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FoodRe: Here Are The Foods To Never Eat On An Empty Stomach by Twoclans(f): 5:59pm On Jul 22, 2018
lefulefu:
of course sex is a great form of exercise but then most ppl take alcohol cos the alcohol bolsters their boldness in the sex game..its not an energizer per saycheesy. Leeme ask u a question...why do u think most great athletes avoid alcohol during training session? Imagine Christiano Ronaldo b4 im wan go play a crucial match he come down two bottles of Budweiser b4 im enter field. How u reason im go play for fieldcheesy. Alcohol and cigarette are the two greatest inhibitors to a great sport activity. A guy with no alcohol in his body system will hit the the point clearly in za oza room while the other dude with an alcohol induced system will be moving slugglishly in za oza roomcheesy.
The guys with alcohol in their system are coming for your neck at the bolded. grin
FoodRe: Here Are The Foods To Never Eat On An Empty Stomach by Twoclans(f): 5:14pm On Jul 22, 2018
lefulefu:
abeg forget wetin op dey yarn.which health site did he get the info dat eating fruits in the morning is dangerious to ur health? We all know when we drink alcohol b4 we exercise....when in the middle of ur working out the alcohol in ur body system increases the dihydration process in ur body and dat aint healthy. What u need b4 u work out is water. Pure clean watercheesy.
Your alcohol and exercise analysis might not really be top notch. Let me explain with two questions.
1,Do you agree sex is a form of great exercise?
2,Do you agree a higher percentage of sexually active adults consume alcohol then have sex?
RomanceRe: Between Bad Wife And Hiv Aids Which Is Better? by Twoclans(f): 11:55am On Jul 22, 2018
Martin0:
isi join gini, abeg just leav me jor, i nor wan laugh this morning ooogringrin

come ooo nor dey talk naughty again oø my mama don enter Nairaland oooogrin
How can you bring your mama to nairaland shocked shocked she will become a slay mama and you will have yourself to blame
RomanceRe: Between Bad Wife And Hiv Aids Which Is Better? by Twoclans(f): 5:43am On Jul 22, 2018
Martin0:
hahahahgringrin OK ooo udo dili gi as you move forward!!!
LOL you will join me as I move forward.
RomanceRe: Between Bad Wife And Hiv Aids Which Is Better? by Twoclans(f): 9:07pm On Jul 21, 2018
Martin0:
which kin sharp mouth talk be this ehgrin be like say i go begin run away from you ooogrin may u nor come spoil me...
Don't mind me joooor, my way is not just pure. lipsrsealed

I will try and be a good girl going forward, so help me God.

RomanceRe: Between Bad Wife And Hiv Aids Which Is Better? by Twoclans(f): 7:21pm On Jul 21, 2018
Martin0:
Corona kwa, wait oo Na una new name for mouth action now be that abigrin
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Martin you need a wild girl to bring out the beast in you tongue
CrimeRe: Boluwatife Alexine Olorunsola: Missing UNILAG 16-Year-Old Female Student by Twoclans(f): 5:38pm On Jul 21, 2018
EmekaBlue:
Young girl is in the uni now, finally free from home and ready to explore.

Check her Bfs house

That's how they declared one missing who came to spend a week with me in my slaughter room.

I was almost arrested
The next thing you will tell us she has collected 20,000 to drop towel undecided

I hope the authorities locate her soon.
Jokes EtcRe: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by Twoclans(f): 4:50pm On Jul 21, 2018
dingbang:
hahaha.. That's not the wisest thing to do.. First bank is not in business to shade other banks, other banks look up to first bank for survival.
NASO lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Sterling Bank Shades Access Bank, Gtbank, Union Bank And First Bank by Twoclans(f): 4:37pm On Jul 21, 2018
The shade on Guaranty Trust is the most painful sha.dingbang will soon come and tell us the elephant will trample on sterling undecided
RomanceRe: Between Bad Wife And Hiv Aids Which Is Better? by Twoclans(f): 3:33pm On Jul 21, 2018
Martin0:
see you, peson nor fit play with you again?grin na wa for you oo
Hian, Marty go and get your corona licked you need to calm down and be alright wink
RomanceRe: Between Bad Wife And Hiv Aids Which Is Better? by Twoclans(f): 2:38pm On Jul 21, 2018
Martin0:
eheh so u don get sugar for one side abi
shocked Marty baby you are my only sugar kiss
RomanceRe: Between Bad Wife And Hiv Aids Which Is Better? by Twoclans(f): 1:16pm On Jul 21, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
Hehehe. Long time. How have u been? Lagos boys stole my phone I just got another. Missed u!
Eyah sorry about your phone. I have been cool, missed your small small craze cheesy
RomanceRe: Between Bad Wife And Hiv Aids Which Is Better? by Twoclans(f): 12:57pm On Jul 21, 2018
RadicallyBlunt:
None of d above
Where did you resurrect from lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Linda Osifo's Melanin Popping Photos by Twoclans(f): 11:54am On Jul 21, 2018
tamethem:
Because her beautiful skin belongs to her



grin

just kidding
You are correct my dear.

Nose poking will not kill me cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Linda Osifo's Melanin Popping Photos by Twoclans(f): 10:54am On Jul 21, 2018
Waohhh she is beautiful, why did she spoil her beautiful skin with that tattoo shocked
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Kate Henshaw's 47th Birthday Dinner (photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:28pm On Jul 20, 2018
And Dominic had to wear red footwear just like the birthday girl lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Challenges Anthony Joshua, As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by Twoclans(f): 7:22pm On Jul 20, 2018
BluntBoy:
cheesy

Hard to get? Not with you.

What sports do you like?
I watch football , I played volleyball in school.Yesterday I went to watch some professionals play table tennis live, but I was lost. I did not understand the game at all. I will go again I want to learn how to play for leisure.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Challenges Anthony Joshua, As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by Twoclans(f): 7:08pm On Jul 20, 2018
BluntBoy:
I was moderately active in the Sports section before and during the world cup. I even saw some of your comments there during the world cup. cheesy

My favorite sports are boxing, football, taekwando and cricket. I played all these games (with the exception of boxing) as an undergraduate student.
Waohhh I am tripped wink

Oya come let me toast you, I hope you won't play hard to get.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Challenges Anthony Joshua, As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by Twoclans(f): 5:39pm On Jul 20, 2018
BluntBoy:
cheesy Yes, close them.

I dey like Dede Mabiaku. I trust you are fine too. You enjoy boxinghuh
No I don't enjoy boxing, I just like the body on Anthony Joshua lipsrsealed

Which sports do you enjoy watching? I can't remember seeing you at the sports session during the World Cup craze.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Challenges Anthony Joshua, As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by Twoclans(f): 5:10pm On Jul 20, 2018
BluntBoy:
Stop looking.
Yes sir, I will close my eyes cool

How you dey?
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Challenges Anthony Joshua, As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by Twoclans(f): 4:38pm On Jul 20, 2018
That body on Anthony Joshua lipsrsealed shocked

Dammmmm
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roofing Works In Progress!!! by Twoclans(f):
Martin0:
eh so I nor fit hail you again abigrin

well nor dey give me that kind title again ooo
Let me give you another name, Nwoke Oma one of Nairaland. lipsrsealed

Where is the location of this roofing work?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roofing Works In Progress!!! by Twoclans(f): 12:02pm On Jul 20, 2018
Martin0:
twoclans twoclans,I hail you oooogringrin
This one you are hailing me tongue

Marty baby I hail you also, you are the real most valuable player of nairaland (MVP) . wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roofing Works In Progress!!! by Twoclans(f): 11:30am On Jul 20, 2018
Martin0:

hmmmm u shock Me by asking me that question
,well it not safe,but it just not raining so hard before we started, but of it get worse ,they will climb down!!!
So someone cannot ask question again. O'OChim .

I feel the risk is higher during raining season and I hardly see roofing work going on during raining season.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Roofing Works In Progress!!! by Twoclans(f): 10:59am On Jul 20, 2018
Marty baby why are you roofing during rainning season is it safe for the workers?
TravelRe: Asaba, Delta Flooded After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 2:36pm On Jul 18, 2018
Hanseel1:
I've been out of Nigeria for awhile .

You've ignored me the other time so why mention me today, huh kid?
Oh please not again tongue

TravelRe: Asaba, Delta Flooded After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by Twoclans(f):
I wonder what Hanseel1 will have to say about this lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Man Stabs His Ex-Wife's Son To Death In Yobe (Graphic Photo) by Twoclans(f):
How can you leave a son from another man with a husband you divorced shocked shocked

People just don't get the pain that comes with divorce.
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Seun Osewa by Twoclans(f): 9:04am On Jul 17, 2018
Happy birthday to the strong man of nairaland ,wishing you many happy returns .
RomanceRe: Men!!! by Twoclans(f): 7:38am On Jul 17, 2018
Lefulefu please come ohhhh Marty wants to resign from the ukwu gang shocked,he now wants to become a leggy gang lipsrsealed

My amebo is on another level,OP well-done ohhhh we that have C leg nko angry huh
RomanceRe: This Nigerian Girl Says Sex On The First Day Is Called Relationship Interview by Twoclans(f): 1:52am On Jul 17, 2018
Martin0:
she asked a simple question that is answerable by anybody!!! cheesy
cheesy cheesy
Marty baby u too like woman tongue

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