclans(f): 8:22pm On Jan 03, 2022
I really wish more women can voice out ,everytime I log into nairaland and see all this small boys abi small men saying Nugerian women do not contribute to the family i usually ask myself if it is this same Nigeria that I see alot of women hustling and fending for their homes completely with the man being a complete liability.

The nature of my job puts me on the move always ,as it is I have three apartments in different states and I know what I see almost on a daily basis.

I really do not think any woman should be shamed because she refused to contribute to a home that she could be driven away from the next minute especially in this country that does not protect women at all.
RomanceRe: What's Your 2022 Relationship Status? by Twoclans(f): 2:20pm On Jan 03, 2022
akeeng:
gheghe
This thread has put me in trouble las las .How do I explain myself to akeeng now.

RomanceRe: What's Your 2022 Relationship Status? by Twoclans(f): 7:56am On Jan 03, 2022
Promiscuous tongue
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:41pm On Dec 31, 2021
Some of your favourites are guests at turn up friday currently airing .
PoliticsRe: DCG Karebo Samson: Buhari Appoints New Acting CG, Federal Fire Service by Twoclans(f): 8:49am On Dec 31, 2021
This organisation just sits and wastes task players money.It is only to be moving from ome organisation to the other and low key selling fire extinguishers and fire alarms they know how to do.


Next cash and carry got burnt completely right under the nose of their headquarters and they still collect salary.
FoodRe: How My Jollof Rice Turned To Water Rice by Twoclans(f): 8:01pm On Dec 30, 2021
This is unbelievable
PoliticsRe: 9bn Debt:Pastor Tunde Bakare Alleged Face-off Over Loan To Build Church by Twoclans(f): 5:58am On Dec 30, 2021
masseratti:
How can a bank give out 4.5 billion naira depositors funds as loan to a non profit organization a church and expect repayment, this is ridiculous, is the CBN no longer supervising these banks anymore? How can such transaction occur without the approval of the CBN? We are sick in this country.
Very very sick,most likely he is close to the managing director or board members of that bank .I dont know the credit approval limit for wema bank but that amount of money should be approved by either a management credit committee or the board credit committee. We all know must times this people are made up of pupets of either the MD or the chairman of the bank so naturally the loan request will fly.

When you present meaningful loan request to fund viable sector it will be turned down because money has not exchanged hands.Just look at what a bank approved. I have been so pissed off since early this month when the news broke out.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Twoclans(f): 3:00am On Dec 30, 2021
Munzy14:
My shout out list plenty o....But ka m gbuo ya na nke nke.. cheesy

Playma.ker14..
Nazab.lossom.
Ewu my man Ewuga.mbia..

Mariang.eles na nwanne ya Mariahangel.
Iya
ebe..and her follow come craze.

Kr.iss216.
Fergie.001.
Tw.oclans nwa oma..
All my BBN people for here..Those for and against.. grin

Names plenty...Especially those that makes this place fun and a place to unwind after the day stress.

See you all in 2022...As we await Buhari and his subsidy removal.. grin grin

Next level new year loading.
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

I don kiss you plenty this year ,more kisses in 2022. kiss kiss

Next year will be greater.

My shout out goes to you munzy14 kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Single , I Am Not Married" - Juliet Ibrahim Cries Out by Twoclans(f): 7:12pm On Dec 29, 2021

CelebritiesRe: "I Am Single , I Am Not Married" - Juliet Ibrahim Cries Out by Twoclans(f): 1:58pm On Dec 29, 2021
akeeng:
This lady and Florence cuppy are on my ‘to do’ list. Both must be ticked very soon.
Shaking my head from left to right undecided
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by Twoclans(f): 8:51pm On Dec 28, 2021
Abuja boys na their way.Very fake broke people and they will still be forming with their starched kaftans undecided

Hmmmmm but if you say he is good in bed then maybe he is worth keeping lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Are You Still Friends With Your Ex? by Twoclans(f): 8:45pm On Dec 28, 2021
LOL

Abeg make I dey go .

CelebritiesRe: I Fit Just Enter You – Burna Boy Warns Fans Against Jumping On Stage (video) by Twoclans(f): 7:24pm On Dec 28, 2021
pocohantas:
Nobody should stress my love.
Na small thing make me bomb one community last year. angry angry
This your love for burna boy cheesy make person no just talk . lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Not Sexually Attracted To Her. Advice Needed. by Twoclans(f): 6:42am On Dec 28, 2021
The OP will still cheat when he goes into that marriage grin that one is for sure.

Guys that like ukwu hmmmmmm lipsrsealed
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 12:56pm On Dec 27, 2021
Mvena:
I know that but I go dey up dey see food anyhow for midnight wey hunger dey hit like mad
grin grin grin grin it happens to me also.I wake up by 4am and booommmm gboyega has posted a sumptuous meal.
CareerRe: Tension In Foods, Drinks Sector Over Expatriate Quota Abuse by Twoclans(f): 12:48pm On Dec 27, 2021
Truth be told the government is not talking about expatriate quota because they are interested in the level of unemployment .They are lamenting about the number of expatriates in such organisations because of the money they get from the company's.

When I paid the expatriate quota for our expatriates earlier in the year,I paid well over a million naira for each of them.(cost of expatriate quota is determined by dollar rate).

Some companies hide the number of expatriates they have and only pay for a fraction of their expatriates .Even when immigration comes for inspection at their premises they might not even be allowed access to the premises on time until they have hidden the expatriates they want to hide.

If we dont have a proper data base in this country we are just wasting our time.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 12:20pm On Dec 27, 2021
Mvena:
Na for midnight you go dey post your own food, this is wickedness
LOL

He is not in Nigeria,time difference things .
BusinessRe: Aftermath Of Next Cash And Carry Supermarket Fire (Photos, Video) by Twoclans(f): 10:07pm On Dec 26, 2021
The destruction of this mall is very painful, there is no month I don't shop in that mall.During the last week of November the mall was heavily stocked ahead of Christmas celebration.When I think of all the goods in that mall my heart weeps.

This mall has a dedicated fire service truck always parked inside the premises .Please what happened to that truck when this fire started.

I feel pity for the workers and people who depend on that mall for survival.I was supposed to shop there tommorrow .I screamed when I drove past the building only to see the ruins with my own eyes.
TravelRe: My Four-hour Flight From Abuja To Benin by Twoclans(f): 8:51pm On Dec 26, 2021
Your narration of the event is spot on.I dont ever wish to be in this kind of situation abeg.

Most of my flying experience has been hassle free.I really wish to fly international someday .I hear the experience on some of the top tier airlines is amazing.

But first let me get an international passport and in kwin Pocos voice I need to get a rich sugar daddy also.(rolls eyes)
TravelRe: Railway Operators Ignore FG Free-Ride Directive, Sell Tickets At Inflated Prices by Twoclans(f): 7:08pm On Dec 25, 2021
Yampotatocarrot:
But there are officials at those stations na... Even if they wanted to resell, the difference is just too much, from 2k to 8k... Kilode, even God is Good motors didn't increase their fare at that percentage
Yes there are officials ,they are part of the perpetrators .Meanwhile train ticket from Abuja to Kaduna is 3,000 for regular coach,2,000 for minors and 6,000 for VIP.

That road route is a very dangerous one,they know people will pay anything not to be on that road .
TravelRe: Railway Operators Ignore FG Free-Ride Directive, Sell Tickets At Inflated Prices by Twoclans(f): 5:35pm On Dec 25, 2021
When the government declared free tickets I knew it was going to be a big issue to implement.


Yes Tickets are sold online,since its free it makes it very easy for ticket jackers to buy everything online then wait at the train stations to sell to desperate travellers at any price they want to

We are our own problem in this country.
PhonesRe: I Purchased A Phone On Konga And I Am Quite Uneasy About It (see Why) by Twoclans(f): 8:04am On Dec 24, 2021
Tomahawk99:
Transion is a bigger company than your state government that depends on federal allocation. Someone seeks an opinion but phone section idiots like you will come to derail it with crap.
Imagine someone from a country that imports everything and exports nothing tangible talking down on people who actually does.
Why don't you go into phone manufacturing and produce something better. Banza!
I just tire for that transition abi na transion or transistor talk matter.

I have a tecno phone that I am addicted to,regardless of my other phones funny enough I still love that tecno phone.
BusinessRe: Titan Trust Bank Takes Over Union Bank, Nigeria's Second Oldest Bank by Twoclans(f): 4:22am On Dec 24, 2021
nograv:
Exactly..

Explain how a bank founded in 2018 managed to acquire a 107 year old veteran commercial bank??

Where did it even get the capital from??
My dear it is not about how old cheesy Is the bank liquid ?

Union bank totally refused to rebrand and realign.The old and archaic bankers there wont allow things move forward.

Union bank is a bank were you can see a father,son and grandson as staff in the bank.
BusinessRe: Titan Trust Bank Takes Over Union Bank, Nigeria's Second Oldest Bank by Twoclans(f):
Nukilia:
You forgot to talk about the disgruntled staffs and staffs with archaic ideologies.
Lol

This archaic ideology got me rolling on the floor.I went to one of their branches to reactivate an account I wanted to use for something .After the normal basic reactivation documentation. The customer service lady requested I should make a deposit into the account and give her a physical teller evidence . shocked I could not believe my ears.

I told her that I had done alot of transfers into the account and while sitting in front of her I was still moving money electronically into the account .This lady insisted she wants paper teller evidence .

I just called the driver I came with to go across the road and make a pos deposit into the account and bring a slip since they (Union Bank) accept only drop box deposits and the network for the drop box was also not working that day.

When this incidence played out two weeks ago I knew it was just a matter of time for that bank to go under .
FoodRe: I Made Vegetable Soup With #1,500. by Twoclans(f): 7:02pm On Dec 23, 2021
pocohantas:
Any KPOMO of N100 is not COW SKIN. All your kpomo you buy from one woman littered on a tray is not COW SKIN.

It is donkey hide aka JARKI. Know this and know peace.
Like seriously? shocked shocked shocked

Only God knows what they feed us in restaurants

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